Chapter 7 [Couplet] (I)
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Everyone was stunned, Hu Xiaotian blinked, could it be that this Huo girl is a dog, it is really strange things everywhere, there are a lot of them here, haha, so many people gather here to have a pen meeting, and the important guest who is waiting for is a dog.
At this time, the originally noisy hall suddenly quieted down, a girl in a white dress walked slowly, the white dress was spotless, the black show just pulled a bun at random, a quaint thorn hairpin was inserted into the bun, and the pretty face was covered with tulle, so she couldn't see her whole picture clearly, Emei swept lightly, a pair of beautiful eyes were clear and deep, her eyes were just a glimpse, everyone in this hall thought she was looking at herself, and her heart suddenly jumped involuntarily.
Hu Xiaotian looked at the girl in white with a pair of eyes, and secretly praised in his heart, although he didn't know what this little girl really looked like, but this temperament and demeanor didn't have to be said, it can be inferred from her every move that this little girl has definitely studied male psychology, and she is still holding the pipa and half covering her face, and half covering is a fatal sex appeal for this group of pretentious and indecent literati and ink writers. Hu Xiaotian glanced at Wu Jingshan, the secretary of the Ministry of Rites, and now this old thing looked at the white-clothed little girl/girl who came, with a faint smile on his face, which was much kinder than just now.
Hu Xiaotian scolded secretly in his heart, old thing, don't look at your sanctimoniousness, I don't know what dirty thoughts of male thieves and female prostitutes are in my heart, look at how much this little girl in white wears, I am afraid that I can't turn a pair of eyes into X-rays and see through her inside. Hu Xiaotian didn't know why he was so disgusted with Wu Jingshan, probably because Wu Jingshan and his Lao Tzu were political opponents, although Hu Xiaotian was not happy with his father, but after all, they were a family, and they were still towards their own Lao Tzu at the critical moment.
Wu Jingshan's identity was there, and he could sit still, and the other cultural people were obviously in a commotion, and Su Qingkun actually got up to greet him, and he smiled: "Miss Huo has arrived!" ”
This girl in white is the famous singer Huo Xiaoru of Dakang, this woman is not only singing and dancing but also talented, a famous talented woman in Dakang, she knows everything about piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and her usual singing repertoire is her own lyrics and composition, and the princes and nobles of Dakang are often proud to invite Huo Xiaoru to perform during festivals. The reason why she came to Kangdu this time was to compose a celebratory song and dance for the emperor's 60th birthday at the invitation of the Ministry of Rites, and she had been in the capital for more than four months.
Xu Zhengying has been staring at her since Huo Xiaoru came to Yanshui Pavilion, if it weren't for Hu Xiaotian smashing him with his arm, this thing almost ignored Hu Xiaotian's storage on the side, Xu Zhengying introduced Huo Xiaoru's origin to Hu Xiaotian in a low voice, Hu Xiaotian suddenly realized that Huo Xiaoru was equivalent to a female star in the past, taking an intellectual route and playing a literary and artistic style. This kind of actress has a common feature of pretending, but as long as the pretending is just right, the temptation of the majority of men is almost fatal, especially this kind of pretentious middle-aged and elderly young people, who are most obsessed with this tune.
Judging from Huo Xiaoru's appearance, only half of his face has already made these literati and ink writers very happy.
Everyone's eyes were focused on Huo Xiaoru, at this time, even Wu Jingshan's protagonist aura was much dimmer, and no one paid attention to Huo Xiaoru's back, behind her was followed by a maid in blue, the girl was thirteen or fourteen years old, not yet fully grown, her round little face was a little baby fat, not tall, holding a fox dog with pure white coat, no one paid attention to her, but the puppy in her arms seemed to want to find a sense of survival, broke free from her arms and jumped down, following Huo Xiaoru's side, Wang! Called twice.
At this moment, everyone's eyes couldn't help but look at it.
Wu Jingshan, the secretary of the Ministry of Rites, looked at the white-haired puppy, lightly twisted the few sparse whiskers under his chin, and smiled: "Huh! You see, is that a wolf or a dog? ”
Everyone was stunned, and said in their hearts that this was obviously a puppy, how could Wu Shangshu not even know the difference between a dog and a wolf? But after a short period of stunned, he immediately woke up, Wu Jingshan's words concealed a deep meaning, he was simply referring to Sang scolding Huai, on the surface it was a wolf or a dog, but in fact, it was said that the waiter was a dog through homophony, and the only person who came over today was Xu Zhengying, the household waiter, and Wu Jingshan was equal to scolding him in public. Understood this truth, there was a burst of laughter on the scene, some people had already held back, but when they heard others laughing, this smile suddenly hooked up, the first one to laugh was actually Cheng Su Qingkun in the imperial history, if he didn't laugh, others wouldn't dare to laugh, he laughed and everyone laughed.
Xu Zhengying already understood Wu Jingshan's meaning at the first time, and when he heard everyone laughing, his old face turned red, and he secretly scolded Wu Jingshan, an old dog, relying on his power, to publicly scold himself for being a dog. Although Xu Zhengying was angry, he was afraid of Wu Jingshan's official position and did not dare to do it in front of him.
Wu Jingshan actually turned to Xu Zhengying with a smile and said, "Lord Xu, you have seen and heard a wide range of knowledgeable and rich five cars, according to your opinion, is this thing a wolf or a dog?" ”
Xu Zhengying greeted the eighteenth generation of Wu Jingshan's ancestors in his heart, but he didn't have the courage to openly turn his face with Wu Jingshan, endured his anger, and said with a smile: "Lord Wu, the lower officials are only shallow in learning, and they really can't tell the difference!" ”
Hu Xiaotian looked at Xu Zhengying with some disdain, this product is too spineless, he was scolded by Wu Jingshan in the face, and he could still hold back. Seeing Wu Jingshan so rampant, and then seeing Huo Xiaoru's beautiful eyes complete the crescent moon, it seemed that he couldn't help laughing, Hu Xiaotian came over with Xu Zhengying after all, and laughing at Xu Zhengying was equivalent to laughing at him together, and he suddenly felt the same hatred for the enemy, and he said quietly: "Actually, it's not difficult to distinguish between a dog and a wolf." ”
Because everyone's focus was on Wu Jingshan and Xu Zhengying, no one dared to interject at such a time, Hu Xiaotian chose to speak at such a time, which immediately attracted everyone's attention.
Xu Zhengying secretly complained in his heart, this kid, didn't he promise to pretend to be dumb, why did he speak again, do you think I am not embarrassed enough? Xu Zhengying quietly glanced at Hu Xiaoangel, meaning that he should not follow and mix.
Hu Xiaotian turned a blind eye and said: "There are two ways to distinguish a dog from a wolf, one is to look at his tail, the tail drooping is a wolf, and the upright is a dog!" ”
The scene was silent, today the literati and writers gathered together, no one is a fool, Hu Xiaotian's words can be understood by anyone, he hit back at Wu Jingshan in the same way, clearly saying that Shangshu is a dog, everyone secretly praised this guy's exquisite answer at the same time, but also secretly frightened, who is this kid? actually dared to humiliate the Ministry of Rites in public.
Xu Zhengying's heart is so happy, I say! Balls! Sure enough, it is a hero from ancient times, Lao Tzu is a hero, Hu Buwei's son is really extraordinary, and Shangshu is a dog! Refreshing! Refreshing! Refreshing! Xu Zhengying felt a little big after finishing his business, Hu Xiaotian's reply would 100% offend Wu Jingshan, this account should be counted on his own head in the final analysis, after all, he brought him over, offending Wu Jingshan is still a trivial matter, if Hu Buwei knows that he brought his son out to provoke right and wrong, I am afraid that the household department will not have his own good life in the future, I am really cheap, why should I bring this kid over to participate in the pen meeting.
Huo Xiaoru looked at this somewhat arrogant young man with a pair of beautiful eyes, and couldn't help but brighten up, this young man was not only wise, but also extraordinary, in fact, he who dared to humiliate Wu Jingshan, the secretary of the Ministry of Rites, in public, was either bold or a fool.
The fox dog actually ran in the direction of Hu Xiaotian, and Hu Xiaotian picked up the fox dog from the ground.
Huo Xiaoru walked in his direction, Hu Xiaotian stood up and handed the fox dog back to her, Huo Xiaoru's slender hands were white and delicate, smooth and flawless, as soft as an orchid, caressing the dog's snow-white hair, and said softly: "This son, you just said that there seem to be two methods?" She was clearly interested in the bold young man.
Hu Xiaotian smiled: "Another way is to see what it eats, the wolf does not eat meat, and the dog eats meat when it encounters meat, and eats when it encounters!" ”
Huo Xiaoru's beautiful eyes burst out with a strange look, and a heart secretly amazed, this young man can really be described as a group of wisdom, and his answer seems to be vulgar, but there is a brilliance of wisdom everywhere in it, this sentence clearly scolded Su Qingkun in the imperial history, and he is basically saying that the imperial history eats.
Xu Zhengying laughed on the side: "Wonderful! Wonderful! Wonderful! "This goods have been held back for a long time, the official of Wu Jingshan, the secretary of the Ministry of Rites, is older than him, he doesn't dare to offend, but Su Qingkun is half a level worse than him in the imperial history, just now Wu Jingshan took the lead in making it difficult for him, and when he scolded him for being a dog, Su Qingkun's bastard took the lead in laughing, saying that his ancestors, you also have today, Xu Zhengying said: "A good sentence to eat meat when you meet meat, and eat shit when you meet shit, the dog's temperament is originally like this." Xu Zhengying had completely thought through at this time, and it was inevitable to offend people, so it was better to let it go.
Huo Xiaoru couldn't help laughing, the skin exposed outside the white veil was slightly red, which looked particularly attractive, and said coquettishly: "My dog didn't offend you, but I was scolded by you today." She handed the fox dog in her hand to the little maid behind her, her beautiful eyes turned quickly on Hu Xiaotian's face, and she said softly: "Is there anyone else in the vacant seat next to you?" ”
Hu Xiaotian pulled out a chair for her very gentlemanly, and symbolically brushed it with his sleeve and said, "Miss Huo, please take a seat!" ”
Wu Jingshan, the secretary of the Ministry of Rites, was so angry that his face turned pale, he originally made up his mind to humiliate Xu Zhengying in public, but he didn't expect to kill a Cheng biting gold halfway, as the so-called stealing chickens does not make rice, but in the end it became his own humiliation, that Huo Xiaoru was originally arranged to sit on his side, but Huo Xiaoru didn't seem to give face to this Ministry of Rites Shangshu, and went directly to Hu Xiaotian's side to sit.