Chapter 461: Meng's Sweat Medicine Tastes Okay
Enda and a few other horse thieves looked at each other, they didn't know that there was sweat medicine in the wine and meat, and when Yang Ze did this kind of thing, he didn't do it in front of them, and they took down the wine and meat with their own hands, so they naturally thought that it was okay, they could eat, and they could eat and drink!
Enda immediately opened a jar of wine, picked it up and took a big sip, the horse thieves took turns to drink, and when they were done, they ate bacon, their teeth were good, the bacon was quite hard, and they still took a big bite of it!
If you are in Chang'an, the capital, the bacon is steamed before eating, at least it should be cooked, but there is not so much attention to the grassland, not to mention bacon, even if it is fresh meat, horse thieves often eat raw, and they think it is delicious!
Now once you eat delicious bacon, it doesn't matter if it's hard or raw, the key is that it tastes good, at least in the heel of these sudden horse thieves, bacon is almost supreme delicious!
A big sip of wine, plus a big mouthful of meat, the horse thieves ate happily, but in the blink of an eye, each person chewed a large strip of bacon, and there was no wine left in a jar, so they had to think about opening another jar!
Seeing the horse thieves eating and drinking, the sudden soldiers were in a hurry, and there were not many delicious foods that were originally delivered, so let them eat like this, so what else could they leave for them? Empty wine jars?
Ashinadake shouted loudly and shouted: "Enough, stop, come on, grab the meat from their hands, I want to see how delicious it is!" ”
A sudden general snatched the bacon from Enda's hand and looked at it. Surprised and delighted, he said: "There is seasoning on it, it is so fragrant, it is so fragrant!" He swallowed a big mouthful. Resisting the urge to stuff it into his mouth, he handed the meat to Ashinadako.
Ashinada didn't feel dirty, he didn't care that the meat had been bitten by Enda, he sniffed it first, and then stuffed it into his mouth, chewing and nodding his head. Said: "It's delicious, it's delicious, I'm only at the Khan's banquet." I have only eaten such good meat, the people of the Central Plains are really rich, and they have to carry such good meat with them when they go to war! ”
He asked people to open a jar of wine, a sip of wine. I ate the meat in one bite. He was rude, but at this time, he didn't forget that there were benefits to be distributed to his subordinates, and he motioned to the generals to eat and drink, but the soldiers were forgotten, and the wine and meat were not enough, unless the Central Plains army could send some more!
The generals also grabbed the wine and meat, and they all ate it first, and then they said it was good. Pour wine with a bang, shake off your cheeks and eat and drink!
How can the Sudden Awakening Soldier never eat bacon. Fresh beef and mutton air-dried, is their main food for the winter, everyone is eaten from a young age, but their air-dried meat, just air-dried, even salt is reluctant to put more, not to mention other seasonings, how can there be any good taste, just to be able to satisfy the stomach, especially in the remote small part of the Dake Department, it is rare to see seasonings all year round, the taste of the food is single, and I have not eaten anything good.
But now that he has eaten such a delicious bacon and drunk the energetic Central Plains wine, how can any general be able to endure it, and all the generals will come over together and eat and drink around Ashinadake.
Ashinada Ke said to Enda: "Go back and tell your master of the Central Plains, if you want to negotiate peace, you have to send such wine and meat again, how much we want, if you don't send enough and don't satisfy me, then I'll kill them and rob them of wine and meat, do you hear clearly?" ”
Enda nodded, he felt a little confused now, maybe it was because he hadn't slept for two nights in a row, but he didn't think about anything else, and returned to the mountain with a few horse thieves.
But as soon as he returned to the mountain, especially in the process of going up the mountain, Enda felt lightheaded, and he thought to himself: "The wine of this Central Plains person is really strong, and I haven't drunk much, and I am about to faint, and I am very sleepy!" ”
Suddenly, he heard a loud bang behind him, looked back, and saw the horse thieves who came back with him, one of them was relatively thin and soft, and he was taken aback, what's going on, could it be that the wine of the Central Plains people really has a lot of stamina? But when I drank it just now, I didn't feel how spicy it was, it didn't look like it was very strong!
Before he could figure it out, he felt that he was also dizzy, and with a bang, he also fell off the horse, even if he was superb in riding, but after all, he couldn't resist such a thing as sweat medicine!
Yang Ze watched several horse thieves fall off their horses one after another, waved his hand, signaled the Right Shenwu Army to step forward, helped these horse thieves back, turned his head and said with a smile: "It seems that the body of the sudden awakening person is also very strong, if we are generous, if ordinary people drink the added wine, it is estimated that they will have to lie down in a moment, how can they still ride a horse uphill!" ”
Chang Chenggong was dumbfounded, looked at those horse thieves, and said: "General, depending on the situation, the sudden people under the mountain are about to faint, but those wine and meat are not enough for one or two thousand people to eat and drink, if only a few faint, and the others are fine, then our sweat medicine is not in vain!" ”
Mu Gen couldn't stand it anymore, he had been by Yang Ze's side for a long time, compared to Fu Bingrong and Tan Zhengwen, he had always been the stupidest one, but now he found that there were people in the world who were stupider than him, and he was definitely not the stupidest one!
Mugen said: "As long as it's their little sweat fainting, isn't it, those sudden awakening soldiers will naturally have no idea when they see the leader fainting, and they won't make a lot of noise, let's be quiet for a while, squint for a while, and wait for my senior brother and second senior brother to come back tomorrow morning, won't we be able to defeat them all, and catch thousands of prisoners at once!" ”
As soon as he finished speaking, the big and small generals on the mountain turned their heads to look at him together, and Chang Chenggong smiled: "Yes, General Mugen is so right!" After a pause, he said: "However, after so many sweat pills, it can only make us squint for a while, it seems to be a bit of a loss, and the sweat pills and wine and meat are also the capital!" ”
In fact, the generals are not all waste, they have been in the army for a long time, even if they are negligent in training, but they are all from the generals, and the basic military common sense is still there, if the leader of the enemy army is dizzy, he can no longer control the army. That's just a matter of squinting for a while, there are too many things you can do!
Yang Ze smiled slightly and said, "Translation." Hurry up and teach everyone a sentence, that is, shout in the words of Sudden Awakening, your King Khan is dead, he was poisoned, how to say this sentence, hurry up and teach it to everyone, and wait for a while, the Sudden Awakening soldiers below will be in chaos. Let's shout loudly, and then rush down, and we will win a great victory!" ”
The interpreter hurriedly ran to teach the generals to say this. And Chang Chenggong and other generals raised their thumbs in unison and said, "The general is high, wise and martial, I might as well wait!" ”
Yang Ze shook his head. "Beforehand." Who would have thought that the people below would ask for wine and meat? Things have come to this point, I don't think I can do it without this trick! ”
At the foot of the mountain, Ashinadake ate and drank, and his generals also ate and drank, and with good things, no one would be left behind. Life on the steppe is difficult, even if it is a small nobleman in the tribe. If you want to eat good bacon with seasonings, you have to eat it at the banquet during the New Year's holidays, and the bacon at the banquet is not as delicious as the one in front of you.
When it comes to good wine, I suddenly feel that everyone has good wine, even women can drink a few bags of mare's milk wine, and the two jars of Central Plains wine sent are even more rare, almost all of the generals are masters who don't want to die when they see wine, and there is even a general who actually holds a wine jar and pours it into his mouth!
The wolf has more meat and less meat, but in a moment's effort, Ashinadake and more than a dozen generals have eaten up all the bacon and wine, and one general said: "This wine is really good, but it is really strong, I only drank a few, not enough for a bag, but now I feel that the wine is strong!" ”
The other generals also nodded, they also felt a little dizzy now, suddenly realized that people were already short of medicine, and they had never even seen a few normal medicines, not to mention the sweat medicine, they had never heard of it, the poisons they had seen were all that kind of strong, the kind that would kill them immediately after eating, and they didn't know that there were still medicines in this world that could make people faint.
Ashinadake pressed his forehead and said: "This wine is really strong, I used to drink the good wine of the Central Plains when I was under the Khan's tent, but I didn't feel so energetic, I remember that I drank two jars in a row, but I didn't have a headache, but why is this wine ......?"
He shook his body, fell backwards, plopped, fell to the ground, the guards around him were shocked, and they all rushed over to help him, fortunately Ashinadake was not on the horse at this time, otherwise this fall, he would have to faint directly!
Ashinada shouted: "No, this, this wine ......" He shook his head vigorously, but the more he shook, the more confused he became, even if he was strong, he couldn't resist the medicine, and he fainted.
The generals who drank the wine fainted to the ground one after another, but it was just a blink of an eye, and the tribal leaders who could mobilize troops and generals all fainted, and there was not a single one left, only a large number of dumbfounded Sudden Awakening soldiers remained.
None of the Sudden Awakening soldiers of the Dake Department didn't know what the sweat medicine was, let alone know that they only needed cold water to break the medicine, they were all shocked, and they all thought that the Khan King and the generals were all poisoned, although the Khan King and the generals were still breathing, but who knows if they will die immediately, no one can guarantee this!
Suddenly the soldiers were in chaos, shouting and shouting to call the witch doctor to come, their tribe had no other doctors besides the witch doctor, and the witch doctor didn't know how to treat it, so he had to take out the magic weapon and dance beside Ashinadake, chanting words in his mouth, hoping to pass the guò gods and make Ashinadake wake up quickly!
Suddenly, I heard the Central Plains soldiers on the mountain shouting, shouting with a strange accent, but I could still hear that it was Sudden Awakening, and the Sudden Awakening soldiers listened carefully, and found that the Central Plains soldiers shouted that the King of Khan was dead, and he was poisoned!
All of a sudden, there was silence under the mountain, and the Sudden Awakening soldiers didn't know how to react, but the silence was only a moment's effort, and then they were in chaos, and there were loyal Ashinadake, who immediately stepped forward, wrapped the Khan King in a wool blanket, put it on the horse, and wanted to escape with the Khan King, while those Sudden Awakening soldiers who were just mixing and eating in the tribe didn't care about beating their horses and leaving, they were going to find their families!
The rules on the grassland, whose tribe is powerful, the herdsmen will take refuge in whom, although the Dake Department is not big, but there is a tribe is better than no tribe, usually Ashina Dake is strong, so the herdsmen gather around him, there is still a sense of security.
But if Ashina Dake dies, then the herdsmen will not be polite anymore, leaving the Dake Department and switching to other tribes, this is an inevitable choice, and before leaving, grab some things from the Dake Ministry, it is even more normal!
In the chaos under the mountain, Yang Ze said to those horse thieves who were still watching: "A head is ten times money, see who cuts more, and the general will give cash here!" (To be continued......)