Chapter 884: Fan Lao Er

Jinling Xu Mansion, Qianshoutang.

Xu Hai's wife and nephew Zhong Jing and Xu Hu's brother-in-law Feng Xun and other juniors entered the house to greet the old lady, the old lady was old and had a bad memory, and she was sorry for Yuelan's careful explanation, and nodded from time to time to ask her parents how they were.

Ripple Xu Xiangyue and other girls sat in the room, sniffing their noses from time to time, and asked, "What smells so bad?" ”

Zijuan covered his nose and said, "I know, it must be Young Master Zhong, he is the famous Three Stinky Monarchs in the school." ”

Jiaxing personally added a few pieces of incense to the incense burner and asked, "What are the three smelly kings?" ”

Zijuan said: "It was the little girl who told me, they heard it from the little girl, Young Master Zhong also has a nickname called 'Zhong Buquan', why do you take these three words?" It's just that he was born with some problems with his facial features and limbs, and everything is missing, and everything is not completely missing, so it is called incomplete. ”

Through the beaded curtain, the girls all looked over, and sure enough, Zhong Jing's appearance was ugly, and his eyes were not blind, but there were slight white flowers; There are not all scars on the face, but a purple birthmark, all ten fingers, but few nails; There is nothing wrong with the feet, but there is athlete's foot; The nose is not collapsed, and there are faint traces of sake lees; The hair is not all yellow, and there is some agarwood color in the haze; If you don't stutter when you speak, you often bring out a double voice when you are in a hurry; The back is not hunched, the back of the neck has more flesh, the corners of the mouth are crooked, and the two incomplete eyebrows are broken or edged.

Just when the girls couldn't bear to see it and turned their heads one after another, Zhong Kegu's maid Zhiyue said: "As the old saying goes, blessing is on the side of the ugly." Don't look at Young Master Zhong's poor appearance, his father is the chief of the palace, he has been an official for thirty years, his family is rich, and his fiancΓ©e is still a peerless beauty. ”

"Peerless beauty?" Lianyi and Jiaxing looked at each other, "A beautiful wife married an ugly husband, and a talented woman married a vulgar son." Such a woman's life is really bitter, and she is really famous. ”

Xu Yu, who had just come in, was immediately unhappy, Zhong Jing was his classmate, and said angrily: "Why do you judge people by their appearance? A manly man, as long as he has real skills. ”

Ripples said: "What do you know, because women don't want to and can't, it's a dead door." Unlike you men, even if a beautiful man marries an ugly lady, he can still complain in front of his friends and relatives. Even if it can't be changed, there is a back door for concubines to beg for maids. ”

"It's not right for you to judge people by their appearance." Xu Yu turned around and walked away angrily.

"This kid, look for a fight." Ripple smiled angrily. Jiaxing also smiled: "He is still young, it is rare to have a chivalrous heart, but he knows that he stands up for his friends, so we are not allowed to hold grievances for that peerless beauty?" I'm really curious about what kind of beautiful woman she is. ”

Jiashan.

The second child of Fan is actually not surnamed Fan, but surnamed Ruan, and is called Ruan Asan. The eldest brother Ruan Ah Da and the second brother Ruan Ah Er are the descendants of the Ruan family, a family of thieves in Taihu Lake.

At the end of the Yuan Dynasty, the Ruan family followed Chen Youliang. After that, the family was exterminated, because the three brothers of the Ruan family hated Zhu Yuanzhang to the core.

The three brothers grew up in Taihu Lake since they were children, and they are proficient in water and ruthless, and they have gathered a group of brave and ruthless people. It is called fishing for a living, but in fact, it specializes in robbing merchants and robbing the rich. He once burned more than a dozen grain ships of the government in one go, and was very famous in the Hongwu Dynasty.

Probably the prototype of the three heroes of the Ruan family in the Water Margin is their three brothers, and later Zhu Yuanzhang was furious and sent three thousand officers and soldiers of the Navy Division to encircle and suppress, even if the waves of Taihu Lake were dangerous, Ruan Asan's eldest brother and second brother died one after another, leaving him alone to escape to Dongting Lake.

In Dongting Lake, worshiped a big thief Fan Boss as a righteous brother, and then called himself Fan Lao Er, because the crime is more hidden, the means are more ferocious, almost no life is left, the residents on the lake do not know how much he is tired, and the murderous style also makes the fishermen dare not report the case.

But there were many businessmen who died, which naturally alarmed the government, and when the sea ban was opened, Fan Lao Er simply led his brothers to go to sea to commit crimes. As a result, Dongting Lake was quiet, and the transformed Fan Lao Er did not allow others to commit crimes here, and became the patron saint of the local people.

Mu Yi annihilated Fan Boss and other bandits in one fell swoop, and now there are only six or seven juniors left by Fan Laoer, such as Zhang Blind, Chai Bald, Zheng Xiaohu, etc., who can't go out to sea, and don't dare to run rampant in Dongting Lake. Among them, Zhang Blind is nicknamed One-Eyed Jiao, and Chai Bald is nicknamed Bald Tail Jiao, who is still young now, and is determined to inherit his father's business when he grows up, and still enters the lake as a thief.

Fan Lao Er deliberately took revenge because Mu Yi killed his sworn brother and a brother, but what chance did he have? He saw Xu Hao from a distance in front of Mu's house, and inquired about where Xu Hao was, and it happened that day that he learned that Xu Hao was going out, and he was alone without an escort, so he thought about taking this opportunity to start.

Seeing Xu Hao on the boat at night, Fan Lao Er was overjoyed, thinking that this time he must get his wish, so he rushed to the ghost gate in advance, and quietly sneaked into the boat while everyone was asleep.

Who knew that Xu Hao took his second daughter and chartered the entire rear cabin, and Fan Lao Er also made a mistake and mistook others for Xu Hao.

After getting the head of the dead ghost, Fan Laoer, who was full of joy, swam to the other side, and wrapped his head in the wet clothes he had changed in the night. can kill Xu Hao with his own hands, and the prestige of the rivers and lakes will be worshiped at once, in the future, who will dare to underestimate him in the three mountains and five mountains, three religions and nine streams?

With his head, he wanted to rush back to the nest of Dongting Lake to worship his brothers, and when he arrived at the West Gate of Jiashan, he couldn't help but put Bao'er in a hidden place, and had a great day of fun with Chai Bald and other friends at Widow Li's house.

When they returned to the island, they sent a message of their brothers from each family to pay their respects together. The radiant Fan Lao Er was able to raise his eyebrows once, and he also had to learn the story of Zhao Xiangzi in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, and used the enemy's head paint as a urinal.

If he wants to say that he knows what Xu Hao looks like, and he killed the wrong person at night, he must be able to distinguish it during the day, right? It turned out that the head was soaked in water that night, and he was in a hurry, Fan Lao Er did not have the habit of taking out his head to observe carefully, and wrapped it in wet clothes for several days, and his flesh and blood were already blurred.

It is possible to distinguish the facial features, because the deceased is dignified and Fan Lao Er took it by himself, he didn't expect to kill the wrong person at all, who would pick up the foul-smelling dead man's head at this time and look at it carefully? Therefore, to this day, Fan Lao Er does not know that Xu Hao is not dead.

Not only Fan Lao Er, everyone thought that it was the head of the enemy, killing Xu Hao was more relieving than killing Mu Yi, everyone was grateful to the boss for avenging the big revenge, and took turns to prepare a banquet every day to thank him, so Fan Lao Er didn't go to Jiashan County these days.

After eating and drinking for a few days, Fan Lao Er was thinking about his good friend Li Jia's third son. I still thought that Si'er didn't do what he wanted, and I was afraid that the powder-headed sisters would say that he was stingy, so I asked someone to find two pairs of gold bracelets, and made an appointment with the bald Zhang Blind Man, and took his nephew Zheng Xiaohu to Jiashan by boat together.

When he arrived in the county seat, he first went to the gambling hall in Beicheng to rest, the owner of this gambling hall was named Sun Jinbiao, nicknamed the Flying Tiger, and he was also born in a house robbery. He is one of Fan Lao'er's good brothers. Every time you come to Jiashan, you must go to the gambling hall first, and leave immediately if the wind is not right.

Seeing Sun Jinbiao, Fan Lao Er said: "Old Sun, get rich these days!" ”

Sun Jinbiao said: "I just want to make a fortune, just waiting for you to discuss." ”

"Tell me about it." Fan Lao Er sat down on the wine table.

Sun Jinbiao first toasted a bowl of wine and said: "Governor Wu sent back thousands of taels of silver when he took office last month and asked his son to buy land, and I inquired about it. ”

The bald man asked, "Then where is his family's silver hidden?" You know what? ”

"I don't know." Sun Jinbiao said: "The ship from Henan has a total of six boxes of silver, each box is 500 taels, and some cloth specialties are placed on it. It was loaded by Guo Laoliu's ship. It's all in the cellar next to the landlord of his house, and the last time you came over, I was going to sue sΓΉ, but I didn't have time to say it in a hurry. What do you think? Do you want to do this vote? ”

Zhang Blind said: "I've drunk too much in the past few days, and the good eye on the left is a little tired, and I'm afraid it's not good to do things at night." ”

"Don't worry." Sun Jinbiao said with a smile: "It just so happened that a doctor who was called a living immortal came. When the hand is removed, it will be cured immediately. Needless to say, his left eye, even your right eye, can be healed. ”

Chai Bald asked, "Is there really such a good doctor?" ”

Sun Jinbiao said: "What I saw with my own eyes, people cured a rotten leg and a Luo pot, all of which were cured immediately, and others had to take medicine to recuperate for a month. ”

Chai Bald smiled: "It's best to cure my baldness, you should be unlucky." ”

Sun Jinbiao wondered: "You have a bald head and it doesn't matter to me?" I don't understand that. ”

Chai Bald laughed and said: "My sister-in-law loves me very much, but she thinks I'm bald, I'm going to grow my hair, and you're still there?" This is not bad luck, what is bad luck? ”

"You're a." Sun Jinbiao didn't wait for him to finish, he stretched out his hand to beat, because the bald man had no hair, so he only grabbed his felt hat.

Chai Bald lowered his head and slapped him under his arm and drilled out, Sun Jinbiao wanted to chase, but was pulled by Fan Lao Er and said: "At a great age, I am also like a child." ”

Sun Jinbiao pointed to the smiling bald man, and sat down helplessly. Fan Lao Er toasted him, and suddenly said, "Do you think this doctor can cure my tumor?" One day is as big as a day, and in the long run, it will be bigger than the head. ”

Sun Jinbiao said: "This is easy to do, I will accompany you after dinner, and the living immortals are at the intersection of Erxian Street every day." ”

When the bald man heard this, he exclaimed: "Your wine and food are not delicious, isn't it good for us to go to the Jingfu Pavilion on Erxian Street to eat?" ”

Fan Lao Er said: "We still have to discuss things, it's not convenient to talk there, just eat something." ”

When eating meat and drinking, Fan Lao Er said: "You just said that the ticket of 'Koutian' is sure of it?" ”

Sun Jinbiao swore and said: "I have inquired and understood." This matter has to be pulled by Guo Lao Liu, that day he carried the silver ashore and went down to the cellar, and he was stirred in it. There is also a doorman of the Wu family named Gao Sheng, nicknamed Flower Butterfly, who is lustful as life, and has a handle in my hands, so Wu Gongzi trusts him very much. Let's prepare a table of wine tonight and invite the two of them to join us, there is nothing that can't be done. ”

Fan Lao Er said: "Then we will go to Erxian Street to see a doctor after eating, and then we will go to Guo Lao Liu." ”

Sun Jinbiao smiled: "Don't look for it, he has been coming to my casino every day lately, and it's almost time to arrive." ”

Fan Lao Er turned the wine glass upside down and said, "That's better, we have enough wine, hurry up and eat, it's good to do things after eating." (To be continued......)