114. Joyful All the Way (1)

Tianye married a daughter, and had her own set of red tape, and Emperor Li Yuanhong sat under the canopy, his face stretched long: Feng Qiwu was the shopkeeper and didn't care about anything.

Obviously, it was in charge before, why don't you care about it today? The following recital said that the Prime Minister had been working hard for days and felt deeply uncomfortable, and it was not easy to barely be there, and he could no longer be tired, so the matter of sending off relatives was advocated by the Holy Lord.

Claim? I don't know all kinds of things, how can I advocate it? He had never intervened in this matter before, and now that he was suddenly asked to "advocate", the emperor was powerless even if he had the heart. Li Yuanhong swept Feng Qiwu with cold eyes, feeling that he was pretending to be sick at a critical moment, intent on revenge for his mistake of acting as the county lord of Yuhua.

She is the county lord, and I am the emperor, why can't I promote her?! The little emperor was about to die of anger, except for the collapse of Emperor Jing, he had never experienced any major red and white things, he didn't know anything, he sat for a while, and finally felt cramped, stared at Feng Qiwu with a soft face, and said, "Aiqing is okay?" ”

Feng Qiwu shook his mouth lightly, slightly sickly, and did not return to his usual flying and domineering. "The minister is okay, I don't care about the saint." He glanced around, everything was ready, just waiting for the emperor to preside, and then said: "The auspicious time has come, the emperor is tired, and he will leave it to the ceremonial officials." ”

Of course, Li Yuanhong played accurately, the big music was played vigorously, and the ceremonial official presided over the send-off ceremony on his behalf, and all parties sang harmony, all of which were inappropriate. When it was time to board the car, the princess's daughter was extraordinary, she actually picked up the wine and talked freely, called the emperor "royal brother", called herself "the palace", and said a large number of decent words that were conducive to diplomatic relations. Immediately recited an ancient song, reciting:

The line is re-lined, and the king is separated.

More than 10,000 miles apart, each at the end of the world.

The road is blocked and long, and the meeting is safe?

Humayi north wind, over the south branch of the bird's nest.

The days are far away, and the days of clothing and belts have slowed down.

The clouds cover the day, and the wanderer does not care about returning.

Sijun makes people old, and the years are getting late......

Huqin is low and far away, the sound is agitated and vibrating, but the sadness and unwillingness to pass on ten into ten, reciting and boarding the car, without caring about returning, everyone knows who her other "Jun" is, but they don't dare to look at each other, only bow their heads silently.

Just in the middle of the dream, someone suddenly pushed and shoved as if he was robbed of his life: "You little boy is still sleeping!" The general asked me to ask you, after leaving Beijing, you have nothing to say to the one you used to talk to? Your princess, but a sincere confession! Suo Huan was awakened by rudeness, sat down woodenly, first looked at the rough big hands, and then looked at the huge head that came up, gray-headed, rude-spoken, smelly of wine, and the difference between Feng Qiwu and the Yaksha Divine Monarch? When I opened the curtains, I saw that the greenery was full and the cicadas were noisy, and I realized that I had left the city.

"I don't have anything to say, just go ahead." Suo Huan's expression was cold, Ha Gangmu approached him to take a closer look, hehehehehe smiled very obscenely, and suddenly let out a loud burp, facing Suo Huan.

Suo Huan's eyes widened in disbelief, and he swept the curtain with a "swish", "Get out!" ”

"Wow, stinky*, amazing." Ha Gang dragged the tiger out on his back, and Suo Huan looked out from a small window.

He rarely goes out, not a few times a year, and even more so when he goes out of the city, he mostly sits in a sedan car and does not touch anyone. He looked, and the people outside were also watching, those who sold wine and tea, those who walked, those who collected firewood, those who herded cattle, and those who tended to the fields, all came one after another, crowded by the official road, counting the dowry, discussing what the newcomers in the car looked like, and were especially interested in the samurai dressed in foreign races, pointing and checking carefully. Suddenly, the corner of the curtain was lifted, and the "young lady" inside actually leaned on the window to look out, and suddenly there was a bang, shocked, and the discussion was endless.

Miss Shen Boudoir looks at the bustle, which is tantamount to leaning on the door and laughing, which is a big violation of customs, but these passers-by like it, and they wish that even the bride would lift her hijab and come out. A shepherd boy was particularly cute, leading the cow to see, with a sunhat made of lotus leaves on his head, and two water grape-like eyes under the leaves, he actually winked at Suo Huan twice.

Suo Huan was in a good mood, blinked twice, and reminded: "Cow! The cow eats your hat! After finishing speaking, the lotus leaf was really taken away by the cow, revealing a bald scoop with a shiny sun. Everyone laughed, even the Hulie warriors who couldn't understand Chinese were happy, and Xiyou, who came back from shopping, saw this scene and found it interesting, so he took off the helmet of the samurai next to him and buckled it to the shepherd boy's bald head, "Take it, it can't eat this, don't herd cattle in the future, be a samurai." Looking back at Suo Huan.

What do people do to you? Sick! Suo Huan shook his face and put the curtain down, not wanting to deal with Xiyou at all. Xiyou didn't care, and threw a cage of crab roe buns into him from the window, "Miss Wanchun said you like this, you just bought it, while it's hot." Then he instructed Hagang to his face: "From now on you will drive for him." After finishing speaking, Ha Gang and Suo Huan both objected.

Ha Gang said: "I am a warrior who has been rewarded by the Khan, how can I be a chauffeur for a slut!" ”

"A fishy mouth, a horse smell, a stinky ugly man, who is rare!" Suo Huan couldn't hide his disgust.

Ha Gang Tianye's trip, the most interesting thing is foul language, Wen Crepe doesn't understand poetry, scolding has always been not afraid, hearing that Suo Huan dared to squeeze himself like this, he raised his thick eyebrows and was about to scold, but he didn't want to say a "" before he came out, and the rest was glared back by Xiyou Dumin. Suo Huan hated the two of them at a glance, he didn't need to beat the draft, he opened his mouth to be a clever dirty word, slang and renovation, and he didn't like a dog even if he said Ha Gang.

Ha Gang was suppressed by Xiyou, and he didn't dare to reply, so he jumped into the car angrily, threw up his long whip and drove the horse. Xiyou asked people to bring the mount, stepped up to accompany Suo Huan for a while, and asked, "Do you think he stinks or does he think he is ugly?" ”

"It's stinky, it's ugly, and it's rude."

Xiyou immediately patted Hagang: "Did you hear it, I will change it in the future." ”

"General, his appearance was born to his parents, and he can't change it. As for the smell," Ha Gang sneered: "He's clean, walking all the way through the desert, I think he dares to dislike anyone!" He craned his neck and turned back to the carriage and said: "Lao Tzu tells you, Hu Lie has nothing, it's just Ma Duo, running around in groups, you have to be unaccustomed to it - kick your legs, go to death!" ”

Xiyou seemed to be smiling, pretending to whip Ha Gang: "Don't be rude!" He chatted with Suo Huan again: "His name is Ha Gangmu, he loves horses like his life, he has slept with horses since he was a child, and he brushed them with his own hands. The strange man has strange skills, and the smell of horses on his body is the secret weapon of horse taming. ”

"As for the appearance, we prairie women love him, and he is strong enough, like a dodder and refuses to let go." Siyu teased him, "Don't you like it? After that, he laughed, and the surrounding people also laughed, a hot hint. Seeing that Xiyu Dumin was helping him speak, Ha Gangmu also felt that their general was deliberately teasing, and happily played a long whistle and sang loudly: "The golden sun is like her face!" ”

When the warriors heard this, they laughed wildly and roared, "The white clouds are like her! ”

"The moon on the horizon is her navel!"

"There is a spring under the umbilicus......"

Ha Gang waved his horsewhip and cranked, "Let me come!" Just as he was about to sing, he kicked him out of the car with a small stool and broke his head and bleed.

"Xiyou Dumin," Suo Huan stood at the front of the car and sneered, "I know you want to mess with me, but you don't have to be in such a hurry, there is still a long way to go." As the saying goes: you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. You haven't fulfilled your promise to greet me with wine and singing, and I haven't forgotten Lord Feng, and I don't have you in my heart. I'm a well-known spicy person, if I don't do it, I will make you lose both money and money! Now that I'm good, you give me the least respect, and after Hu Lie, I have done a few salutes, what should we do, now-take care of yourself, take care of your subordinates, don't mess with me, I'm annoying! ”

Ha Gangmu was helped up, his face was covered with blood, he covered his forehead and scolded, "The car is still driving, why is he so confused!" General, he ......"

Xiyou was also refuted by this move, and wanted to have a seizure but was worried, so he only shouted: "Shut up! "I hated the horse's belly so hard that I ran all the way to the front of the team as a guide.