Chapter 262: Dong Zhuo's cousin
"Dinosaurs! The big man's like a flower! ”
This is Qin Feng's evaluation of this woman.
Very pertinent.
The nostrils are facing the sky, and there is a leakage of nose hair, a large mouth of blood, a mouth full of yellow teeth, and dead fish eyes ....... He didn't dare to look at it anymore, and he would vomit if he continued to look at it!
Let's take a look at Dong Ling.
Qin Feng stared at Dong Ling, who had a childish face and big breasts, and only then did he calm down his mood.
"Woo-woo-woo......." When the dinosaur girl saw Qin Feng's expression, she cried for no reason, and her voice was like the cry of a night owl!
Dong Ling was immediately dissatisfied and made a move to screw you to death. said: "This is Aunt Ruhua." ”
Like a flower! Cousin! Holy! Isn't this Dong Zhuo's sister-in-law! Qin Feng didn't expect that it was really like a flower in the world, so he couldn't help but be embarrassed, scratched his head and said, "I'm sorry, my appearance is a ...... given by my parents." ”
"Wow! Whining......! ”
Qin Feng said it too truthfully, and his cousin ran away crying with her head in her arms.
Dong Ling became rude because of this, and she was going to beat Qin Feng.
Qin Feng knew that this Dong Ling was beaten, and he was able to beat it for half a month, so he lay on the bed and was beaten fat.
Who knew that Dong Ling felt it, and he pulled down Qin Feng, and he was going to do good things.
Where does he have a mind now, even if it is a child's face and big breasts, not to mention that he has just walked away like a flower. This has to be seen in bed in the middle of the night, and without taking medicine, it will be immediately yangwei.
He pushed Dong Ling away and said perfunctorily: "Your cousin, Qingqi bones, how can she be in your room!" ”
When Dong Ling saw her cousin, she suddenly came to her senses, so she stopped pestering Qin Feng and said, "My cousin is the most loved by my grandmother." She loved her father, the hero, and the world. Always wish. Grandma often persuades, but it's a pity that even if my father is filial. I didn't want to do it in this matter, so my cousin was very miserable...... ”
Qin Feng's expression was strange. Secretly said that your grandmother is more than ninety, and her vision is obviously not good, just this look, you can scare the gorilla to death in a cage, let alone your father. No matter how filial your father is, he is ...... better than an orangutan.
When Dong Ling saw his expression, she only thought in her heart, and said: "Actually, my cousin is only 24 years old, and she has followed her grandmother since she was a child. Growing up watching his father fight in the north and south. At that time, my father used to bring her things ....... ”
24! Don't say 24, 14 can't be, if you are four or five years old, you can be friendly and caring. It turned out to be a young love, but this affection has accumulated deeply.
Dong Ling touched Qin Feng's chest at this time and said, "My cousin's wish in life is to marry her father, even if she dies overnight, she is willing, it's really infatuated." And Daddy actually took that little goblin as his wife. It's disgusting, you stinky men ....... She was so arrogant that she screwed Qin Feng hard.
Qin Feng was in pain, and he was shocked! Yes. Isn't this a ready-made stealing beam for pillar! However, Dong Ling had to cooperate in this matter, so that he could see Aunt Ruhua, and he grabbed Dong Ling's hand. Temptation: "You have a lot of feelings with your cousin, do you want to help her?" ”
Women don't think women are ugly. What's more, Dong Ling's mother died early and grew up with her cousin Ruhua. Then he said, "How to help my cousin!" ”
Qin Feng said: "Steal the beam and change the pillar." Tomorrow's wedding, replace the bride with your cousin. ”
"Wow! Playful! Well, you're going to serve me tonight! Saying that, Dong Ling looked rude, so she took out a leather whip, and her face turned red.
This little girl has always played with the dead and does not pay for her life, Qin Feng suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, threw her aside, and said, "Then let your cousin be alone for the rest of her life." ”
Dong Ling hurriedly changed the color and said softly: "Don't be angry, just let the slave family serve the master, well......." So saying, he handed the whip over.
After a while, there was the crunch of a leather whip in the room, and the comfortable gasping of women.
In the early morning of the next day, Hewu was shrouded in a red festivities.
Qin Feng came over early in the morning to tell her about the matter in order to avoid worrying about Diao Chan. Diao Chan was overjoyed when he learned about Jihua. She didn't want to be able to live, but to be able to stay with Qin Feng for a long time.
After that, Qin Feng followed Dong Ling to Aunt Ruhua's room.
At this time, it was like a flower, and when I saw the lights outside, I was already crying.
"Cousin, don't cry, I've already thought of a plan!" Dong Ling signaled as she spoke.
Your strategy, then you can carry this black cauldron. Qin Feng said, "Aunt Ruhua ......." He took a deep breath of cold air, and said in his heart that he was fortunate to get up early and eat less, so as not to see too much rice, so when he spoke, he just looked at Dong Ling's mountain peak and said, "Today's prime minister's wedding ......." ”
Ruhua lifted the table and shouted: "How about getting married, your little steward will not be able to bully me!" ”
Qin Fengxin said that just like you, I can't wait to walk around. Stubbornly said: "Aunt Cousin, listen to my ......." He Shan is the master of ceremonies for this wedding, and Miss Dong Ling said yesterday that she ....... Wouldn't it be ......beautiful if my cousin could replace her as a bride? ”
Dong Ling also spoke on the side, and Ruhua knew that the two of them were here to help her. After learning about Jihua, he immediately put away his tears, twisted his nose and threw it on the ground, and Weng said: "Is this feasible?" ”
"Why not!" Qin Feng showed a bewitching smile and said, "Eight sedan chairs, Ming Media is marrying, three knocks and nine bows." With the help of the old lady from the side, my cousin sat on the hostess of the dock, and she was the one to do it! ”
Ruhua was overjoyed when she heard this, thinking of Dong Zhuo's filial piety, with the help of the old lady, even if he knew, he couldn't do anything about himself. No matter what the method is, as long as she can marry Dong Zhuo, Ruhua will be satisfied, she gasped in her nostrils, and said: "If this is the case, I will let you Heshan take charge of all the affairs of Hewu!" ”
However, she was a little worried, and said, "It's just the newcomer's ......." ”
Qin Feng hurriedly said: "Don't worry about it, cousin, everything is on Qin Feng." As long as your cousin prepares properly, don't show her feet during the salute! ”
Ruhua stood up, touched her face with a handkerchief, and shouted outside: "It's all for my aunt and grandmother to get in......." ”
So a large group of maids hurriedly arrived to dress up for Aunt Ruhua.
When Qin Feng zaijian, he didn't go back to his breath, and after putting on makeup, he was like a flower, and he was simply a pig's head who wanted to sing Peking Opera Huadan.
The three of them soon came to the new house, and the subordinates were immediately beaten out by the rude Dong Ling. When Ruhua saw the beauty of Diao Chan, she couldn't help but show a fierce light.
Diao Chan was frightened by its appearance. Instinctively hid behind Qin Feng.
He said, "Without further ado, don't make a ...... of things." ”
Dong Ling and Ruhua didn't know how to do it. I can only ask Qin Feng.
Qin Feng said: "You should send Diao Chan out of the dock first, but this matter is not easy. But there are two peers, and I think I can pass the ....... ”
So the two of them covered Diao Chan's face with a cloak from what they said, and Qin Feng used the excuse of going out to urgently procure supplies, and he was accompanied by Dong Zhuo's daughter and Dong Zhuo's cousin, who could doubt it.
On the other side of the dock, Dong Zhuo was helping his subordinates. The big red groom dressed neatly, imagining the beauty of the night, did not know that Qin Feng had sent Diao Chan out.
After leaving Hewu smoothly, Xu Chu naturally led a few trapping legions to catch him. At the same time, it also brought news that Li Su would summon him tomorrow, and Wang Yun would start .......
Qin Feng instructed him to protect Diao Chan, and when he saw that Chang'an was in turmoil, he let the three hundred tiger guards enter the city. Go and join Zhao Yun and the others, and go out of the city after rescuing Cai Yong. Then ask him to personally lead a thousand trapped troops to wait for ...... in Hewu.
Xu Chu admired the lord, entered Chang'an alone, and even designed to kill Dong Zhuo.
Because of Dong Ling. Ruhua followed, Qin Feng couldn't just leave, so he could only follow back.
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"Worship heaven and earth......."
"Second worship high hall ......." Dong Zhuo's mother was fooled. She also thought that Dong Zhuo had changed his temperament and married Ruhua. So I'm very happy.
Dong Zhuo saw that his mother was happy, and he was naturally elated.
"Husband and wife worship each other. Sent to the cave room ....... ”
In this wedding, only the Dong family participated, but there were hundreds of people here. So Dong Zhuo naturally wanted to come out to toast and accept congratulations.
Qin Feng inevitably wanted Dong Zhuo to get drunk when he found out that he had changed people at night. Follow him, what will be a hundred years of good harmony in the future generations, white heads to old age, a match made in heaven, eternal love, never give up, click and click. Dong Zhuo was so happy that the glass was dry ...... wine.
In the middle of the moon, Dong Zhuo was drunk, and with Qin Feng's support, he walked towards the wedding room.
"He...... Heshan ...... Mountain, come to Japan...... I...... I will report to the imperial court, three ...... Three Princesses...... Three Princes! Dong Zhuo was drunk and led Qin Feng as a confidant, not knowing that his bride had been dropped by him.
Qin Feng smiled sincerely, everything was ready and waiting for Lu Bu's halberd, and said in his heart Boss Dong, it's not that the master pits you, it's the real temptation in this world. Ye can pit one by one, you died early, Yuan Shao in the north has not yet succeeded, Lu Bu will come out here, and when the master turns around, Yuan Benchu will be driven across the Yellow River, and Liu Bei will also be driven over. Ye is standing on the other side of the Yellow River and watching, you will die in the Central Plains.
He felt that there was a lot to be done in this matter, and when the time came, he would be alone in the north, and all the heroes would cut each other in the Central Plains, and it would be clear who would win and who would lose.
The development of land is nothing more than money, and when I think of this, I can't help but covet the wealth gathered in Yiwu. He already had a plan, but when he saw Dong Zhuo drinking high this time, he couldn't help but test it, and said: "The prime minister is wrong to love, and Heshan is ashamed to be ashamed, but Yiwu is heavily guarded, and Heshan is searched every time he goes out to do things for the prime minister, which is very delayed, and he can't hide the prime minister's private affairs ......." ”
"Well...... good...... Well...... you take this token, and those who dare to block it will be killed...... Chop....... Dong Zhuo did drink too much, and he actually took out the pocket token.
"How can this be done!" Qin Feng said kind words while quickly pretending.
"When...... Yes, if it weren't for you, if it was for Wen You, my little beauty would be gone! Dong Zhuo said.
At this time, he had already walked to the door of the wedding room, Qin Feng was not happy when he heard it, Made, I will see Aunt Ruhua as soon as I see it, I hope your kid can also be hard. He saw that Dong Zhuo was unstable on his feet, so he slammed his feet.
Dong Zhuo was big, and after losing his balance, he suddenly smashed into the marriage room.
"Oops!" Dong Zhuo was prostrate on the ground, fortunately, his stomach was higher than his chin, and he was used as a pad, so he never gnawed on and had a few less front teeth.
He was about to be furious, but he thought again that he couldn't frighten the beauty, and the turtle kicked his legs on all fours, and barely got up. Shaking his sleeves, he arched his hand at the big pillar and said, "Madame is smiling!" (To be continued......)