114th Century Weddings in Full Gear (4th Subscription Commuter Pass)
As the eighth day of the ninth month of September is approaching, Su Mansion has officially entered the festive mode, and the house began to be lit up, and Su Dingfang began to receive premarital education without going out of the door, such as how to cave the house, how to cave the house, and how to cave the house, etc., Suning also began to receive education, such as how to block sticks, knives, and stones for Su Dingfang......
His sister's! Did people in the Tang Dynasty get married for human lives? Nima! The bride's maiden friends almost all have a weapon, and when they see the groom coming, they will catch the groom and the best man, mainly or the best man attack, the best man not only can not fight back, but also have enough courage to meet it, and prepare enough red envelopes to bribe these little ancestors......
Suning suddenly began to imagine that scene - a group of fierce ladies with sticks rushed out of the gate of the woman's house, and they beat people when they saw them, especially when they saw the groom's official crackling and beating, the lady in charge also shouted while beating: "The son-in-law is a woman's dog, don't ask if you kill him!" ”
At this time, Suning was about to appear on the stage, fully armed and guarding in front of Su Dingfang, overcoming obstacles all the way to protect Su Dingfang's safety...... Having said that, at this time, the groom can take a large group of strong men to protect himself, but at this time, these strong men will not pay attention to how miserable the groom is, and will only stand aside hahadaxiao and cheer for him by the way, the groom can only beg for mercy everywhere, and the only one who can help Su Dingfang is Suning......
People also know where to beat the groom's official is not good, so they have eyesight, and they beat the best man hard, especially some bear children who don't know the severity. The experienced person who gave Suning a lesson also said that at a wedding he once attended, a bear child knocked out the best man directly. The zuihou groom was almost knocked unconscious, too, so let's do it. The best man's armament is to be ready.
Suning suddenly felt extremely depressed, it turned out to be so ruthless!
Having said that, Suning still has to accept this tragic fate, although as the chief director of the wedding, the commander-in-chief is Su Xiaomei, so Suning can go on when she is ready, it doesn't matter if she dies or not, Su Xiaomei has rehearsed several times and is familiar with the whole process. In addition to Su Dingfang's strong man group in addition to a strong man friend in his army, because of Suning's joining, Changsun Chong, Li Zhen, and Li Boyao also joined the ranks, of course, they came under the guise of watching the excitement, and there was no danger to their lives.
In addition to the addition of the two Xiao Li and the eldest grandson Chong in the strong man group, there are also two muscular men who have joined, Cheng Chumo, the eldest son of Cheng Yanjin's goblin, and Yu Chi Baolin, the eldest son of Wei Chi Gong's black object, the invitation of these two families was still sent by Suning himself. After all, he is a prince and a distinguished guest, and he needs to be invited in person, which is also what Qin Qiong meant. Qin Qiong also faintly pointed out the extraordinaryness of these two guys, meaning that Suning couldn't understand it better.
One of these two guys pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger, and the other is a real pig. But whether it is an old fox who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger or a real pig, they all live to zuihou. Lived to the death of Li Erbixia Immortal, no matter what time it was. They are also very safe or, the royal family has died a large number of people, but they are still alive, Li Zhi did it to his uncle, to his brother, to the minister, but not to these two guys, by the way, and Li Shiji.
So Suning also went, Qin Qiong can already be regarded as a family with herself, the so-called family doesn't talk about two families, will Qin Qiong still harm herself? Suning believed in Qin Qiong's vision very much, so he went in person, it didn't matter if he went, they also showed extraordinary enthusiasm and stuffed their eldest son.
Although Cheng Chumo is not as demonic as Cheng Biting Jin, he is also a person who is not stupid with a melon head, and he is also quite familiar, and he is also very funny when he talks, Suning likes him very much, as for Yu Chi Baolin, he is a stupid big man, stupid and cute, but haode is, he has no intention of harming people, he will not harm people, so it is said that fools have stupid blessings, Yu Chi Gong is like this, Yu Chi Baolin is also like this, a stupid family, but they live better than those foxes, so it is rare to be confused.
The addition of Cheng Chumo, a self-familiar man, and Yu Chi Baolin, a muscular man, did not make Suning and his friends feel anything unpleasant, after all, they are also children of the army, they are all from the same faction, and there is nothing wrong with each other, so they naturally accepted it, and everyone made friends, and they became familiar with each other a lot during the rehearsal.
Su Dingfang's wedding day is approaching day by day, Suning feels that he is becoming more and more tragic, and his whole body is filled with a tragic atmosphere, Su Dingfang has become a little childish like a rejuvenation, and he is shy, these days are very nervous, Qin Qiong will not allow Qin Ziyue to leave the house when there are still three days before the wedding, even if he left the house, do you want to even complete the groom's marriage at home? Joke!
So Qin Ziyue ran home shyly, and before leaving, she took Su Dingfang's hand and whispered for a while, and Suning was unhappy for a while, Nima, you show affection, the old man is going to be beaten, is this a big deal! However, Suning was not completely unprepared, for example, he picked up a treasure from someone who came to him - a helmet-like thing made of bamboo and rattan, called a bamboo rattan helmet, which was very thick, and the stick would not hurt his head when hit on it.
There is also soft armor, wearing a loose dress outside, and wearing soft armor inside the clothes, this soft armor is still sent by Cheng Biting Jin, it is said that this is the equipment he used when he participated in Qin Qiong's wedding, which is quite easy to use, when Qin Qiong got married, it was lively, and Qin Qiong has many friends, knows a lot of people, and everyone has three religions and nine streams, as the best man Cheng Biting Jin deliberately inquired in advance, not to mention others, even those ladies are also aunts and grandmothers with high force value, so I am worried that I will be killed, Cheng Yanjin prepared this soft armor and successfully survived that day.
For Cheng Yanjin's kindness, Suning is quite grateful, with this soft armor and thick bamboo helmet, Suning feels that he should be able to carry that day, but wearing it like this is suspected of attracting firepower, seeing himself dressed like this, he must have all the firepower of others coming at him, if this is not a good pattern, it will be a group fight, and then Su Dingfang smiled.
But no matter what. His eldest brother is quite good to himself. Suning also wants to repay Su Dingfang! This is considered a reward, no matter what. Suning also had to protect Su Dingfang until he dragged Qin Ziyue into the cave room to correct the law on the spot! In fact, with a loose dress on the outside and a big tall hat on his head, people can't see it, right?
Having said that, this Tang Dynasty marriage also needs poetic participation, such as when the battle to welcome the marriage comes to the door of the woman's house, you need to come to an open door poem, otherwise the door of the woman's house will be closed, and this poem does not need to be anything. It's good to have a little bit, people aren't really playing with you, where can the big bosses in the army chant poetry against it? If you really can't read the poem, you won't let the groom marry, what is it?
But Suning is not afraid, when Su Dingfang came to Suning to discuss this issue, Suning smiled indifferently, hehe, is this a problem? Open door poem? Isn't it just a poem for relatives? Is it hard? The magic machine is in hand, and it is easy to come by. It's absolutely easy to use, Suning will come up with some big moves from online wholesale, which is enough to deal with this scene.
For example, when the hypnotic poem is made-up, it is necessary to have a relationship between the two for a long time. And in the morning and twilight, those who can definitely be ashamed of blocking the door and doing good deeds are ashamed, and they are definitely a killer move. The rest, it depends on Su Dingfang's.
In addition, Suning also learned that it was in the Tang Dynasty. There is a very common phenomenon that if the woman is married and the family is richer and more shili than the man. Or the man's family is not in the place where the marriage is held, and the whole wedding is held in the woman's house. Even for a long time after getting married, the young couple also lived in a woman's house, this phenomenon is taken for granted by everyone, not the kind of "door-to-door son-in-law" who is looked down upon, for Qin Qiong's question, Suning directly refused, joking, although the title is not comparable, but a family with two sons, an earl and a marquis, it can be regarded as a big family in any case.
The night before the wedding, Su Dingfang spent time in Suning's room, and he and Suning sat down to discuss some profound philosophical questions about life, and some questions about life and death......
"Erlang, you say, is this thing easy?"
"Big brother, I'm not married, how do I know? Didn't all those people tell you? ”
"Erlang, you say, is this thing true? How do I feel like I'm dreaming? ”
"Big brother, don't worry, those ladies will wake you up at that time, of course it will hurt a little, but it doesn't matter, it's just one for the rest of your life, eh, once."
"Erlang, you say, let's do this, will Ziyue be satisfied?"
"Brother, you have to ask my sister-in-law, how do I know? But from what I know about my sister-in-law, my sister-in-law is a good person and will not embarrass us. ”
"Erlang, what do you say......"
Suning fell directly on the bed and ignored Su Dingfang, everything Su Dingfang said to Suning in the past few months was not as much as what he said this night, is this premarital fear and anxiety syndrome? Also in ancient times? However, it is still relatively reliable for this to happen to Su Dingfang, after all, he is a thirty-eight-year-old virgin, and in this era, his son is going to be a daughter-in-law, and he should be a grandfather in a few years, but Su Dingfang is really rare.
So it's not difficult to understand, Zuihou's one-day single life, Zuihou a single night, although there was no flying chess, Suning still chose to bring a pot of old wine, and ordered the cook to cook some food to block Su Dingfang's mouth, which can be regarded as spending his single night with him, and drawing an end to his thirty-eight years of single life.
Before dawn on the second day, Su Fu woke up, as the groom's official, Su Dingfang wore a crimson official uniform, which can be regarded as a well-dressed talent, and quite a bit majestic, people look good, they look good in everything, when they got married in the Tang Dynasty, women wore green, men wore crimson, the so-called red men and green women came from this, women wore a green hairpin dress to welcome their grooms.
Su Dingfang is wearing a majestic style, but Suning is wearing a very thick one, last night Changsun Chong and the other five people did not leave, and the strong man group did not leave, they all slept in Su Mansion and waited for today's event, so a vote of scum helped Suning put on the soft armor, tie the clothes, and put a bamboo helmet inside the top hat and was fully armed, and he smiled and wished Suning safe and sound, Li Zhen, the scumbag, also said that he would ask Suning to be the best man at his wedding......
The family is lively and noisy tossing, to welcome the bride is to the sun after the west, although the Tang Dynasty has a curfew system, after the second watch day 38 main roads can not be people, but marriage exceptions, weddings, "faint" ceremony! Therefore, it is possible to make an exception without following the curfew, as long as permission is obtained, the Tang Dynasty encouraged marriage and childbirth, and when you get married, you can wear more noble clothes, not to mention ancient rites? This is for Suning's family, soeasy said. (To be continued......)