Secretary-General Yang Youxing had to pinch his nose and send a press release from the Ministry of Security.

He looked up to the sky and sighed at the time and said, you can blow it, blow it, I will take it as a real release!

The freedom of the press that I have maintained so far, the virtue of not reporting fake news, has been ruined by you! Then he desperately drank beer, smoked cigarettes, and rounded up the rest of the lie for the security department.

The reporters under his command, including those who accompanied the army, did not have this ability, not because of poor writing, but because they did not understand how to write fake news in the world -- and they did not know the direction of the whole situation.

He can only do it himself, write fake news, and tell lies.

One night, Secretary General Yang Youxing worked late, he took a hot bath, wanted to sleep well, and then in the middle of the night, he was woken up by two arms, and the palms of his two arms were dozens of red spots under the elbows, which were itching!

In the beginning, he didn't take things seriously.

As a result, the more I scratched, the more itchy it became, and soon it became a piece, and oozing came out!

This is the punishment of the gods for me for writing fake news!

Dean Ma Jun, who treated him, said: "Nonsense! You this is typical of acute eczema! Polymorphic rash, tendency to exud, symmetrical distribution, self-consciously and violently itching - ah, your lesions are polymorphic, papules, blisters, erosions, oozing, crusts, and several types of skin lesions coexist at the same time.

Call all the interns and see, it's rare to have such a standard! ”

Secretary-General Yang Youxing raised his two arms to make a surrender gesture and let a group of people observe it.

It's not God's punishment for writing fake news, so how did I get it?

Dean Ma Jun said: "There are many reasons, both inside and outside-"

After saying a lot, Dean Ma Jun said: "The main thing is that your skin is congenitally deficient in a protease - there is no way to do this, even if you travel back now, you can't cure it, for life!" ”

"Ahh

"I don't lie to you, I got it repeatedly. But I can open a medicine depot for your disease—"

"The emergency medicine depot has been opened, can it be cured?!"

The emergency medicine arsenal is full of special drugs brought from that world, which can cure the terminal illness that this plane thinks.

It is all made with modern equipment that has been brought with us, so that its preservation effect can be as long as possible.

It hasn't been turned on so far.

"I said it can't be cured, but it can relieve itching and work temporarily! You change your habits, acute eczema seems to have something to do with stress-"

"So do people who are mentally stressed get eczema?!"

"It's not necessarily related—"

"Hmph, I'm going to see a Chinese doctor!!"

"No objection—"

Secretary General Yang Youxing was clutching his arms like a monkey, and really, it was itching - oozing and blood were flowing out -

Zheng Desheng, the director of Chiji Traditional Chinese Medicine Hospital, looked at his two arms and said: "You are a typical four-bend wind, the dampness in the body is too great, you should start from nourishing qi and nourishing yin, clearing heat and dampness, nourishing blood and moisturizing dryness, and use traditional Chinese medicine to take it internally and externally, and take it slowly to recuperate.

"Well, how long will it take?"

"It's going to take about a year—"

"One year! After I rubbed it with the ointment from the emergency medicine storehouse, it was fine in three days! ”

"Then why are you still looking for me?"

"Again—"

"That's right, you can use the ointment from the emergency medicine bank to quickly relieve the itch first, and then use Chinese medicine to slowly adjust-"

Secretary-General Yang Youxing was just about to approve it, but suddenly remembered and said, "Why don't you diagnose it without giving me the pulse?!" ”

"Your illness is too obvious-well, you don't want this expression, check the pulse, I'm not as good as Doctor Akito-"

"Looking for that Dr. Huang No. 1?"

"There's a better one than him, Dr. Liu Jianguo, I heard that he used to be famous in Changsha City-"

"I haven't heard of it."

"It's the one who tried medical malpractice in the court last time, the Chinese medicine clinic in Bengang—"

"Oh, they're - are you sure the level of Chinese medicine is higher than you?!"

"Nonsense! How can they compare to me!! At least when the old gentleman gave me the pulse, he judged me accurately, and he could see that I was not sick - this made me lose confidence in my pulse technique. ”

"Metaphysics?"

"You can think so, but he sees me accurately, I don't have to lie for him!!"

"So—if I look for him, he won't die, right?"

"Look at what you said, give it a try!"

Secretary-General Yang Youxing did fully remember the last so-called medical malpractice dispute at that time.

In the Bengang area, there is an aboriginal whose son has suffered from violent walking syndrome for many years, and the treatment has not been effective, so he can only be chained up.

After seeking medical treatment from Dr. Liu Jianguo, after taking a few medicines, the person was much more stable.

His family opened the lock, making him like a normal person.

One day, after taking Dr. Liu Jianguo's traditional Chinese medicine, he walked wildly, and his family was caught off guard, and when the person caught up, the person had already jumped into the reservoir and drowned.

His family cried and took Dr. Liu Jianguo to court.

This is the place under the governance of the Hantang Group, and the first doctor-patient dispute has aroused the interest of the people of the Hantang Group, which is too much in the world over there.

This case involves human life, and Liu Yuanda and the judge decided to play.

He first suggested that the two sides settle out of court, but both sides were determined, one said to the end, and the other said that they would be accompanied.

Five Ming jurors were randomly selected, and two of them turned out to be from the Taipei area.

There is no way around this, as long as you have the ability to identify and understand normal people, it can be regarded as a recognition in the legal sense.

The court also had to pay extra money to transport the people.

Both sides hired counsel.

The prosecution lawyer emphasized that the person who died after taking the drugs prescribed by Dr. Liu Jianguo.

The defence lawyer proved in court that the prescription and residue of the drug had nothing to do with the drug.

The prosecution lawyer took the path of pathos, telling him how pitiful the dead man was, and bringing tears to the tears of the five members of the jury.

The defense lawyer took a calm approach and told the patient about his pre-treatment behavior and a series of testimonies.

In the end, when the prosecution thought it could win, the five-member jury made a 4-1 decision that Dr. Liu Jianguo was not wrong!

Their reason is very simple, why do you untie the chains because you are not taking good care of them? Obviously there is a curative effect?! As for repetition, who has seen a doctor who has not had a recurrence? If it is a pair of medicines, a few pairs of medicines can be good, and it is impossible for a god or a miracle doctor to do this!

Liu Yuanda and the judge all made up the common sense of Chinese medicine in vain in advance, but they didn't use it, and five strangers who had no legal relationship said the common sense truth.

He pronounced in court that Dr. Liu Jianguo was not at fault and did not have to bear any responsibility!

Mingren doctor Liu Jianguo respectfully bowed three times to the court's emblem and walked away.

Afterwards, he asked his eldest son Liu Gangjun to send 20,000 horse tickets to the other party.

Liu Gang was angry and said: "Daddy, even the Hantang Group, which has always been unfair to us, thinks that my family is not wrong, where to give them horse tickets again!" Isn't that a self-confession of fault!! ”

Dr. Liu Jianguo looked at his future heir to the mantle and said, "Doctors, benevolent hearts." After the great right and wrong are distinguished, the benevolence is revealed. The reason why his family is like this is also because he has been burdened by this son for many years - although we have repeatedly told him to be careful, but we still have not been resolute - his family is afraid that he is in urgent need of money, and my family has enough food and clothing for a long time, even if it is a little help?

If you are not prepared for benevolence, it is difficult to improve your medical skills! ”

At that time, the "Hantang Times" reported the incident completely objectively, but unexpectedly, the old doctor was trembling with excitement.

"Gangjun, my son, are you sure that the whole world will know what we have done?!"

Liu Gangjun muttered and said, almost, I heard that the capital of the Tartars can be seen.

Dr. Liu Jianguo said: "From now on, I will pave a 10,000-year industry for you, and you have to learn more from me!" ”

I'm not serious about it! Liu Gangjun rolled his eyes.

Secretary-General Yang Youxing thought about it for a long time, but decided to let the Mingren Chinese medicine named Liu Jianguo call the pulse.

Anyway, I won't take the medicine he prescribed, let's see, in case it works.

When Dr. Liu Jianguo received Secretary-General Yang Youxing, he felt that this person must be the same person as President Zheng Desheng, a member of Hantang Group.

He calmed down and took the pulse carefully.

After a full five minutes had passed, he spoke: "On the bright side, this is the four bends of the wind, but in fact, it is a heart disease - dryness and dampness are agitated, and they occur outside the surface, but it is still not simply damp - you have been worried for a long time, anger and sorrow are counteracting, and the qi of yin and yang is fighting together, and it has been out of tune for a long time!" ”

"Can you be more specific?"

"Degrees! Don't overdo it—"

"Well, what else do you see?"

"Degrees! Don't overdo it—"

"-Do you have any anti-itch medication?"

"Yes. You have many people who want, and you get very little, and the wind is evil, how can you not itch? Congratulations on you, this is a catastrophe, but there is a disadvantage and a benefit, and it is the time for detoxification in the body, can diarrhea be alleviated? ”

Secretary-General Yang Youxing was speechless for a moment, I was originally damaged in my skin cells, and the cell fluid was oozing, okay? How did it turn into a detox?! My hands are poisonous?! But the diarrhea is better, how do you know?!

Dr. Liu Jianguo continued: "I can prepare the black snake anti-itch cream for you right away - but only if a woman applies it to you, it can be useful in the yin and yang qi and shun yang." ”

Li Yanting, the director of the factory, slowly applied ointment to Secretary General Yang Youxing.

She said: "Look at it, just write a few fake news articles and get angry, and you can get such a serious skin disease!" ”

Secretary-General Yang Youxing said: "That's my bottom line-"

"Pull it down, you can think about the life of that Fujian family, apologize to the Fujian Times, write some fake news, and now you are pretending to be righteous, as if you haven't written anything deceitful before-"

Secretary General Yang Youxing was a little angry and said: "I am at most irrigated, not deceiving, ah, itchy!" ”

Director Li Yanting grabbed his two hands and said, "Don't scratch it, the doctor said it's useless, look at me!" ”

She gently blew on Secretary General Yang Youxing's arm - it was really good, Secretary General Yang Youxing immediately felt a kind of coolness into his skin, and he immediately felt much better.

Director Li Yanting blew for a while, tired, and said, "Do you feel better?" ”

"Much better, much better, you can stay tonight."

"Nope! What about the three weddings I'm talking about?! ”

"- My dear, the other two times you said that you had to marry once in the Catholic Church, and let me swear to their Bibles, well, and their priests, you want my life! At least Jiang Tiesheng can spray me to death!! Don't talk about anyone else—"

"Who cares about your men's business! I just want to have a white wedding dress, the accompaniment of the organ, by the way, I want foreign boys and girls to support my wedding dress! ”

"Well, let's go to Europe and get married, and the churches there have—"

"Can the sisters go?"

"It's impossible, just for our wedding, everyone runs so far?!"

"I won't do it!"

Director Li Yanting is a simple woman, and after finishing speaking, she raised her body and left.

Secretary General Yang Youxing knew that it was useless to call her back, but now the pain that had been in place for many days was really gone.

It's okay, she'll be back tomorrow.

He calmed down at this time, and thought about the "Heavenly Whip Plan" of the Ministry of Security, although it was a lot fake, but at least it could save many people!

If fake news can save people, then it may have more meaning than your own bottom line!

Thanks to old friends Ling Buxu, czh300, o Lao Ji O, and holmeslee for their support.