I really can't wait to take off my pants and compare them!" Chu Yang waited, looking at this face, looking at that face, with the kind of obscene expression that burst into laughter immediately after being recognized, he looked at the three dings very expectantly, but saw three inexplicable faces and three pairs of very questioning eyes.

Chu Yuzuo's face finally collapsed little by little, and finally he couldn't bear it anymore and said loudly and depressedly: "Don't you think that this thing really looks like the one in our crotch...... What's that?"

Chu Yuzuo was a little crazy, there had never been a time when he told jokes to the point where he was depressed to this point!

These three people are too humorless......

Chu Yuzuo's depression was not unreasonable, because he directly screwed up the whole thing. He really didn't know, what he said was not unthinkable, but what he said really misled people: We also have it!

That's what this sentence is breaking!

You say there is...... The problem is that you don't have what you said...... It's really really not! Even though you don't have it, but you say that there is, can people still make something out of nothing?

So Chu Yuzuo can't help but go crazy. Zuihou yelled out in frustration as soon as he said a word.

As soon as his words came out, the three of them understood it a long time ago, and even those who didn't understand it suddenly understood. In an instant, one of them, who had already held back his internal injuries, immediately clutched his stomach and laughed wildly.

It's kind of laughing, but it's suffocating me......

As for the other two, they looked at Chu Yang angrily, looking at that jiashi, they were about to pounce on him and beat him up!

Chu Yuzao saw that someone finally understood, and was about to laugh with the will, but he was greeted by two cold and angry gazes, the kind of ...... contained in these gazes It's enough to sting yourself in a thousand cuts!

Chu Yuzuo only felt a chill on his back, and just as he was about to burst into laughter, he suffocated back into his stomach. He smiled wryly, touched his nose, scratched his head, and said, "Why isn't it funny?"

"It's funny!" Tie Butian gritted his teeth, tried his best to keep himself from having a seizure, and suddenly burst out like a blowout: "It's funny that you're big! So vulgar, so obscene, so ...... You still say it, and you are still proud...... It's actually ...... You, you, you, it's shameless!"

A shadow looked at Chu Yang with some tears and laughter, and really wanted to beat him up!

"Uh......" Chu Yang was dumbfounded. I really don't know why this joke, which should be unimpeded between men, has completely backfired at this moment?

This is really amazing!

Could it be that a person who becomes an emperor is different from an ordinary man?

"Don't you tell me that allusion?" said Tie Butian angrily. Can't wait to get off the hook, the joke is really embarrassing. Tie Butian's face was already flushed.

To say this in front of me is simply hateful! hateful!

"I ...... I don't dare to say it. Chu Yang drooped his head and said weakly.

As soon as Xindao said this, he had already reacted so violently, if he had finished telling the allusion, wouldn't he have been cut by a thousand knives?

"Say, it's fine. The male shadow encouraged, and his eyes were full of schadenfreude.

Say. Tie Butian's face was cold, but he could also see the hint of self-suppressed smile in his eyes. It's really embarrassing to smile...... This bastard!

"Well, here's the thing, legend has it that there was once a man who was good-looking and very rich, but he didn't find a daughter-in-law, and he lived until he was over eighty years old, and he didn't find a wife, and he died depressed...... He's dead. Chu Yang said as he peeked at the faces of several people.

Seeing that there was no situation, he said boldly with confidence: "So, after he was reincarnated, he was still very handsome and chic, and he was rich, but he lived to be eighty years old and still didn't find a wife...... Dead again......" Speaking of which, the three of them were also fluted. This...... What kind of allusion?

"What does this have to do with this mountain?" Tie Butian raised his eyebrows and couldn't help but ask. I really don't know what the purpose of such a ridiculous story is......

"Don't worry, you'll know just by listening. Chu Yang comforted: "In this way, he didn't live in reincarnation, reincarnated nine times, and when he arrived at Zuihou I, before he died, he knew that he actually beat the ninth single! This ninth virgin finally erupted like a volcanic blowout......

Chu Yang said in a sad and indignant tone with a sad and indignant face: "So before he died, he made a grand wish and said: There are men and women in the world, and there are women and men in harmony with yin and yang, and all things breed! This is the principle of yin and yang in heaven and earth. However, I am talented and virtuous, but I am a single man for the ninth generation; there is nothing more than this in the heavens! Where is justice? Where is humanity? Where is heaven's way? Where is heaven's reason......!"

Chu Yang said this in a frustrated voice, and his words were stunned. The other three couldn't help but be sucked by this story, thinking that God had made a mistake in the marriage line, resulting in a talented and good-looking young man actually beating a bachelor for nine consecutive generations, which is really amazing. Except for the four words of heavenly injustice, there is really nothing to say......

Especially when Tie Butian thought of himself, he couldn't help but sigh, and said in his heart, Could it be that in my life, I have also gone to God to make the wrong marriage? I shouldn't have met, but I saw each other, I should have been together, but for various reasons, I was bound to be lonely for the rest of my life...... How is he different from the man in the story?

I couldn't help but sigh and asked, "What about ...... What kind of ambition did he make? Three wives and four concubines in the next life, and beauties are like clouds?" According to the idea of ordinary men, this should be the case...... After the ninth bachelor's career, it is understandable to have such a desire.

"It's not. ”

Chu Yang smiled strangely and continued: "He looked up to the sky and shouted, saying: Yin and Yang cannot be reconciled, what is the use of this heaven? Reincarnation again, what can it be? Everyone in the world is in harmony, yin and yang complement each other, and the sky alone is so unfair to me, is it tolerable and unbearable! Although I can't coordinate yin and yang in this life, even if I die, I have to live every day!"

Tie Butian said "ah", and he was speechless for a moment! I only felt that my heart was going to stop beating with shame at this moment. In an instant, I regretted it in my heart: I really have nothing to do, let this guy tell some allusions here, this is good, embarrassed to death......

Chu Yang shrugged his shoulders with a smile as he spoke: "After he finished speaking, he took off his whole body clothes, then spread his legs wide, lay down on his back to the sky and died!

Tie Butian wanted to ask: What kind of mutation? But after thinking about it, he couldn't help but ask. I don't think this thing can say anything good, as the saying goes, a dog can't spit out ivory......

"His body became a mountain, his arms became a canyon, his blood became a river, and his hair became a flower and a tree...... But the thing under his crotch stood straight on the highest part of this mountain at the request of him before he died, and rushed straight to the sky......! What's the matter, a big hole!"

The other three were already like ducks stunned by the thunderstorm, stunned, and spoke in a cold sweat......

This allusion is too much...... It's really like ...... I really don't have anything to say.

"So, there is this Pure Yang Peak in front of us!" Chu Yuzuo finally brought the story to an end. Smash it, smash it, look at the round stone maniac in front of him with great admiration, and say unsatisfied: "So, this mountain has another name, which is more familiar and very shapely......"

"Don't say it! Don't go on!" Iron Butian shouted! His face turned from white to red, from red to blue, from blue to black, and he was so angry that his belly was about to burst.

I remembered that I was empathetic just now, and I was secretly sad and self-pitying...... I can't help but feel almost embarrassed, if it weren't for the magical jade pendant to cover it, I was really stunned now: looking at Chu Yang, I couldn't help but be angry, and I couldn't help but be angry!

Staring at Chu Yang deadly, Tie Butian gritted his teeth and said word by word: "Chu, Yu, Seat! You are really ...... Knowledgeable......!"

"Where is it...... Chu Yang's face had already smiled like a flower, and his whole body trembled when he laughed, like a small mimosa swaying in the wind, and even his laughter trembled: "Wow hahaha...... Hey, hey, ha......"

Iron fills the sky with a black line.

This joke is told to men...... It's really nothing. But here's the problem...... The question is......

The Chu Imperial Throne is a complete tragedy!

He was leaning forward and backwards and laughing cramp-like when he was violently held down by Tie Butian and another shadow. Caught off guard, Chu Yuzuo was in a state of getting carried away, how could he dodge and be captured by someone with a clean move.

And then there's the fist and kick!

Bang bang bang, poof, poof......

Poor Chu Yuzuo directly didn't know where this was an unwarranted disaster, and he was beaten several times, but he didn't have time to stop laughing...... After a while, he suddenly became angry: "What's the matter, what's the matter......?"

The woman slammed her head and struck hard, and Chu Yuzuo screamed endlessly......

After a while, the two women were tired from the fight, and finally stopped breathlessly and let go of him. Chu Yuzuo jumped up and was furious with a sore body: "weishenme beating people?!Is there still a royal law here?!"

"Lian is the king's law!" Tie Butian snorted, rubbed his wrist that was a little painful, and said proudly. Still angry......

As soon as this sentence came out, the two shadows couldn't help but laugh even more! The emperor is here, what else do you say about the royal law?

Others say that this sentence is pretending, and it doesn't know how thick the sky is. But the emperor said that he was the king...... Who can argue with that?

Chu Yang's eyes were straight, and under the gaze of the three of them, he was invincible with two fists and four hands, and he was defeated, and said in frustration: "I admit to being beaten...... But you've got to give me a reason......"

In order to break out in the near future, I haven't slept at all last night, and I'm ready to explode while my mind is smooth! I'm going to give you a happy Sunday! I hope everyone's monthly pass, don't let me down, please. Ask for a commuter pass!