No matter who it is, when it comes to this kind of thing, it is unbearable, even if it is a great Confucian who has read the book of sages since he was a child, and pays attention to joy and anger, or Wu Youren, who is determined to be the first minister in the world, he really can't bear it!

Wu Youren was furious, he scolded angrily: "Bastard, a bastard raised by a son of a bitch, dare to insult me like this, you are waiting......"

didn't wait for him to finish scolding, bang and a few loud sounds, a few buckets full of feces and urine were thrown into the yard again, these buckets were more sparse, after they landed, the urine splashed everywhere, fortunately Wu Youren did not stand on the edge of the courtyard wall, otherwise it would be easy to take a bath!

Wu Youren vomited, when he bent over, he used too much force, and the ground was slippery, he was careless, and he fell to the ground, this is terrible, the ground is full of filth, the smell is unbearable, he fell to the ground, he still wants to be clean, his body is extremely dirty, and his hands and clothes are full of filth, so that he has always been born and clean, almost all have the intention of dying immediately.

At this time, the servants of the Wu family also shouted, this was really unbearable, although they still didn't dare to open the courtyard gate, didn't dare to run out to beat people, but shouted and scolded a few times in the courtyard, but they all dared!

As soon as the servants of the Wu family shouted in the courtyard, of course the neighbors around them also woke up, but everyone is a person who understands things, and no one is stunned, they all know that this is someone looking for revenge, and it is also the revenge of the official department, who dares to come out to see the excitement? It's better to stay at home, and at most it's safe to lean on the crack in the door and look out.

None of the people who live here around the neighborhood are big people, to say that the big people are only Wu Youren's family, but Wu Youren usually doesn't interact with his neighbors, and he is very high, so there are many neighbors, but none of them can be called friends, his family suffered tonight, and naturally there are no neighbors to help. Not even a single one of them shouted loudly and helped the Wu family scare the neighbors who were making trouble outside.

Of course, the one who made trouble outside the hospital and littered the toilet was Fu Bingrong and a group of heroes. It turned out that Fu Bingrong left the Wu family house with the heroes, and the more they walked, the more angry they became, although they were not ordered by Yang Ze to make trouble, but the troublemaking was unsuccessful, and Wu Youren said a few words in the courtyard, of course they were in a bad mood, and they couldn't get better.

The more Fu Bingrong thought about it, the more angry he became. Said: "Is there any way to make Wu Youren embarrassed, the best way to make people angry, if you can make him angry, it is best to be ill, you can't go to the court, and you can't go to the yamen to work, that's the best, I want the most ruthless way!" ”

Daxia thought for a moment. Of course, there are solutions, but their methods are a little too unorthodox.

A hero said: "The moon is dark and the wind is high, if we cover our faces and rush into the Wu family." stripped Wu Youren and his family of their clothes and threw them on the street, it would be enough for them to be embarrassed. ”

Another hero said: "In the middle of the night, even if you strip off their clothes." No one will see it, and besides, this trick is too damaging, if it is known by the captain. Maybe they'll blame us. ”

Fu Bingrong nodded and said: "Yes, my master is a righteous gentleman, he must look down on this kind of trick, it's too dirty and obscene, no, this trick doesn't work, change it." ”

The heroes thought to themselves: "Let's throw pig's heads at people's homes in the middle of the night, I'm afraid it's not a noble trick!" ”

However, Fu Bingrong wanted to pretend to be a gentleman's apprentice at this time, and the heroes had to pretend to follow, and there was humanity: "If you want to get sick Wu Youren, it's simple, let's set fire to his house and make him homeless, then it shouldn't be difficult to make him sick!" ”

The heroes are www.biquge.info a little funny, this is simple, arson is the most untechnical, they will, it depends on whether Fu Bingrong agrees or not.

Fu Bingrong thought for a while, shook his head and said: "No, it's easy to kill people if you set fire, if you don't control it well and burn your neighbors, it won't be good, if there is an accident, my master has to scold me to death, and there is no other way, don't do these bad ideas." ”

The heroes have a lot of ideas, but they are all quite greedy, and besides, they used to be big hooligans and gangsters, and they won't be able to use normal methods, only these unreliable tricks.

At this time, they had already walked a long distance, far away from the Wu family, and suddenly smelled a foul smell, Fu Bingrong covered his nose and said, "What's the matter, why is it so stinky here?" ”

The heroes glanced at a nearby courtyard and said, "This is the place where the gold water is transported, and the smell is naturally not good, so let's just leave quickly." ”

Fu Bingrong sighed and said, "Where to transport gold water!" Okay, I'm thinking about it this time! ”

Chang'an City has drainage devices, that is, sewers, which are quite developed, and when it rains heavily, the sewers in Chang'an City will play a great role, which is a device designed when designing Chang'an City.

However, for the daily excretion of the people and livestock, it will not pass through the sewer, because this is fertilizer, it is a good fertilizer, if it is transported outside the city to water the crops, it is not only not garbage and filth, but a good thing that can be sold for money, and the crops and flowers are all based on dung!

This has led to a business in Chang'an City, which is to collect the filth in the people's homes and transport it to the outside of the city to sell the business, saying that the feces and urine are not good, so it is called Yunjinshui, anyway, if anyone has a neighbor who does the business of Yunjinshui, it will be considered unlucky, and they will live in the stench all day long.

Fu Bingrong waved his hand and said, "Let's go, go in, bring a few more buckets out, and then throw them all to Wu Youren's house, so that his family can have a good addiction to the aroma of gold water!" ”

The heroes all grinned, and they all remembered the days when they were not heroes before, when they were still gangsters, they threw a paper bag into the enemy's house, and the bag contained some stinky stool, they didn't do this kind of thing, but it was just a paper bag, like Fu Bingrong, who was so angry, he had to throw it directly with a bucket, and it was the first time they encountered it!

General Fu has an order, of course they can't disobey it, and they not only have to listen to the tricks they have come up with with great difficulty, but also implement them to the letter.

The heroes covered their noses, kicked open the gate, and rushed into this yard, the owner of the yard had already fallen asleep, and the people who were in the gold and water business had to get up early and go to bed early, and why didn't they sleep, it was difficult for them to chat with buckets of gold water, even if they were people in this business, they would not be in such a good mood.

But with a loud bang, the door was kicked open, and a large crowd rushed in. When he saw a bucket, he carried it, and he also picked a full bucket to carry.

The owner's family was awakened, they didn't dare to come out, they could only look out through the window, and saw Fu Bingrong and others, their family was scared stupid, just felt inexplicable, it was really a big forest and there were all kinds of birds, could it be that this year's New Year was too bad, so the robbers had become people who saw what to rob?

The group of people outside had clearly come to grab something. But I've heard of robbing money banks, I've heard of robbing pawnshops, I've heard of robbing rich people, but I haven't heard of robbing dung! The word gold and water sounds good, it is called auspicious, but in fact, that thing is not clean, and it is disgusting, why are you robbing these, you can't farm in the city!

Fu Bingrong is also quite disgusting. After all, it stinks, he is a general of the Praetorian Guard, and he is also a person who is about to become a general, leading people to grab these things. I'm afraid it's hard to hear it, but it's night anyway, and the moon is dark and the wind is high. and he is not afraid that anyone will recognize him.

The heroes snatched more than a dozen large buckets, one for each person, and ran back to Wu Youren's house. Even Fu Bingrong carried one, anyway, either he didn't do it, or he didn't do it, he had to use gold water to drown Wu Youren's house!

After they left, the owner of the house came out and checked it, and wondered even more in his heart, why did these robbers only snatch the wooden barrel containing the golden water, but not anything else, could it be that these robbers drank too much, or were hungry, or crazy? It's a strange thing every year, and this year is especially a lot!

Fu Bingrong and the heroes returned to Wu Youren's house, but what happened later, the heroes threw the barrels in their hands into the yard, but Fu Bingrong hadn't thrown them yet, the bucket he carried out was quite heavy, and there were the most filthy things in it, and it was okay to carry it around, but if it was thrown into the yard, it was actually quite difficult.

Fu Bingrong first admired the strength of the heroes, and when he saw that the heroes threw the buckets in, he was lucky, lifted his wooden bucket, walked to the edge of the courtyard wall, exhaled loudly, and threw the bucket in his hand into the yard!

Throwing out the barrel in his hand, Fu Bingrong clapped his hands, and walked away with the heroes, waving his sleeves so as not to take away the stench.

In the yard, Wu Youren was helped up by the servants, and he didn't dare to stay in the yard anymore, but at this time, the wooden barrels were no longer thrown outside the yard, so it was safe, and it was estimated that the people outside had no wooden barrels to throw, after all, it was impossible to bring much from this thing, it was quite heavy.

When the servant helped Wu Youren to the door of the house, and was about to open the door to enter, there was a loud noise, and a wooden barrel was thrown in again, this wooden barrel was thrown farther than other wooden barrels, crossed most of the yard, and rushed directly towards the door of the house!

Seeing that this wooden barrel was about to land, and the location of the landing was very close to Wu Youren, in a hurry, the servants of the Wu family couldn't take care of it much, they were eager to protect the master, and the domestic servants who had a body reaction countless times faster than the brain's reaction, at this extremely urgent moment, waved the broom in their hands and hit the wooden barrel.

The three servants shot together, and they could definitely knock the barrel away, however, they forgot a little, or they didn't react a little, that is, the barrel was thin, and as soon as their broom hit the barrel, the lid fell, and the contents flew out of the air with a bang!

Flying from the sky, it can be described as a goddess scattering flowers, Wu Youren stood close, and the result was that he was bathed in the end, and he couldn't escape this catastrophe!

Wu Youren was already so disgusted that he was about to faint, but now he couldn't bear it anymore, the stimulation was too great, he couldn't wake up anymore, his body shook, and the servants couldn't help him if they wanted to, and the Lord Shangshu of the Ministry was directly so angry that he fainted.

Wu Youren's dizziness was terrible, the servants were frightened, and quickly carried him into the house, Wu Youren's family couldn't take care of their old man's smell, and quickly stroked his chest and patted his back, and finally woke up Wu Youren, as soon as Wu Youren woke up, he even spit out several mouthfuls of yellow water, and he didn't know what kind of water he spit out, anyway, as soon as the yellow water spit out, he began to have a fever.

The family was in a hurry, and they hurriedly went to find the imperial doctor, Wu Youren is a secretary of the ministry, and the grade is enough, so he can completely mobilize the imperial doctor, but Wu Youren does not allow his family to go to the imperial doctor, because tonight is really embarrassing.

And although Wu Youren has a fever, he is not confused, he knows very well, who instructed tonight's incident, and he also believes that others will also know very well, except for Yang Ze, there is no one else!

But who dares to offend Yang Ze? In the entire capital, except for one person, no one dared to offend Yang Ze anymore, even the emperor and empress didn't dare, who was the exception, that is, Long Live Princess Caicai, except for Caicai who dared to glare at Yang Ze, and Yang Ze still had to endure it, no one dared anymore!

What can I use if I invite a doctor? He is angry when he is sick, as long as he rests well and straightens out his qi, as soon as his qi is straightened out, it is not too late to ask for a doctor, but now that the imperial doctor is here, won't he spread his story tonight, it doesn't matter how outsiders guess, but let outsiders see it with their own eyes, it will be terrible, and he, the official Shangshu, has no face to stay in the capital.

For the sake of the overall situation, in order to reduce trouble, Wu Youren did not let his family go to the imperial doctor, but only urged the servants to clean up the yard quickly.

The old servant of the Wu family asked with a sad face: "Master, if you don't find a doctor and don't take medicine quickly, then your body won't be good, and you won't be able to go to the yamen tomorrow, and this matter still has to be spread!" ”

Wu Youren had a headache, but waved his hand and said: "As long as we don't take the initiative to say it, Yang Ze won't say it, wait for me to think about it, how can I take advantage of this matter, this loss can't be in vain." ”

The people of the Wu family trust their master very much, believing that the master will turn bad things into good, so they have to give up and take care of him while cleaning their yard.

Wu Youren was angry and sick, and after dawn, he naturally couldn't go to the ministry, even if Li Chongjiu looked for him, he couldn't go to the East Palace to make an idea.

After Fu Bingrong returned to the military department, he regretted it a little, feeling that he had gone too far tonight, and he was afraid that Yang Ze would scold him, so he didn't dare to say it, and he didn't report it to Yang Ze, Yang Ze didn't know.

After dawn the next day, Yang Ze entered the palace and went to the imperial study according to the original plan, and he discussed with Shen Deyin that there was something important to do today.

Li Yan didn't be lazy anymore, he even went to the imperial study, he saw Yang Ze and Shen Deyin, and a few big officials, but these big officials are afraid of Yang Zeru afraid of demons, they have always been just kowtow insects, what Yang Ze says, Li Yan asked: "Wu Aiqing, why didn't he come, now everything is waiting in the capital, especially the placement of officials, I still have to ask him!" ”

Yang Ze said: "Wu Shangshu didn't come, maybe he was in the yamen, so the minister sent someone to find him." ”

Li Yan hummed and said, "If there is anything today, tell me quickly." ”

Yang Ze didn't squeak, but just glanced at Shen Deyin.

Shen Deyin took a step forward and said, "Your Majesty, something is wrong, the minister heard that there are rebels in the prefectures and counties in the Gyeonggi region, and they want to seek power and usurp the throne under the banner of the Dugu clan!" ”

Li Yan sat up straight and said, "People from the Dugu clan? Who is it? Also, which state, which county? ”

Shen Deyin shook his head and said, "Minister, I don't know!" ”

The answer to this is simply inexplicable and irresponsible.

But he paused, and added: "The minister just heard that the specific situation is not clear, and it seems that the rebellious action is still in the preparatory stage, and it is just a symptom." ”

Li Yan was extremely sensitive to this kind of thing, and immediately looked at Yang Ze again, waiting for Yang Ze to speak. (To be continued......) R1292