The wine should be drunk one by one, the road should be taken step by step, the steps are big, and it is easy to pull the eggs!

Uncle Ge said.

Suning pulled the egg, and the egg hurt very much......

He stood on the endless prairie, and he was a little stunned in the gaps of egg pain......

He miscalculated his ability.,Even if you want to go through the fantasy shijie and want to fight with Tiandou, you have to go through a painful torture plus the adventure of dog blood to no longer be dog-blooded.,That's still the protagonist.,If it's a supporting role.,It's cannon fodder.,It's a stepping stone for the protagonist to climb up.,No matter how beautiful it was at the time.,The protagonist's aura plus the plot advancement will also become experience points.,Dissipate in the world.。

Obviously, Suning is not the protagonist, and he has not crossed into the fantasy shijie, and wants to fight against the gods and Buddhas, not a little bit......

Suning patted his somewhat groggy head and took a few deep breaths, hey, why is this air so fresh? Isn't there PM2.5? Suning remembers that the air in the Celestial Empire is full of these small particles with special equipment? And this sky, oops! It's so blue! Living in a big city, I haven't seen such a blue sky for a long time, this is really a beautiful picture of the sky and the vast wind and grass to see the cattle and sheep!

Suning couldn't help but feel the urge to chant a poem, and talk about the current feeling of relaxation, but he quickly considered his level of "a good poem", so he wisely gave up this idea.

The eyes are the windows of the soul, and they are also the basic basis for the brain to make judgments, and what the eyes see will be handed over to the brain for judgment, so Suning blinked his eyes, and the brain quickly reacted, and all the beautiful scenes in front of him instantly broke into pieces, and then the fragments reorganized and changed again.

It's not beautiful here, there is no green grass, there are no cattle and sheep everywhere, only dry grass everywhere, cold wind, and according to this degree of coldness, Suning preliminarily concluded that it is winter, fortunately wearing a down jacket, whew, it's okay! Suning was glad that he didn't take off his down jacket and go into battle shirtless when he was scolding, but a very serious question suddenly came to his mind...... Where the fuck am I!

I was obviously pointing at the top of Mount Tai and scolding at the gods and Buddhas, and it was a starry night! How did the sad daxiao with his eyes closed turned into a prairie as soon as he opened his eyes? Or is it daytime? The sea becomes a mulberry field, and it doesn't take it so fast! This is the whole 2012 earthquake that destroyed the world! This earthquake shook the night into day? Pit girl!

Suning suddenly felt very speechless, alas, look down at your hands, why are you so cheap?! weishenme wants to point at the gods and scold? People say that there are gods in the three feet of the head, and the fathers, mothers, grandparents, grandparents, grandparents, and grandparents will pay tribute to worship the king of the stove when the time comes, and I don't know if I don't know about it, now it's okay, I don't know where I am now! Looking at his hands pointing at the sky, Suning was about to look up to the sky and sigh, but suddenly found something wrong, why did my hands seem to be smaller?

That's not right! I'm twenty-two, why is this hand like the hand of a teenager? White and tender, his hands are big enough to grab a basketball with one hand, and these hands in front of him can only hold a small football with one hand at most! Suning quickly touched his face, and then touched his nose, eyes, ears, hair, and head...... Forehead...... No, when did your hair become like this?

Suning grabbed a large handful of hair on his head and put it in front of him, black and shiny, with good hair quality, as elegant, soft and shiny as the girls who used shampoo in the advertisement...... Phew, that's not the problem! I'm obviously a board brush head, when did it become so long? Something is wrong! Suning hurriedly stretched out his hand and pocketed his Nokia brand smartphone, more than 4,000 yuan! Suning held up his phone, and then took a picture of his face......

As soon as the hand is released, the phone falls......

This, this, what's going on? This look, for, weishenme looks like a teenager? I'm in my twenties, how can I grow back? This is clearly what I looked like when I was in junior high school! How, how so? Suning's legs fell to the ground, and he quickly touched his mobile phone, grabbed it and took a photo again, up and down, left and right, Suning finally determined that he was indeed several years younger, and he returned to junior high school from college, wouldn't it?

A thunderbolt struck down and slashed Lao Tzu back a few years ago? Crossed?

Suning hurriedly turned on his phone and looked at the time and date on it, 10:21 a.m., the date was ......

I'm right, right?

The sixteenth day of the first month of the fourth year of the Tang Zhenguan? Big, Datang? Zhenguan? What's going on? Tang dynasty? The Tang Dynasty had a mobile phone? The phone also crossed?!

Suning exhaled, closed his eyes, and then stretched out his fingers and squeezed on the eye-ming acupoint, this was a simple section of eye exercises back then, because as long as one hand was used, Suning was a lazy and full of resentment for the other three sections to be done with two hands.

After doing it, pat his head, shake his head, make sure that he has maintained the clarity of the spiritual platform, open the 24k krypton gold dog eyes, and look at the screen of the god machine! What a cheat! How the fuck is this possible! Four years of Tang Zhenguan?! More than 1,000 years ago! How can this be! Even if you're a god machine, you don't have to travel like this! I crossed and you crossed together?

After a long time, Suning began to face up to everything he was doing, no matter what was wrong with the divine machine, no matter what, put the divine machine into his clothes pocket, sat on the ground, sat up, closed his eyes, and began to use the Taoist supreme heart method - meditation, and began to recall everything he had experienced.

Self, Suning, male, twenty-two years old, hometown in the countryside, few courage, graduated from high school and was admitted to the third-rate pheasant university, there is no money at home, for this kind of young man, the society is called ** silk, from the academic point of view, Suning itself naturally belongs to this class, parents are a lifetime of facing the loess with their backs to the sky of farmers, with hard work for themselves to go out to study, out of the closed small mountain village, see the shijie outside, the family has no money, naturally ** silk.

Of course, after getting to know the old man, all this changed, the old man is a top chef, this is his official identity to the outside world, as for the real identity, Suning always felt that such a person should be the heir of some academic sect, but the old man not only didn't tell him this, he didn't even say his name, and his external name was nameless......

Suning always felt that on that sunny day, under the feet of Mount Tai, the old man's strange eyes, as well as the smile of the old god, as well as the words that seemed to have been prepared for a long time, and the smug eyes after agreeing to apprentice, Suning really felt that this was arranged by God Haode, or the old man arranged Haode......

After following the old man, because he had no intention of studying, he only cared about learning the old man's ability, his grades have been very poor, from elementary school to junior high school to high school to university, it has never changed, this time it is the penultimate semester of the university The final exam has a total of nine subjects and eight subjects, and the remaining one is still the teacher who learned that he was all eight subjects and secretly added ten points to him to let him pass a subject, so he was called to his parents, and the counselor said in front of his parents: "Your child is too bad, I can't manage it, go home and farm!" ”

In fact, isn't it just an order to drop out of school? Do you need to say it so literary? Calling parents to go to the school office and playing this song? Who is ironic?

Farming is farming! Think Lao Tzu has no money? According to the old man, the school bullied you? It's okay, I bought this school and flattened it! The old man has money, but he has no descendants, and the future will be yours, are you still afraid that he will have no money? Of course, if you learn such a great skill from the old man, you can support yourself by yourself.

The old man is very rich, very rich, just kidding, can a top chef have no money? But this is a secret between the two of them, no one knows, so my parents don't know, the two are farmers, they don't know a lot of big characters, where do they know the identity of the old man? The isolated small mountain village can't learn about Shijie outside, they just know that this is a strange old man, and they are very dissatisfied with Suning's apprenticeship, they hope that Suning is a scholar, not a cook......

Of course, they don't know that the old man's skills are far more than superb cooking skills, the old man's cooking skills are just idle and boring as a pastime, real skills, Suning dare not exaggerate, after studying for twelve years, I don't know if he has learned one-tenth, that kind of ability, Suning really didn't know at first that he was not going to be a national leader but going to be a cook, and then after following the old man for a long time, Suning understood, it turned out to be like this......

So my parents don't have grand goals, no far-sightedness, but they just know that Suning has no chance to become a real reader, and it feels bad to be disappointed, so the old couple took Suning to the agricultural product store in a fit of anger, and bought all the agricultural seeds in one go, as well as two bottles of pesticides, packed into a package for Suning to take home to plant, and if you can't be a reader, you will go to be a farmer, a farmer, a farmer, and a farmer in the second! And I have to walk home by myself, from Henan to my hometown in Hebei!

Suning was also a stubborn temper, and began to leave, it was nothing, but on the morning of the day he left, not long after he stepped out of the school gate and cut off the hateful school, Nokia rang, and a lawyer called, telling Suning that the old man handed over the will to himself before he died, and instructed himself to deal with the afterlife, at six o'clock this morning, the old man left, and walked very peacefully, according to the will, the old man's estate was all left to Suning, let him come back as soon as possible to go through the relevant procedures, a total of ......

Suning didn't hear the words clearly, and after hearing the old man leave, Suning's brain went blank and he sat down on the ground......

For a whole hour, when he was surrounded by people discussing whether to call the police or call 120, Suning got up and stumbled away, he wanted to go back, go back to his hometown and dress the old man in linen and filial piety......

When he walked to the foot of Mount Tai, Suning remembered the situation of the first meeting with the old man, at that time he met the old man at the foot of Mount Tai, and he also worshipped the teacher there, and the old man became acquainted, and climbed to the top of Mount Tai together, and for a time the heart was infinitely sad, so he was drunk, now think about Suning feel afraid, in that case actually climbed Mount Tai, no wonder he had the courage to point to the gods and Buddhas to greet their ancestors for eighteen generations, and also cared about their birth and rearing.

Then it was probably because the gods and Buddhas couldn't listen to it anymore, so they took advantage of the fact that a strong light fell when Suning looked up to the sky and laughed miserably, and when Suning lowered his head and opened his eyes again, he was already here......

In fact, this is a very speechless thing, imagine that at night you take off your clothes and lie down on the bed, close your eyes and start sleeping, sleep very soundly, but the next morning when you open your eyes and suddenly find yourself standing naked on the edge of the sea, the smell of the sea makes you feel refreshed......

You can imagine how speechless this feeling is.

I'm not going to cross over, am I?

Suning asked himself, I haven't watched this kind of novels and TV series, but what is the situation with me? Really crossed? How bloody is that? Suning wasn't crazy enough to find a mountain to jump down to see if there could be any adventures or something, Suning thought that was the rhythm of turning into meat sauce!

Subconsciously, Suning took off the backpack on his shoulder and poured out all the things inside, most of which were crop seeds, such as wheat and rice, and the small ones looked alive; The big ones like potato wedges and the like are still alive, and then a few clothes in the backpack, wallets, toothpaste, toothbrushes, tooth cups, towels, facial cleanser, anti-cracking lipstick, and Dabao, as well as a Swiss army knife, two bottles of pesticides, a piece of meat floss bread, a pack of lucky instant noodles, a charger, a wallet, and nothing else.

So, the things on my body are still there, the mobile phone is there, the headphones are also there, the clothes are still the original clothes, the pants are the original pants, the shoes are the original shoes, the only difference is that I seem to be a few years younger than the original, and now I am only the appearance of a junior high school student, the feeling of being fourteen or fifteen years old, what is going on?

And what is the situation on the sixteenth day of the first month of the fourth year of the Tang Dynasty Zhenguan inexplicably displayed on the divine machine? Even though it's a miracle machine, it won't make such a mistake, right? The first in the calendar is also the year 1900, where will the calendar of 630 appear? It's been more than a thousand years!

In addition to the date, that is, there is a cross on the signal, which means that there is no signal here, even if there is 3G traffic, you can't get on the network, you can't make a call, you can only use the basic function of the mobile phone, and the basic call function is not, so you can't contact the outside world, and the power seems to be a little problematic, Suning remembers that when he went up to the top of Mount Tai, he also took out his mobile phone and looked at the time, at that time, there was only 9% of the power left, how did it become 100% full power?

Suning, who couldn't think of any problems, had to put the phone back in his pocket and close the zipper, Suning vaguely felt that something was wrong with the phone, and he couldn't lose it, so it was safest to pull the zipper up, and then packed up the backpack, put it on his back again, stood up, and looked around, Suning was confused again, where should he go?

If you're still in China, then the grassland is the north, and if you want to find people, you have to go to the south, so you should go south, well, remember that basically as long as you go south, you can meet people, no matter where they are, well, almost! Let's go! Years of tragic life have brought me nothing else, but only to make my psychological endurance extremely strong.

Think about it, what is the most tragic thing about being a student? Isn't it just a failure in the exam? Hum! Xiao Ye failed from childhood to adulthood, this little change is nothing at all, let's go directly to the south to find someone!

Taking the first step, Suning stopped abruptly, he suddenly fell into deep thought, he was thinking about a very serious question! Quite serious! It's about his whole trip!

Where is South?