Chapter 246: Fortunately, I Am Wearing
Qin Luoluo saw that the ram was reluctant to move, so he said: "Lord Ram, if you don't enter the tiger's den, you can get the tiger, even if there is a sword mountain and a sea of fire in front of you, at this moment, we have to jump inside!" "If you don't know that there is just a big car shop in front of you, just listening to this, you will think that it is a big camp of the enemy army!
Yang Ze said: "It's not that dangerous, it's just that let's bring a few fewer bodyguards over, if Lord Ram is afraid, then stay here, this official and Gonggong Qin will join hands to explore the thief's den!" ”
The ram felt that he couldn't get down, so he no longer hesitated, pretending to be arrogant, and said: "Where did Lord Yang say this, how can the official say it, just thinking that he should bring a few casual ones, and the official intends not to bring any of them, just the three of us!" ”
This time, Qin Luoluo's face was not good-looking, and he thought: "This ram stays, it's just a bastard, who said that you didn't bring bodyguards in the past, if you don't bring bodyguards, a fool will go with you!" ”
Yang Ze said: "Lord Ram can not bring his entourage, but this official and Father-in-law Qin have to bring it, if you see the thief who killed General Xu, you can catch him on the spot and arrest him!" He made a gesture to let Fu Bingrong and Tan Zhengwen follow, and motioned to Mugen to protect the little princess Caicai.
Qin Luoluo thought to himself: "It's still Lord Yang who can do things, no wonder he became a five-grade official at a young age, he is so good at being a man, he will definitely return to the capital in the future, and if he mixes well, maybe he can become the prime minister!" ”
Yang Ze called a few entourages in civilian clothes, took off their clothes, and asked Qin Luoluo and the others to change into civilian clothes, pretending to be ordinary people, he himself was wearing civilian clothes, but he didn't need to change it, he abandoned his horse and walked towards the big car shop, and the rest of the people were led by Ji Da to find a place to spend the night.
Entered the village. The first thing I saw was the big car shop, there was no guy at the door of the store, and the door was closed, but there was a commotion inside, and it seemed that there were many people drinking and shouting inside.
Yang Ze turned around and said: "We walked all the way, there are shops in the villages, but the shops are short of customers, but the big car shop in front of us has many guests." There's got to be weird in that! ”
Qin Luoluo nodded and said, "Yes, there must be something weird!" ”
The ram thought for a while, but said: "Those shops were just restaurants before, but this one is a big car shop, so ...... It's normal to have more customers! ”
Qin Luoluo glanced at him dissatisfied, and said, "It's not the New Year yet, how can there be too many guests, there are obviously weirdness here!" As he spoke, he strode forward. I wanted to push the door in, but suddenly remembered that there might be danger inside, so I immediately stopped, turned around and said to Fu Bingrong: "You go in first to investigate!" ”
Fu Bingrong scolded in his heart: "His grandmother's." I knew that the dead eunuchs didn't have a single good thing, and they all wanted to take advantage of me! "He has suffered great losses from eunuchs, and he has resistance to all eunuchs. In fact. Not all eunuchs can be called eunuchs, only eunuchs with high power can be called eunuchs, like Qin Luoluo is just a slightly favored eunuch. It's still far from the title of eunuch!
Yang Ze said: "I'll come!" He stepped forward and kicked open the door of the store, shouting: "Live in the store, drink, eat meat, find the little lady!" "Swaggered into the big car shop.
He broke in so suddenly, the original noisy sound in the store immediately disappeared, and the people in the room looked at him together, their eyes widened, and they looked at Yang Ze with a fierce expression.
Qin Luoluo, who was outside the door, saw those vicious eyes, he shrank his neck in fright, and he didn't dare to go in, and the ram stayed behind him and said, "Gong Qin...... Brother Qin, don't be busy, I'll protect you. ”
Qin Luoluo belongs to the usual majestic player, but when he pees his pants at the critical moment, the door is not open, he can still pretend to be a hero, but as soon as the door opens, he remembers, he is a eunuch, he is not a hero, he is not a hero.
Fu Bingrong and Tan Zhengwen whispered together: "Brother Qin, let's protect you!" With that, the two stepped forward at the same time, blocking Qin Luoluo's body, standing in front of him is protection, what kind of protection is standing behind him!
Qin Luoluo also reacted at this time, and glared at the ram with dissatisfaction, and saw that the ram was holding a horn comb in his hand, which was peculiar in shape, with one round head and one pointed end, and was held by the ram as a weapon in his hand.
Qin Luoluo whispered, "What are you doing with this?" ”
Ram left embarrassed and said: "Take the knife directly into it, I'm afraid it will cause misunderstanding, this comb has a sharp ......"
It turns out that this horn comb is usually worn by the ram, one can comb the hair, as an official, of course, you must pay attention to the appearance, and the second is that the back of the comb is smooth, which can be used as a scraping board, he always has a sore back and legs, and can be scraped, which is not very useful, but the pointed end can be used as a weapon, of course, this weapon is not too useful.
Qin Luoluo was overjoyed, he and the ram had swords in their waists, but when they entered the door, they pressed the hilt of the sword, but it would cause misunderstanding, maybe others didn't want to move them, but seeing that they had the posture of drawing their swords, maybe they would misunderstand together, and they would do it, but they didn't hold something in their hands, and they couldn't be courageous, so at this time, this horn comb was useful, don't care if it is useful or not, so you can make yourself a little confident.
As soon as he stretched out his hand, Qin Luoluo snatched the horn comb in the ram's hand as a self-defense weapon, followed Fu Bingrong and Tan Zhengwen, and entered the house.
Yang Ze looked at the room, this room is not small, there are more than a dozen tables, half of them are full, there are twenty or thirty people, these people are all big men, some are wearing Hu people's fur coats, some are wearing Han people's cotton jackets, everyone has weapons around them, and they are not ordinary people at first glance.
The guy in the cart walked over quickly, accompanied by a smile and said: "Dare to ask where the guests are from, look at the eyes, whether they want to eat or stay in the hotel." "This guy saw that Yang Ze was dressed well, the clothes were very expensive, and the clothes of the two entourages behind him were also very good, and they looked like rich people, but the next two, the clothes were not good, that is, two ordinary people dressed up.
Yang Ze and Fu Bingrong Tan Zhengwen The three of them wear their own clothes, so they must not lose themselves, and the clothes of Ram Liu and Qin Luoluo are temporarily changed, they are the clothes of Yang Ze's subordinates, strictly speaking, they belong to the clothes of the servants, how good can it be, if they are also slippery, are they still the clothes worn by the servants.
Yang Ze said loudly: "I don't have the money to live in the hotel, I have to earn it now, but there is still a few money for eating." Bring me the wine and meat, it's dark, and we can't find any other place to eat. ”
The guy smiled and said, "If you don't dislike the guests, then you can deal with it in the lobby of the small shop for a night, let's stay here after dark, everyone makes do with the hall together, chat, and the night will pass." As he spoke, he led Yang Ze and the others to a Hu bed against the wall. There is a low bed on the Hu bed.
The big men in the room didn't speak, looking at Yang Ze and the others, they could almost be regarded as staring intently, with a lot of bad intentions in their eyes.
Yang Zeman didn't care, at least he could pretend to be indifferent, he looked back at Qin Luoluo and Ram Liu, and saw that they were still standing in place, with a scared expression on their faces, this was too embarrassing. At this time, you have to be arrogant, you want to be coaxed, and you are scared, who is it for?
A beckon. Yang Ze said: "You two guys who lost their horses, come and sit, don't look like dead people, don't you just lose your horse." When you come to this state, are you afraid that you won't be able to buy a horse, something that has no interest! ”
Qin Luoluo and Ram Liu were reprimanded by him. Not only did he not get angry, but he felt relieved. Fortunately, as soon as Yang Ze said this, their frightened expressions could be concealed, and they were right, they were useless.
Qin Luoluo walked a few steps and wanted to walk to the table, but he walked faster, he was a little panicked, and accidentally fell to the ground with the horn comb in his hand! When something fell, he naturally bent down to pick it up, but as soon as he was waisted, the belt was loosened, and the placket was loosened, revealing the white waist inside, as well as the corner of the belly pocket!
He has grown fatter, and has been pampered to live, the white flesh on the waist is quite dazzling, especially the corner of the belly pocket, but it is red, the white meat is red, and it is even more colorful, very eye-catching!
The room suddenly burst into laughter, and all the big men in the room screamed, and some big men even shouted: "Obedient, it is a woman dressed as a man, this waist is good meat, I can see the uncle drooling!" ”
Some big men even said: "I don't have a long beard, I'm white and tender, isn't it really a girl?" ”
These people are all bandits, how can there be anything good, naturally what disgusting things to say!
Yang Ze thought to himself: "I said Father-in-law Qin, what are you doing here, are you learning from others to pick up soap?" You really did it, you even picked up a comb! Well, the meat on the waist is indeed quite white, and fortunately there is a belly pocket to block it, otherwise the whole belly would have to be exposed, although the belly pocket is a woman's underwear, but you - fortunately there is a wear! ”
Qin Luoluo's face was red and his ears straightened up, the clothes on his body were someone else's, they didn't fit well, the belt was not fastened, and it was coincidentally loose at this time, which made him embarrassed, as for the belly pocket, eunuch, as a father-in-law, there is no distinction between men and women, underwear or something, of course, there is no distinction between men and women, what to wear is not to wear, just be comfortable!
Tightening his belt, Qin Luoluo said with some annoyance: "Look at it, haven't you seen a man's waist, you have it yourself!" "His usual voice is a bit of a male duck's voice, but now when he is in a hurry, his voice becomes sharper, and it doesn't sound like a man!
The big men laughed even more, and some even shouted: "Our waist, not as good-looking as yours, this girl's voice is so good!" ”
The ram stayed behind and listened to a grin, good? I really didn't hear it sound! He helped Qin Luoluo, and helped Gonggong Qin, who was still angry, to sit down next to Yang Ze.
The big men were still laughing, but because of this trouble, their wariness of Yang Ze and the others weakened a lot, and no one stared at them viciously, at most, they just stared at Qin Luoluo with a smile.
After a while, the guy sent wine and meat, the wine is bad wine, and the meat is mainly big fat meat, Yang Ze and others are all officials, so they will like to eat these, and they don't come in to eat, but they just moved a few chopsticks, and they don't eat it, and no one drinks the wine, only Yang Ze is pretending to call for good wine.
Yang Ze thought about it, put down the wine bowl, called the guy over loudly, and said loudly: "Recently, you have any horses for sale here, I want good horses, but they are cheaper, good and cheap, are there any?" ”
The man smiled and said, "Guest, you have to be a good horse, and you want to be cheap, this is not easy to find, unless the horse is ...... Hehe, the guest is a person who understands, don't say the small, you also understand. (To be continued......)