One hundred and eighty-two gossip of Li Er
After a glass of wine was dried, Suning looked at the sky outside, stood up, and said to Su Dingfang: "Big brother, I have no way to call you back, tonight, I can't come back, and I can't be left without someone to protect the house, Wang Hui and Chen Xie I will keep them for you, you can just sit in the house, I have explained everything that should be explained, you don't have to worry, when I come back, you can go back to the barracks, just act as if nothing happened, A-Niang They won't wake up until tomorrow morning, By then, it will all be over. ”
Su Dingfang took a deep breath and advised: "Erlang, be careful in everything, don't have an accident." ”
Suning nodded: "Big brother, the house will be handed over to you, I'll go." ”
Then, Suning left the room without looking back, in the front yard, the veteran Liu Tie and the four guards were already ready to go, this time the main force was not the Su Mansion guards, so Suning only brought a few talismans, and the rest was forgotten, staying in the house to protect the safety of the house.
Six people and six horses, left Yongning Fang, before Zuihou beat a street drum, rushed into the Suzaku Gate, and came to Li Erbixia's study, at this time the sky was not completely dark, Li Erbixia was wearing the armor he commanded in the army, sitting in the study, holding a shining sword in his hand, playing.
There was a strange eunuch standing beside him, not Wang De, who was familiar to Suning, Suning understood after a little thought, but still asked, "Bixia, where is Wang De?" Weishenme is not Wang De protecting Bixia? He's a good guy, and without his protection, Bixia's safety can't be guaranteed! ”
Li Erbixia raised his head and looked at Suning. smiled: "Wang De is old, I let him retire, this person's ability is not under Wang De, of course he can protect me, don't worry about me, worry about yourself, if it's not like you said, then you can wait for me, I'm looking forward to it, I haven't slept for more than a month." If you don't sleep well tonight. But you kid can take it! ”
Su Ning said helplessly: "The minister can be sure, because no one could have thought that they would do this, so basically eight or nine are not far from ten, but those strongholds." How did Bixia handle it? ”
Li Erbixia said lightly: "This is your great achievement. Twelve strongholds have been uprooted. After killing more than 200 people, you only caught a dozen of them, and you're lucky. Caught five who were unwilling to resist, and asked them out, my side was not good, and I couldn't get any news from torture and torture, and they all bit their tongues and committed suicide, and those letters that came and went couldn't find any important news, which means that the clues were broken again, if I can't catch them all tonight, I won't be able to sleep well in the future! Don't think of good fruit to eat! ”
Suning said: "This minister naturally knows, if those guys don't get rid of them, the minister won't be easy to explain, right?" Besides, the minister's own house is also in danger! ”
Li Erbixia asked, "By the way, have you done a good job of defense in your house?" You ran here, don't you have no one to protect the four women in your house? ”
Suning said: "The minister has called the eldest brother Su Lie back to the mansion to sit down, as for the aunt and sister-in-law and the younger sister, they have already fallen asleep, and they will not wake up until the third pole of tomorrow morning, this minister is very confident, they will not know anything, and they will not worry, otherwise, the minister's ears will give them calluses." ”
Li Erbixia smiled: "This is a good idea, but it's a pity that there are too many people in my harem, otherwise you can do it every time you encounter this kind of thing in the future, alas, it's still not very good, too many people are also very troublesome, what do you say?" By the way, your eldest brother's matter has been decided, shouldn't you kid also think about it? Fourteen, won't it be fifteen in a short time? It's almost time to talk about a family affair, right? ”
Suning rolled his eyes and said, "Bixia, the minister is still young, still young, don't worry about this." ”
Li Erbixia glared: "Don't worry? Don't worry, you kid just go to the Qinglou to participate in the poetry meeting of Lao Shizi? Going to mess with the Oiran? Don't think that you kid can hide it from me by changing his surname, who else wrote that kind of poem besides your kid? Li Zhen? Or is it the eldest grandson Chong? You kid! Yes? The husband who picked up Changle went to the Qinglou? I also took my married man to fight together! Is this called not in a hurry? ”
Suning felt weak for a while, thinking that he still hadn't hidden this old pervert from this matter, and was about to open his mouth to defend himself, when a eunuch came in from outside the door: "Bixia, get ready." ”
Li Erbixia nodded and waved his hand: "Lift it up!" ”
When Suning was puzzled, he saw four eunuchs, two carrying a round table, and the other two walked in with a chair, put their positions and retreated, a group of palace maids and sisters walked in with more than a dozen plates, put them on the table, lifted the lid that covered the plates, the eunuchs and sisters withdrew, and the new personal eunuch also withdrew, the door closed, Li Erbixia walked to a chair and did it, and stretched out his finger and pointed to a chair opposite: "What are you still stunned about?" Sit down! Do you want me to sit down? ”
Suning was stunned for a moment, and then hurriedly sat on the chair, looking at Li Erbixia up close, a little weak-hearted, okay, what is this old pervert going to do? Eating at the same table? Vegetable or stir-fry? Is this a compensation? There is no way to put it on the bright side, so just use this way to compensate? Can he be regarded as the first person among the ministers who can eat at the same table with Li Erbixia?
"You kid, you're not active in doing things, but you're picking and picking up things when you eat, how much time did it take to pour out these stir-fried dishes? If you spend all this time studying, you will surely grow in your knowledge! But it is used to eat, wasting time, how much time can a person have in this life? I'm in my thirties, and I don't know how long I can live, and I still keep reading, so as not to regress my learning, you kid is good, what's wrong? Want to have fun in time?
It's so particular about eating, um, but the taste is still good, and your restaurant has made a lot of money, right? It seems that the tax revenue in the first quarter of this year can increase significantly, and you can do a lot of things in the coming year. No matter how big the family business is, no one inherits it, so what is it?
You're not too young, so just do what you need to do. Look at the eldest grandson Chong and Li Zhen, who are similar in age to you, aren't they also married? Li Boyao heard that he was going to get married, and I also planned to point him out a family affair in Chengqian, and those who are younger than you are all moving, you kid don't plan yet? There are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is great! At that time, there will be an official who will impeach you in this matter, even your eldest brother has been impeached many times, and I will just stay in the middle and not issue it......"
Probably there are only two people Li Erbixia is not taboo, and what to say when he thinks of something. The words of the family together are like a series of cannons, which makes Suning powerless. I didn't stop babbling for more than an hour, probably saying all the words that I had been stuffing in my heart for the past few days, I'll take care of it, do I marry a wife and care about your business? There are also those idle egg-sore officials. Lao Tzu doesn't talk about girlfriends having a hairy relationship with you? There's nothing to eat to eat, isn't it? There are so many injustices in the world, why don't you preside over justice? on this. It's really salty and don't worry about eating radish!
"That. Bixia, it's not that the minister is unwilling to find a family affair, and the minister's status is low. has no fame, no money, a poor marquis, how can anyone look down on a minister? Even if the minister has that mind, he is embarrassed to go to other people's houses to propose marriage, right? How faceless will it be to blow it out when the time comes? Suning said with a smile.
Li Erbixia squirted out a mouthful of food, Suning hurriedly stepped forward to wipe Li Erbixia's mouth, Li Erbixia took a while to come to his senses, looked at Suning incredulously and said, "I said what is your kid's dough made of?" Do you have a low status? How many marquis are there in the Tang Dynasty? You're not famous? If you don't say that Su font, even my daughter can memorize those poems! You don't have any money? You don't have money, who opened that Wei Xianju Restaurant? No one looks down on you? Let me tell you, now that you kid is letting out the wind, there will be a lot of door-to-door stickers immediately, do you believe it or not? ”
Suning said helplessly: "Actually, actually, this, minister, that, or ......"
Suning didn't say anything for a long time, I can't say that I think I'm too young to find a woman, or I don't like young people, in that case, Li Erbixia has more to say, but if you don't say it, Li Erbixia's gossip is even more eager.
"Is there really someone in my heart?" Li Er Bixia suddenly showed an unclear smile, Su Ning was embarrassed, sighed, and said: "Bixia, the minister has always taken Huo Hussar as an example, just as Huo Hussar said, the Huns are not destroyed, why should they be at home!" Now there is no shortage of jackals, tigers and leopards around Datang, every time I think about it, it is difficult for the ministers to sleep and eat, how can they still divide their minds and get married? Until these calamities are eliminated, the ministers will not feel that they will be married. ”
The righteousness of what Suning said was awe-inspiring, and Li Erbixia listened with a black line on his face: "There is no other person here, and there is no clerk to record, these words come out of your mouth and into my ears, no third person knows, you don't put gold on your face, hurry up and explain honestly, otherwise don't blame me for worrying about your family affairs, the inheritance of incense has not been solved, I don't dare to rashly send the only seedling in my family to the battlefield, I am going to be scolded by those stinky tempers." ”
Is this a threat or a threat or a threat?
Suning was embarrassed, couldn't say a word, zuihou had to raise his hand and surrender: "Okay bixia, the minister admits it, it's just that he doesn't want to get married, the minister sees that the eldest grandson Chong and Li Zhen are about to get married, they are crying and shouting and begging the minister to fulfill a wish for them before marriage, and then they are going to the execution ground, the minister is really a little worried that he will not be able to live freely in the future, and the feeling of many people nagging in his ears every day is really not good." ”
Li Erbixia laughed twice and said, "According to what you say, I became a self-digging grave when I got married at the age of thirteen?" Where did you hear these things? It's okay for a man to be bohemian before marriage, but after marriage, he must honestly think about the family and his wife, this is a must, and everyone has to abide by it, what's the matter? You kid doesn't want to comply? I just want you to follow you to the title of Marquis of Sanyuan? Let your mother die without turning a blind eye? This is great unfilial piety! Eldest Sun Chong and Li Zhen are also for the inheritance of incense, what kind of freedom or something, what do you want that thing for? Even if you get married, what are you going to do, isn't it up to you? Could it be that you are afraid of guilt? ”
Suning was stunned and speechless, Li Erbixia's thinking jumped too much, he couldn't keep up with his thinking at all, there was no way to refute it at all, he could only accept it, zuihou Li Erbixia said: "This matter, I can't listen to you to get it yourself, the words of the matchmaker of your parents are natural, your father died early, your mother loves her son, the eldest brother is in the army, and there is really no one to care about you, this is not good, so let's do it, it just so happens that you have made a great contribution, and it is papermaking and printing, There is also a field hospital, but at present, I can't reward you openly, I always feel sorry for you, why don't you find a reason to marry my daughter to you? ”
Yours, daughter, marry, to me......
What international jokes? Let my wife salute my wife? Want to do something pleasantly shameful with my wife and ask her to agree? If you want to go out and relax, you have to report to my wife and get permission, otherwise you can't go anywhere? Completely suppressed? If you don't want to cuckold and turn into a green turtle? What the hell are you kidding me?
Suning is really depressed, quite depressed, this kind of thing, how can you say this? Give me your daughter as a reward? Is this a reward or a severe punishment?
Before Suning could object, the door of the palace was knocked open, and Fang Cai's personal eunuch stood at the door and said softly: "Bixia, it's over, there are a total of four hundred and seventy-two thieves, four hundred people were killed in the palace, fifty people were killed in the secret passage, and twenty-two people were captured. (To be continued......)