85. Flower boat

In the evening of this day, Xiyou and Ha Gangmu put on the Central Plains costumes, the silk and satin of the Tuanshou pattern were straight, like two wealthy businessmen who were quite industrial, the two walked along the Li River and looked, there were many large flower boats floating quietly on the river, and occasionally there were some small boats that swayed over, and the boat lady asked people if they wanted to go up. Ha Gangmu said in a weird tone of yin and yang: "Tianye man is so fucking able to enjoy it." He also asked Xiyou where he was going to hide from Yicheng's eyes.

Xiyou took out a jingling golden jade and said, "Nanfeng Pavilion." Ha Gang was tired of hearing the jingling sound, and complained: "The general has always brought women's things recently, doesn't he want to accept a third lady in Tianye?" ”

Xiyou laughed when he heard this, and handed Bu Shao to Ha Gang, "This is really a man's thing!" ”

Ha Gangmu held it up and looked closely, it seemed that Zhuo Luo's sick seedling tribute to the straw bag emperor, this shape is also recognized, the hairpin head looked back at the dragon, and spit out nine gold and jade rings, which are interlocking, representing the respect of the ninety-five and the like. The shape has been decided, it should not be given to others, although the appearance is not as complicated as the women's hairpin, in the end it cannot be inserted on the man's head, so it is just a useless thing to enjoy.

"What kind of intentions does Zhuo Luo have, to give a waste to the emperor, according to their Tianye people's thoughts, isn't this sarcastic that the emperor is empty and practically useless?" Ha Gang has recently been taught by Huo Huoer, and he knows Tianye's false etiquette very well.

Xiyou didn't know that this was a tribute, it turned out that Ha Gangmu was reckless and reckless, and on the day of the court meeting, he heard that Zhuo Luo had a gift, and a pair of eyes couldn't help but stare at it, and he just saw it. Xiyou heard Ha Gang explain the reason, so he smiled and said: "It doesn't matter what Zhuo Luo's intentions are, what matters is the intentions of Prime Minister Tianye and the emperor, do you still remember the day of the imperial banquet in Zichen Palace?" It is said that the emperor was naïve and sent a woman's things to humiliate him, perhaps this time the emperor made another mistake - of course, it may also be that the prime minister swallowed things privately, in short, the relationship between the emperor and the prime minister is as bad as this, and it is rare, we just sit on the mountain and watch the tiger fight. But I wondered in my heart, the prime minister's things were in the hands of that person, what was their relationship?

The general visited the Prime Minister's Mansion at night, and this thing was obtained in the Prime Minister's Mansion? Ha Gangmu counted the days, and the time coincided. It's a matter of planning, the two of them are no longer deep, changed the gossip to chat, the famous mountains and rivers, the imperial capital weather, all the way to talk about stopping and stopping along the river bank, turning a few corners, came to the foot of a tall archway, when looking up, only to see the head of the four handsome Yinwen:

Southerly winds transit

The two pillars below each are inscribed:

The red dust is hard to break, and he will see the old things for a while

Cuilu is easy to disperse, and the fifth watch is bright and the night is shallow

The word is sparse and symmetrical, such as raindrops falling in front of the eaves. Behind the archway, a majestic courtyard, through the dense flowers and trees, faintly visible many Qionglou flying pavilions, gathering sharp pavilions. Xiyou and Ha Gang are like falling into a dream, how can they be a few steps away and suddenly become another world? Look again, there is a big plaque hanging under the gate tower of the eaves and feet, the three words of "Nanfeng Pavilion" are ancient and steady, eye-catching very, a pair of towering stone lions by the door, a row of burly men with forked hands staring at the left and right, carrying a long stick, mighty as King Kong. As soon as Xiyou was about to go up, the leader turned sideways and arched his hand, shouting in the air: "Distinguished guests come to the door, begging forgive and can't greet them!" There is still one hour before it opens, so please go elsewhere first! ”

Xiyou and Ha Gang ate the closed door, and they were not discouraged, so they quit, hired a flower boat, and ate a few glasses of flower wine temporarily. I didn't say anything about the skills, but Xiyu just didn't think it was as evocative as the casual humming he heard that night.

Because Ha Gang was dissatisfied with the guards of the other party, he complained a few words in his mouth, and the boat lady covered her mouth and smiled: "The two ministers are outsiders, of course I don't know, Nanfeng Pavilion is the best at taking Qiao, and the brothel next to it is a guest, and it also picks people, if you don't follow its set of rules, it will make a big fuss, no matter what character you are, you will be forked out of the door - it's no wonder, everyone has face, and the little man has never been reluctant to say three words, and the world's best Lang Guan'er is all in it." ”

The old mother serving next to her felt that the little lady's speech was too restrained, not enough to say what to do, so she stretched her neck and added: "Yes, yes, if the ministers come earlier, they will be able to catch up with the day when they will go together this year." Hey, that scene is spectacular, like a bunch of gods suddenly descending! Which of the flower boats on the Li River in these more than ten miles does not come over? Which delicate woman doesn't stick out her head? Even we, the most handsome girl on the water, are jealous, hateful, envious and loving. The good sentence that our girl just sang, 'Flowers gradually become charming', isn't that the scene like that! The men raised in the gate courtyard are different, all of them are like boys, and they love to be evil! Love! It's not like us, it's pitiful to keep a boat floating around, in the wind and rain—" Sigh pretendedly.

The boat lady scolded with a smile: "Mom is too unreasonable, there are friends from afar, it's very happy, don't chew some of them." ”

Ha Gangmu looked dazed, but Xiyou understood, and said to the two of them: "Just hot wine and singing, the reward is indispensable for you." ”

"If the prime minister says so, please get off the boat!" The boat lady was slightly stunned, "I can hear that you are from the north, although the slave family is a woman in the dust, but also a woman in the dust of Tianye, is it so spineless, shy to ask for the reward of outsiders?" ”

Ha Gang was stunned when he heard this, and said to Xiyou in his hometown: "How can the boat lady have such backbone, she must have deliberately made this solemn appearance to deceive us, so as to squeeze more money!" He turned his head and slapped the table, pointing to the table full of wine and food, "You are Tianye's boat lady?" Good! You might as well be a host and invite us to these blankets! I wish to stop, I don't want to break the backbone of your Tianye! ”

The boat lady sneered: "What's so difficult about this? He immediately instructed the old mother, who was drinking hot, "Mother go and fetch the best wine, for the people on the grassland are not accustomed to drinking sweet rice wine, and everything is recorded in my account." ”

Hagangmu felt humiliated and was about to get angry, but was stopped by Xiyou. Xiyou Dumin bowed slightly to the boat lady: "Guidong is generous, and I will not give up." The two sat opposite each other and had a good conversation. When he was young, Xiyou said: "I heard that there is a Suo Huan in Nanfeng Pavilion, does the girl know about him?" ”

"He, who doesn't know him!" Unlike the previous Heyue, the boat lady's eyes fluttered, revealing a little contempt: "Could it be that his 'good' reputation has spread to the outside of the Saiwai?" It's a pity that the fathers are slow and late. At the end of last autumn, Suo Huan poisoned the death officer, and he had already been brought to justice on the street. ”

Righteous on the street? This is much more than Xiyou expected, there must be a hidden secret, he wants to ask clearly, but the boat lady doesn't know much, and between her expressions and words, she seems to hate this person, and she doesn't want to mention it, but the old woman talks a lot, and she says a lot of lace rumors like jumping beans, but it is a ghost and a nightmare, and it can't be believed. Only one thing is slightly more believable -

She patted her chest and said: "The old body has been floating on the Li River for most of his life, and I have to ask me about the things around me for decades - that monster, ouch, it's not me who I said, where is the goblin he is now!" That dignified face, a nest of messy hair with big peony flowers inserted horizontally, two lumps of red rouge on the face are only better than the monkey's buttocks, thin like a hemp pole, and I think that no one in the world is more beautiful than him, and when he sees someone, he scratches his head and behaves coquettishly. As for him, he also has something wrong with his brain, otherwise how could he have delusionally wanted to enter the South Wind Pavilion? If you don't sprinkle spicy urine, you don't deserve to pour a night pot for Nanfeng Pavilion!

The bitter people laughed at him and said: 'The Li River has no cover, if I were you, you will jump down, so as not to live in the world to shame the skin of my ancestors of eight generations', 'The tree does not have skin, it will surely die, people are shameless, and the world is invincible.'" Where do you still need to powder your two-skin face, it's already very thick, come and let me cone it, oops, I can't do it, the awl is going to break'.

- Who knew that the more he laughed, the more serious he became, that was what the old man saw with his own eyes, on a hot day, the brazier on his head was so sunburned that the wicker was dry, he knelt and kowtowed outside the Nanfeng Pavilion, begging the boss to accept him. Tsk, for four months in a row, rain or shine, the injury on the head has never been better, even the people who were laughing were moved by compassion, and they all said that Nanfeng Pavilion was too unhuman, so they took him in, and it was okay to be a little boy - the boss of Nanfeng Pavilion was forced to accept him, who knew that he had received a cash cow! I saw it once the year before last, my mother-in-law, amazing, shaking from one end to the other, the men's saliva flowed, which made the water of the Li River rise by eight inches!! ”

This is too vulgar and too cola, Ha Gangmu listened to it very well, laughed more than once, Xiyou only laughed without saying a word, the boat lady added a glass of wine, and said: "Old mother, moisten your throat, it will make people laugh." I've been floating on the river for so long, and I've never heard him have such an embarrassing past, but I know that my mother made it up—if there were, wouldn't it have been spread as a joke earlier? ”

Mom's old face flushed, and she laughed a few times before telling the truth. It turned out that Suo Huan didn't call this name when he was a wild prostitute, but later it changed so much that even people who had seen him didn't dare to recognize him, and it was someone else, plus Nanfeng Pavilion deliberately concealed his past price drop, and outsiders didn't know that the two were actually one person.

This old mother was lucky, and occasionally heard a carefree call for her son, and her docile attitude touched the memories of the past, and when she looked at it, she felt that the outline of the facial features of the two seemed familiar, so she tentatively called his old name, and sure enough, she turned her head, was stunned, and then showed a cold look, and gave the seal silver, so that she was not allowed to reveal half a word to others.

"You mother-in-law is not kind, since you accept other people's money, you should keep your mouth shut, how to turn over old things to play treasure." Siyudu Min said.

"Isn't this what the ministers are asking?" Mom waved her hand and argued: "He's just afraid that it's too embarrassing to turn over the old things, and now that everyone is dead, where can anyone be lost?" It is expected that he will be reincarnated as another person early, and he will forget all about the past, so he doesn't need to care about this! - Oh, I just hope that you don't become a bad evil again, and do it for the sake of harming one party, Amitabha! ”

Ha Gangmu listened to it, and scared her: "It is said that this life is the root of evil, and it should not be reincarnated, so I will come to you tonight to settle accounts." ”

The old mother was so frightened that her face was like gold paper: how could she forget this! There was a shout at the moment, and the two old eyes swept around, as if "it" was around.