Section 20 Li Er's relatives
"Don't I look stupid now?" Xue Wanche hesitated for a moment and asked this sentence.
"It's worse than pigs, pigs at least know that one food is not tasty, and they will turn their heads to find something delicious, you don't know."
Xue Wanche nodded and said, "That's the truth, you are not allowed to humiliate me like this in the future!"
"It depends on the situation, you look at the young master Feng and Zhao Jingci, one has been in the desert for three years, and after coming back, the princess gave birth to Lin'er, Lao Feng is not a lively and lively 100-day banquet, Lao Zhao is more sensible, the princess and the maid can both give birth to children, Lao Zhao also announced to the outside that this is a God-given child, and he loves that child very much, although the child did not live to 100 days, which made Lao Zhao heartbroken, don't you still have seven months to make an excuse, much better than them."
People are like this, others ride horses, I ride donkeys, and there are firewood pickers in the back, with this kind of thought, it is easy to live happily, Xue Wanche shook the wine pot and said to Yun Ye: "No, where did you get the wine?" Talking to you is a pleasure, His Majesty said that alcohol is forbidden on the ship, there is no alcohol to drink, the ship is your territory, this little thing can't stop you, right? ”
What's so difficult about this, those bastard sailors are all addicted to alcohol, there are so many places to hide wine, it would be strange if there was no wine in this wooden house, Yun Ye casually opened a few mezzanines, found out the four gourd wine, and put it on the deck and said: "There is no good wine, drink it alive, your wife is now specializing in the wine business, there must be a lot of good wine at home, when you arrive in Yuezhou, it will all depend on you to drink, and it is very inconvenient for me to take a large family." ”
"It's natural, at this time, I still pay attention to what to do, and it's good to have wine." After speaking, he pulled out the stopper of the gourd, took a big sip and said, "It's not bad, it's a strong liquor on the steamer." ”
Yun Ye handed one steamed bun to Xue Wanche, took one himself, and drank a sip of wine and ate a mouthful of steamed buns. The two of them almost told the secrets of Chang'an, especially the little thing between men and women.
"How is it possible, didn't Liu Hongji say that a waist was picked up by someone's horse lance when he was fighting, how could he still have the spirit to bring disaster to other people's concubines when Liu Mi set up a banquet?" Yun Ye's mouth opened wide in surprise.
"You don't understand this, Er Liu is originally a good family, yours. Who of mine can tell clearly, besides, Lao Liu is drunk high, don't talk about women, it's no problem to give him a sow......"
As he said that, the door of the wooden house opened, Xu Jingzong didn't seem to be surprised at all when he saw Yun Ye and Xue Wanche, he sat opposite and brought the wine gourd, and after taking a big sip, he said: "Go to your cabin and see no one, it is estimated that you can't sleep in the smelly cabin, so you went directly to the kitchen." wanted some food, and the lieutenants in charge of the meal made a dead face one by one, saying that this was the rule on the ship, and there would be no food after the meal, and His Majesty was also following it. I have to look for you everywhere hungry to see if you have a way, the old man is not as good as Langzhong, and the rules on your ship are too strict. “
Yun Ye said with a straight face: "There are no rules, and you can't make a circle. If the great army cannot even abide by this regulation in naval warfare, how can it be combative. His Majesty has been in battle for a long time, and naturally has three flavors. “
As soon as he finished his high-sounding jargon, the cook's fat face appeared, and he carried a large basket and put it on the mouth of the wooden house, saying, "I don't know that there are guests in front of the handsome man, and the small ones are afraid that the food will not be enough, so they will send some more." The small ones will go down and stew two more fish. “
Xu Jingzong smiled, a silver coin popped out of his finger, and the fat cook was very skillful in catching the hunched waist and retreated. Xu Jingzong dragged the basket over, lifted the cloth, and said with a smile: "Yes, yes, there is beef for His Majesty." Come on, Lao Xue, you are a military general with a large belly, this leg of mutton is for you, haha, there is also a pot of wine, the braised egg is not bad, the flavor of chicken feet is the most chic, come, Yunhou, start, you just said Liu Hongji, what's wrong with Lao Liu? I didn't hear you clearly......"
When men gossip, they often say it vaguely, and it is even more dirty to say it after their own brain has processed it, not to mention that Xu Jingzong, a Sven scum, can always cite scriptures to verify the true side of things.
From Li Shimin sending the two concubines of Emperor Yang of Sui to his father's bed, he began to tell the story that Li Yuan and Pei Yan had to tell, and then said that Li Yuanji's concubines appeared in Li Er's harem group in a daze, and the mouth foamed at the mouth.
In later generations, I heard that Tang turtle, Song snot, and now I have a certain understanding of it, although this nonsense regardless of ethics is inheriting the tradition of the Hu people's brother and sister-in-law, and now it is taken out as a talking point, it has become the biggest stain on Li Tang, since he is the emperor of the Han people, he must abide by the ethics and morals of the Han people, and he can't look at his brother and daughter-in-law and become a hungry wolf to pounce on him, and the rules of the Hu people are not acceptable to the Han people.
The moon rises on the lake, it is the time of whispering, and the gossip of the beautiful scenery of Liangchen is almost comparable to the situation of reading forbidden books on a snowy night, and before you know it, it is already the middle of the night, Xu Jingzong will not return to the sour cabin after beating him to death, Xue Wanche thinks that he can stay on the floor all night, those relatives of the Li family are really annoying, and they are all arrogant, I heard that the queen has been tired of it these days.
Hearing Xu Jingzong say this, and then thinking of Yuezhou, which was about to arrive, Yun Ye was almost sure that these people were all here to make a fortune, but they didn't know what kind of fortune they planned to do, if they were serious about doing business and letting some profits out, if they wanted to take advantage of it, Yun Ye planned to let them go back to their hometown in Jinyang with their bare butts.
Although the sunrise of Dongting Lake is not as spectacular as the sunrise on the sea, it is still refreshing to watch the sun rise from Jun Mountain, Xu Jingzong said that he has counted today's breakfast since he got on the Emperor, and the cook knows that Dashuai likes to drink fish porridge, and he has already begun to boil porridge before dawn.
The snow-white fish porridge was sprinkled with shallots, it smelled strange, Yun Ye drank two large bowls, Xu Jingzong was not to be outdone, as for Xue Wanche, he served the rest of the pot, this guy's spirit looks much better today, Xu Jingzong made fun of Danyang, he could also answer with a smile, he didn't care, Yun Ye was right, marrying a princess was just a matter of official business.
After a short while, Yun Ye saw the eldest grandson's personal handmaid appear in front of him, her face was very ugly, and it seemed that the eldest grandson's face couldn't see there, because the expression of the eldest grandson's personal servant girl was always exactly the same as that of the eldest grandson.
"Aunt Hong, the little nephew found that since Aunt Yin left the Forbidden Palace, why hasn't your face been good, your appearance has appeared, and the little nephew's heart and liver are pounding." Anyway, the sycophants will be served first.
"Less oily tongue, Niang Niang Xuan you over, let's go, these days have been annoying, those people from Jinyang have been around His Majesty and said that they had worked hard back then, and now they are seeing others getting rich, their own families eat dry food, begging Majesty to pity these relatives, you don't know, they also brought a lot of children, I want to ask Your Majesty to insert it, and what do you say that your own country also needs to be watched by your own family to rest assured.
It's all some unobtrusive goods, I can't even look at it, let alone His Majesty and Niangniang, the royal industry now has special talents to manage it today, if these people get in, they will make Sister Yin angry to death, think of a way to get rid of these people. “
The two of them walked towards the queen's cabin as they spoke, and when they arrived at the door of the cabin, Yun Ye already knew what he was going to face, the queen wanted the golden cicada to get out of her shell, it seemed that these people were very powerful.
Pushing open the door and entering, Yun Ye was almost smoked out by the strong smell, no wonder the eldest grandson's anger has been so strong these days, a room of white-bearded old men sat on the chair in a regular manner, and when he saw Yun Ye coming in, he glanced at Yun Ye with a brush, snorted and turned his head in unison.
Yun Ye just wanted to get angry, but the eldest grandson snorted heavily, and Yun Ye had no choice but to bow his head and arch his hand casually.
The eldest grandson smiled and said to the old man at the head: "Ninth duke, twelfth duke, this is Lantian Hou Yunye, although he is young, he has the ability of Tao Zhu Gong, you want to let the family's spare money have a place to go, and it is very beneficial to listen to his opinion." “
"Such a yellow-mouthed son dares to talk about Tao Zhu? Although the old man is in a remote place to defend the ancestral tomb, he still knows one thing, that is, there are many people in the world who sell their fame and reputation, and it is inappropriate to ask the old man to hand over the pension money to him. “
After the old guy finished speaking, he glared at Yun Ye, and the other old men also talked about it, in short, it was not a good thing, Yun Ye saw the anger in the eyes of the eldest grandson, and saw the green tendons on the back of her hand holding the fan burst, and he knew that the queen was already on the verge of breaking out at this time, and he didn't know why she was pressed down so much.
It's time to go out by yourself, Yun Ye smiled and arched his hand and said: "I don't know how much pension money the seniors have, if there are not a few silver coins, the juniors will add some money and just find a shop to invest in, and after a year and a half, it will be enough for the seniors to spend a few fat years." “
"Presumptuous, the old man and others raised 100,000 silver coins this time, just to come to the Central Plains to buy goods, buy shops, and form caravans, you yellow-mouthed son, dare not to put it in your eyes, this is 100,000 guan, I want to use all my family wealth to fund the emperor Taishang is only 60,000 guan, the emperor is relying on these 60,000 guan to raise a male army, and finally annex the world, shouldn't such a huge amount of money be handed over to a reliable person?" The old man was furious, stood up and pointed at Yun Ye and scolded.
Yun Ye looked at the eldest grandson in embarrassment and said: "Niangniang, the purchase and sale of 100,000 silver coins, Weichen has never done it, generally for such a transaction, they just directly discuss it with the housekeeper, and Weichen will be laughed at if he takes over." (To be continued......)
PS: Section 2