Chapter 1238: Flower Saint Laughing Willow
Xi Shiyi passed by outside the door of Xufu in a car, heard the lively joy inside, hurriedly lifted the car curtain, and asked, "Who is married?" ”
The little guy who was sitting with the coachman said, "I don't know. ”
"Oh." Xi Shiyi no longer took it to heart and put down the curtain. Xu Mansion has a little status of someone to get married, it is impossible for him not to know, since he doesn't know, it is an unimportant person.
He was going out of the city to Hongji Temple today to thank the old monk who treated him and sealed fifty taels of silver. When I arrived at the temple gate, I deliberately beat the Xia family to go around in a circle, and saw that the outer wall was chiseled open, and a new restaurant was opened, and the signboard said Huaiyang Hall.
Xia Jue had already left Beijing, Xi Shiyi ignored it, got out of the car and entered the temple, and walked into the presiding meditation room.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw the little monk Deyue, who was sitting on the ground boringly knocking on the wooden fish. Xi Shiyi hated it in his heart, and screwed him the shoulder in the past.
Deyue was in pain and shouted, "Why are you pinching me?" ”
Xi Shiyi smiled with cruelty, and said: "You have made me so miserable, I have been sick for so long, and even the roots of my descendants have been cut off by half, and I have been taught to be a waste, why do you say I hate you?" ”
Deyue rubbed her shoulders vigorously, glanced at him fiercely, and sneered: "Hugh wants to wronged people, you don't know who you contracted from the dirty disease, but you come to blame me?" I'm fine with nothing, don't rely on me. ”
Xi Shiyi is right when he thinks about it, it seems to be a misunderstanding: Deyue, his life is rotten, God knows if he was infected? So he sat down with a smile and asked, "Where is your master?" ”
"At the restaurant next door." Deyue said stupidly, "Just now, Yang Baye asked him to talk, and he came back." ”
Xi Shiyi's old relapse teased him, but unfortunately he was crippled below, so he could only watch it and couldn't eat it. After a long time, the old monk came back drunk, saw him, and said with a spring breeze on his face: "Congratulations." It seems to be a great deal. ”
"Thank you, thank you!" Xi Shiyi stood up and arched his hand: "Thanks to you, although I have made a crooked neck now, there is still half of it left." If you use those people's medicine, you have to cut down the grass and eradicate it. I don't thank you much, this thing should be used as medicine money. ”
After speaking, Xi Shiyi gave a deep salute, took fifty taels of silver from the little servant's hand, and offered it with both hands.
The old monk hurriedly excused himself and said, "How can this be done?" What kind of friendship do we have? Do you still treat me as an outsider? I also sent a thank you gift, and quickly took it back. ”
"Isn't it too little?" Xi Shiyi asked.
"How can it be?" The old monk laughed and scolded, repeatedly pushing and blocking.
Xi Shiyi saw that the silver could not be sent, and said: "Big brother, don't be like this, our brother's friendship is not on this." Because your golden pill is a valuable medicine, and it took a lot of money to make it, and if you don't accept it, it will make me embarrassed. ”
How could fifty taels of silver be placed in the eyes of the old monk? The two of them can be regarded as having a relationship with each other. So I don't want to take it. The old monk still wanted to resign, and Xi Shiyi had to accept it, so he had to accept it.
"You, you." The old monk was very helpless and asked, "You shouldn't be taboo now." I have opened a restaurant here, and there are a few dishes that are cooked well, so I will take you to try something new today. ”
Xi Shiyi said: "Who opened it?" Been on it for a few days? ”
"Didn't Lao Xia move away? Last month, the shopkeeper Huang of Chunyang Pavilion came over and said that he wanted to open a restaurant. Hook up with me. The old monk smiled very obscenely, "I paid 4,000 yuan, and I only opened it for three days." I am originally from Huaiyang. It gave the name of Huaiyang Pavilion. The chef invited here is good at several dishes, one is roast duck, which I think overwhelms Jinling, and there is also a raw fried wing, which few people can't make. ”
After speaking, he smiled and whispered: "I opened several secret rooms in the back, and I relied on your blessing to recruit some sisters and sons." If there are guests who want to, they will go in and out from my side, and no one will know about it, there are a lot of tools to help the fun in the secret room, do you say? ”
If he had heard it before, Xi Shiyi would have been excited, but now it is not what it used to be, if he can't see or hear it, he just hears it, and when he hears it, his heart itches like a cat's paws.
The so-called will move with his heart, the pencil below without a head swelled up, but the tendon could not be straightened, it was painful and uncomfortable, he was not afraid that the old monk would laugh at him, so he told his suffering.
The old monk couldn't stop laughing when he heard this, and said with a smile: "If you can endure it for another month, I will cure you." ”
Xi Shiyi said excitedly: "How to treat it?" ”
"How?" The old monk smiled, "Wouldn't it be nice if I used some rotten medicine to rot that tendon?" ”
"Nonsense." Xi Shiyi was immediately very disappointed, "What should I do if that medicine rots the whole thing?" Besides, if you don't have tendons, you don't have bones, can you grow them back? In fact, we have a method in Guangdong, using fur seal kidneys to transfer flowers and grafts, I don't know if Jinling will know? ”
"It's a coincidence, it's a coincidence." The old monk clapped his hands and said, "Why not?" That Yang Ba is nicknamed Huasheng, and I have several flavors of Jindan that are prepared by him; There is also a surname Zhang, nicknamed Xiaoliu, who is a friend of Boss Xia, and has been coming over often recently, and I have a good relationship with them. I listened to them for a long time just now, that Zhang Xiaoliu is from Suzhou, specializing in this business, in addition to curing diseases, he also gives people eyeballs, teeth, arms and legs, which are all fake. The unique job is to take that thing, saying that the anesthetic is applied first, cut into four petals with a knife, the dog kidney is embedded in it, the medicine is dressed, and then the medicine thread is sewn up, and a month later the restoration is as before. ”
"." Xi Shiyi was dismissive, "Where did you get a fur dog kidney in Suzhou?" The Dead Sea Dog uses a fart, it has to be alive. ”
"I'm not done yet." The old monk said again: "It's not a sea dog kidney, but when the male dog lies on the female dog's body, he kills two of them with a knife and takes them out of the female dog, and I heard him say that it doesn't hurt when stitching." I think it's probably possible, although I haven't really seen it, but yours is too short, I don't know if you can take it long. ”
This aspect is by no means fabricated, don't underestimate the creative power of the ancients, there is a market if there is demand, of course, 99% are deceitful.
For the lustful Xi Shiyi, no matter how much it costs, he is willing to try, which is also the common psychology of most patients, otherwise there would not be so many people deceived.
Xi Shiyi, who was full of joy, hurriedly asked the old monk to find someone, and it happened that Zhang Xiaoliu hadn't left yet, so he invited him after a while.
The old monk sat down with him outside to eat tea first, and Xi Shiyi, who didn't want to expose his privacy, observed inside, and saw that this person had a sharp beak and monkey gills and was short in stature. The clothes are shabby and worn, and I feel a little contemptible.
The old monk told him what was wrong with him, using a pseudonym. Zhang Xiaoliu said: "The master is not an outsider, our line of work is a surgical operation, and the ancestor is Langzhong who accompanied the army in the Han Dynasty, and he only went to the front until my ancestor." There is a rule in the ancestors, first look at the origin of the patient, and then look at the patient's license, for example, the old person is weakened, and he cannot take it. It's also for nothing. There are other rules, in short, all evil and lewdness are the head, and I would rather not make money than take it lightly, if this benevolent brother is not good at private morality, I can't help it. ”
This statement seems to be righteous and awe-inspiring, but in fact it is all falsehood, specially designed to fool those who seek medical treatment.
"Let's not talk about that." The old monk smiled: "I guarantee that the character is good, but it is too unlucky." Do you think you can pick it up? Let's be honest. ”
The two of them are considered to be peers, so Zhang Xiaoliu nodded. Shen groaned: "It stands to reason that the origin is good, even if most of it is rotten, as long as there is a root, it can be picked up." Let's take a look at myself first. Otherwise, I can't be sure. ”
"Done!"
The old monk immediately pulled him inside, and Xi Shiyi's face turned red.
Fortunately, neither of them knew anyone, so they were not so embarrassed. Zhang Xiaoliu's status is low, and he looks at Xi Shiyi's luxurious clothes. In his thirties, he is tall and tall, like a person who has not lost his roots. According to the Hereafter, it is not a kidney deficiency.
Xi Shiyi, who has thick eyebrows and big eyes, looks majestic, and Zhang Xiaoliu, who is short and thin, does not dare to speak, and stands cramped outside.
Xi Shiyi made a gesture with his hand, motioned for him to come over and sit down, and said directly: "No need to be polite." Sir, you should know what's going on with my disease, and now it's getting better, but when you get up, it seems to be pulled by a tendon, and the more it rises, the more painful it becomes, so you have to cure this tendon before you can cure anything else. ”
Zhang Xiaoliu said: "Let's ask for advice first, and see what it looks like." ”
Xi Shiyi was a little embarrassed, and the great monk walked out with interest. There were only two of them left in the room, and Xi Shifang stood up and unbuttoned his pants.
If you don't say that they are doctors, I saw Zhang Xiaoliu leaning over and taking a closer look without disgust, and reached out to flick the soft half of the pencil a few times, making Xi Shiyi almost couldn't hold back, and his face turned red.
Zhang Xiaoliu said: "Put it on." What you said is right, you have to straighten this tendon first, and then you can pick it up. ”
According to the current custom, he came out to negotiate with the old monk about the consultation fee, and said that it would cost 200 taels of silver to repair the package. If there's anything wrong afterwards, don't pay a penny.
The old monk entered the house and said to Xi Shiyi, Xi Shiyi said: "Two hundred taels is not much, but it must be effective, otherwise it will be a small matter of him making money, and my life will be completely ruined." ”
"He said that he would be thanked only when he was cured, and he didn't want money if he didn't want it." The old monk said.
Xi Shiyi frowned and thought about it, suddenly made up his mind, nodded fiercely, and said with a cruel smile: "If he dares to lie to me, Lao Tzu will kill his whole family." ”
Such an old monk became a middle-aged man, and the three of them explained it face to face, made a note on the spot, and paid fifty taels of medicine tomorrow, and then paid the rest when they were done.
Zhang Xiaoliu took out a packet of medicine and a silk belt from his arms, handed it to Xi Shiyi, and said: "After you go back, adjust this medicinal clove oil and put it on, tie it with this belt, it was loose at first, and when it got up, tie it up immediately, the harder the work, the tighter it is, as long as it takes two or three hours, the tendon will be straightened, and it will not shrink overnight." I'll go to the house early tomorrow morning. ”
Xi Shiyi was immediately overjoyed, seeing that people were so sure, there was no doubt that he was an expert, and he couldn't wait for the old monk to invite him to dinner, so he said goodbye and went home happily.
When I got home, I couldn't wait to tell Chrysanthemum, and Chrysanthemum was also very happy, and hurriedly went to find clove oil.
During the meal, Xi Shiyi said hopefully: "When I receive a big dog whip, you will be blessed for the rest of your life." ”
"Phew!" The half-dressed chrysanthemum deliberately sneered: "Then what has become of me?" Alas, who can't let it, marry a dog with a dog. ”
Xi Shiyi laughed and said: "A dog is a dog, as long as you can be a dog who can only have sex!" (To be continued......) R1292