"So, did you make it?"

Liu Eighteen's eyes flashed, and he asked lightly.

Mu Yuzhou smiled slightly, raised his hand and slowly combed his gray hair, and said proudly:

"According to my thoughts, it has been made, why do you think the authorities have locked up Lao Tzu until now?

I offered to trade this thing for freedom, but they refused, believing that labor and management were playing tricks again. ”

..................

When Mu Yuzhou and Liu Shibai were talking in a low voice, Lu Xiaolin, a lewd man who was squatting in the general's building, stared at the cigarette in Liu Shiba's hand with bright eyes, and interjected fiercely:

"Stinky boy, the prison food is delicious and difficult to make, in the future, be careful with Lao Tzu, if you stinky acquaintances, you will leave me a third later." ”

Liu Eighteen's eyes flashed, he turned his head with a smile, and ignored it, this guy Liu Eighteen planned to see what he was doing first?

Liu Eighteen thought for a while, then said to Mu Yuzhou:

"You go make a fire, I'll eat half of it later. ”

"Okay, it's a deal!"

When Mu Yuzhou heard this, he responded with a smile, and hurriedly took out a strand of rotten cotton wool from his pocket.

Then, carefully on the wall, he scraped a little lime powder with his fingernails and wrapped it in cotton wool, and then rubbed it into a cylindrical shape with his hands, and then, the wooden fishing boat raised his hand and said solemnly:

"Report to the third master, make a fire. ”

Tian Mingjian looked at Liu Eighteen when he heard this, a trace of strangeness flashed across his face, and he nodded lightly.

Seeing Tian Mingjian nodding, Mu Yuzhou hurriedly walked under the paving, picked up a pair of white-soled cloth shoes, and wiped the hard rubber soles of the cloth shoes with his sleeves.

Then, he put the kneaded cotton wool on the ground, put a glove into the shoe, and pressed the cotton wool to rub it vigorously.

Liu Shibai was dumbfounded, watching the wooden fishing boat move faster and faster, rubbing the shoe board desperately, and thought to himself:

"Is this drilling wood for fire or is it called: friction fire? Today, I really have a lot of knowledge, and I can come up with such a primitive method.

This guy is worthy of being a super liar, and he can make a perpetual motion machine, a mechanical awesome character that only has legends. ”

Fiercely, Mu Yuzhou stopped his hand, picked up the blackened cotton wool stick, ran to Liu Shiba's side and gently tore it in half, and said anxiously:

"Cigarettes come over and get ready to ...... Suck it!"

When Liu Shibai heard this, he hurriedly leaned over with a cigarette in his mouth, only to see the wooden fishing boat gently blowing two breaths on the torn cotton wool, and a trace of green smoke came out in an instant, and then a flame rose.

He took a sharp breath at the flames, and after a while, a burst of thick incense with a trace of green smoke spread between Liu Shibai's lips and teeth.

Maybe because he hadn't smoked for a few days, Liu Shibai took two puffs, felt a little dizzy, and handed the lit cigarette to Mu Yuzhou, and said with satisfaction:

"You smoke first, and I'll leave some later. ”

Mu Yuzhou took half of the cigarette and said happily:

"Thank you, little brother. ”

Liu Shibai sat there leisurely, savoring the aftertaste of the cigarette in his mouth, and found that in addition to himself and Mu Yuzhou, about four people sitting on the left were looking at Mu Yuzhou with envy.

These people "grunted" in their throats, and they couldn't wait to snatch the cigarette fart~ in Mu Yuzhou's hand.

At this time, Liu Shibai realized that the man in the prison cell was really unhappy.

In addition to making people lose weight, maybe it can also make people quit smoking?

If you go out and open a smoking cessation center like this, I don't know if it will work?

Looking back at the wooden fishing boat, Liu Shibai felt that his thinking couldn't keep up with the eyeballs.

The wooden fishing boat smoked and saw the smoke in it, but did not see the smoke that came out?

However, looking at the intoxicated look on the old man's face, it must not be a hole in the lobes of the lungs.

"Old man wood, hmm, you smoke and don't spit it out?"

Hearing Liu Shiba's doubts, Mu Yuzhou rolled his eyes, closed his eyes a little drunk, and had an endless aftertaste, shaking his head and saying:

"I can't bear to vomit, a puff of cigarette is too expensive, I swallowed it in my stomach. ”

Looking at the wooden fishing boat as if looking at a monster, Liu Shibai was speechless for a long time.

Could this be the life of the future?

Isn't this the rhythm of death?

It's just a cigarette, can you save so much? I put it in my backpack in dimensional space, and I have about a whole Great China.

Mu Yuzhou took a sharp puff again, handed a small half of the cigarette to Liu Shiba, and snorted:

"This is the number, it's the black prison, the things in it are expensive, not to mention cigarettes, even a needle can be sold for a sky-high price, do you know how much the two packs of cigarettes that the shemale threw in just now cost?"

Liu Shibamei took a puff of cigarette and learned to swallow it, but when she heard the word shemale, she was immediately choked with tears in her eyes.

Wiping the eye droppings that overflowed from the corners of his eyes with his hands, Liu Shibai frowned and said:

"How much? It can't be more expensive than gold, right?"

"Hmph, gold, are you afraid that you will flash your teeth if you talk too much?"

Mu Yuzhou snorted coldly, looked left and right, leaned towards Liu Shiba's ear, and said sneakily:

"The cigarettes here have to be exchanged for contributions. ”

"Contribution, what else can you contribute if you're locked up here?"

Liu Shiba's mouth curled and stared at the wooden fishing boat.

"Hehe, there are many things that can be contributed, such as letting you go out and teach soldiers how to kill, and teaching some special departments how to cheat.

In the next cell, there is a certain cow man, who teaches those male and female soldiers psychology, how to do the things of men and women, and how to deceive people.

Some time ago, there was an old thing who died unexpectedly, and it was said that he was treated very well in the black prison.

Because he was a physicist, he specialized in teaching some departments about artificial nuclear bombs, and the nuclear bombs he built were ten times more powerful than the same yield.

Uncle of our cell, do you know what he went out to teach? He taught those soldiers how to kill with their bare hands.

The second master teaches people to identify the strata and specializes in blowing up pits underground......

And these extremely extraordinary and precious skills, but they can only be exchanged for two packs of cigarettes, do you believe it or not?"

Mu Yuzhou's eyes bulged, and he whispered endlessly~ venting his dissatisfaction......

Liu Shibai tilted his head, dumbfounded, he really couldn't believe that this cigarette was so expensive, it was so expensive?

How can each of these skills be exchanged for cigarettes?

The Huaxia authorities really have a good ability to use this simple and effective method to squeeze out the oil, water and surplus value of these people?

When Liu 18 and Mu Yuzhou were chatting softly, Lu Xiaolin, a lewd man who was squatting in the General's Building, stared at the cigarette butt that had burned to the bottom in Liu 18's hand, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva in his throat.

This way, Xiaolin, with a hint of flattery and flattery, twisted Nini and said:

"That little brother, how about leaving me a mouthful? You're wasting this, I actually have a better way than this, to make sure you turn one cigarette into three.

How about it? Give me two puffs, and the next time you have a cigarette, I'll give you one to three, and you can give me two puffs, and the rest will be yours. ”

Liu Shibai was stunned when he heard this, although he couldn't tell whether this guy was pretending to be stupid or stunned, he couldn't help but be curious:

"Are you magical? In this way, you turn the cigarette fart~ strand in my hand into an unsmoked cigarette, and I will believe you. ”

The wooden fishing boat hides its face and laughs:

“......！”

When the lewd man Lu Xiaolin heard this, he was dumbfounded......

Isn't that embarrassing?

Empty gloves and white wolves can't do it?

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