Although Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty has never enjoyed beauties because of the strict control of the blood swallow group, he has indeed seen a lot, and because of his painstaking study, the beauties of the past and present are even more treasured. He has been thinking that after this world election, he will definitely choose one, Empress Zhao Feiyan or a queen with the appearance of Xi Shi.

However, now that the newcomer is in front of him, he is as fat as a pig, and the sound of the broken gong is very different from what he thought in his heart. Emperor Han Xian was shocked and exclaimed: "Prime Minister, is it wrong!" ”

"Wrong?" Qin Feng smiled and spread his hands: "That's right!" ”

Emperor Han Xian looked at Qin Feng's weird smile, and his heart was suddenly broken. "No, I would never marry such a woman!" After speaking, his face was red and his ears were red, and he threw his one-armed cuffs and wanted to leave.

When the hundred officials saw Emperor Han Xian turn around, they were shocked, and what did they say in their hearts?

Disheveled! Emperor Han Xian lowered his head and ran two steps, and hit a wall, and when he looked up, his bright head was dazzling.

Hu Che'er had a black head and a black face, scratched his bald head, and bluffed: "Your Majesty, where are you going?" ”

"Wow!" When Emperor Han Xian saw that it was Hu Che'er, the commander of the black-clothed guards, his tail suddenly cooled, and he instantly softened, and said hurriedly: "It's nothing, it's nothing......." ”

As a result, Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty became like a walking corpse, and at the mercy of the ceremonial officials, he completed the rituals such as temple meeting, court meeting, celebration, edict, and banquet.

At the banquet, Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty, who lived high in Longtai, although he was smiling and accepting the blessings of hundreds of officials, his heart was already dripping blood. He cried out in his heart, "Why, why! I'm so miserable! If I marry such a queen, I will be laughed at by the world and left a stench for thousands of years! ”

"陛xià. A cup of this respect! Qin Feng got up and said. The heart said that Fan Tong belongs to you, and the rest of the hundred beauties. But it's up to me.

"Prime Minister, I'm tired!" Emperor Han Xian's facial features were distorted. But in order to live, he suddenly let go of a qiē. At this point, he frequently raised his glass, and he wanted to anesthetize himself with wine, forgetting his sorrows.

Qin Feng couldn't help but say to the hundred officials: "Look, how happy your majesty is, fortunately Fan Tong was chosen, if she were her, she wouldn't be able to enter the eyes of your majesty." ”

As the saying goes, when people have a happy event, there are fewer cups, and hundreds of officials see the appearance of Emperor Han Xian. Sighing. "It turns out that His Majesty likes fat ......."

"The prime minister is wise ......." Baiguan said.

Late at night, Qin Feng and Baiguan left.

The drunken Emperor Han Xian staggered, and with the help of the inner servant, he entered the Ganquan Palace.

When the palace maid left, Emperor Han Xian and Fan Tong, who were waiting on the Fengshang, were left in the palace.

Although Fan Tong was short-tempered, he was rarely reserved on this first wedding night. However, seeing that Emperor Han Xian didn't move for a long time, he pulled off the red hijab and shouted, "Hey." Emperor, what do you do sitting and sitting without sleeping at night? She still remembered the teaching of older women that only the round house was the real queen. If you give birth to a son, you can still be the queen mother in the future.

Emperor Han Xian waited for more than ten years, and originally thought that this time he would finally be able to taste the taste of a woman. But I didn't expect that there was such a "beauty" in front of me.

However. Later generations said that he had been a soldier for three years. Sow race sable. Emperor Han Xian doesn't know the loneliness of his sister, who can understand! "Cover your head, the rest should be the same!" Emperor Han Xian thought so, and walked over.

So, a strange sound came from the Ganquan Palace.

"Wow! What are you doing after blindfolding, there is no respite for this queen! ”

"Wow! Life is so wonderful! After a scream like a broken gong, the bright moon in the sky hid behind the clouds in disgust.

Early in the morning, it was drowsy outside Ganquan Palace, and it turned out that the sun was disgusted by the pigskin exposed on the phoenix, and he didn't want to work here.

"Ahh A scream echoed in the Ganquan Palace. After Emperor Han Xian woke up, he saw a person beside him, snoring like thunder, his nostrils facing the sky, revealing his nose hair, leaving saliva with his mouth wide open, and sleeping soundly. The abdomen is as large as a drum, the pores on the skin are the size of rice grains, and the coarse hairs in the pores sway like grass in the wind.

Emperor Han Xian woke up, and almost vomited out of the overnight meal, so he got out of bed with one arm and exclaimed: "No, I will never live with such a pig-like woman for the rest of my life, I want a beauty, a beauty!" ”

Fan Tong was woken up, and when he heard this, he was furious, and suddenly became irritable, turned over and got up, with a trembling body of fat, and grabbed the thin Emperor Han Xian, and said angrily: "Benhou didn't dislike that your kid is a disability, you dislike Benhou for being fat, when you played with Benhou last night, why did you only see you humming!" ”

Emperor Han Xian looked at the fat meat strangled by the red rope in his belly pocket in front of him, and trembled in a clump, each of which was less than seven or eight catties, thinking that he was playing on such a pig body yesterday, his face suddenly turned pale and disgusted! Unable to face reality, he roared with red eyes: "No! I have absolutely nothing to do with you, I absolutely not! ”

...... papapa, Fan Tong can be the queen, with Qin Feng's support behind him, he slapped Emperor Han Xian into a pig's head, and scolded angrily: "Damn, I don't admit it!" Do you think the Son of Heaven is great! ”

Bang bang bang ....... "Whew......!" Fan Tong put Emperor Han Xian to the ground with his backhand in his irritability, punched and kicked, and finally sat on Emperor Han Xian's thin waist.

"Ahh Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty felt as if he was being pressed by a mountain, and the disc around his waist creaked, and the pain was unstoppable. He raised his only arm and shouted, "Help! Help! ”

However, the palace was full of Qin Feng's people, and they had already received the news, so no one cared about it. Emperor Han Xian made a move, and finally shouted: "I admit it, I admit it, queen, don't beat me again!" ”

Fan Tong, who was irritable, couldn't hold his hand for a while, and exclaimed: "Life is so wonderful, you must not be irritable ...... in the future." This sentence really had a miraculous effect, and Fan Tong gradually calmed down.

Emperor Han Xian shed tears and meditated: "God, why, as the son of heaven of the Han Dynasty, my life is so miserable!" ”

Emperor Xian of Han thought that his life was so miserable, and he wanted to be irritable. But he was really alone, unable to resist Fan Tong, and began to suffer domestic violence all year round. However, sometimes I am lonely and want to play, and I can't help but beg Fan Tong for charity, so I only promise to serve Fan Tong without mentioning it.

Afterward. Qin Feng did it on his behalf, and the intelligence guard spread the news to the world. People all over the world learned that Emperor Han Xian was the Son of Heaven. I love sows, and I'm afraid that my wife is willing to be subjected to domestic violence! In this way, Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty became famous for the first time. What is strange is that the prestige of the Han family has exploded. If it weren't for Qin Feng's support, I'm afraid that the talents in the north would have gone to the south to seek development.

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Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty lived a life of domestic violence with his sow as his companion every day.

However, Qin Feng was happy and happy, living a happy life after traveling through ancient times.

After he sent Fan Tong to the palace, the draft came to an end. But he did not dismiss the 100 beauties who made it to the finals.

These 100 beauties, all of them have the appearance of sinking fish and geese, and the appearance of shy flowers in the closed moon. It's really hard to find anyone in the world. Among the hundred officials, some people couldn't help but ask Qin Feng to reward one or two, but Qin Feng refused.

These celebrities are all young ladies from various places, and they can enter the finals, whether it is their appearance, figure, or talent, they are all the choice of the moment. It can be said that except for these 100 celebrities, there have been no beauties in the world in recent years. If such a beauty gets one, it is a blessing from the previous life. Hundreds of officials are all coveted. Therefore, when he treated others with himself, and seeing Qin Feng's refusal, they became suspicious, and discussed whether the prime minister wanted to monopolize these celebrities.

And so. A bad rumor spread in Yedu. "The Prime Minister wants to bring a hundred beauties into the house!"

"One hundred beauties, one person for three or five days. New love every night in two years! ”

"Tsk, the prime minister is really a blessing!"

Since ancient times, men and women have been the most pleasant to see. So without anyone intentionally spreading rumors, this "rumor" was also in half a day. It has spread all over Yecheng and has a tendency to spread outward.

So, this night, when Qin Feng returned to the back house, the Qin family's cold war began.

Qin Feng had a busy day, and he could only enjoy the wonderful life of ancient times at night. However, when he drank Zhang Zhongjing's aphrodisiac medicinal food and rushed to the back house, he saw that all the ladies were there, and he thought: "The blessing of Qi people!" Life is so wonderful! ”

Strangely, however, none of the ladies stood up to greet them.

This was very abnormal, and Qin Feng was puzzled. He came to Cai Yan's side first, pinched the little feet of her son Qin Yan in her arms, looked at his chest with a smile and said, "Madam......." ”

"Go, go, didn't you see the concubine breastfeeding!" Cai Yan turned around angrily and covered up his chest.

It turned out that after the ladies learned the news outside, their faces were discolored. If Qin Feng occasionally brought back a sister, they would still be acceptable. But this time it was a hundred beauties, which was unacceptable to the ladies.

Xiao Zhen Mi said innocently and realistically, she said: "If these women enter the mansion, Brother Qin will have a newcomer in three days, I'm afraid he won't come to see Zhen Mi for more than a year, woo woo woo ......, Zhen Mi is so pitiful!" ”

The ladies turned unkind, and said in their hearts, if these more than 100 people enter the house, where is there a place for our sisters.

As a result, all the ladies united together to fight with reason to stop Qin Feng's absurd behavior this time.

Qin Feng saw that Cai Yan was breastfeeding, and it was inconvenient to disturb him, so he went to the nearest Diao Chan and said, "Cicada ......." ”

"Don't touch me, go find those vixens!" Diao Chan said.

"Huh! Coquette? Qin Feng's second monk was confused, so he went to Fushou again, and saw that she was embroidering a brocade handkerchief, and on the handkerchief was a mandarin duck playing in the water, Qin Feng saw that she was also cold-faced, so he smiled and said: "Shou'er is ingenious, this colorful one must be for her husband." ”

"Damn it, stab you, stab you!" I saw Fu Shou with a resentful face, and with the needle in his hand, he kept stabbing the colorful male mandarin ducks.

Qin Feng was frightened, as if he had been pierced by ten thousand arrows, and he immediately went to Chu Feiyu on the side.

I saw Chu Feiyu, who was wiping the sword, suddenly holding the sword in his hand and stabbing with a sword.

"Wow!" Qin Feng felt a chill in his little brother, and he was covered by the edge.

"Believe it or not, Mrs. Ben cut this abominable thing with a sword and castrated the Prime Minister!" Chu Feiyu said coldly.

Among the ladies, Feiyu's kung fu was the highest, and Qin Feng suddenly had his heart and gall, and he felt that it was better not to provoke.

"No, no, no...... madam, angry ......." He retreated cautiously and hurried out to find other ladies who did not know kung fu. Who knew that all the ladies were expressionless and ignored him.

Qin Feng, who was standing in the middle of the big house, was a little stunned, and said in his heart What is the situation, his temper is suddenly so hot! Could it be that the eldest aunt is here? It's too much of a coincidence, right, all coming together?

At this moment, Xiao Yueying came to Cai Yan with a roll of bamboo slips to hand in her homework, and after seeing Qin Feng, her face turned red, and her little finger was scratching on her pink face, and said: "Bad prime minister, so shameless, you have to find a hundred women to enter the house at one time!" When she said this, she was embarrassed and angry, crossed her waist with one hand, and pointed at the other and said: "It's really hateful, where did the bad prime minister put all the sisters and Miss Ben Yueying?" In the future, Hugh will come out hard, otherwise Miss Ben will bite you off! ”

"Wow!" Xiao Yueying said angrily that she had leaked her mouth, and she didn't care about teaching homework, so she ran out of the house with a bamboo slip on her pretty face.

"Hundreds of beauties entering the house?" Qin Feng was stunned for a moment and then suddenly realized, knowing the reason why the ladies were angry, he laughed. (To be continued......)