Chapter 21 I don't usually laugh unless I can't help it

William used the melody of "Two Tigers" to quickly finish the song.

The crowd was also singing in a scattered manner, the Hufflepuff position, and even some people humming the melody of "Internachonaire".

William almost thought that he was a comrade from an international organization who had penetrated into the enemy!

After the crowd was over, only the Weasley brothers continued to sing to the slow melody of the "Wedding March".

Dumbledore commanded the last few bars for both of them with his wand, and when they were finished, he applauded the loudest.

"It's time to give the wizards of Hogwarts a science about the Celestial Empire's brainwashing divine comedy." William sighed silently.

In this way, when everyone sings in the future, they will not be scattered, and there will always be only one melody in their ears.

For example, "Mangzhong" and "Shoulder Shake Dance......

Dumbledore didn't know William's package yet, he was wiping his eyes with his hands, not knowing if it was tears of emotion, or some kind of vulgar solid impurity.

"It's a wonderful melody." Dumbledore seemed to be reminiscing about some kind of small blessing, and William suspected, he remembered his first love.

Dumbledore may have thought about using this piece for his wedding!

Dumbledore babbled for ten minutes, complimenting one of the Hogwarts Headmasters who wrote the anthem, and calling her the strongest lyricist of all time.

It was only in Professor McGonagall's incessant coughing that he reluctantly ended the dinner.

The first-year Ravenclaw freshmen followed Prefect Robert Hilliard through the noisy crowd and out of the cafeteria.

There was another commotion in the distance, the sound coming from the Gryffindor table.

Percy waved his arms like mad and shouted, "I'm going to kill you!" ”

William had never seen such an angry Percy, and he had always been very careful about his image.

George hid behind Li Jordan and said aggrievedly: "Why are you yelling so loudly?" ”

Percy gritted her teeth and said, "Answer! Why do so many people have the same answers to their summer homework as mine?! ”

Fred dodged the smashed shoe and whispered, "How do we know...... Perhaps, the difficulty of this assignment is very low? ”

It dawned on William that the answer to the fourth-grade summer homework came from Percy.

Percy didn't know it, he had just been showing off the answer when he learned of the sudden shocking news!

Obviously, the twin brothers stole Percy's answers during the summer vacation and copied them to sell them for money!

The most infuriating thing is that Percy didn't get a single nat.

"I'll kill you!" Percy threw Wood's other shoe away.

George pulled out a stick out of nowhere, and as if he were playing a Bludger, he threw his shoe out with great force.

It turns out that when eating, you must not secretly take off your shoes, otherwise you will die a miserable death!

For example, Wood...... He was eating a box of pudding, happily admiring the farce in front of him.

Wood applauded excitedly, "What a blow!" ”

He commented as a professional: "The accuracy and strength are there, and the timing is also very good."

George, you definitely have the strength to enter the varsity team, it seems that Charlie has trained you a lot during the summer vacation!

Hurry up and join the squad for next week, with your brothers here, we will easily win the Quidditch Cup this year......"

Wait a minute......

These shoes,

Why is it so familiar?

"Where's my shoes?!" Wood wears sassy pink socks and stands on a chair with the face of the famous witch singer Cetina Warbeck.

He yelled, "Stop fighting, stop fighting, it's a limited edition flying shoe with Aidan Linzi's autograph on it!" ”

Aidan Linzay is a chaser for the Irish Quidditch national team and one of Wood's favourite players.

But no matter how much Wood screamed, it was useless, and the shoe slammed steadily through a graceful arc towards the guest of honor.

Snape pursed his lips, listening impatiently to Dumbledore's talk about the charm of rock 'n' roll.

In a trance, shoes fell from the sky, and with a strong odor, they came to the face.

That taste...... It was so sour that Snape almost fainted.

According to the trajectory estimates, the shoes will definitely hit him.

Snape hurriedly took out his wand, the spell of muscle instinct, which should be "torn apart".

But instead of using it, he waved it lightly, and the shoe changed its trajectory, and swept towards Professor Tywin not far away, at a faster speed.

Professor Snape curled the corners of his mouth and smiled contemptuously, and with a slightly fancy gesture, he slipped his wand back into his wide wizarding robes.

Snape looked at Dumbledore and asked lazily, "What's the point, go on?" ”

The whole process was done in one go, and even his greasy black hair did not move at all.

If it were a normal wizard, he would probably get hit by a shoe, but Professor Tywin is a testament to how terrible a wizard with agility can be.

In an instant, he turned his head sideways, his shoe brushing his blonde hair, and slammed into Hagrid farther away.

Hagrid scrambled to prop up his little pink umbrella.

The small umbrella looked shabby and riotous, but I didn't expect it to be full of elasticity, and the shoes hit the surface of the umbrella, squeezing out an obvious dent, and shot straight back at a faster speed.

Hogwarts Ninjutsu Mystery Hagrid Rebound!

Boom!

The shoe brushed Professor Tywin's nose, and he sniffed deeply, nearly throwing up the overnight meal.

Fortunately, his nose was not big enough to not become the first professor in Hogwarts history to have the bridge of his nose broken by a shoe.

Although I was almost smoked to death, the title is not very good.

Tywin only now understood the profound meaning of the phrase "The position of Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor is cursed".

Don't say anything, get a year's salary, and you will definitely leave next year!

The shoe didn't hit Professor Tywin, and continued in Snape's direction, at a speed of one hundred and eighty miles.

Luckily, the shoes didn't hit him.

Unfortunately, the shoe fell into the bowl on the table.

A large amount of milky white viscous liquid mixed with some kind of pungent smell burst out, splashing Snape's face...... Pure milk!

Dumbledore took off his half-moon glasses and wiped his cloudy old eyes, as if he hadn't seen anything just now.

Professor McGonagall took a deep breath and announced loudly before Snape erupted, "Percy Weasley, George Weasley, and Fred Weasley, frolicking in the dining room, Gryffindor deducting thirty points!" ”

Frolic?

It's obviously a crowd fight, intending to murder the professor!

(Tywin: "They should be in Azkaban, especially Oliver Wood!") Let the Dementors give it a stinking kiss! ”

Snape's face was bruised, he had wanted to deduct three hundred points, but Professor McGonagall had already spoken, so he had to be silent!

but

Just because he's going to take this breath!

Competent,

Don't take my Potions class!

A smile tugged at Dumbledore's lips as he gave Professor McGonagall a thumbs up.

McGonagall's wit is still commendable, it's only the beginning of the semester, and it's really a three-hundred-point fight for the House Cup?

Snape's dead fish eyes were staring at Dumbledore like a venomous snake.

The old man's smile disappeared instantly, and he continued to wipe his glasses expressionlessly, and smacked in his mouth: "Ah, it's really unlucky, it's actually a bibi flavored bean with earwax flavor!"

Häagen-Dazs is still delicious, so Anne sent a few boxes, and I don't know how to send me more...... She also asked me to take care of her brother William, and he was thankful that he didn't bully others.

Ah, before I go to bed, I must have another bowl of Häagen-Dazs......"

Snape looked back at Professor McGonagall.

Professor McGonagall hurriedly stood up, she didn't even dare to look into Snape's eyes, she just straightened her face, walked down the guest of honor table, and walked towards the Gryffindor table.

Can't laugh! If you laugh out loud now, you'll be killed by Snape!

But

It's really hard to endure.

Professor McGonagall pursed her lips tightly, her hands trembling, and her thighs pinched, not daring to show herself the slightest abnormality.

Still Dumbledore!

Professor McGonagall sighed.

So close to Snape, he was still able to retract it freely...... Professionally trained, right?

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Wood: Wizards, if I don't vote for a recommendation, I'll represent Hogwarts and use a bioweapon, Stinky Shoes Warning!