Chapter 446: Toilet Adventure
"Wow! This son, you have gone wrong, that is a convenient place for women! The old aunt who was sweeping the yard saw a big man rushing straight to the women's toilet, and her heart was broken, so she hurriedly reminded her. At the same time, I couldn't help muttering in my heart: "Look at the dress of this well-dressed son of a well-dressed family, I didn't expect to be illiterate, there is no distinction between men and women, even my old woman is not as good." ”
The young man was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and his face turned red, and he looked at the female characters on the wall of the small room and hesitated.
When the old aunt saw that he was standing at the door of the women's toilet and didn't leave, she was immediately annoyed, so she walked over with a big broom, and said in her heart that if he was a disciple, I would come to the broom first, and then call someone to arrest and see the official. Lord Hua Xin, the county magistrate, is a good official, and you kid has to clean up even if he is a member of the Shi clan.
"Boy, what are you going to do! Just a big sister entered, is it possible that you are going to do evil! The old aunt walked over, and it was inevitable that she would panic when she said this.
The young man was even more panicked, he subconsciously looked at his dress, looked at the men's toilet next door with frightened eyes, and blurted out: "This old man, did someone go in there just now?" ”
The old aunt said that you are insane, right? You go to the men's toilet with a big man, and you don't care if there's anyone inside. However, the aunt only found that the young man had a sword at his waist, and she was afraid that he would do evil, so she panicked and said, "No one, you can go quickly." ”
The young man gritted his teeth, saw the panicked appearance of the aunt and was afraid that something would happen later, so he said: "I was dazzled by the mistake just now, thank you for the old man's reminder, forgive me!" So, he took the plunge and went into the men's bathroom. Seeing that there was a door, he breathed a sigh of relief, and closed the door to facilitate his going.
The old lady apologized when she saw him. He was also relieved, so he stayed away from here and continued his work.
When Qin Feng came here. only saw one ending, and he couldn't guess that the process was so unbelievable. He looked left and right. Naturally, I looked to the men's bathroom. In ancient times, the toilet was simple, and the smell was naturally inevitable, but Qin Feng was born a poor boy and didn't care about it. If it was Cao Cao and the others, who would go to the toilet outside! The concubines in the big house are serving and sitting on the golden toilet, just like the Heshen in Liu Luo's pot.
The toilet door was closed, Qin Feng tried to pull it but didn't open it, and the internal urgency inevitably caught fire, and he was immediately annoyed. What the heart says about the situation! Such a big toilet, do you think it's a single room! So as soon as he exerted his strength, the wooden door was also in disrepair, and the wooden bolt fell off.
So, Qin Feng walked in.
"Wow!"
A scream startled Qin Feng, who had just entered. He looked quickly, and saw a young man in a panic, squatting in a pit. After a little recollection, he recognized from his clothes that it was the young man who had just twisted his butt and walked.
The young man saw Qin Feng break in. His face turned pale in shock, and he said that he was going to get up and draw his sword, but suddenly found that his pants had been taken off. It's a matter of getting up. But it's all gone. So, he could only protect his exposed buttocks and exclaimed, "Get out." Give this little ...... Get out! ”
It's okay if he doesn't scold, this scolding. Qin Feng was also angry and scolded: "Bastard boy." You're funny in the head. So he didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, so he unbuttoned his pants and pulled out the birds. At this time, the wooden jade pendant on his waist swayed aside.
This wooden jade pendant is an ornament that he uses to remind himself at all times not to indulge in wealth and glory in luxury. So, he carefully put away the wooden jade pendant, and then urinated.
"Ahh When the young man saw the "big bird", he let out a more terrible scream than before, and he got up halfway up and hurriedly squatted down, shouting, "Get out, you can't ...... in front of me again." ”
The toilet is convenient, and it is very common for more than a dozen identical people to scream, but this young man is screaming like this, which makes Qin Feng very angry. Everybody's a man, what the is going on! Qin Feng originally said that he would teach him a lesson, but this young man was squatting in the pit, which was really "inconvenient" to teach him.
So Qin Feng didn't pay attention to it, but walked two steps, took out the big bird in front of the young man, and began to release the water. At the same time, he was very dissatisfied and said: "You are a man who is afraid of a ball, not my northern man!" ”
"Wow!" The big bird was so close that the young man almost fainted, and he clutched his hips, his eyes closed, and his face flushed with humiliation. In a fit of rage, he wanted to stab Qin Feng to death with a sword, but he couldn't get up. The sound of gurgling and urinating into the tank made him suffer.
Qin Feng shook the bird, lifted his pants, and saw the appearance of the young man protecting his flesh and skin, and suddenly remembered some eccentric people in later generations. said disdainfully: "Such a temperament, being a man in vain, losing the face of his ancestors." ”
"I'm going to kill you, kill you!" The young man's reaction was very fierce, and the phoenix stared at Qin Feng with tears in his eyes, as if he had been defiled by him.
Qin Feng shuddered from being frightened by this resentful look, "Neurotic!" He hurriedly fastened his pants and turned away.
"I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you, woo woo woo ......."
There was a cry of silver bells behind him, and a man let out a woman's cry, which made Qin Feng as disgusted as a fly, and he was creepy, and hurriedly sped up his steps to leave.
After he was gone, the young man hurriedly lifted his trousers and ran out with his sword. However, Qin Feng's shadow could no longer be found, his mouth was full of silver teeth, his face was more handsome than Pan An's distorted, and the scabbard crackled in his clenched hand, "It must be a diner at the restaurant, you must find out and kill him!" So the young man took up his sword and chased after him.
It is said that Qin Feng returned to the restaurant, and at this moment, the elegant seats on the second floor were full, and the sound of wine came and went, which couldn't help but remind him of the popular restaurant in the future.
At this moment, a voice from a private room caught his attention.
"The boss found a big fat sheep this time, and I heard that it was ...... from Xuzhou, which is rich in the world."
"Made, these hateful Qin troops, what other militia joint defense. Fortunately, there are more people coming and going, otherwise we would have starved to death ....... "Without further ado, let's rush over. After making this ticket, I can be comfortable for half a year....... “
Qin Feng was shocked, and when he heard these words, he knew that he had encountered a robber from the rivers and lakes. "It seems that his rule is not completely peaceful...... However, Qin Feng also knows that even in the next generation, it is impossible to achieve zero crime, and the most important thing is to fight crime as soon as possible.
He saw three hideous men come out of the private room, each with a weapon, and hurriedly avoided the side. After the three left. Qin Feng immediately returned to the room and said in a deep voice, "Zhang Ping." There are thieves in this place, and they quickly follow the prime minister to arrest them. ”
"No!"
And so. Qin Feng took the tiger guards downstairs, and after settling the bill, he asked the direction in which the three of them left, and chased them all the way.
As soon as he walked with his front foot, the young man came to the hall with his back foot, grabbed Xiao Er angrily, and said, "Have you ever seen a man, more than seven feet tall, wearing a purple and brown robe......
"It's ......." Xiao Er was clamped. He felt that it was difficult to breathe, and hurriedly said: "Uncle, there are many masters of large families who come to us to climb the tall building, and the outfit you are talking about is the most orthodox costume, villain...... The villain can't tell! ”
After thinking about it, the young man said, "He has a wooden jade pendant!" ”
Xiao Er suddenly realized that Qin Feng had revealed a jade pendant when he paid the bill just now, because it was wooden. couldn't help but make Xiao Er mutter, saying in his heart that such a noble lord actually brought a wooden one, which is really strange.
Xiao Er hurriedly said, "Uncle let go." The man looked to Simon. ”
"Bring my son's horse quickly!" The young man said as he threw out a golden bean.
Xiao Er was originally very angry, but when he saw Jin Douzi, he smiled. Hurriedly said: "Immediately, this is coming!" He ran to the backyard with a puff of smoke. The heart said that this son looks pink and tender, and his hand strength is really big enough. For the sake of this golden bean. Ben Xiaoer also wants to add some ingredients to your Mali.
So, Xiao Er found croton and fed a few of the young man's horses, which led him out.
The young man was so anxious that he rode his horse and chased after him.
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Outside the city, on the way down in the wilderness.
Qin Feng took Zhang Ping and Huwei to stop the three evil men, and the passers-by around them hurriedly scattered.
"Hahaha......!" The leader laughed on his horse and said to his companions, "Usually we rob others, but today someone finally comes to rob our brother." “
The other two also laughed, even though there were three more opponents, they were not afraid.
Qin Feng sneered: "There are many people on the road, ...... talk about the grove." “
"Hey, it's really like this! Just what I wanted! The leader laughed.
So, in the confrontation, the nine entered the grove.
The first strike is strong, and after entering the forest, Qin Feng immediately shouted: "Do it!" “
"Ha, little bunnies, let you know the methods of grandfathers!" The leader of the big man was not afraid, and took the two brothers to meet him.
Zhang Ping's five people, all of whom had the courage of generals, put these three thieves who licked blood with knives to the ground.
Only then did the three of them know that they had encountered a hard stubble, and the person at the head immediately shouted: "A good man spares his life, we are all mixed on the road, our boss Du Yuan is a heroic man in the rivers and lakes, have you ever heard of a hero?" "Du Yuan?" Qin Feng couldn't remember it for a while when he heard how this name was so familiar.
He didn't think much about it, so he ordered Zhang Ping to take the three people into the depths of the forest to extract confessions. So, after screaming a stick of incense, Zhang Ping fed back the news.
It turned out that this Du Yuan was a yellow turban a few years ago, escaped with his life in the war, and when Qin Feng occupied the census of the north, he regained a regular household registration, and now lives in the wind forest shop outside the Qinghe River. In the past two years, he took out the property buried during the previous Yellow Turban, and claimed to have made a fortune in business.
Du Yuan became a big landlord in the wind forest, and he was very friendly to the villagers because he was afraid that someone would dig out the identity of the yellow turban thief. He was called an enlightened landlord and a good man. However, he did some things behind his back to maintain his luxurious life.
"A wolf in sheep's clothing!" Qin Feng hated this kind of people the most.
Zhang Ping said: "Lord, this Du Yuan has dozens of subordinates, who are scattered around on weekdays, and they gather together when they commit murder. This time, he found a convoy and gathered his men to prepare for the robbery. He continued: "I heard the man say that he usually goes to distant places to rob. Because this time it is said to be the team of the richest man in Xuzhou, Mi Jia, I really want to send a girl to participate in the queen selection. Du Yuan was afraid of changes, so after getting the news, he had to do it immediately. “
"Mi family, beauty pageant! Mrs. Mi! "Qin Feng came to the next generation, and he immediately thought of some things. He hurriedly asked, "Have you asked about the time and place?" ”
Zhang Ping immediately said: "It's already clear, it's in Huangshigang fifteen miles from here." Look at the sky, you should do it at this hour! Did the lord contact General Xu Chu immediately? ”
Qin Feng's heart said badly, and the future generation of Zhenlie's Mrs. Mi will suffer. (To be continued......)