With locals leading the way, the trip is much faster. As he spoke, the mountain road had come to an end, and the eyes suddenly opened up, and there were about a dozen thatched huts under the dirt slope in front of him, and in the light of the lamps, there was cooking smoke curling up, the mountain breeze blew, and a wine flag was faintly waving in the twilight hanging on the willow trees by the stream.

This picture-like scene, only to see Ximen Qing's heart relaxed, couldn't help but chant loudly: "This wood is from the firewood mountain, because the fire has become smoke and sunset." When the woodcutter heard this, he turned his head and looked carefully at Ximen Qingmian several times.

After such a delay, it was too late to say anything about the man and bear, and at this time he had already walked to the grass hut at the bottom of the hillside, and the woodcutter opened his throat and shouted: "Second brother, second sister-in-law, my old Qian has returned from patrolling the mountain." Today, but I was not lucky, and I brought back four people, and my second sister-in-law is so good to support them. ”

A crisp throat in the grass hut promised, "Got it!" Your second brother went to the village with wine, today's beef bones, you can carry it up the mountain alone! I met my eldest brother-in-law and said hello to me. ”

The old money agreed, since the front of the thatched house, a few stupid guys came out of the house, helped the old money carry three big baskets, almost two hundred pounds of weight on his shoulders and back, but he acted like nothing, when he walked by Ximenqing, his mouth suddenly sang a "heavenly fairy" to "the thatched house is covered under the mountain, pine, bamboo and Meilan are so cute." Crossing the forest and looking for dry firewood, no one blames me, selling from me, more or less by shijie. Get money and wine as fast as you like, and the tile bowl is very comfortable. Drunk and lying in the thick shade, no obstacles, no interests, regardless of the prosperity and defeat of the world? ”

Singing all the way, he flew happily and walked back to the mountain.

Ximenqing sighed, his eyes followed the shadow of this person, who would have thought that just a woodcutter would have such a mind?

At this time, Wu Song looked around with cold eyes, but saw that the side of the cross slope was the first big tree that four or five people could not hug, and it was surrounded by green vines like swimming dragons. In the hotel next to the big tree, a woman dressed in red and green came out, leaned against the door to greet her, and asked, "Guest officer, have you rested?" This family has good wine, good meat, and when you have a snack, it's a big steamed bun! ”

Wu Song greeted Ximenqing: "Third brother! Only then did Ximen Qing take his eyes back from the back of Lao Qian, and entered the hotel with Wu Song and two other dukes, and sat on the cypress table and stool.

When the woman saw Ximen Qing still looking out, she smiled and joked to Ximen Qing: "This son, who doesn't look at women, but looks at men, is weird!" Wang Wu and Zhao Liu all laughed when they heard this. These days, all the way, the two of them also know that Ximen Qing is approachable, and they dare to joke with him or something. If Wu Song is replaced, it will be respectful.

Ximen Qing haha smiled, and then looked at the woman carefully. But seeing her tall figure, she has a cowardly pink face, which really doesn't look like a dominatrix. Ximenqing muttered in his heart, and went to look at the woman's hands again, and only after this look did he have a bottom in his heart, it turned out that this woman had also survived two lamps of oil, and even the fist peaks on one of her hands were smoothed.

With a silent face, Ximenqing asked, "What is the shop's surname?" ”

The woman was busy making cups for Wu Song and Wang Wu and Zhao Liu'an, and when she heard this, she smiled and said, "What is your surname?" Don't have your surname Sun. ”

That Zhao Liu was a blind man with his eyes open, and when he saw that the woman was bewitching, he had the heart to mock him: "Ah! What a coincidence! My surname and your surname are exactly the same pair! ”

The woman looked at Zhao Liu with clear eyes and asked, "Don't you dare to ask the guest officer's surname?" ”

Zhao Liu pretended to twist up: "This, I can't say it, I can't say it!" If you say it, isn't it deliberately to take advantage of the little lady? ”

The woman smiled and smiled, and then bloomed like a mountain flower: "The little woman is the most curious in her life, if the guest officer doesn't say it, how can I put it aside in my heart?" What is the surname of this guest officer, this duangong? As he spoke, he smiled at Wang Wuyan again.

Wang Wu was also shaken, and he couldn't help but say casually: "His surname is ......" Before the words were fully spoken, Zhao Liuyi had already covered his mouth and scolded: "You are a dog prisoner!" ”

While covering Wang Wu's mouth, he said to the woman in a slur manner: "If I say it, the little lady will be angry!" The woman laughed and said, "What is the guest officer's words!" Say that! ”

Zhao Liu laughed and said: "The little lady's surname is 'Sun', but the villain is surnamed 'Zu'!" Suffer! Suffer! ”

Wu Song couldn't see Zhao Liu's cheap appearance, so he snorted coldly and turned his face away; Ximen Qing couldn't cry or laugh, and secretly said in his heart: "This guy who doesn't have long eyes, and he doesn't know how high and thick the sky is, so he dares to tease this 'dominatrix'...... No, no, no! It should be 'Pink Yasha', isn't this the birthday guy hanging himself to find death? ”

Ximen Qing was afraid that this Fan Yasha would be angry, and he would write off Zhao Liu's little life, and he was secretly guarding against it, but he saw that this Fan Yasha didn't even touch the laugh lines, just clapped his hands and said: "It turns out that the guest official is surnamed 'Zu'!" What a coincidence! What a coincidence! But what's the deal with that? My grandson, your ancestor, your ancestor, my grandson, how can I be born? What do you think of the guest officers? ”

Everyone was stunned for a long time, and then they reacted, and for a while, even Wu Song, who had a cold face, couldn't help laughing. Zhao Liuda opened his mouth, the expression on his face was really indescribably wonderful, he wanted to get angry, but he really didn't have that face, so he had to lie down on the table, hide his face in the crook of his left arm, and beat the table with his right hand and said: "Come to wine, food, food, you are starving!" ”

The pink yaksha smiled slightly, and fell into Ximenqing's eyes, the upturned red lips were like sharp fish hooks, and Ximenqing secretly said in his heart: "What a clever Sun Erniang!" But it is cut off from the stupid dominatrix in the Water Margin! ”

At this time, Sun Erniang asked, "How much wine does the guest officer want?" ”

Wu Song said: "Don't ask how much, just care about the burning; The meat will be cut into three or five catties, and the money will be paid back to you in one shot. ”

Sun Erniang said again: "There are also big steamed buns, does the guest officer want one cage or two?" ”

Ximenqing listened to it and said: "This Sun Erniang is really a good hand at collecting money!" She didn't ask if she wanted steamed buns, but only asked if she wanted one cage or two cages, just this sentence, her steamed buns would sell more than 30% if she said it! ”

At this time, Wu Song waved his hand and said, "No matter how many cages there are, let's make three or twenty first!" ”

Sun Erniang was blessed, turned around and left, looking at the back, it was not a person, but like a mountain flower, which was blown into the back hall by the wind.

Ximen Qing scratched his head, the cross slope he crossed over was really strange, and it was completely different from what was described in the Water Margin. This is exactly what it is:

The yaksha in front of him is beautiful and ugly, and the moon on the horizon distinguishes between good and evil. But I don't know how strange this cross slope is, and listen to the next decomposition.