Chapter 692: One Ear Cast into the River
Liu Bei cried loudly beside the ferry, with a big ear that was as angry as a Buddha, snorting and fanning. The heart-rending journey is no less than dying ten times in a household register.
Seeing that he had attracted people's attention, he didn't prepare much, and his tears were like a pipe that opened the floodgates, which was called a ruckus, and at the same time he slammed his chest, "Woo wow wow...... I'm sorry for everyone." When I was in Xinye, I had a pot of rice with everyone and farmed together, how happy I was. But when the Qin army came, Liu Bei was incompetent and couldn't resist it, which affected everyone. ”
"Whoa, whoa, whoa......." Liu Bei continued to say sadly: "I suddenly remembered Uncle Wang on East Street, and I don't know if his foot injury has healed. and Widow Chen of Xizhuang......"
"Widow Chen!" The people were shocked when they heard this, and their hearts and galls were broken, and they said that this Xinye widow Chen was very famous, and I heard that she was selling tofu.
Liu Bei was shocked, secretly said that he had leaked his mouth, and hurriedly let go of his high crying, "Uncle Zhao next to Widow Chen's house, is his little grandson healthy......." ”
The people breathed a sigh of relief for no reason, it turned out to be Uncle Zhao next to Widow Chen's house.
When Liu Bei was in Xinye, in order to become famous, he really worked hard to endure hardships and live with the people. He is now so pitiful and crying to pave the way, which still touches the hearts of some people.
"Liu Yuanjun, your uncle and I are here!"
The people turned their heads in fright, and saw a white-haired old man, who had indeed been relieved by Liu Bei, and was also crying at the moment, saying: "Liu Yuanjun, do you still remember your uncle and me!" ”
Liu Beixin said that you are an old immortal, and it is cheap to touch this imperial uncle! However, someone came to the rescue. Liu Bei climbed up the pole and fell to the ground. He slammed his chest again, "cough, cough, cough....... "Self-harm is not mastered well. I didn't come up in one breath, and I almost suffocated to death.
However, this natural tragedy is the supreme realm of acting, Liu Bei took the opportunity to wave his hand and exclaimed: "Uncle Wang, it's all my Liu Bei's incompetence, if you can resist the Qin army, your old man won't need to run around!" ”
"Envoy, it's not your fault!" Uncle Wang bowed down in the crowd.
At this time. I don't know where an uncle came, and he also shouted sadly: "Envoy, your Uncle Zhao and I are here, it's not your fault that Envoy Jun!" ”
Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and the others lowered their heads and bowed to the side: "Big brother, it's not your fault, it's the brother's incompetence that can't repel that Qin Zijin for the eldest brother!" ”
There are Liu Bei, his uncle, and his uncle to save the scene. Guan Yu and Zhang Fei took the responsibility again, Liu Bei was in a lot of pain here, and the people recalled that they lived and worked in peace and contentment when they were in Xinye, which was a little touching.
Who is Liu Bei? He read the words and knew immediately that the opportunity had come. The heart said that he would punch hard and take strong medicine.
And so. Liu Bei made an astonishing move, only to see him stand up suddenly. After a few thumps with his left foot, he scurried towards the shore. At the same time, he screamed: "Uncle Benhuang has no face to face the people of Xinye, let me die!" ”
"Wow!" The people were stunned, they never thought that a prince like Liu Bei would commit suicide by throwing himself into the river for the people.
Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, who were kneeling on the ground, were both heartbroken, got up at the same time, chased after them, and shouted: "Big brother, don't!" ”
Liu Beixin said that the general naturally knew that it was impossible, and when he saw his second and third brothers coming to the rescue, he was even more confident, but he ran wildly, and his indomitable momentum was unparalleled.
"Oops!" Who knew that Guan Yu was fighting for me to save and bumped into each other. Both sides are unparalleled fierce generals, and suddenly they collided with great force, and instantly fell to the sky.
Liu Bei ran to the shore, and he thought that his brother's thick arms must appear behind him to stop his waist. But when I found that it didn't appear, I was immediately dumbfounded! Looking back, I saw Guan Yu and Zhang Fei pounced together, saying in my heart that you two stupid people, you have wrestled at this juncture!
Liu Bei looked at the turbulent river in the river, swallowed his saliva, immediately turned around, and shouted: "People, farewell." In the next life, Liu Bei must be conscientious and conscientious, so that the people have clothes to wear and food to eat! ”
"Big brother can't!" Guan Yu and Zhang Fei came in a hurry, their rough faces full of anxiety.
When Liu Bei saw the rescuers coming up, he immediately jumped into the sky.
"Woo......!" The people couldn't help but exclaim.
When the cry was shocked, Guan Yu grabbed Liu Bei's left leg, and Zhang Fei grabbed Liu Bei's right leg and dragged him back.
Liu Bei relied on it, and became even more crazy, struggling and fighting Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and shouting; "Leave me alone, let me die, die!"
1,008 years ago, most of the people were very simple, and the people were moved when they saw Liu Bei showing such true feelings, and they persuaded one after another: "Don't make the king, don't ......." ”
Fan Jiang hurriedly shouted: "People, even if it is that Qin Zijin, he will not seek death and life for the people. It is our luck to have a lord like Uncle Huang! ”
Zhang Da shouted: "If Uncle Huang can cross the river, he will definitely be able to hold the offensive of the Qin army and defend our homeland." ”
The two glanced at each other, and shouted at the same time: "Let Uncle Liu Huang cross the river!" ”
"Let Uncle Huang cross the river!" Uncle Wang shouted.
"Cross the river!" Uncle Zhao shouted. The two also have relatives and friends, so they shouted together.
In this way, a small number of people chanted, and more people also chanted.
Guan Yu hugged Liu Bei's waist tightly, and said with a red face: "Big brother, the people's hearts are available, you must cross the river and resist Qin Feng!" ”
Liu Bei was overjoyed, and said in his heart that these untouchables were really easy to deceive. However, he suddenly felt that the current state of gratitude of the people came to him, and said that this was a good opportunity for his reputation to skyrocket, and he could not simply let it go. So, Liu Bei once again threw himself into the river. I thought that if I came a few more times, the effect would be better, no.
At this time, some people among the people saw through Liu Bei's actions.
I saw Zhang Ping among the people, and said to his subordinates on the left and right: "The lord is really a god, and his old man has already calculated Liu Bei's actions at this moment!" ”
"The lord really figured it out?"
"Don't you look like Liu Bei?" The subordinate said.
Zhang Ping looked at Liu Bei, who had thrown himself into the river, and sneered, and said: "Of course the lord has calculated it, the lord said that Liu Bei will definitely tear his heart and lungs into the river when he arrives at the riverside." Because this person knows that he has henchmen around him, he will definitely not sit back and watch him throw himself into the river. If you do this, you will win people's hearts. ”
And now, as expected. Liu Bei had a chance to jump just now, why didn't he jump, just to wait for Guan Yu and Zhang Fei to go up! ”
Everyone suddenly realized and exclaimed: "The lord is really a god, and Liu Bei can even calculate it if he pretends to throw himself into the river!" ”
"General, looking at the appearance of the people now, I want Liu Bei to go first, how can this be good?"
Zhang Ping bowed to the sky and said: "The lord has already had a divine calculation, you quickly dispersed, so and so, so and so!" ”
Everyone was stunned, and said one after another: "The lord has already had a countermeasure, and the true god is too!" Good idea! ”
So the crowd dispersed.
Zhang Ping first shouted: "Huang Shu is really dedicated to the people, such Huang Shu Huang must not let him die, everyone go and save Huang Shu Huang!" ”
"Everyone, go and save it!"
"Help!"
"If you don't save it, you'll jump!" The cries of the Qin army spies were everywhere, and they began to move towards Liu Bei with the surrounding people.
The moving people snowballed, more and more, gradually, tens of thousands of people on Liu Bei's side rushed over together, and sincerely shouted: "Uncle Huang can't, we can't do without you, Uncle Huang!" ”
The black pressed a group of people, shouting "can't live without you". After Liu Bei saw it, his heart was full of joy, and he stopped crying and jumped into the river. After standing still, he tidied up his messy clothes, waved his hand to greet the people who greeted him, and said, "Uncle Benhuang can't do without your ......." ”
However, the next moment, Liu Bei really found that the people showed no signs of stopping, and under the embankment a few feet behind him was a rolling river. His face turned green and his liver was broken, and he exclaimed, "Don't come, don't come again!" ”
Zhang Ping continued to shout: "This is because Uncle Huang doesn't want us to save it, let's go over quickly!" ”
The spirit of the people was stimulated, and they desperately wanted to save Liu Bei.
Just a few breaths, just when Liu Bei was at a loss, the people had already arrived. He hurriedly stopped him, shouting, "Don't come, don't come!" Uncle Ben will be squeezed down! ”
When the people at the head heard this, they also realized that something was wrong, so they immediately stopped.
Liu Bei breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this.
However, the tens of thousands of people behind did not know the specific situation, and they were still hugging forward.
The hundreds of people in front naturally couldn't stop the power of tens of thousands of people behind, and they were involuntarily pushed forward.
One step away from the shore, too many people gathered, and Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and others were all squeezed out of Liu Bei's side.
"Don't come again!" Liu Bei looked at the people who were close at hand, and said in his heart why he was so familiar, but he didn't have time to think about it.
This person is none other than Qin Feng's Tiger Guard officer, Qin Feng's confidant Zhang Ping. exclaimed: "Uncle Huang, it was squeezed by the people behind, and the villain couldn't resist it!" He whispered again, "Go down for me!" ”
How did Liu Bei know that he had some force, grabbed Zhang Ping's arm, and exclaimed: "Traitor, who are you, dare to plot against Uncle Benhuang?" ”
Zhang Ping glared angrily and said, "Damn Liu Bei, fortunately, my family's prime minister knows that you have such a shameless behavior." How do you think these people woke up? It's all the ignition of my prime minister! ”
In this big man, only Qin Feng can be called the prime minister.
Liu Bei was shocked, dragged Zhang Ping's arm to avoid falling into the river, and shouted, "What? Is it Qin Zijin? Qin Zijin sent you to stir up the situation, hateful ....... ”
"My prime minister said: Liu Xuande, if you have your true appearance for a day, don't think about pretending to be X. The prime minister of my family also said: Don't pretend to be forced, pretend to be forced to be struck by lightning! Zhang Ping flew up and hit Liu Bei in the chest, "For my prime minister, I will give you a ride!" ”
"The hateful Qin Zijin, you, the biggest traitor in the world, always do bad things for Uncle Ben, woo wow......." Liu Bei was kicked out, and there was no one in the river instantly, leaving only his last scream on the shore. (To be continued......)