Volume 1 Fuchun Mountain Residence Chapter 36 How to Squeeze Out the Boss (1)
(Directly squeezed off the list, the family can't sit idly by, right?) In addition, I wrote and sent all the manuscripts, and I didn't save the manuscript...... )-
At the beginning of the Ming Dynasty, there were no three-legged accounts and four-legged accounts, and the method of bookkeeping was still a single-entry accounting method that simply reflected the profit and loss of cash receipts and expenditures. This method of accounting does not reflect all aspects of financial activities at all, and is only a cash account.
As long as people who have studied accounting know that only through the cash account, it is impossible to really understand the real income and expenditure of a department, the simplest example is that the consumption of purchased materials and materials, because it does not involve money expenditure, will not be recorded in the account.
In short, this kind of accounting method of grasping the beard and eyebrows, and only giving the result but not the process, is very easy to fake.
Wang Xian just calculated it, and then he felt that there must be a problem. Seeing that there was still time, he took out the month's accounts and switched to the credit and loan accounting method to check whether the income and expenditure were balanced, and if it was uneven, he could naturally find out the uneven inflow and outflow, and then find out the problem.
But after getting busy, he found that the other party was a veteran and made the accounts very flat......
But this is not difficult for professionals, Wang Xian still has such a magic weapon as 'Benford's Law'. This law says that in a pile of unmodified numbers, the number that begins with yes, has a probability of appearing about 30% of the total. A number that begins with two has a chance of appearing about seven of the total, and a number that begins with three has a chance of appearing about two of the total...... After that, the numbers that start with nine and start with nine are the sum of the odds of occurrence is the total number.
As long as there are enough samples and the numbers are not modified, this rule will be followed. In other words, if the numbers are fabricated, then the statistics will deviate from this law. Auditors use it to conduct a preliminary review of whether there is fraud, which can improve the efficiency of the audit.
It took an afternoon for Wang Xian to count the accounts of the year, and looking at the ten statistics on the paper, which were so average, he smiled...... Looking at the person in charge column of the account, it was Li Sheng, who was still a warden at the time, and his smile was even bigger.
"Still laughing, did you check it out?" Wu Xiaopang appeared beside him, and when he saw that he only had nine numbers on the paper, he said anxiously: "People will see it later." ”
"It's been done a long time ago." Wang Xian smiled and picked up the results calculated in the morning.
At this time, the cloud board sounded, and the scribes hurriedly went to the priest's room to gather.
Sure enough, after Li Sheng's lecture, he walked up to Wang Xian again and stretched out his hand silently.
Wang Xian handed him the account.
Li Sheng swept his eyes, threw it on the ground and said, "It's all wrong...... and then looked at Wang Xian with an indifferent face and said, "Recalculate it tomorrow." "The most torturous thing is not to settle accounts, but to calculate for a long time, find that you are wrong, and you have to recalculate from the beginning. Li Sheng believes that a layman like Wang Xian can't count ten times, not to mention that even if he is right, he can say that he is wrong. Tortured a few times like this, even a clay figure can be driven crazy alive...... Even if he doesn't leave, he can be 'incompetent', kick him out of the yamen, relieve his hatred, and also vent his anger for Diao Book, killing two birds with two arrows.
"Yes, man." But to Li Sheng's disappointment, Wang Xian didn't have any overreaction, just bent down to pick it up, nodded honestly, and said, "Then I'll recalculate." ”
"If you can't figure it out, you will get out, and there are no waste people in the yamen!" Li Sheng glanced at him contemptuously, turned around and entered the back room.
"Yes, man." Wang Xian nodded.
All the scribes looked at him sympathetically, and asked a newcomer who had never learned anything to count the complicated accounts, and not allow mistakes, this whole person was too much...... Besides, Wang Xingye has a good reputation in the yamen, and his family is very convinced of him. The law of the country also says that the misfortune will not affect his wife and children, why did you Li Sheng hold on to his son and not let go?
It's just that the family is afraid of Li Sheng's obscenity, and he doesn't dare to say anything to Wang Xian. I could only sigh, patted Wang Xian's shoulder and said, "Let's go eat first......"
Wang Xian nodded, silent, and looked like a little shou. It's just that no one knows what to do, and he actually miscalculated on purpose......
In the next three days, Wang Xian still miscalculated and scolded every day, and he couldn't bear to hear this group of swordsmen and penmen...... Alas, this young man is actually really good, he is diligent and diligent, he respects his predecessors, he fetches water and pours tea every day, he never slackens, and it is not the same as the rumors, why did he fall into the hands of Li Ren?
Wang Dianguan couldn't help it, and after the government was dispersed this day, he followed Li Sheng into the inner room and persuaded: "There's no need to treat Wang Xian like this, he's a layman, you toss him like this all day long, I think he's going to be stupid." ”
"I've given him what I wanted for five days! What else do you want? Li Sheng's first priority is to stand up to the truth, because he always said confidently: "Is the yamen going to become a place for raising idlers?" ”
"You have to give him some time and let him learn slowly."
"There are so many ready-made ones, and they are still waiting in line, why should I use him?" Li Sheng snorted.
"Alas......" the king sighed and said no more.
When the royal official came out, Li Shengku sat for a long time, his expression dripping gloomily. He didn't know that the longer this matter dragged on, the worse the impact would be. It's just that I never expected that Wang Xian would be so resilient and able to endure until now.
'No, we have to do it differently. Li Sihu frowned, thinking about it.
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At noon that day, Wang Gui suddenly came to the yamen and asked Wang Xian to go out to eat.
Wang Xiancai remembered this stubble, packed up his things, and informed his colleagues, so he followed Wang Gui to Yaqian Street.
Yaqian has a good landscape since ancient times, in addition to the official institutions such as shop, medicine, and yin and yang, there are also four parasitic industries...... The first is the hotel. People from outside the county town who come to the county to fight lawsuits all come here to stay overnight, the plaintiff can submit the petition in a timely manner, the witness can be summoned at any time, and the family members of the defendant or the prisoner in custody can also try to find out the convenience of the nearest person and find out the news.
The second is the teahouse. When the above-mentioned people settle down, they will come here to inquire about the news and find someone to help, because those scriveners who write pleadings for others and litigators who help people fight lawsuits will stay here all day long.
The third is the restaurant, where the officials and masters in the government follow the same kind, communicating news, talking about deposits, colluding with fraud, and bargaining at the wine table. There is also the government's public expense to eat and drink, and the boss will either earn or lose death......
The fourth is a pharmacy, which is often opened next door to medicine, and the medical officer only treats the disease and prescribes it, and the patient may wish to grab the medicine nearby. It is said that every time the medical officer opens a prescription, there is a tap, and Wu Fu exempted Wang Xian's consultation fee, but in fact, he made a lot of money. In addition, in the yamen, it is common to beat the board, flick the fingers, and clamp the stick, and it is common to break the muscles and bones, and the skin and flesh are rotten, and it is sold very well as bruising medicine. In addition to the people in the pharmacy, they have also become two of the richest families in the county.
In addition to these four prosperous shops, there are also some money banks, rice shops, pawns, fruit shops and other transactions, all of which are inextricably linked with the yamen's business of urging grain collection and extorting fines.
In addition, there are also food and beverage stalls that serve the public of the yamen and those who enter the yamen. Wang Gui invited Wang Xian to dinner here.
After ordering a few stir-fried dishes and a cup of chicken soup, Wang Gui was like a worm eating eggs, snorting, and his face was flushed.
"What the hell is going on, can I always say it now?" Wang Xian sighed and said, "Is it my sister-in-law's business?" ”
"How do you know...... Wang Gui was stunned, and said again: "You are really smart now, it's your sister-in-law's business." Gritting his teeth, he said, "We've reconciled." ”
"That's a good feeling." Wang Xian said with a smile.
"You're not angry?"
"What am I angry about?" Wang Xian said: "I was like that at the time, and it was normal for my sister-in-law to be unbearable. ”
"Little Er, you are really sensible." Wang Gui said happily: "I want to take her home, do you agree?" ”
"How could I not say yes?" Wang Xian spread his hands and said, "The problem is, it's useless for me to promise." ”
"Yes, my mother agreed." Wang Guixia was depressed, and then looked at Wang Xian and said, "You have a lot of ideas, help my brother think of a way." ”
"I've been played like a monkey by my mother," Wang Xian said with a wry smile and a sip of tea, "What do you think I can pay attention to?" ”
"......" Wang Gui lowered his head depressedly.
"Do you breathe through the mouth?" When the dish came up, Wang Xian took the plate and asked as he set it up.
"Hmm." Wang Gui nodded.
"What's the old lady?"
"Didn't she say that the Hou family said it, out of the Wang family, Cuilian is not the daughter-in-law of the Wang family......" Wang Gui whispered: "I also said that Uncle Liu's Cui Ni on West Street, the daughter of Huanghua, but only 20 bride price ......"
"...... "Wang Xian, this Khan, the old lady really has the demeanor of the empress," what do you think? ”
"That's just angry talk. Your sister-in-law is very good...... Wang Gui lowered his head and said: "When she was a daughter, how could she have suffered that kind of hardship, and she has been with our family for more than a year, and she can't stand it after the worst." Said and whispered: "The Japanese husband and wife are 100 days, and besides, she has confessed her mistake......
"Hmm." Wang Xian nodded and said: "I have to help with this favor, who let me do it in the first place." ”
"How?"
"This ......" Wang Xian sighed and said: "The old lady was really angry that time, and it is not so easy to let go, unless it is ......"
"Unless what?" Wang Gui asked with a glare.
"Unless there's some reason to let her go." Wang Xian smiled: "Didn't the old lady say, in front of Lizi, face is a ......."
"What reason?" Wang Gui's eyes widened.
"What do you want my wife to look forward to the most?" Wang Xian followed the good path.
"Grandson ......" Wang Gui said: "When she sees someone's little grandson, she can't wait to snatch it home and raise it." ”
"Isn't this the end of the ......" Wang Xian grabbed the bamboo shoots with chopsticks and chewed slowly. It is said that after eating in the yamen for a few days, he is obviously not like a hungry ghost reincarnated, so lacking in stomach.
"......" Wang Gui looked at him in confusion, and said for a while: "You mean, let me give her a grandson back?" ”
"You don't have to wait to be born, just get pregnant." Wang Xian said: "If it's a mother-in-law, it's okay to fool it, but with the old lady's sharp eyes, it is specified that the stuffing will be exposed." ”
"Alas, if you can give birth, you won't give birth early...... Wang Gui was disappointed when she heard this: "It's been two years since she got married, and she got pregnant once, and she had a miscarriage ......"
"It doesn't matter." Wang Xian said softly: "I will teach you the method of interplanting jade, go back and pinch the days, at most a month, and protect you to grow jade in Lantian!" ”
"So godly?" Wang Gui opened his mouth and said-