Sister-in-law Xu is also a legendary woman, a native of Putai County, Binzhou, Shandong, and the hometown of Tang Sai'er, the leader of the White Lotus Uprising.

She is a female artist who really walks the rivers and lakes to run the circus, can ride a horse without a saddle and walk on the ground, can upside down a dragonfly to hide flowers at the bottom, and can pull a bow and shoot arrows through the poplar in a hundred steps.

When the Xu family was in Beiping, Xu's sister-in-law's circus team performed in Hebei, three days at the big wharf and one day at the small wharf.

The government's arrest received the news early on, and the net was spread on all sides, and the entire circus troupe was wiped out. Later, when the government sold the women in the troupe, when she was parading the streets of Beiping City, Zhang Sloppy fell in love with Xu's sister-in-law at a glance and bought it home for twenty taels of silver.

Sister-in-law Xu is quite beautiful, slender and plump, a little heroic, and is used to traveling all over the world, so she especially likes to hang out. She is particularly eye-catching, she speaks heartily without scruples between men and women, and men and women like to talk to her for a while.

Xu Sloppy ancestor was the confidant of the old lady, his parents died early, the old lady took pity on him, and developed an idle second-class young master. I am a sauerkraut jar, all the men who come to his house, regardless of age, seniority, good or bad character, relatives and distances, he is regarded as a sworn enemy who comes to pick flowers and steal grass, even Xu Hao is no exception, as his number one enemy.

Soon Xu's sister-in-law was grounded at home, and Xu was sloppy and didn't let her go out.

In the first few years, Xu was sloppy in charge of the vegetable garden, and he had a lot of free time, and every day he would sit on the vat in the yard, with a fierce light in his eyes as if he was facing a great enemy, and his murderous face was full of idlers who were not allowed to enter, so noisy that even a male cat and dog did not dare to enter his door.

Even women don't want to come to the door, otherwise they seem to be treated as a woman by Xu Sloppy, because they are snubbed in front of the door. Sister-in-law Xu was like a caged bird unaccompanied, and she couldn't bear it, so she sat on the kang head and patted the kang mat and scolded the man, cursing him when she scolded him enough.

scolded Xu for being sloppy and eating stones, choking on his throat when he drank water, getting lice all over his body when he didn't leave the house, a mad dog biting his feet and neck when he went out of the house, being hooked by a female ghost in the wilderness, driving the car over and turning over the car pad the wheel, and hailstones from the sky smashed the skull. And so on.

In this regard, Xu was sloppy but not anxious or annoyed, just as a deaf ear, what he was most afraid of at that time was a few young masters, one in and one out of a circle, and he could definitely seduce away the soul of his daughter-in-law.

In fact, although Sister-in-law Xu attracted bees and butterflies, she didn't want to hook up with any men, she often mocked each other and was just addicted, only allowed them to move, not allowed them to do anything, and no one touched them. is like Wang Xuanhong, who likes to fan the flames the most, watching men fight for her and be jealous of dog-eat-dog-dog.

Xu Sloppy has been so careful and guarded against the few young masters who are guarding his own house, which has been very effective over the years. The old lady said hello to Xu Hao for him. Xu Hao instead warned the men of the Xu family, so no one dared to worry about Sister-in-law Xu, in fact, it was not a natural beauty, at most it was a unique style.

It's been a long time. The older sister-in-law Xu gradually lost her attractiveness, and whoever is full will find herself uncomfortable.

The problem is really uncomfortable, and last year I took advantage of the sloppy loophole of Xu who was gradually careless. secretly crossed Chen Cang.

This person's name is Zhang Zhe, and he is a side descendant of the Zhang family and a cousin of Zhang Fu. Since childhood, he likes to slander monks and slander the Tao, and his behavior is perverse, which is a big monster of the Zhang family.

Zhang Zhe was born to a girl in the room, just out of the full moon birth mother was poisoned by his wife, less than three years old, his wife died of a violent illness, his father Wang Kun married a young and beautiful official lady to fill the house, the first child gave birth to a pair of baby sons.

Since then, Zhang Zhe, who is the eldest young master, has not only been abused by his stepmother, but also disgusted by his father, and has grown up in cold and white eyes since he was a child. However, because of his cleverness in studying, he was admitted to the Beiping government-run academy, who knew that he was cynical, scolding Confucius for being raised by a girl, his father was a wicked man who was rich and unkind, the official was a dog official, the monk was bald, the Taoist priest was a miscellaneous hair, and all his classmates were villains who tended to be inflammatory.

Not only did he scold endlessly in the school, but he also ran to the downtown area to scold the streets, which annoyed the relevant officials, revoked his fame, and expelled him from the academy.

Zhang Zhe, who didn't care, walked out of the gate with his chest and luggage, and the four catchers had been waiting for a long time, bringing a ten-pound wooden flail and escorting him to the government for a good beating, he was a boiled duck with rotten skin and not soft mouth, and he still scolded his ancestors in prison, and he was released until the day Zhu Gaochi ascended the throne.

Unkempt took a grain ship into Beijing, Wang Kun did not recognize him as a son, his daughter-in-law was the niece of his stepmother, and he was not allowed to enter the house with his stepmother.

Fortunately, there are Zhang Yu and Zhang Fu, Wang Kun is not easy to get rid of his son, at this time Zhang Zhe's temperament has become more eccentric, but there is no previous impulse, one is not angry, the other is not worried, simply live in the people's house, sleep on a kang with a few long-term workers, and eat a pot of rice.

During the day, when the big guy went out to work, he led a cow to Yanque Lake to graze, with books hanging on the horns, a piccolo on his back, and a hat and a coat, strange and half-crazy, and such days passed for ten years.

After the Xu family moved over, Xu Hao designed a small farm in Yanque Village, and Zhang Sloppy and his wife were sent over, Zhang Zhe still led the cow every day, sat on the hillside and read a book and talked to himself.

His various strange shapes, many people of the Xu family told her about it in order to make Xu sister-in-law happy. Who knows, Sister-in-law Xu listened to every sentence in her ears, and moved the compassion of "everyone in the world wants to kill, I will be merciful alone", and heard a flute sound on the path behind the house, threw down the needle and thread in his hand and ran out, leaning on the wall to peek.

In the eyes of sister-in-law Xu, Zhang Zhe is an outstanding genius with a unique charm, which is nothing more than a talent that has never been encountered. So, she picked up the sickle with the willow basket on her back, pretended to come out to cut grass and collect firewood, and followed Zhang Zhe to the remote hillside.

Thinking that Sister-in-law Xu was a dusty woman who sold her art and body, she had no taboos about men and women, she was well-informed when she traveled south and north, and she had a unique and jealous worldview of all beings.

The first time he was wild, he was touched by the king egg and the flower phoenix.

Since then, the two have often had trysts by the ditch, which made the two children addicted. On this day, another dazzling action movie was staged, and the panting Zhang Zhe suddenly said: "You go away with me and fly high." Let's say goodbye. ”

Her full and heavy breasts shook up and down, and Sister-in-law Xu gasped and asked, "Where do you want to kidnap me?" ”

Zhang Zhe's eyes were deep, and he said yearningly: "Go down to the eastern part of the country, go to the Zhenghe Strait, and go to the newly discovered realm." ”

The world may be unfamiliar with the Americas, and the Xu family is naturally an exception, and Xu's sister-in-law said: "Are you starving?" It was full of natives and beasts, nothing. ”

Zhang Zhe said: "But there is the best new world, like a blank sheet of paper, and those who dare to take risks have gone." Watch and help each other, everyone has food to eat, everyone has clothes to wear, there is no oppression by the government, there is no excesses and miscellaneous taxes, everyone is equal, everyone is free, if there are bad people who dare to bully people, it is a big deal to kill the rich and help the poor. Da Ming can't reach that place. ”

Sister-in-law Xu said funny: "Isn't that my hometown Shuibo Liangshan?" “

Zhang Zhe asked, "Are you willing?" ”

Sister-in-law Xu, who had been tired of it for a long time, smiled: "Which piece of loess in the world doesn't bury people?" I'm willing to jump into the fire pit hand in hand with you, frowning is a soft egg. ”

"Haha." Zhang Zhe looked up to the sky and laughed, "With you and me being like-minded, I won't have to worry about having no confidants ahead." ”

Sister-in-law Xu rolled on the grass twice in a row. rolled to the man's side, pillowed his head on his arm, and asked sourly, "Are you willing to leave your daughter-in-law at home?" ”

"What is like a flower like jade, a piece of rotten wood that cannot be carved." Zhang Zhe was so nauseous that he felt like he was going to vomit. "She's one of her aunt's dogs, my confidant."

Sister-in-law Xu asked curiously, "Then have you slept with her?" ”

"Over the years, there have been several marriages." Zhang Zhe shook his head. "It's weird, I suspect there's someone behind her."

"Humph! Aren't you a fishy cat? When I don't know how you often go to visit the green house. Sister-in-law Xu said sourly.

Zhang Zhe looked proud of being a talented man, and said with a smile: "Of the major brothels in Jinling, one is considered one, and there is no one I haven't visited." Of the various beauties in those fan sisters, one counts as one, and none of them I haven't prostitute. ”

"Nonsense. Some of them you can't climb at all. Sister-in-law Xu was dismissive, knowing that the man was bragging.

As she spoke, the two naturally became entangled again, and Sister-in-law Xu raised her legs high, hooked the man's waist, and shook like a cow.

The flower phoenix hiding behind the willow tree was shocked for a while, and her face was feverish for a while, and the whole person moved awkwardly.

"I don't look at it." Feng Xian, who gradually couldn't stand it, simply closed her eyes, "My mother said that the girl's family peeked at the dragonflies and the foals were paired, which is a cheap behavior of smearing powder and not hanging faces." ”

"I've seen enough, too." Wang Danzi yawned, "I cut a few piles of green firewood and dry them by the river, don't be stolen, let's go." ”

At that moment, the two of them cautiously retreated, and Wang Danzi bent down with Fengxian on his back, and could only see the surface of his feet. Hua Fengxian can see the six roads and scan the eight directions.

By the river, a bald boy with a gourd's head shaved carried a bundle of firewood from the king's egg.

"Catch the thief!" Flower Impatiens shouted.

Wang Danzi sent the phoenix down, and when he looked at the pergola of the hand tower, he saw through the thief who stole the firewood at a glance, and it was Xu Sloppy's beloved daughter San'er.

The three daughters who have not yet left their heads are dressed as men and have just turned seven years old.

In the inner house of Xu's house, the ladies sat around the newly made Eight Immortals round table, and they couldn't see any novelty, and when the dishes were ready, the center of the table suddenly turned, and everyone put a fine food box in front of them, and they could choose the dishes they liked to eat at will.

There is hot water at the bottom of the box, which keeps the dish hot, and the old lady smiled: "This method is very ingenious, and it must have been thought up by Hao'er." ”

Xu Hao just smiled and said nothing, and Zhu Qiaoqiao said: "It must be him, there is no third person." ”

Xu Hao smiled: "Actually, my sister-in-law gave me the inspiration and came up with this method. ”

"Hurry up and eat, what are you going to do on my head?" Zhu Qiaoqiao knew that he deliberately meant something, and Bacheng didn't have a good heart, so he hurriedly picked up a piece of deer breast and sent it to Xu Hao's mouth.

Xu Hao dodged left and right and refused to eat, Zhu Qiaoqiao said ruthlessly: "Such hypocrisy in front of me, if you don't eat it today, we will not be finished." (To be continued......)