Chapter 571: Zhang Fei Spits Fish
Qin Feng chased Zhuge Liang's army all the way, and he ordered the art troupe accompanying the army to encourage the already tired soldiers. Just catch Zhuge Liang and end the war in Xuzhou.
Looking up, the dust in front of him covered the sky and the sun, and it was scattered very openly, and it was obvious that Zhuge Liang's defeated army was in a rout. Although the soldiers of the Qin army were sleepy and dry-mouthed, they did not care to drink saliva, and they vowed to do their best to catch Zhuge Liang and avenge the dead brothers in the valley.
In this way, Qin Feng pursued Zhuge Liang's defeated soldiers all the way uninterruptedly.
Between chasing and escaping, time flies away.
At this time, a scout came to Qin Feng's horse, rolled the saddle and dismounted, and said: "Lord, the scout team has caught a spy, he claims to be the henchman of the enemy general Mi Fang, and asks to see the lord!" ”
Mi Fang's henchman, Mi family! Qin Feng couldn't help but think of his beloved wife Mihuan, his heart moved, and he immediately said, "Bring him to see his true appearance." ”
The scout brought the man over.
"Villain Mishan, see the Prime Minister!"
Qin Feng said on the cloud-chasing horse: "Mi Shan doesn't need to be polite, General Mi Fang sent you here, why?" ”
Mi Shan didn't dare to get up, and bowed: "General Mi Fang sent a villain here to come specifically for the Mi family." This time, Zhuge Liang laid a poisonous plan, ordering Zhang Fei to block the river and release water, and Guan Yu to ambush and attack, so ....... asked the prime minister to see the third lady's affection and forgive the Mi family's ....... ”
Qin Feng was taken aback, and said in his heart that he was worthy of Zhuge Liang, he actually arranged such a poisonous plan in the midst of the defeat, if he was defeated, almost the entire army would be wiped out.
Jia Xu and Xu Shu glanced at each other, because they didn't know whether the lord accepted the Mi family's surrender, so they didn't say anything for a while.
At this time, Qin Feng said: "Thanks to the help of the Mi family. You can go back and tell Mi Fang, the blood dissolves in water. The Mi family is the maiden family of Mrs. Mi of Benxiang, and it is the in-laws of Benxiang. Just work together to punish the rebels! ”
Mishan was overjoyed and left.
When this person left, Qin Feng asked, "Two military advisors, Zhuge Liang is arranging again, how should we deal with it?" ”
Jia Xu said with a smile: "This is the Heavenly Lord, who can make a member of the army block the river in the upper reaches and use the water meter." When Zhang Fei was flooded, he was killed by the water. One hit can be defeated! ”
Xu Shu said at this time: "The lord can pretend to be a trick and lead Guan Yu to appear to chase after him, which is ambushing!" ”
Qin Feng was overjoyed, he looked at the sky, there was still more than an hour before noon, he immediately ordered Dian Wei to lead 20,000 horses to bypass Zhang Fei to go further upstream to block the water, and agreed to release the water to kill the enemy as soon as noon arrived.
He also ordered Zhao Yun, Xu Chu, and Zhang He to lead 10,000 horses and ambush them in the dense forest on the north side of the Heishui River. When he led Guan Yu to pursue to this time. The killer will come out to answer.
So, the four generals each led their troops and horses into action.
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Speaking of the upper reaches of Heishui, Zhang Fei and 5,000 soldiers and horses were blocking the river, and bags of sand and soil were thrown into the river. Sink to the bottom of the river. The strength of the people is great, and after a while, a dam more than one zhang high was built on the river. Start storing river water.
Zhang Fei stood on the shore, holding a pergola and looking into the distance. said: "The military advisor has a clever plan, and water and fire have been ruthless since ancient times. When there is enough water, it can become a flood and break the embankment. No matter how many Qin troops there are, they have no power to fight back in the face of this big water. ”
"What the general said is very true!" The three generals were happy and relieved. Xin said that if the third general drank too much tonight, he would not have to be whipped.
Time passed, and there was a lot of water stored in the dam.
Suddenly, however, there was a lot less water left upstream.
"Hey, that's weird, why is there no water?" An adjutant general couldn't help but say.
Seeing that the water flow upstream was getting smaller and smaller, and the water stored before was also becoming less and less due to the infiltration of the downstream, Zhang Fei was furious and said, "Damn, who is taking water upstream and cutting off my business!" ”
The generals were furious and frightened when they saw the three generals with a violent temper, and no one dared to speak.
"You, immediately take a team of soldiers, go up there and have a look, go quickly!" Zhang Fei pointed to a lieutenant general and said.
When the man left, Zhang Fei came to the dam and saw that the water stored was getting less and less, which made him very anxious.
Before the team had returned, there was a sound of people shouting and neighing downstream.
"Three generals, the military division explains, when there is a voice, the dam will be broken and the water will be released!" An adjutant cautioned him.
Zhang Fei looked at the water in front of him, and was very worried about whether it would be effective. Just as he hesitated, the sound of thunder was heard upstream. He thought it was the team he had sent to turn back and look up. Suddenly, a white expanse with luster appeared in his eyes.
"What's the situation?" Zhang Fei was stunned for a moment and said.
The sharp-eyed soldier exclaimed: "Wow, it's water, big water!" ”
For a moment, the faces of the soldiers turned pale.
However, what is unbelievable is that Zhang Fei is face is full of excitement, and shouted to the left and right: "Wowhaha, God help me, I am worried that if there is no water to break the dam, there will be a big water here!" Hey, what about people? ”
It turned out that the soldiers around had already begun to avoid the rushing water.
Hulala, Liu Jun on both sides of the strait couldn't stop shouting, and raised his feet to run a hundred meters away.
"Worthy of the three generals!"
"The three generals are really gods and men, and they are not afraid of floods!" When the soldiers turned their heads to watch, they didn't move Zhang Fei and couldn't help but admire.
The thick-lined Zhang Fei only reacted at this moment, his black face suddenly turned pale, and he ran wildly, but it was too late, and he was drowned by the rushing water.
Thousands of soldiers saw that the three generals were lost by a big wave, and they all exclaimed.
Soon, however, they noticed a small black dot emerging from the white stripes of water.
It turned out that the dam built by Zhang Fei saved his life, and he grabbed the edges and corners of the dam with one hand, waved it with the other, and shouted in horror: "I don't know water, help, help!" ”
Thousands of soldiers were dumbfounded, and said in their hearts that the three generals who were mighty in horse warfare turned out to be a landlubber!
The adjutant generals were terrified, and if they broke the three generals, they would be a dead end when they went back. On their orders, the soldiers returned and tried to rescue Zhang Fei.
"Wow......." At this time, a big wave came, and Zhang Fei, who was shouting for help, was submerged by the water.
"Hmm!" Thousands of people exclaimed, subconsciously stopped.
In the midst of the call, Zhang Fei stubbornly emerged from the water again.
"Wow!" When thousands of people saw it, they exclaimed again. A small half of them were amazed by Zhang Fei's life, and the other half were shocked by what was in Zhang Fei's mouth.
I saw a fish tail exposed outside Zhang Fei's mouth, this fish thought it was scared stupid, and after the tail slammed Zhang Fei's big nose a few times, it fluttered into it.
Boom, Zhang Fei, who was also frightened, swallowed the fish alive with a trembling throat, and shouted: "Help...... Hell, uh......! He hiccuped and cried out, "Come and save me!" ”
Thousands of soldiers were stunned to see the fish swallowed so violently, however, they quickly took action and finally rescued Zhang Fei ashore after the flood peak.
Zhang Fei lay on the ground like a chicken in soup, he kept burping in the process of touching his stomach and panting, it turned out that eating a live fish was really vigorous, and he drank a lot of river water, so he was full.
At that moment, the muddy ground began to tremble after the flood, and the sound of rumbling horses' hooves could be heard in the distance.
"Enemy attack! Enemy attack! The soldiers shouted and became confused.
Zhang Fei jumped up, even if he was a single line, he knew the cause and effect. He immediately put his spear on his horse and shouted, "Don't panic, form a ......." ”
However, the muddy ground inevitably slipped, and many soldiers fell to the ground as a result, missing the best opportunity.
I saw Dian Wei wielding a double iron halberd, leading the army to ride a horse, and shouted: "The eunuch Zhang Fei wanted to use tricks, but was seen through by my master, where to go, eat my Dian Wei's halberd!" ”
"Eunuch!" Zhang Fei was annoyed when he heard this, and he held up a horse's belly in the spear of the Zhangba snake and greeted him. "Damn Dian Wei, you are the eggless eunuch, eat my spear!"
When there was a loud bang, the two sides staggered.
It was evenly matched, but Zhang Fei drank too much river water just now, and at this time, as soon as he exerted his strength, his abdomen tumbled, and with a wow, he squirted out a big mouthful of water.
"Wowhaha!" Dian Wei laughed when he saw it, and said: "Sure enough, the eunuch is not a man, but this is a light, and he vomits!" ”
"Damn!" Zhang Fei was annoyed and ashamed, turned the horse's head, and raised his spear to fight again.
There was a loud bang again, and this time the two did not pass by by mistake, but stuck together. As soon as the weapon was pushed over, I pushed it back, and you came and I put up my strength.
Zhang Feiniu's eyes were wide open, and Dian Wei Tongling's eyes were also indispensable, and while the two sides were competing for strength, they were also competing for their eyes, trying in vain to kill each other with their eyes.
However, the unexpected arose.
Zhang Fei suddenly hiccuped, which made him breathe a sigh of relief. Suddenly, Dian Wei's double halberd completely suppressed him.
However, there was a suddenness. Before Zhang Fei could fight back, he opened his mouth and spewed out another mouthful of river water.
"Wow! Damn eunuch, if you can't beat it, you'll spit like a! Dian Wei looked disgusted, and in order to avoid Zhang Fei's saliva, his hands couldn't help but loosen.
"You're the ......." Zhang Fei was furious, and said in his heart that I didn't mean it, but I drank too much water just now.
Although Zhang Fei spit water, he got a chance to fight back.
After the two of them achieved a balance, they competed again, and the weapons came and went.
For no reason, Zhang Fei opened his mouth.
This suddenly made Dian Wei's color change, and he only thought that Zhang Fei was going to spit again. originally wanted to angrily denounce Zhang Fei for being shameless, but he was frightened. It turned out that in Zhang Fei's wide open mouth, a fish head suddenly appeared. What is frightening is that the fish's mouth is still opening and closing.
Even if he was as brave as Dian Wei, he was taken aback by this sudden situation. He hurriedly pushed away Zhang Fei's spear, subconsciously rode his horse back two steps, and exclaimed: "Eunuch, your lower head is gone, and a head has grown from above!" ”
it! Zhang Fei was shy when he heard this, and he wanted to die, but his throat was blocked, and he couldn't care too much, just opened his mouth so that the head inside could come out.
So, under Dian Wei's frightened gaze, a half-foot-long big fish was sprayed out by Zhang Fei!
fluttering ~ fluttering, the fish fell to the ground and jumped around, looking at the appearance, it was still a tilapia! (To be continued......)
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