When the auditorium was completely furnished, Lockhart opened his arms and announced loudly:

"Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! You can send me a greeting card.

I don't know who will be the first lucky girl to get my autograph. ”

Lockhart happily bared his white teeth at the students, but the students were muted.

Most of the students found him to be just a pretty shelf, a silver-like wax spearhead.

Lockhart was not embarrassed, continued to be cheeky, and said, "Of course, I must remind you that you can't give me all the greeting cards, because other students or professors will want to kill me out of jealousy." ”

As Lockhart spoke, he glanced around the professors at the guest of honor.

Professor McGonagall seemed to have wisdom teeth, and she pursed her lips and bit her cheek so hard that a muscle on her cheek protruded;

Professor Flitwick hunched back in his chair, wanting to make a mistake...... wants a magical riot against Lockhart;

Snape was even more clutched his wand, if it weren't for the fear of entering Azkaban, he would have fired Lockhart's head to the brim.

Lockhart clapped his hands, and through the door to the foyer, twelve gloomy-faced dwarfs entered.

The dwarfs are stocky humanoid magical creatures who like to live underground and mine, thanks to which Lockhart can find so many.

The dwarfs all have golden wings on their bodies and carry harps on their backs, and they look particularly ugly.

"My friendly, little Eros with greeting cards!" Lockhart said beamingly, "They're going to be wandering around the school today, handing you Valentine's Day cards!" ”

"Of course, you can let the professors teach you some life lessons first."

Lockhart gestured at Dumbledore as if he were performing.

"If you don't know how to write a greeting card, you can ask the principal.

Dumbledore's sonnets are best written...... You don't know, right? When the headmaster was a professor of transfiguration, he was also a prodigal poet. ”

Everyone stared at Dumbledore, but they didn't expect the headmaster to be not only a great wizard, but also a "big dirt"... Awesome headmaster.

Dumbledore blushed, coughed, and pushed his half-moon glasses.

It was the first time since he became principal that he was so embarrassed.

Who doesn't have a black history that can't be looked back on!

Doubts flashed in his eyes at the same time.

"Big Dirty Poem" was his identity decades ago, how does Lockhart know?

Whose memories did he steal again during Christmas?!

Dumbledore squinted, deep in thought.

Hearing about Dumbledore's dark history, Snape couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Seeing Snape laughing, Lockhart exclaimed, "Why don't you ask Professor Snape to teach you how to make an aphrodisiac!"

Don't look at him now, but don't judge people by their appearance, the professor never misses a potion brew. ”

Snape's smile vanished, and there was an eerie glint in his eyes.

He dug into his pockets and prepared to give Lockhart some medicine for the night.

After listening to Lockhart's words, Cedric was ready to move.

Today is really a good day to confess, just like April Fool's Day and Truth or Dare, effectively avoiding the embarrassment of rejection.

Qiu seemed to know what he was thinking, and immediately warned: "If anyone dares to humiliate me with such a dwarf, I will become a ghost, and I will not let him go!" ”

William nodded approvingly, and glanced cautiously at the wolf-like and ready girls.

William had just seen Marietta talking to some of the girls, pointing at him.

"Let's go, let's go somewhere safer." William said.

Once confessed in a crowded place, it is no different from a public execution.

Cedric wanted to find an excuse to sneak to the toilet, but his careful thoughts, before he could put it into action, were entangled by the dwarfs first.

Don't look at Cedric's master licking dog, he is very handsome, with a handsome appearance, which is very pleasing to his classmates.

Students...... There are men and women...... Among them, the proportion of boys is slightly larger, about eighty-two open.

Hufflepuff courtesans ...... It's not just a casual talk.

In just one hour, Cedric was confessed by seven or eight boys, and some dwarfs chased him to the toilet to read him love letters.

During the lessons, the dwarfs don't stop either.

They kept barging into classrooms and handing out Valentine's Day cards, much to the annoyance of the teachers.

In Professor Flitwick's class, twelve dwarfs take turns reading love letters to William.

William had no choice but to seal his throat with a deadbolt to shut up the dwarfs.

During Professor McGonagall's lesson, she locked the door so that no dwarfs were allowed to enter.

The dwarfs lie outside the window, showing off their "reader" skills, reading rap and earthy poems in a broken London accent.

It's even more embarrassing!

In the afternoon Potions class, Professor Snape was uncharacteristically inactive.

He heard about Flitwick and Professor McGonagall's class, and was ready to seize the opportunity to humiliate the.

Sure enough, within three minutes of class, five dwarfs rushed over.

William pulls out his wand and casts a spell on the dwarf if he calls his name.

Professor Snape said lazily, "Stark, whoever asked you to pull out his wand will be deducted five points!"

Hurry up and read it, let me feel it too...... Nausea sensation. ”

Professor Snape smiled maliciously and vomited.

The dean of his own house joked, and the little snakes who were in class were very face-saving smiles.

One of the dwarfs, plucking the harp, sang, "I have a message to be delivered to Professor Snape personally." ”

Snape: "?? ”

"Oh, Snape!

My dear old fellow,

I'm deeply in love with you!

If you don't accept my confession,

I'm going to kick you hard in the ass with my boots.

Oh, I swear,

For Merlin's sake,

I would really do that.

You stupid groundhog! ”

"Divided!" Snape's face flushed, and he raised his wand to explode the card.

The dwarfs fled in a hurry and stood in the hallway, continuing to read aloud the love letters to Professor Snape.

"The twins must have done this."

On the way to the auditorium after school in the afternoon, Cho said to William and Cedric.

It was the twins who did it, but they didn't do it themselves, they hired Gryffindor students to do it.

The twins took out all the money they picked up in the sewers and formed the "Cute Snape Female Fan Support Group".

The two called on the students to write love letters to idols, five sheets and one nat, and the end of the day!

It's simple:

Liked Professor Snape (

Although I don't have a lot of money, I can't bear a lot of money, and I can write love letters repeatedly. A large number of trolls contracted this job.

"Professor Snape will definitely retaliate." Cedric sighed.

"Then the object of his revenge is also Lockhart." William grinned, "He initiated the Valentine's Day event. ”

"What's that?!" Qiu suddenly raised his hand, pointed to the sky and said loudly.

All the students looked at the sky.

A gigantic Lockhart head, made up of countless turquoise star-like things.

The words "Happy Valentine's Day", like a python, came out of Lockhart's mouth like a tongue.

After it appeared, it rose higher and higher, and a cloud of green smoke emitted a dazzling light, like a new constellation against the backdrop of the evening.

If you change Lockhart's avatar to a skeleton and the font to a python...... That's what it is...... Dark Mark!

"Lockhart isn't crazy, is he?!" Cedric was dumbfounded.

William shrugged.

Almost

This stupid groundhog!

It's not just stupidity, it's stupidity.

……

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(Thanks to the four big guys "Hellcat", "Wind Spirit Fifteen", "Saynol", and "Deep Sea Turtle" for their tips.) ）