672 Happiness (I)
As the old saying goes, things must be reversed, this truth is a little wrong, from ancient times to the present, these people who are in high positions, many have a hobby of liking men, such as the famous big glass Longyang Jun in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, it is because of this famous big glass, so the hobby of liking men has a graceful name - Longyang is good.
Liu Bang, the founder of the Han Dynasty, Boss Liu, is very fond of men, and he has a very strict Longyang good, so it may be genetically inherited so that most of the emperors of the Han Dynasty have this hobby, such as some gossip between Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty and Wei Qinghuo's illness; By the time of Emperor Han Ai, he developed a famous synonym - the habit of broken sleeves, which probably means that Emperor Han Ai liked Dong Xian very much, liked to sleep with him, and did pleasant and shameful things.
Then one morning, Emperor Han Ai got up and found that Dong Xian had not gotten up, but his sleeves were pressed under Dong Xian, and Emperor Han Ai was reluctant to wake up Dong Xian, so he took out a saber from the bedside and cut off the sleeves, and left quietly...... Vomit......
Suning felt disgusting when he thought about it, felt like vomiting, goosebumps all over his body, and after reading the history books to understand this aspect, he summed it up, but all men who have the habit of breaking their sleeves are basically local tyrants who are in high positions and have a lot of money and are not short of women, that is to say, they are familiar with the harmony of yin and yang, and they are used to doing pleasant and shy things, so that they are all tired of it. I don't want to continue to do it, this time is the high incidence period of the habit of broken sleeves and the good of Longyang.
And it is necessary to distinguish between glass in the real sense and beautiful men who just like quiet.
Throughout history, among those famous attack groups, most of the men in this position are men with softer faces than women, that is to say, you can't tell whether he is a man or a woman in women's clothes, that is to say, in the end, they still pursue the softness of women, and do not give up the original masculine side of men. Pursue the feminine side. Or is it their nature.
It's just that I'm tired of simple beauties, and I've lost the initial excitement and excitement for beauties, but change the angle and aspect. When a woman's feminineness, gentleness, and coquettishness are reproduced in a man. At this time, the masculinity of the man himself and this femininity will naturally be reconciled. Attract each other and give you a greater attraction than just women!
It's like a famous woman who looks like a man, Hideyoshi, and even developed to the point that "Hideyoshi's gender is Hideyoshi". That is to say, the male and female genders have difficulties in identifying certain individuals, so that the man cannot and refuses to identify him as a man, and even more so as to identify him as a woman! And with that a special impulse arises......
At this juncture, it is a symbol of going out and coming out, and there are thousands of concubines in the family, so that some men in high positions who have completely lost their impulse to simple women, they will be deeply attracted by the thorns, and even the objects of the red face and water can no longer be considered only women, but also some men who are too demonic......
Suning agrees that the male girl beside her, who exudes a faint gentle fragrance and looks at her with a little shyness and affection, belongs to this level, but although Suning is in a high position, she has not yet reached the level of greasy with women, so it is still normal to be oriented in some aspects, it is okay to be a woman, once she knew that this was a male girl, immediately, immediately, Suning distanced herself from the male girl, and then shook the goosebumps on her body and gasped......
Then Suning looked at Li Chengqian, and found that Li Chengqian also felt the same way, far away from the boy and girl, his face was full of horror, and secretly thanked God for letting Li Chengqian have no hobby in this area, and at the same time expressed deep sympathy and displeasure for Li Yuanchang, who had this hobby......
It's okay if you like it, but we don't like it!
"Well, His Royal Highness the Prince? Suhou? This is? Li Yuanchang looked at the two of them with some confusion and frustration, and felt that this was a bit incredible, so that he would have such an impulse just because these were two men, right? What's so strange about that, and besides, they're not really men......
Li Chengqian immediately gave up the right to speak to Suning, and Suning stood up after taking the right to speak, looked at Li Yuanchang with strange pity and said: "That, that, King Lu, this, in Xia and His Royal Highness the Prince, are all newlyweds, this, and, ah, oh, I mean us, the two of us, and I don't have the slightest sense of disrespect, it's just, just to say that the two of us, for men, don't have any other thoughts, really!"
Of course, I'm not saying that it's wrong to have an idea, this, there is a big difference between this person and people, he is different, King Lu has this hobby, Ning also has other hobbies, so Ning and His Royal Highness the Crown Prince can understand, both express understanding, but we, we, for King Lu's kindness, understand, however, this is ......"
Li Yuanchang was stunned for a moment, then looked up to the sky and laughed, waved his hand to drive the two men and girls away, and then laughed breathlessly: "Hahahahahahaha!" Aha! Ouch ouch! Brother Sanming, you, hahahahahaha! Ouch, ouch, I'm going to laugh out of breath, hahahaha, that, that, I want to make a statement below, these two dancing girls are in the music square, not at all!
I just watched their dancing skills very well, so they had to enter the house to perform for the distinguished guests, and they were also well versed in etiquette, and knew how to serve the distinguished guests, since childhood, they were cultivated according to the educational methods of the dancers, and they were no longer men, they were almost the same as those servants in the palace.
It's just that they are a little different from the inner servant, the inner servant Xiaojie needs to use bamboo pipes, they don't use bamboo pipes, that's all, the two of you must not go around to spread the good of Longyang under it! That reputation will be ruined, ahahaha! Brother Sanming. Wonderful! ”
Li Yuanchang couldn't breathe when he smiled, making Suning and Li Chengqian depressed, and finally waited for Li Yuanchang to laugh, Li Chengqian asked tentatively: "Seventh uncle, how can there be such a person in the palace music workshop?" Aren't they all women? Why, why is there such a man, uh, man? Li Chengqian obviously realized that they were no longer men......
Li Yuanchang said with a smile: "This, back to His Royal Highness the Prince, I don't know much about it." This is within the music of all dynasties. There are so many special men, with soft appearances and very feminine appearances, and there is no shortage of women in the palace dignitaries. After a long time, it will inevitably get tired. Then it is inevitable to choose some special men to ease up. Think about it, is this kind of thing still rare in the court of the Han Dynasty?
So, we've got it here. It is said that these two dancing girls, hey, I don't know what to call them, one is called Satisfactory Heart, and the other is called Ruyi, both of whom are sons of sinners in the music square, and it was just a mistake at first, thanks to the fact that these two looked too similar to the woman, and were sent to the music room as women.
Young fashion is good, can't tell, stay about twelve or thirteen years old, only to find out that it is not good, the management of the music fang is afraid that the incident is not good for themselves, so they sent the two into the greenhouse, after removing important objects and sending them back, because they have grown up with women since childhood, they even think that they are women and not men, they will be wrong, so they stayed, in case there are any powerful people in the palace who have this hobby, they will give it to them, but they fancy their dancing skills, and they secretly want to come back, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince and Brother Sanming must not talk outside! ”
Gratified!!! And added a wishful!
The fuse that led to the almost rupture of the father-son relationship between Li Chengqian and Li Erma, the famous red face in history...... Oh no, the guy with a blue face and troubled water, after a long time, is it really a good thing that Li Yuanchang did this guy? What do you pull it out for? Planning to give it to me? Or is it given to Cheng Qian? Suning was puzzled.
But no matter what, this is all a disaster, what does Li Yuanchang want to do?
"Then, the two of them will come and serve me...... That, King Lu, is really unacceptable! Suning simply showed his posture, and Li Chengqian then said: "Seventh uncle, this, let's change people, I, I'm really ......"
Li Yuanchang showed a look of regret: "Can't you treat these two people as women?" ”
Li Chengqian and Suning glanced at each other: "I really can't do it!" ”
Li Yuanchang nodded, and then shouted: "Come on, cut off the two who are satisfied, and pull them out to feed the dogs!" The sudden change in the situation made Li Chengqian and Suning very confused, where is this guy singing?
Li Chengqian immediately stopped: "Seventh uncle, why is this so?" Why do you kill in front of me? Even if it's just a dancing girl, it's a human being, isn't it? The miserable life has already made people cry, why do you want to kill him? The nephew really doesn't understand! ”
Li Yuanchang said angrily: "His Royal Highness the Prince, I want them to come back just to serve the distinguished guests, if it is not to serve the distinguished guests, what use do I want these two people?" And now you can't accept these two people, I'm afraid it will be the same in the future, I'm already doing this abruptly, how can I be wrong again and again! Wouldn't it be a waste of food to feed these two people with rice grain?! It's better to have two different dogs, and you can also take care of the home! Cut them both down! ”
Li Chengqian shouted angrily at the family who was about to move: "Stop! Then he turned around and said to Li Yuanchang: "Seventh Uncle, they are a life, just kill them and feed them to the dogs, this is too cruel, I can't sit idly by, since Seventh Uncle is ready to kill them, that means that Seventh Uncle doesn't need these two people at all, so give them to me!" I don't know if it's possible? ”
Suning was shocked and hurriedly dissuaded: "Cheng Qian! What do you want them both to do? If His Majesty and the Empress knew about it, and Mr. Kong knew, how would he clean you up?! "No matter what, you must stop your satisfaction from coming to Li Chengqian's side, this Nima is a yang scheme, and you will be able to transfer your satisfaction to Li Chengqian's yang scheme! Let Li Chengqian jump down by himself! Li Yuanchang, what a pervert!
Kill it, kill it, it's a hundred, Suning is going to see if Li Yuanchang will really kill his heart, if so, then it means that Li Yuanchang has no bad intentions, if he can't kill it, it means that Li Yuanchang has bad intentions, and he has begun to implement it, so he has to pay more attention!
Li Chengqian's behavior has made Suning decide to pay attention to Li Yuanchang this guy!
Li Chengqian said with a righteous attitude: "Father and mother and Mr. Kong always taught me that everyone's life is precious, especially for Datang, the population is wealth, and anyone should pay attention to it.
What I did this time was not for myself, but to save these two people, they are still human beings in the end, their limbs are sound, even if they don't know anything, they still have strength, their limbs are sound, they are full of strength, they are in their youth, they can still do a lot of things, if I want to watch these two people being cut down and fed to the dogs, I Li Chengqian can't do it! (To be continued......)