Chapter 10: The Celestial Grandson of Nishiki (4)
Everyone didn't know that Sun Tianjin looked so solemn, what did he have to ask Ximenqing, and they all listened to her with bated breath.
But I heard Sun Tianjin ask: "Handsome guy and official, I heard that when you were in Cai Jingfu in Tokyo City, Master Li and Zhao Yuannu jointly came to invite you to meet, how about it?" The two Oiran opened your eyes, right? ”
Ximen Qingqian sweated before he was clean, and then sweated again, and hurriedly shook his hand and said: "No, no, no, I'm in a hurry, where is that kind of interest in grinding clouds and moons?" Although the two Oiran had an appointment, they had never seen each other. ”
With a "snap", Sun Tianjin's punch almost shattered the table. I saw her eyebrows upside down, like Mu Guizhiying, her apricot eyes were round, like an orchid of flowers and trees, and the halberd pointed to Ximenqing's nose and said, "Okay!" And so it was! Those two Oirans have always been ignored by mortals, and now they are jointly inviting you, what kind of face is that? Who knows, there is an unkind guy like you in the world, who shatters the exquisite hearts of the two Oirans! If you don't beat you into a pig's head today, how can you vent the evil anger in your heart for the women of the world? Hugh away! Hit! ”
Just when she was shouting for the war letter, Sun Erniang had already made sufficient preparations, expecting that the enemy plane would strike first, and it was just an "oolong strand", so she tightly entangled Sun Tianjin and pressed her back to the chair.
"Eldest sister, are you angry with others again?" Sun Erniang held down Sun Tianjin, and said to Ximen Qing and Wu Song, "My eldest sister has a fast temperament, if she is wronged, she will always find trouble with others, and the two of you are not to blame!" ”
Ximenqing hurriedly shook his hand and said, "No blame, no blame!" But he secretly muttered in his heart: "This Sun Tianjin Meimei has good skills, but who dares to give her grievances?" ”
But I heard Sun Erniang soothe: "Eldest sister, why can't you see your brother-in-law?" ”
Sun Tianjin said angrily: "If you talk about the one who has no conscience, it will make me angry!" Today, I heard Lao Qian say that when he was patrolling the mountains, he brought back a handsome guy, and he actually said that 'this wood is out of the firewood mountain' in the world! As soon as I heard it, I was shocked, so I pulled the thief man to go down the mountain with him to tease the handsome guy, but I didn't expect to go halfway to the pine wind forest, and the guy who had no conscience was blown by the wind and went crazy, saying that the handsome guy was not late tomorrow, and he was going to cook headphones now! I can only go down the mountain alone, but I run into this negative man who left two Oiran and suffered desolation, how can I spare him? ”
Sun Erniang smiled and said: "In this way, this is the eldest sister, you have suffered from the softness of your brother-in-law, so you took the Ximen official to top the cylinder." But sister, think about it, at that time, Wudu Tou was still sitting in prison, if the Ximen officials ignored this, and actually lived that gentle life with the two Oiran, would the good men on the rivers and lakes still obey him like this? ”
Sun Tianjin muttered twice and said, "If you want to say so, I wronged him?" ”
Sun Erniang let go of her, clapped her hands and said, "Obviously, the eldest sister was angry with her brother-in-law and became angry with others, but she is still talking here!" ”
Sun Tianjin raised his eyebrows, glared at Ximenqing, and said, "It's to anger him, what?" But then she saw Sun Erniang and Zhang Qing both looking at her with a smile, and she sat back like a deflated ball.
"Stop! Isn't it okay for our family to accompany the big officials of the West Gate? Sun Tianjin said as he picked up the wine bowl, "The little woman Sun Tianjin shyly offered me a bowl of wine to the Ximen officials. ”
"Don't dare! Can't! Ximenqing could only stand up and pick up the wine bowl and drink the wine as if it were medicine.
After drinking the wine, Ximen Qing remembered what Sun Tianjin said just now, and he hurriedly asked, "I said, this...... Sister Sun......"
Seeing Sun Tianjin's eyes, Ximen Qing immediately changed his words: "...... No, no, no, it's a Tianjin girl! You just said...... Cooking headphones? ”
Sun Tianjin nodded: "Yes!" Cooking headphones, what's wrong? ”
Ximenqing asked cautiously: "I don't know, what kind of headphones are you cooking?" He felt in his heart, could it be that this cross slope, which is completely different from the original work, was also crossed? Even FedEx, United Parcels, and Donghao followed the black hand of express delivery to the Northern Song Dynasty? The so-called headphones won't be Senhai's latest flagship, right?
But seeing Sun Tianjin sit down angrily, he picked up a bowl of wine and drank: "Don't mention him, don't mention him, mention that conscienceless person, you have to make me angry!" ”
Zhang Qing smiled beside him: "My brother-in-law, although he is a few years younger than me, in terms of talent and ability, he is not much worse than the Ximen officials and the head of the martial arts. He hides in this Bears Ears Mountain and doesn't ask about the world, so he doesn't hear his name on the rivers and lakes. ”
Wu Song raised his wine and said leisurely: "I can't imagine that there are such dragon-phoenix-like characters hidden in this barren mountain and wild shop!" ”
Zhang Qingji said: "Actually, martial arts all the way is just a trail for him. He is good at music by nature, in addition to all kinds of musical instruments in the world, he likes to sit alone in the forest, listen to the waves in the pine sea, and listen to it for an hour or two, which is commonplace. That's why my eldest sister scolded him, even if he cooks soup, it doesn't take as much effort as him. He replied, "The loud voice is sparse, and it is not easy for heaven to take advantage of all things to grow, how can those who have ears miss it?" After going back and forth, their family gave birth to such an allusion to 'pot headphones'! ”
Ximenqing breathed a sigh of relief: "It turns out that it is not the German Senhai, but the natural Senhai." The artistic conception in this is high, but it is no less than the abyss! ”
Sun Tianjin drank two bowls of wine at this time, and he knocked on the table and said: "Ximen official, you are an all-round talent in civil and military affairs, and even the eternal absolute of 'this wood is out of Chai Mountain', and you have given it right." Such a great sage, how can he miss it in person? Sun Tianjin dares to ask you to give my unborn child a name! ”
The crowd roared. Ximenqing couldn't refuse, so he had to arch his hand and say: "Don't you dare to ask the surname of the eldest brother of the earphones?" ”
Sun Tianjin hurriedly said: "What do you do with that conscienceless?" I want a good daughter, who will follow my surname in the future, and if it is a son, let him worry about it! The Ximen official gave my daughter a nice name, hehe, if it doesn't sound good, I don't follow it! ”
Ximenqing groaned: "Songhai listens to the waves, and the sky is sprouting, so it is better to call Sun Meng...... Well, not good! It's better for girls to be light and elegant, let's call Sun Mengmeng! ”
Sun Tianjin slapped the table: "Wonderful! In the future, my daughter will be called Sun Mengmeng! I want you to pass on all your skills to her, and train her to make a big career on shijie! ”
Who would have thought that Sun Tianjin's half-drunk words would lead to a great heroine in China. This is exactly what it is:
It is said that the tiger father has no dog son, and the phoenix fetus has phoenix chicks. But I don't know what will happen next, and listen to the next breakdown.