The third time, Lu Zigan refused to bribe Zuo Feng (3)
Updated: 2013-05-29
Early the next morning, Lu Zhi allocated 5,000 men and horses to Liu Bei, together with the men and horses of his headquarters, to call for the battle, and Nan Ye watched the battle with the army.
"The traitor opens his horns, come out quickly and die!" Zhang Fei slapped his horse and roared before he arrived at Zhangjiaozhai. This work has always been his patent, who made him louder.
"Brother, what is Zhang San playing alone?" Han Hu asked as he followed Nan Ye.
Nan Ye pouted and said, "What about the scolding array, but it's too lacking." It turned out that Zhang Fei went back and forth, just a few words of "shrinking turtle", which was far less than the various swear words of modern people. Presumably, the ancients fought when they didn't get along, and they didn't need too much nonsense. In modern fighting, scolding people is not guilty, so there will be a phenomenon of degeneration of kung fu in the hands and evolution of kung fu in the mouth.
Nan Ye didn't feel like it was fun here, but it was completely different in the camp in Zhangjiao over there. Several Qu Shuai were so angry when they heard Zhang Fei's insults, and they all gathered in Zhang Jiaoshuai's tent to ask for battle.
Wearing an apricot yellow robe, holding a nine-section scepter, Zhang Jiao, who was a high-ranking person, looked at the sky and pinched his fingers and said: "Don't worry, don't worry, wait another hour, when he is tired of scolding, our army's morale is high, and we will be able to fight down." ”
The commanders from all walks of life did not dare to refute when they heard the words of the great sage and good teacher, secretly clenched their fists to suppress the anger in their hearts, and listened to Zhang Fei's scolding, and the green tendons on their heads collapsed.
Zhang Jiao smiled slightly when he saw Jun Xinke, his face was indifferent, and he didn't seem to take the scolding outside the tent to heart at all. Qu Shuai also calmed down when he saw that the great sage and good teacher were so calm, and strictly ordered the Yellow Turban soldiers not to fight, but it didn't matter if he wanted to scold Zhang Fei.
This military order was lively at once, and immediately one hundred and eighty Yellow Turban soldiers ran to the gate of the village and scolded Zhang Fei, and Zhang Fei was angry and screamed, and several times he wanted to kill and was forced back by the other party with a bow and arrow.
No matter how loud Zhang Fei is, he can't scold a hundred people. Moreover, those Yellow Turban soldiers come from different regions, and the scolding has local characteristics, even if the same sentence is scolded in different dialects, the effect is not the same, and the tricks are more than ten times more than Zhang Fei.
Liu Bei saw that his third brother was at a loss, and he also sent a hundred people to come forward to scold the Yellow Turban soldiers. Nan Ye was dumbfounded when he watched it on the side, it was the first time he had seen such a grand scolding scene. However, there are many people, and the people who are in a mess can't hear what the scolding is, and it is better to hear it clearly when Zhang Fei calls the battle alone, which is the two words "lively".
"Huh! Playful! It's fun! "Han Hu is crazy alone, he found that as long as he follows his brother and listens to his brother's words, he will not only have food but also not be bullied, and he will always encounter fun things.
Nan Ye glared at Han Hu and said to Liu Bei: "Xuande Gong, let the third master come back." It's not a mess. ”
Liu Bei nodded and scolded again, so he could only let Han Hu, a fool, see the joke, so he asked Guan Yu to recall Zhang Fei and the soldiers, and asked Nan Ye again: "We have very few troops and can't storm Zhang Jiao's camp, can the mage have a clever plan to provoke Zhang Jiao to fight?" ”
Nan Ye is confident that he will scold Zhang Jiao and vomit blood, but the modern swear words are too vicious, the eighteenth generation of ancestors plus human organs, this scolding is definitely more exciting than beating the drum and scolding Cao's You Heng, but his reputation is completely ruined. Since you can't innovate on jishu, you can only innovate in method. So Nan Ye said: "Xuande Gong lent me five hundred soldiers, and after a little training, he will definitely be able to fight with his horns." ”
"What's so hard about that? The mage is used as is. "Liu Bei is really curious, this 100-person scolding formation is already chaotic enough, isn't 500 people even more chaotic? Besides, the other party can send more people, how can the mage be sure that he can fight with his horns?
Liu Bei was puzzled in his heart, Guan, Zhang, and Jian Yong were also curious, and they all wanted to see what method Nan Ye used. I saw that Nan Ye first asked the five hundred soldiers to stand in line, and then called the ten personal soldiers led by Li Yue together and muttered for a while. The ten pro-soldiers nodded their heads in understanding, and then went to give orders to the five hundred soldiers.
"Report to the mage, the military order has been delivered, please instruct." Li Yue's strength is not high, but his intelligence is not weak, and he learned to make reports within a few days of following Nan Ye, and the other nine pro-soldiers stood tall behind Li Yue, obviously completing their tasks.
"Well, pay attention to my password. One! Two! Three! Nan Ye said.
"Zhang Jiao!" The ten pro-soldiers led by Li Yue shouted.
"Coward!" Five hundred soldiers shouted together. Although the voice was a little uneven because of the first shout, the sound of hundreds of people shouting together still came for miles. Not to mention Zhang Jiao, even Lu Zhi in the commander's tent in this formation heard it, and countless sergeants in the two camps poked their heads out to see what was going on.
"My mother! They're a lot louder than I am. Zhang Fei sighed, Liu Bei and Guan Yu were also stupid, they hadn't heard of such a scolding formation.
"Well done everybody! Let's adjust it and do it again, and my request is to be uniform, with the volume of the sound coming second. Fifty people in the first row came out of the line and shouted with Li Yue. Nan Ye found that the number of team leaders was small and the voice was not loud enough, so he transferred out another fifty people.
Nan Ye: "One, two, three!" ”
Sixty people: "Zhang Jiao!" ”
More than 400 people: "Coward! ”
Nan Ye: "Two, two, three! ”
Sixty people: "General Tiangong!" ”
More than 400 people: "Turtle with a shrunken head!" ”
Nan Ye: "Three, two, three! ”
Sixty people: "Great sage and good teacher!" ”
More than 400 people: "Kobold military division!" ”
The voices of these hundreds of people became more and more neat, louder and louder, and the happier they became, Nan Ye's horns had stopped, and they were still playing in a loop. This kind of scolding can only be imagined by Nan Ye, who has seen the cheerleading team.
"haha~~~" Not only did the 5,000 soldiers who went out laugh, but the 50,000 people in Lu Zhi's camp turned on their backs. Old man Lu Zhi couldn't help laughing, his facial muscles twitched a little, thinking that this must be that Nan Ye who did the ghost, it seems that this little mage is really a bit of a doorman, not only hitting the thieves but also boosting his own morale.
The laughter here is happy, but the Yellow Turban Army on the other side can't laugh. The coach was scolded as a laughing stock for not daring to fight, which made the morale of the Yellow Turban Army plummet.
Zhang Jiao, who was sitting in the handsome tent just now, was unconcerned, and his face was green at this time. The voices of hundreds of people were so loud that they seemed to be scolding in his ears. On weekdays, believers call him a great sage and good teacher, how respectful! I don't want people to make up a number to scold today.
"Wow yes ~ angry with me!" A Qu Shuai got up and walked out.
"Man Cheng......" Zhang Jiao called, but he didn't stop the Qu Shuai, so he had to go. That Zhang Man's martial arts are extraordinary, and his subordinates have tens of thousands of yellow scarves, which is considered to be the largest Shili among Qu Shuai. Zhang Jiao felt that it would be good for him to frustrate the morale of the officers and soldiers.
Nan Ye saw that there was a yellow turban general in battle, and he cast his skills as soon as possible, and his eyes suddenly lit up, and he thought: He is worthy of being called a "divine envoy", his martial arts are really good, and he is eighty!
Name: Zhang Mancheng: ???
Stamina: 83 Skill: None
Commander: 73 Skill: Infantry, Bow and Crossbow
Force: 81 Skill: Horsemanship, Martial Arts
Intelligence: 45 Skill: None
Politics: 37 Skills: None
Charisma: 53 Skill: None
General: 372 Special Skill: Faith
General Xinglu: Zhang Mancheng, the leader of the Yellow Turban Army in Nanyang during the Yellow Turban Rebellion. Emperor Guanghe of the Han Dynasty was the commander of the Taiping Sect in February of the seventh year. Calling himself a "divine messenger".
Name: Nanye Character: ???
Stamina: 99 (unchanged) Skill: Longevity
Commander: 46 (+4) Skill: None
Brawn: 50 (+4) Skill: Water Battle
Intelligence: 47 (unchanged) Skill: None
Politics: 44 (unchanged) Skill: None
Charisma: 81 (unchanged) Skill: None
General: 367 Special Skills: 500 years of knowledge, 500 years of stars
50-star Martial Arts Skill On: Water Battle
Water wars? The sudden appearance of skills made Nan Ye stunned. I didn't expect that I could open the skill after the star value of a single item reached fifty. But what does this water war mean? Nan Ye didn't feel any signs of getting stronger at all. Could it be that it is because I am not seasick and can swim that I have given such a skill?
Just when Nan Ye was pondering, the soldiers had already stopped shouting and scolding and lined up in battle formations, and the soldiers who were still laughing just now had serious expressions at this time, and they clenched the weapons in their hands. Li Yue and the other guards surrounded Nan Ye and Han Hu in the center, who were in a daze.
"Who was scolding just now? Insult my great sage and good teacher, you really deserve to die! Do you dare to fight? Zhang Mancheng called the battle in front of the brave army.
Zhang Fei smiled and patted his hand and said: "It's my old Zhang who scolded, not only do I want to scold, but I also want to kill you!" ”
Zhang Mancheng was furious and brandished the big iron sword in his hand to fight Zhang Fei. Zhang Fei was not afraid, picked up the Zhangba snake spear and smashed it. As the so-called one inch long and one inch strong, the Zhangba snake spear with a force of +7 is known as the first spear of the Three Kingdoms, and the last to come first, straight to Zhang Mancheng's head.
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