Chapter 612: Fake Tricks
Under the afterglow of the setting sun, on the post road from Jiangxia to Xiangyang, five hundred soldiers and horses rushed with a carriage.
In the carriage, it was Qin Feng who had no choice but to go to Xiangyang.
"Prime Minister, don't be sad ......!" Mrs. Gan comforted Qin Feng.
Qin Feng was silent, and he was afraid that Old Man Qiao would forcibly marry off Big and Little Qiao.
Gradually, it got dark.
Guan Yu and Zhang Fei arranged camping, and Qin Feng was likely to become Liu Bei's advisor, which made Guan Zhang dare not slack off, and the two brothers first built a big camp for Qin Feng. Guan Zhang is still in the dark now, and he would not have thought that Qin Feng, the biggest enemy today, was in front of him, and the two brothers were still serving him with food, clothing, shelter and transportation.
The dinner was very rich, and Qin Feng, who was in the enemy camp, had no appetite at all, and outside the tent, there were vigilant squads of soldiers walking by from time to time. Mrs. Gan sat aside, always wearing a veil to avoid being noticed.
At this time, Cao Cao walked in with a ghostly head, looked at the wine and meat on the table, couldn't help drooling, and said: "Brother Xian, for my brother to eat with those big-headed soldiers, there is only half a cake, and the treatment of the Jingzhou army is really bad!" So saying, he pulled off a chicken leg and ate it. I can't help but think that Qin Zijin's life is good, even if he is in trouble, he has never suffered a loss in food, clothing, housing and transportation!
Qin Feng just glanced at Cao Cao, while Madam Gan got up and entered the inner room.
At this time, Cao Cao's eyes rolled and said, "Zijin, the opportunity is rare, let's go tonight!" ”
Qin Feng suddenly sneered and said, "The camp is heavily guarded, how to go?" ”
Cao Cao smiled mysteriously, then took out a small gourd from his arms and said, "Zijin." This is an ecstasy, you can use your name to invite Guan Yu and Zhang Fei to drink. During the banquet, it was regarded as a brother's means ......, and it was so and so ....... Took their tokens, and not swaggered away! ”
"Ecstasy?" Qin Feng said with a smile: "I don't know where Brother Meng De got this ecstasy!" ”
"In the Jiangxia market, there are special channels that ordinary people will never be able to buy!" Cao Cao said proudly.
"I wonder how it works? Don't it don't work, it's a mistake! ”
Cao Cao was immediately dissatisfied when he heard this, and said, "This is sold for a month's salary for my brother." ”
"A month's wages!" Qin Feng was taken aback and said, "Then you still have money to go back?" ”
"Hehe, isn't there still Zijin Xian Brother you!" Cao Cao smiled awkwardly.
I'm going to go! Qin Feng scolded secretly. He finally knew why Cao Cao followed him to Xiangyang, it turned out that this old boy had no money and couldn't go back!
"It turned out that Brother Meng De had no money, so he followed his true appearance!" Qin Feng said bluntly.
Cao Cao scratched his head even more embarrassed, and said in his heart that Qin Zijin is a ghost and clever, and you can see it so quickly.
Qin Feng suddenly asked, "What did you buy it for?" ”
"Used to ......." When Cao Cao said this, he came to his senses, smiled awkwardly, and said, "It's used for self-defense!" ”
Qin Feng smiled secretly. The heart says that you use it to obsess women, just say that you are obsessed with women, bullshit self-defense. He sarcastically said: "Since ancient times, there have only been sharp weapons to defend oneself, and today Brother Meng De has gone bankrupt to buy ecstasy to defend himself, he is really the first person in the ages." The younger brother admires and admires ....... ”
Cao Cao just smiled awkwardly.
Who knew that Qin Feng's eyes turned cold, and he said, "Brother Meng De, if you dare to do anything. Hugh blames the little brother for being ruthless! ”
Cao Cao was originally bought to stun Xiao Qiao, but he never got the opportunity. Hearing this, he was startled, and hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, no, no." Brother Zijin Xian misunderstood, being a brother is really used for self-defense. ”
In this regard, Cao Cao carried the ecstasy and went to invite Guan Yu and Zhang Fei.
When Zhang Fei heard the drink, he was overjoyed, and said: "It's easy to say, Cao De, you go to sue your master, and General Ben will go over immediately!" ”
Cao Cao, who was disguised and disguised, wiped a cold sweat, and said in his heart that the world is really impermanent, and no one believes this experience. While secretly scolding Zhang Fei for being an idiot, he couldn't help but admire Qin Feng's makeup methods, and left in a hurry.
Guan Yu was reluctant to go.
Zhang Fei couldn't resist the addiction to alcohol, and said: "Second brother, now is the time to employ people, how can you snub talented people because of this." For the sake of the great cause of the eldest brother....... ”
"For the great cause of the big brother!" Guan Yu had no choice but to go along.
Qin Feng's big tent.
"Come on, come on, drink this bowl to the full!" Qin Feng sat on the top of the head, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were on the left and right seats, and Cao Cao was holding the wine jar, standing aside with a black head and black face, looking like a small servant. This situation is too weird, if someone who is not familiar with it sees it, they will definitely think that Qin Feng is the eldest brother of the two.
Zhang Fei admired the people who drank the most, and after drinking the wine, he praised: "Brother Heshan is really a good amount of wine!" ”
And Guan Yu, who was on the other side, was drinking.
Zhang Fei was dissatisfied when he saw this, and said: "Second brother, look at the Heshan of other people, weak scholars can still drink bitterly." How can your little brother not know the amount of alcohol, drink a few bowls first, and drink before it is too late! ”
Guan Yu was embarrassed when he heard this, and he didn't want to lose face in front of Qin Feng, so he had no choice but to raise the big bowl and drink it all.
"Good!" After Qin Feng praised it, he agitated like a spring tongue and said: "The two generals are really tiger generals, and Liu Yuanjun has two generals to help, why worry about the great cause?" Cao De pours wine! ”
Cao Cao, who was holding the wine jar, scolded secretly, thinking that the princes on his side had always just sat and drank, but now he had to serve people to pour wine, and he was still serving the enemy, which made him feel aggrieved. However, in order to save his life and return to his territory, this hero had no choice but to sell his body.
"Come on, come on, for the sake of Liu Yuanjun's great cause, drink this bowl full!" After a full drink, Qin Feng said again.
This reason for persuading wine made Guan Yu and Zhang Fei unable to refuse, and drank a bowl of it.
In the Eastern Han Dynasty, it was rice wine, and the degree was about the same as that of beer in later generations, so Qin Feng, who could drink a bundle in later generations, has always been a booze, and dozens of bowls are not poured. Raise the bowl again and say, "Make your health ......." ”
"Good health!" This is a must, Guan Yu Zhang Fei raised the bowl and ...... it.
"Give birth to a noble son early!"
Boom Boom.
"Brothers of one heart!"
Boom Boom.
"Pepsi ......!"
"Wait!" Guan Yu burped, hurriedly stopped Qin Feng's persuasion, and said, "Slow down." Let's slow down, let's eat some food! ”
I drank five or six bowls in a row. Even Zhang Fei couldn't stand it, so he tore off a chicken leg and gnawed it on it. I couldn't help muttering in my heart: "Heshan, this kid can really drink." I can drink more than my old Zhang! ”
And Cao Cao, who was pouring wine on the side, had already blossomed, and said in his heart that the two of you still dare to fight with Qin Zijin! When I thought about Emperor Ling, Qin Zijin was in the court, and he was notoriously fast at drinking, and he was notoriously ruthless in persuading wine. Why is your father living a long life, you yourself have been promoted and made rich. Do you drink or not? If you don't drink, you're cheating your father and pit your own career. Who can not drink!
At this time, Guan Yu's face was flushed, and he got up and said, "Guan Mou is going to make it convenient!" ”
"Slow!" Qin Feng stopped him.
Guan Yu was puzzled and said, "Mr. together?" ”
Qin Feng smiled: "Drink beer...... Wine, you can't pee, whoever pees first is admitted! Qin Feng did not change many habits in his later life, and he said the beer carelessly.
Guan Yu was furious when he heard this, and said in his heart that I am a general, how can I admit it in front of a Wenruo boy. Bear with it. So, Guan Yu held his urine, sat down with a blushing face, raised the bowl and said, "Mr. Guan Moujing has a bowl!" He said. He glared at Zhang Fei.
So, the two brothers began to take turns fighting.
Who knew that Qin Feng would not refuse to come, and it would take a while. And the three of them drank a jar.
At this time, Qin Feng said, "Serve the wine." I want to have two portions. ”
Cao Cao was overjoyed and hurriedly walked out. After a while, he came in with four jars of wine. Two of the altars were given to Qin Feng, and the other two altars were given ecstasy to Zhang Fei and Guan Yu.
Qin Feng patted the two jars of wine in front of him, and said with a smile: "Master drink two jars, you have one jar!" ”
Guan Yu and Zhang Fei felt underestimated and furious. Gather together in one place, desperately fighting with Qin Feng.
Half an hour later.
Zhang Fei stood up crookedly, hugged his fists and said: "Mr. has a good amount of alcohol, this is the happiest drink in my life, ...... farewell!" After speaking, Zhang Fei hurriedly slipped away, and after leaving the account, he found a corner and urinated, shouting: "Suffocate me!" ”
Guan Yu then got up in a shaking, his face was red and purple, and he said in a daze: "Strategist, Guan Mou has also resigned!" He was already commensurate with a military advisor, and he hurriedly slipped away.
The two brothers met in the dark, and Guan Yu, who was peeing, breathed a sigh of relief and muttered: "Damn, I don't know how big that thing in Heshan is, it doesn't pee!" ”
Qin Feng opened his mouth wide, watching Guan Yu and Zhang Fei get drunk one after another. After they left, Qin Feng's mouth slowly closed. He was a hard fighter, and he was also drunk at the moment, so he suddenly got up and dragged Cao Cao over, and with a bang, he jumped his head and said angrily: "Cao Mengde, why didn't you get drugged?" ”
"Wow!" Cao Cao covered the bag on his head, and when he saw that the drunken Qin Feng's eyes were red, he looked like he was going to kill, and exclaimed: "Zijin doesn't want to do it, for the sake of brother...... Drugged my brother! He said as he took out the gourd containing the ecstasy, shook it, and said, "Look, there's only a little left, and almost all of it goes in!" ”
Qin Feng, who was surging with wine, had a very clear idea at that time. He put down Cao Cao with his backhand, snatched the gourd and poured the remaining ecstasy into Cao Cao's mouth. With a wave of his hand, he smashed the empty gourd on Cao Cao's face, and shook it: "Idiot, you ...... You bought a fake, you ...... The last chance to cheat dad is the scourge of your kid! ”
The more Qin Feng thought about it, the more angry he became, and kicked Cao Cao to the bottom of the hall, and he himself fell to the ground because he was drunk and unsteady on his feet.
"Fake! Damn, that kid dared to sell this general's fake! Cao Cao smacked his mouth, and then he suddenly realized.
Qin Feng stood up while shaking the table, and said angrily: "You idiot, I killed you, a guy who has more than enough success and more than enough failure!" Saying that, Qin Feng went to his waist to draw his sword, but after touching it, he said, "Hey, what about the master's Heavenly Sword!" ”
Cao Cao Xin said that it was the general's ancestral Yitian Sword, and it had already been sent to pick up girls by your kid, which was really hateful. However, Cao Cao didn't dare to provoke Qin Feng, who was surging with alcohol, and at the same time, he was annoyed by himself, and crawled out of the big tent.
In this regard, because Cao Cao bought a fake Ecstasy, he even lost the only chance to escape.
In the coming day, when the sun was on the third pole, Qin Feng followed Guan Yu and Zhang Fei to Xiangyang City in a state of anxiety.
Looking at the majestic Xiangyang City comparable to Luoyang and Chang'an, Qin Feng's heart sank to the bottom, "If you go in, it will be difficult to get out!" Thinking of this, he kicked Cao Cao, who was driving the carriage, out.
"Wow!" Cao Cao, who was driving the carriage, was defenseless, screamed and fell to the ground, looking at the majestic Xiangyang City, as if he had seen the largest cage in the world, and Guan Yu Zhang Fei beside him was the jailer who escorted him in. Ten deaths, Cao Cao was broken, and shouted: "Brother Xian, don't fight, brother knows it's wrong!" (To be continued......)