Chapter 856: Buying Drunk

Let's say that Xu Wen saw that the good actor was flattering other men behind his back, and walked out in a negative mood, scolding the drama for being ruthless and the bitch for being unrighteous while walking, but he had suffered a big loss on the drama and the bitch, but the dog couldn't change his shit, and he still mixed up on the Fengyue field all year round.

At present, the Han king Zhu Gaoxu is far away in Oceania to claim the king, it is said that he is busy with the aborigines to start a war, and keeps sending people into Beijing to ask for soldiers, horses and firearms, and the place called Hanwangzhou is said to be about the same size as the Central Plains, only some uncivilized barbarian natives, even the emperor is moved.

The same is true of Yonglezhou, originally Zhu Gaochi wanted to send his third brother Zhao Wang Zhu Gaosui over, but Zhu Gaosui refused, and secretly still coveted the throne. In addition, Yongle Island is also a place ruled by the kings of several countries, which is similar to some small countries in Nanyang, so Zhu Gaochi is reluctant to give an order to invade others.

But anyone with a discerning eye knows that King Zhao has completely lost his chance to the throne, unless King Xueyan gathers troops to rebel, if this person is Zhu Gaoxu, Xu Wen may still be willing to take a risk, Zhu Gaosui forget it, how can he have Zhu Gaoxu's reputation for bravery and influence in the army?

Xu Wen, who has long lost his ambition, what else can he do besides indulging in wine? There is no shortage of money, there is no shortage of power, almost nothing.

Thinking that Zhang Hui had a favorite fan sister named Lan Fang, he simply went to the meeting and gave the other party a green hat.

Lan Fang runs a painting boat on the Qinhuai River, and when she saw Xu Wen naming herself, she saw that he was very handsome, but the middle-aged Fa Fu had a big belly, his eyes were yellow, bloodshot, and he looked hollowed out by wine.

Wearing a green silk brocade robe, wearing a velvet cap, dragging a small mink tail, wearing a pair of blue satin socks and gray leather shoes at his feet, a piece of jade hanging on the chest placket, and all kinds of jade pendant sachets hanging on his waist, etc., looked vulgar and unbearable.

It stands to reason that Xu Wen's taste is similar to Xu Hao, but he deliberately dressed up like an upstart today. I don't want Zhang Hui to know, in the future, it can be said that I hit him by mistake, and my sister can't complain about him when she sees the money.

The problem is that Lan Fang really doesn't mean him, just because Xu Wen smiled and whispered, pretending to be a lot of modest appearance, he had to sit down with him. After putting the wine and food on the table, and drinking a few glasses of wine together, Lan Fang saw Xu Wen chattering, and the flesh and meat kept talking. I didn't get bored in my heart, so I had a plan, planning to pretend to be attentive and drunk people.

I didn't want Xu Wen to drink well, the more I drank, the less drunk I became, the wine went down my stomach, my mouth began to rise in a few ways, touched Lan Fang's hand, and said, "Beauty, I came here today." You're so happy to serve me, you're happy, you can have whatever you want, I'll buy the boat and give it to you. Let's have fun in Qinhuai River every day, isn't it? ”

Lan Fang's eyes lit up when she heard this, who would have trouble with money? smiled: "How much money does Uncle have?" There are many sisters on the Qinhuai River, look at your piece of jade. Dare to love is given by the public, right? There are hundreds of ministers and thousands of sisters in this capital, how much can you give alone? ”

Xu Wen said: "It is impossible for others to ask for a money. As long as you are willing, I am willing to do anything, and 110,000 are up to you. ”

Lan Fangxin said a good Kaizi, and immediately became enthusiastic, and said: "Uncle, since you have me in your heart, you will drink for one night today, and you can't hide the quantity." ”

Xu Wen shouted imposingly: "Okay, bring a big cup." ”

Yahuan sent two large glasses, Lan Fang filled the wine, and said: "Uncle, the slave family was supposed to drink a double cup with you today, but the amount of wine is too shallow to drink, you drank these two cups for me." ”

Maybe Lan Fang's appearance is right for Xu Wen's appetite, or maybe he has been in a panic recently, he is like a junior brother, whatever people say, he drinks without hesitation.

After three rounds of drinking, Lan Fang saw that Xu Wen didn't seem to be drunk, and deliberately tried to say: "Uncle, there is a sentence that should not be said, after all, the slave family does not dare to take your previous words seriously, and there is no friendship when Pingshui meets." However, recently I am short of money, I owe someone a vote of silver, I said that I will pay him back tomorrow, today I was going to go out to Zhang Luo, but you, the God of Wealth, are here, can you be accommodating? ”

Xu Wen smiled and asked directly, "How much?" ”

Lan Fang hesitated, afraid that talking too much would scare people away, and said, "Not much, two hundred taels." ”

I thought it was already a lot, but who knew that Xu Wen sneered and said, "Are you worth two hundred taels of silver?" As he spoke, he took out a wallet from his sleeve, which was the imperial court's large number of treasure notes recycled by Hong Wunian, and then reissued Hong Xi money bills, which were linked to the equivalent value of gold and silver, and also because of the inflow of a large amount of gold, silver, copper and iron in overseas trade in the past ten years.

Although the financial industry of the Ming Dynasty was still in its infancy and was still chaotic, it was moving in the right direction, first recognizing the inappropriateness of treasure banknotes, and referring to the financial-related contract culture of a large number of European countries, and even recently some people proposed to issue gold and silver coins popular in European countries.

Lan Fangxin said that he was really a rich man, thanked him, handed it to Yahuan, and said with a smile, "How can you be so rewarded?" ”

"By your conscience." Xu Wen said with a smile.

"The slave family made an exception today to toast you with a glass of wine." Lan Fangnian took the initiative to hold the wine glass for the sake of money.

Xu Wen smiled knowingly, Lan Fang took a sip of wine, got up and walked to him, and spit it out with a smile, Xu Wen had already opened his mouth and waited.

Lan Fang smiled and grabbed another chopsticks of fish meat, sent it to Xu Wen's mouth, ate a piece herself, and unbuttoned the two buttons casually, revealing a touch of white greasy, so Xu Wen drank more and faster.

From time to time, let the other party eat tofu, Lan Fang showed all his strength, and an hour later, Xu Wen, who had drunk a lot of wine, surged up and fell on the table.

Lan Fang laughed, ordered the table to be removed, and smiled at the man who walked in through the back door: "If you want to eat swan meat, you can do it yourself, so that you know the benefits and disadvantages of Su Meixiang." ”

Zhang Hui walked over and hugged her, and said disdainfully: "Want to take advantage of Lao Tzu?" It just so happened that a guest outside was drunk. Someone came, helped them to the guest room to sleep, took off their clothes for them, took a big blanket to cover, and let the two of them enter Wushan together. ”

Not to mention Zhang Hui and Lan Fang, Xu Wen was so drunk that he fell unconscious and slept until the third watch. He rolled over, rolled down with bones, sat on the ground in a daze, wanted to relieve himself in a daze, went to touch the night pot randomly, touched one of his shoes, pulled down his pants, and sprinkled a soak of urine in the shoe.

As a result, most of them urinated in the crotch of their pants, and climbed into bed in a daze, wondering where to eat the wine? Oh, I remembered.

Drunk like this, he still didn't forget Lan Fang, he touched the person next to him, and he became a beauty, and shouted in his mouth: "Good heart, good baby." Hu La ripped off other people's clothes, brocade was thrown on the ground, and tore the other party's clothes, his hands were very sore, and in turn he tore off his trouser belt, forgetting that his pants should be taken off, and he just blindly pulled up.

The pants were soaked with urine, and even the mattress was soaked, but I couldn't pull it off, so I had to move against the other party's ass. The man also woke up, feeling someone hold him and shake, the wine in his stomach rushing up to his throat, and he turned his head and vomited.

It happened that Xu Wen opened his mouth wide to kiss the beauty, and spit out a full mouthful, and then the man took two more mouthfuls of wow, Xu Wen's face was thickly piled up, and he yelled disgustingly, shook his head vigorously, and filth was splashed everywhere.

The man's second burst of vomiting came again, spraying out, the smell was so bad that he died, Xu Wen wiped his face with his sleeve and shouted, "You little goblin, why did you vomit your uncle's face?" ”

When the man heard this, he exclaimed, "Who are you, who are you scolding?" ”

Xu Wen was also shocked to realize that it was a man, and scolded: "Where the hell did you get the rabbit, sprayed your father and me with feces." ”

The man was furious and scolded, "Whose fucking father are you?" With a wave of his hands, Xu Wen fell to the ground.

"Which king and eight lambs dare to scold the master on the old man's kang?" The man asked menacingly.

The furious Xu Wen staggered to his feet and roared, "You dare to hit me? I'll kill you. ”

At that moment, the two of them fought, which alarmed the family members outside, and everyone rushed in with lamps, so drunk. I saw the man standing crookedly, stepping on the brocade quilt under his feet, and Xu Wen sitting on the ground, his face full of flowers and green, with one bare foot.

Everyone couldn't help laughing when they saw it, and helped Xu Wen up, the man who dared to love was Xu Wen's friend Pan Laosan, and he was also a wine and meat brother of the Terracotta Division, no wonder Zhang Hui had a confident arrangement, and the two families did not stop him.

Xu Wen rubbed his eyes and approached to recognize Pan Laosan, and Pan Laosan also recognized him, and he was immediately very embarrassed, and they turned around and walked away, causing everyone to laugh again. Pulling up the quilt, I saw a shoe soaked under the quilt, a smell of urine, a black shadow in a large pool underground, and half of the brocade quilt was also stained.

The kang was even worse like a latrine, and the smell was disgusting, so angry that the bustard stomped his feet.

Xu Wen was still saying strangely: "Where are my socks?" ”

asked someone to bring hot water to wash his face and drink the sobering soup, Xu Wen found that his crotch was cold, and he was wet when he touched it, so he asked the little girl to help him take it off and change into a pair of single pants.

Pan Laosan recalled the plot just now and said, "Strange! ”

"Weird!" Xu Wen also said, and after thinking about it, the two understood what was going on.

Xu Wen said angrily at the old bustard: "What about Lan Fang? Tell her to come out, or I'll smash your boat." ”

The old bustard said unhurriedly: "Gentlemen, you two were drunk and unconscious last night, and the second master Zhang Hui came, saying that the two of you know each other and sleep together." Second Master Zhang led Miss Lanfang away, saying that he was going to live outside the city for a few days. ”

Pan Laosan said: "It turned out to be a ghost made by Zhang Ye, okay, I can't afford to mess with him." ”

Xu Wen was helpless, but it was a pity that he had two hundred taels of silver, but he bought Pan Laosan and spit on him in the face and slapped him in the mouth, so he had to discuss it slowly in the future, and then take revenge, and then go away with Pan Laosan depressed. (To be continued......)