Chapter 910: Cheap Mountain and Cheap Slut
In the Sword Pavilion Guancheng, Emperor Zhangwu Liu Bei's line was arranged in the garrison captain's mansion. The majestic guard of honor of the emperor of the Han dynasty and the mighty Imperial Forest Army gave the humble mansion a lot of imperial atmosphere.
At this moment, Emperor Zhang Wu Liu Bei's holy car is in the hall, and there are two classes of martial arts under the hall, with Zhuge Liang as the leader and Zhang Fei as the general.
Since the emperor came here, everything was rearranged, and even the threshold was raised a lot. "The threshold is high", perhaps this is where the term "afterlife" comes from.
"Sun Quan's eyes are ......!" Liu Bei, who was on the throne, was very angry when he received the report from Jiangling and slandered the Great Wu Emperor.
Zhuge Liang shook the feather fan lightly and said: "The Book of Changes has clouds, Tianxingjian, and a gentleman should strive for self-improvement." ”
Liu Beixin said that pulling a cushion is better than no one, he turned pale when he heard this, and said: "What the prime minister said is very true, it is better to ask for others than for yourself!" ”
At this time, Zhang Fei glared at the ring of eyes and said in a rough voice: "Your Majesty, that Qin Zijin has come to the outside of the pass, and the younger brother prays for five thousand elite soldiers to be the vanguard, which will definitely frustrate his spirit." ”
Zhuge Liang interjected: "Qin Zijin is a person, and he will definitely take the initiative to come, and the battle of the three generals is indispensable." ”
"Report ......." Just then, one of the guards scurried into the hall, and he fell on his back. Grunt, just under the dragon platform.
It turned out that the threshold was high, and I didn't pay attention to my feet.
When the ministers saw it, they were dumbfounded. Liu Bei's face changed greatly, and his heart said that this is it? How do I win against Qin Zijin?
The guards didn't get up, they just crawled on the ground, raised their hands above their heads and clenched their fists, and shouted, "Qi Song Your Majesty." The 10,000 pioneers of the Qin army are less than five miles before the pass, and look at the honor guard. It must be the Qin Emperor's own arrival! ”
Sure enough, Liu Bei's attention was attracted away. got up and said: "Qin Zijin is here after all, third brother, I will also give you 10,000 soldiers and horses." I'm on top of the city, no, I'm ...... in front of the battle. ”
When he went out, Zhuge Liang whispered, "Your Majesty, Qin Zijin is so happy, and the battle will come in person." So, so, so, so, ....... ”
Liu Bei was overjoyed and immediately ordered someone to arrange it.
Outside the Sword Pavilion Pass, the rumbling footsteps echoed in the mountains, the Qin army was all dressed in black military uniforms, black light armor, and the soldiers were all fierce, and the army was extremely strong. Qin Feng was one mile in front of the pass, and after stopping the army, he observed the surrounding mountains. Xiongguan Sword Pavilion, surrounded by mountains. The Sword Pavilion is located in the canyon of the Great Sword Mountain. On both sides of the castle tower are two peaks like swords stuck in the ground, and all of them are mountains of different heights.
Suddenly, the drums were turned off and reverberated loudly. It's as if the mountains are echoing.
Qin Feng raised his eyes and saw that the gate was opened, and a military horse drove out of the gate. Not for a moment. This Biao army horse came to the Qin army and lined up.
Qin Feng did not dare to slack off, and urgently ordered the whole army to be on alert for battle. And he rode his horse and stood before the battle. A gold silk yellow robe, covered with a gold helmet and gold armor. Carrying a Zhenwu Taiji gun, with a bright yellow umbrella cover behind him. The inside and outside are bright and yellow, and the sun shines brightly.
The waves in the Shu army formation on the opposite side suddenly cracked, and in the squeak, a dragon with a black umbrella cover was pushed out by the soldiers. I saw that the curtain of the dragon was lifted, and Liu Bei, who was wearing a crown, showed his head, wearing a black dragon robe, glowing black in the sun. The dignified square face is quite imperial and majestic, but the focus is only one ear and flicks, and the prestige is greatly reduced.
In the time of Qin Shi Huang, the dragon robe was black, and in the early Han Dynasty, it was also black. It was not until the time of Emperor Wen of the Han Dynasty that it was changed to yellow, and it has been used until later generations. In the Tang Dynasty, it was believed that the red yellow was similar to the color of the sun, and the sun was a symbol of the emperor's honor, as the so-called "there are no two days in the sky, and there are no two monarchs in the country", so in addition to the emperor, the subjects are not allowed to usurp it, and the ochre yellow is stipulated as the color of the emperor's regular clothes.
At this time, Liu Bei, in order to show that he was the orthodoxy of the Han family, used the black of the early Western Han Dynasty in his imperial robe.
The two emperors confronted each other on the battlefield and had not seen each other for hundreds of years. Therefore, during the battle of Qin and Shu, people called Liu Bei, Emperor Zhangwu, the Emperor of the Black Robe, and Qin Feng, the Emperor of Hongwu, the Emperor of the Yellow Robe.
The black-robed emperor Liu Bei came to the front of the battle, just because he didn't want the yellow-robed emperor Qin Feng to steal the limelight. There is a martial character in your Qin Zijin era name, and my Emperor Zhangwu must not be cowardly to you. If you dare to lead the army in person, I will dare too.
Liu Bei mustered up his momentum, held the help of Long Bao with one hand, pointed at Qin Feng with the other, and said: "Chaotic ministers and thieves, I am driving here, why don't you get off the horse and be bound quickly!" ”
The squeak sounded again, and I saw Zhuge Liang sitting in a wooden wheelchair, gently shaking a feather fan and walking out. He wore a scarf and a white Confucian robe, and when he was in black Liu Bei, he reflected each other.
A good person sat in a "wheelchair", Qin Feng turned the big gun in his hand, laughed, and said: "Liu Bei, anti-bone boy, the two of you are really strong!" Qin Feng bit the word Sword Pavilion very heavily and said that it was cheap.
"!" Liu Bei also bit very hard, he only thought that Qin Feng was shocked by the Xiongguan of his Shu land, and said disdainfully: "My "cheap character" is the first in the world, Qin Zijin, I advise you to turn back early, don't die under my "cheap character"!" ”
Qin Feng looked up to the sky and laughed, almost laughing out of tears, and said in his heart that this Liu Bei was really "cute".
Tens of thousands of people were shocked, and they didn't know why Emperor Hongwu laughed so heroically.
However, Liu Bei was furious by the laughter, shook one ear, and said, "Qin Zijin, what are you laughing at?" Are you stupid? ”
"Liu Xuande, you are really stupid!" Qin Feng smiled and said to the left and right: "This person's "cheap character" is really the first in the world, and there are too many people who can use the "character of a slut" to kill people since ancient times, only Liu Xuande, the puppet emperor of Zhangwu!" ”
Only then did the crowd come to their senses.
Guo Jia covered his mouth and said in his heart that my emperor's thinking really jumped, no wonder Meng De always suffered a loss back then.
Jia Xu stroked his beard and smiled, and said, "My emperor has invented a very intuitive new term, "cheap"! It's really incisive, and in two words it sums up all the despicable and shameless people in the world! ”
Pang Tong immediately saluted and said: "Sure enough, as the emperor said, he can put the "cheap" on his lips, so he doesn't know what shame is: the Chinese millennium is counted from the beginning, and there is only the puppet emperor Liu Xuande!" ”
After the sergeants understood, 10,000 people shouted in unison: "Which family is strong for thousands of years, there is only one emperor since ancient times!" Haha laughed.
"What! It turns out that this Sword Pavilion is not cheap! I was fooled, and I even said that I was unparalleled in the world! After Liu Bei understood. His face changed drastically and turned white, turning green in an instant. When you see the colored eyes of the left and right soldiers. I can't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, and I can't speak. Fingers Qin Feng kept trembling.
It turned out to be so "cheap", the Shu army was terrified, and it was almost impossible to believe that his emperor claimed to be the first in the world. As a result, the morale of the Shu army plummeted, and they were ashamed to face the enemy one by one.
With the Sword Pavilion for hundreds of years, only Qin Zijin has been able to connect with the lowly grid, it is really clever to say that the dead do not pay for their lives! Zhuge Liang secretly scolded Liu Bei for being an idiot, and was cheated by Qin Feng, and shouted that he was the best in the world. The heart said that you don't look at Cao Mengde back then, and you still want to debate with Qin Zijin with these two brushes. However, the lord humiliated his ministers to death, and Zhuge Liang couldn't sit back and watch Liu suffer from humiliation.
So, with a wave of Zhuge Liang's feather fan, the soldiers on the left and right pushed the wheelchair forward more than a dozen steps. Zhuge Liang didn't get up, just sat in a wheelchair, pointed at Qin Feng from afar, and said, "Everyone, please listen to Kong Ming's words ......." ”
Qin Feng was angry when he saw Zhuge Liang sitting in a wheelchair and his self-righteous appearance, and the big gun in his hand turned. interrupted: "Second minister thief, do you think you are smart when your feet are off the ground?" ”
Zhuge Liang was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart that my feet don't touch the ground. What does it have to do with my IQ? This is inexplicable, but Zhuge Liang is smarter than Liu Bei, so he didn't speak rashly if he didn't understand.
And Qin Feng's heart had already blossomed. The heart said that even if you kid is in a wheelchair, it is estimated that you can only be five years old. He had an idea. Then he pointed to the mountain and said, "What kind of mountain is the mountain?" ”
Everyone was stunned, Pang Tong was the most witty. Immediately echoed: "Cheap Mountain! ”
Sure enough, it was Dajian Mountain.
Qin Feng nodded approvingly, pointed at Guan Cheng and said, "What is Guan?" ”
"I know!" Dian Wei raised his iron halberd, "Cheap!" ”
Qin Feng smiled, "I will answer it!" He pointed at Liu Bei, Zhuge Liang and others, and said: "In the cheap mountain, who are these people under the cheap grid?" ”
The soldiers of the Qin army had already understood, and shouted together in laughter: "Naturally, they are sluts!" ”
Qin Feng hung up the golden gun, stroked his palms and laughed: "Sure enough, there are sluts in the cheap mountains and the cheap grid, and the three cheap echo each other, which is really a magnificent landscape since ancient times!" This is the three cheap theories! ”
Under the three cheap theories, the morale of the Shu army was suddenly cleared, and he said in his heart that you generals can't do it, don't chat if you can't do it, and even talk about it as a slut.
Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang almost vomited blood.
Zhuge Liang was furious, pointed at Qin Feng and said: "The advantage of the tongue is ......." ”
Qin Feng said with a smile: "Second minister and thief, you don't practice the drunken silver sword anymore, you came to this big cheap mountain, you have practiced the cheap character, and you have really grown!" He gave a thumbs up, "Not bad, not bad." ”
"Damn!" Liu Bei became manic, an angry Buddha shook his ear, spittle stars flew down, and shouted: "Who takes his head!" ”
Zhuge Liang suddenly touched his face, it turned out that the wheelchair was low, and all the spittle stars flying in the wind were on his face. Zhuge Liang hurriedly waved his feather fan in the fishy smell, and the soldiers hurriedly pushed him back.
At this time, Zhang Fei waved the Zhangba snake spear and suddenly came out of the two armies, the snake spear was raised above his head and circled three turns, angrily pointing at Qin Feng, the leopard's head flicked, and his eyes glared, "Wow, Qin Zijin, Hugh is good for his tongue, there is a kind of spear from the general!" ”
Dian Wei was furious, brandished his double iron halberd, and when he clamped the horse's belly, he saw the horse running out, and he didn't move in the air, "Huh? ”
It turned out that Xu Chu saw that Dian Wei was about to grab credit again, and grabbed his belt at the moment when he rode the horse.
"Old idiot Xu, you are cheating!" Dian Wei said angrily when he landed.
Before Dian Wei's words fell, Huang Zhong rode out on a red rabbit horse and came to the front of the formation, with a cirrus knife in his hand, "A certain is the Qin Emperor driving in front, Huang Zhong, the general of Zhengdong, and the enemy general Zhang Feina, come here!" ”
In the Qin army's array, Dian Wei kept complaining, "Look, look, someone else has robbed us of the limelight of our inner guards!" ”
Xu Chu looked embarrassed, and said in his heart that he was thinking about you just now, and he actually forgot about others.
In the battle, Zhang Fei shook his spirit and fought Huang Zhong. In the cheering of the golden drums, the two generals fought for 50 rounds without a win.
Liu Bei shook one ear, he was very dissatisfied with his brother who had always taken the lead, and said coldly: "In my Shuzhong, is there no one else?" ”
Among the generals, Yan Yan was ashamed, and rode out of the horse, "A certain Yan Yan, who will fight to the death with me!" ”
"Ma Chao is here!"
"Wu Yi and Lei Tong are here!"
"Come on!" Dian Wei and Wei Yan rushed out together. Xu Chu didn't move, and Gong Wei was beside Qin Feng.
The eight-member generals fought together, and after ten rounds, Wu Yi and Lei Tong were defeated first, and in the end, Yan Yan was defeated by Ma Chao, and he was also defeated. Zhang Fei saw that the situation was not good, so he also turned his horse back.
"Assault of the whole army!" Qin Feng took the opportunity to launch an offensive, and he took the lead and rushed straight into the enemy's large array.
In the shouting of killing, 10,000 Qin troops followed Emperor Hongwu to cover the land, and the Shu soldiers who had no morale suddenly trembled.
"Counter-charge, drum marching!" Liu Bei, who was pale, stood on the dragon and shouted.
The Shu soldiers reluctantly launched a charge, and were immediately killed by the Qin army led by Dian Wei, Xu Chu, Ma Chao, Huang Zhong, and Wei Yan.
"Your Majesty, let's go! Unleash the Hill Offensive! Zhuge Liang secretly scolded what he was doing, and forgot what he said when he came out? The whole army should retreat!
Liu Bei suddenly realized and retreated. However, his dragon was huge and looked mighty, but he did not turn his head. Slowly and leisurely turned to the middle, seeing that Qin Feng, who was about to rush over, Liu Bei, who was angry, stomped his foot, suddenly jumped up from the dragon chariot, and used his shadowless foot to kick off the horse of one of the Royal Forest Army cavalrymen who were guarding the dragon.
At this point, Liu Bei got the horse, and the luxurious dragon didn't want it, so he turned the horse and left.
Zhuge Liang also abandoned the wheelchair and got on the horse to accompany him.
Qin Feng was overjoyed, if he could take the opportunity to kill Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang, Xichuan would be able to go down without a fight, so he led the army to chase after him.
When Zhuge Liang saw it, the corners of his mouth curled, and he ordered the flag officer to wave the flag.
The name of the top of the hill on the east side of the Guanlou is "Yingpanzui", at this moment, I saw a large number of boulders thrown out of this Yingzui.
These boulders fell from a parabola nearly a kilometer high, and the coming force was extremely violent.
When Qin Feng looked up, huge rocks came with a roar, and they had become overwhelming.
"Qin Zijin, dare to come to my Xichuan portal to make trouble, I can't kill you!" Seeing that Qin Feng's head was full of boulders, Liu Bei danced with his hands. (To be continued......)
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