642, female. The origin of the excellent

The main culprit of the Great Rebellion that took place in Tokyo on January 13, 1936 was the Sun Wu Jin Incident. The most direct fuse is the twists and turns of the old devil of Minamijiro.

All the middle and lower-ranking officers thought: "Lao Tzu pinned his head to the waistband of his trousers, and finally got Manchuria back." The current cabinet and military officials are rice buckets, and they even let the enemy ride on their necks and shit. The most hateful thing is that a group of old bastards who are vegetarian in the corpse still have to endure it, and they are simply looking for death! ”

Is it tolerable or intolerable? So I couldn't bear it anymore, and there was a dead one!

If you want to say that this rebellion of the little devils, it doesn't matter who you kill, but the funniest scene is the assassination of former cabinet minister Nobuaki Makino.

Although he is 75 years old and the son of Okubo Ritsu, a hero of the Meiji Restoration, the radicals believe that he is a sworn enemy of the Showa Restoration, and naturally cannot let him go.

The mission to kill Makino is led by Captain River Beast of the 1st Infantry Wing (what the fuck is this name, no wonder Monkey Island produces beasts!) ), looking for a death squad to form an eight-member elite squad to carry it out.

Armed with three light machine guns, rifles, and pistols, they arrived in Yugawara in two taxis in the dark of night, and immediately mounted machine guns at the front and back doors of the hotel.

Unexpectedly, Nobuaki Makino's personal guard is not a vegetarian, and he kills people without blinking. Seeing that someone had assassinated his master, he immediately fought back and killed the leading officer, Captain River Beast, with one shot (it seems that the end of being a beast is not good).

The soldiers of the River Beast saw that the commander had been killed, and there was no way to go back. Therefore, he desperately charged forward, and as a result, he shot and killed all the personal guards. Then he took advantage of the situation to set fire to the hotel, trying to force the old turtle of Makino out and shoot him.

With the help of his 20-year-old granddaughter, Kazuko Yoshida, Nobuaki Makino took advantage of the soldiers' resistance and slipped out the back door of the hotel. Unexpectedly, there was a cliff behind the hotel, and the old turtle climbed to the protrusion of the rock face with the help of his granddaughter, and he could no longer climb it.

Soon after, the firelight illuminated the cliffs, illuminating Makino and Kazuko Yoshida like searchlights. The rebels below did not hesitate to raise their guns.

At this moment, Yoshida pulled away her own kimono and transformed herself into a sleek jade beauty.

The trembling peaks, the dark forests, and the dark and deep canyons looked even more enchanting under the reflection of the torches, which made the seven little devils almost insane.

Yoshida Hezi saw that his weapon was full of might, and immediately blocked in front of his grandfather and shouted: "As long as you release my grandfather, I will reward you with myself!" ”

Those little devils didn't expect to engage in the profession of assassination, and the salary was quite high! Today, just as a "temporary worker", there is such a good welfare package from a super beauty!

That's still a ball, anyway, Makino Shin shows that this old turtle doesn't have a few days to live, so let it go. Just when Lao Tzu farted, what's the fuss? The most important thing now is that now should be to let Lao Tzu hurry up and be happy!

Just kidding, the granddaughter of the cabinet minister, usually high up, is in the clouds, invisible and intangible. Today, Lao Tzu has such a good fortune to take it personally, whoever fucking shoots again will not die well!

20-year-old Yoshida Zyko, at the most critical moment, made the most critical move, took out his only most critical weapon, and did the most critical thing, that is, to use his plump and attractive body to save the life of Nobuaki Makino's dog.

Nobuaki Makino, an old turtle, was accompanied by his 20-year-old granddaughter, so he wrapped a kimono around his body, and there was nothing in it. It can be imagined, what did the old and the young do in the villa? Monkey Island has always been perverted, and it turns out that it is genetic.

In any case, after this shirtless battle of "one woman vs. seven heroes" on the cliff, those little devils naturally preached everywhere in order to show off their "great achievements". For a while, it was spread to be divine, so it was worshiped by the little ladies of Monkey Island.

That is, from this day on, AV female. You have become the noblest profession in the island nation. The little ladies of Monkey Island sharpened their heads and drilled into them, thus earning an inexhaustible amount of money for the island nation, allowing the island nation to leap from the ruins of defeat to an economic giant.

For example, Yoshida Zyko's junior teacher Cang, who is a woman. After the excellence, it is even more "female. "Excellent art" is carried forward. Fighting the world's fierce singles, and fighting against ten, that is really "conquering men and sleeping all over the world." ”

After Mr. Cang's "performing arts" were exchanged for financial resources, he naturally became famous, so many universities in China were envious. No, there are already many universities that have specially invited Mr. Cang to give lectures.

It seems that the most basic goal of colleges and universities in China's big country in the future is to train female students to become world-famous women. Excellent, and then the whole country walks AV female. Excellent road, the national economy may not be able to be raised!

But it's hard to say, whether it's going up and doing it again, or going up after it, this question is too profound, no wonder I have to ask Mr. Cang to hold a lecture in person, and then let the big guys observe it on the spot to explain.

All sorts of these things were first picked up by a free press newspaper in the United States, and then spread wildly all over the world. In the end, he became a household name, and Bai Shujie, who was close at hand, naturally knew it.

Of course, the content that Bai Shujie cares about, and "Female. How is it made" has no half-dime relationship, but what sequelae will be after this rebellion on Monkey Island. After all, there has been a big deviation in history here, and those who should be killed and those who don't should be killed have been killed.

"Order: Chen Jie's subordinate immediately dispatched a capable reconnaissance detachment to closely monitor the subtle movements of the enemy in front of him, especially the changes in the enemy's situation in the middle and upper reaches of the Yalu River. Any findings must be reported as soon as possible. Bai Shujie. ”

"Order: Shi Liancheng's headquarters immediately organized elite troops to prepare to destroy all Soviet and Russian outposts in Fuyuan Town and Black Blind Island. It must be clean and clean, and leave no clues. At the same time, a reconnaissance detachment was dispatched to expand reconnaissance in the Mudanjiang River valley and keep abreast of the movements of the Soviet and Japanese troops at any time. Bai Shujie. ”

"Order: Zhang Yushu's revenge battalion immediately formulated a careful plan to take Xiuyan on January 25, 1936, eradicate a hostile force, destroy all the surrounding puppet police stations and maintenance committees, and immediately transfer all strategic materials to wait for follow-up orders. Bai Shujie. ”

"Order: Zhao Sanbao Zhangfang Independent Regiment immediately set up a mixed battalion, with Ling Kaishan as the battalion commander, including a communications reconnaissance company, a cavalry company, a machine gun company, and a mortar company, and use a month to complete the run-in training, be ready for a long-distance attack at any time, and wait for the next order. Bai Shujie. ”

After issuing four orders in a row, Bai Shujie finally breathed a sigh of relief. No matter how it develops in the future, I have done what I should have done, and I have no regrets.

After drinking a glass of boiling water to warm up, Bai Shujie called Xiao Lamei into the war room: "How is it, how is the work of letting you select personnel go?" ”

Xiao Lamei dragged a chair and sat opposite Bai Shujie and said, "A total of 236 people were selected, and I arranged for the reconnaissance company of the guard battalion to lead them to the final wilderness survival training. ”

"How are the horses and pack horses ready?" Bai Shujie took out a piece of paper and said, "This is the list of materials, are they all ready?" It is necessary to take all the details into account, after all, it is a thousand miles interspersed, and there can be no sloppiness. ”

Xiao Lamei nodded: "The things I am going to take away are all ready, but you haven't said anything about the personal equipment of these people, what standard should I distribute it according to." ”

Bai Shujie smiled and said: "You should know this very well, according to the standard of your guard company, each squad is equipped with two light machine guns, two grenade guns, two sniper rifles, and seven submachine guns." ”

"Okay, it's all ready-made, and we'll hand out the equipment when they come back from the field." Xiao Lamei really got up and said, "Is there anything else you need to tell me to do?" ”

"There's something you need to run!" Bai Shujie grabbed a pen, wrote a note, handed it to Xiao Lamei and said, "This is top secret." You go to the Weapons Research Institute to see how the trial production of these two weapons is, and then report to me separately. ”

Two days later, on January 17, 1936, Chen Jie and Shi Liancheng sent a telegram at the same time, and the commander of the Kwantung Army of the little devil had been replaced. Minamijiro Old Turtle was ordered to return to the military headquarters for questioning, and now the one who has come up is also an old fellow, it seems that he is called Ueda Kenkichi, and he is still a general.

"Fortunately, history has not continued to deviate, and sure enough, this old guy has come out of the mountain." Because Bai Shujie knew this Ueda Kenkichi too well, she looked at the telegram and smiled and said to herself: "This is the result of a compromise between the Little Devil Army Department and the Young Zhuang faction. ”

Kenkichi Ueda (March 8, 1875 – September 11, 1962), a native of Osaka Prefecture, was the only one among the generals who and Hidera Obata who died in battle. The people of Osaka have always been known for being shrewd and able to do business. Kenkichi Ueda also studied business in his early years, and later switched to a non-commissioned officer school.

In 1932, he invaded Shanghai with the 9th Division of Kanazawa, but the central breakthrough tactics he had worked out did not succeed, resulting in his 7th Wing Captain Lin Daba Dazuo being killed by the 19th Route Army. In addition, his relationship with the navy is not good, so this battle cannot be fought.

In the end, it was the Minister of War Shirakawa who personally led the reinforcements and landed behind the Chinese army's defense line to force the 19th Route Army back. At the post-war celebration party, he was blown off the sole of his left foot on the spot by a bomb thrown by the righteous Yoon Bong-gil, and his left calf was forced to be amputated due to his injuries after being taken to the hospital. Because his superior, General Shirakawa Yoshinori, was seriously injured and died.

Lacking in policy tendencies and without any factions in the army, Ueda Kenkichi was regarded as a relatively stable neutral faction in the army, along with Kotaro Nakamura and Wanichiro Tashiro.

He did not support the radical Imperial faction, which consisted of strong young officers, nor did he approve of the pro-ratification faction, which colluded with the chaebols. Therefore, after this great rebellion, the stalemate of various forces asked him to pick up a bargain, serve as the commander of the Kwantung Army, and become the puppet emperor Puyi's emperor, thus mastering the power of life and death.

Bai Shujie felt that he couldn't wait, he should do something, so he shouted: "Come on!" ”

Wang Xinlan responded: "What's the matter, I'm shocked!" ”

"Oh, it's okay if you come, just send a telegram." Bai Shujie smiled and said: "Electricity: Although the Imperial Dao rebellion in Tokyo, Japan, has not been resolved, it has already revealed a strong signal to the world. That is the Japanese government, which has become outright militaristic. ”

"The essence of militarism is aggression! There is no doubt that the object of the Japanese devil's aggression is the entire Chinese nation. All the officers and men of the Rehe Garrison Command once again called on all parties in the country to abandon their past suspicions, give up the civil war, and make preparations for the war against the Japanese invaders in an all-round way. ”

After all, what happens next, let's see how it will be broken down next time.