Chapter 95 095 Why do I have more torches and gasoline in my hands?

The Chinese New Year's Eve celebrations continue until the early hours of the morning.

Although Lin Youde doesn't need to work, the various undercurrents hidden in this festive atmosphere still make Lin Youde feel extremely tired.

Plus, ballroom dancing is a tiring job.

If Lin Youde had crossed over, he would probably be excited to be able to "hook shoulders" with a beautiful girl, but now he has become a charming resistance to the girl under the fox's sassy offensive MAX, and he is almost aware of the true meaning of "color is emptiness".

So ballroom dance, the only **** for Lin Youde, disappeared.

For Lin Youde now, ballroom dancing is now a meaningless physical job, which is useless except to make him feel tired.

At about three o'clock in the morning, Lin Youde sat down in the bath and stretched his body comfortably.

Before Lin Youde crossed over, he went from the south to the north to study at university, and when he first saw the big bathhouse, he was simply shocked by culture. But he was now accustomed to bathing in such open bathhouses.

However, Lin Youde was not so obsessed with building a large bathhouse in Sanssouci Palace, this huge bath and related supporting facilities were built for the people of Matsudaira Chihiro, Yingzhou. As for Lin Youde, he came to use this bathhouse for everything, of course, because he could bathe with the fox......

Now the fox was lying not far from Lin Youde, sitting comfortably against the inner wall of the bath, with his hands spread out on the edge of the bath.

The water in the bath is clear, so the fox's good figure can be seen at a glance.

Lin Youde couldn't help but sigh, Shenji is worthy of being a girl who is favored by God, the flesh is thick and plump where there should be flesh on her body, and there is no fat at all where she should be thin. Like a fox, who has plump breasts and fat buttocks but can clearly see the upper edge of the hip bone and the lower rib arch above the lower abdomen, it is estimated that he can only rely on plastic surgery in the world before Lin Youde crossed.

So Lin Youde didn't understand why the fox was so sensitive to weight before, how to see that her extra weight should be added to her chest and buttocks.

"What are you thinking?" The fox glanced into the water and asked curiously after making sure that Lin Youde was not thinking about something sexual.

"I wonder why you're so keen on losing weight." Lin Youde said honestly, "Those weights should have been added to the right place, right?" ”

"And legs! The thighs will get thicker! The fox slapped the steaming water with both hands, "I've already lost to little Viola, and I'm going to be hated if I get thicker!" ”

Lin Youde shrugged.

At this time, the fox continued, "Although this bath is great, the feeling of soaking is still not as good as a real hot spring......

"It took a lot of money to build this bath." Lin Youde looked helpless, the fox had been arguing that the Germans' small bathtub was uncomfortable and wanted a large bath, so Lin Youde ordered to open up a small area in the garden near Sanssouci Palace and build a large bathhouse including a circulating water supply heating system.

In order to ensure that this kind of large-scale construction for one person does not affect the people's evaluation of themselves, Lin Youde also painstakingly created a public opinion, saying that bathing is a fine tradition left by the Roman era, and frank meeting is conducive to deepening mutual understanding.

Now that the bath has been built, the fox has only been soaking for less than half a month, and he has begun to complain.

It's really hard for girls to serve.

"Now, dear advisor, did you say that Schönbrunn Palace has any hot springs?"

Lin Youde thought about it and found that he really didn't know the answer to this question, his knowledge of the Habsburgs before crossing was only "they like to use human self-propelled cannons to open up the territory" and "Princess Sisi is so beautiful", and he knew more about the situation in Serbia and the Balkans than about the Habsburg royal family. Therefore, why Schönbrunn Palace is called Schönbrunn Palace, he has no impression at all.

So he shook his head and replied frankly, "I don't know the way, maybe it's just that the place is called Mei Quan." Isn't there such a situation in Yingzhou, obviously there are not many deer but it is called Kagoshima or something. ”

"Hahaha, yes." The fox replied with a smile.

At that moment, there was a sound of the door opening.

"What?" Viola's voice followed, "You're in the bath for anything!" ”

"It's a mixed bath." Lin Youde replied calmly, and by the way, he set his eyes on the door and immediately feasted his eyes.

Viola was a few seconds late before she realized what Lin Youde was looking at, and immediately screamed, and while covering her body, she used her ability to lift the stool that was placed next to her to wipe the bath, and smashed it towards Lin Youde.

Maybe because his mind was scattered, this hit on the head was not good, Lin Youde just shrunk his neck slightly to avoid this blow.

"Little Viola, your reaction is too exaggerated," said the fox stood up, crossed his hands on his waist, proudly raised his head, and the wet tail behind him swayed from side to side, spilling water on Lin Youde's face, "You see that I am like this, honest meeting is the essence of bathhouse culture!" ”

"It's so shameless!" Viola blushed and shouted, "I've been listening to you talk about how good the bathhouse is all day, and I'm looking forward to it!" Give back my expectations! ”

The bathhouse has only been completed for a little over half a month, and Viola has a lot of entertainment after New Year's Day, so she stays in Berlin, and this is her first visit to Potsdam this year.

"Little Viola, what do you think," the fox continued to smile and persuade Viola, whose body had already risen to protect her key parts, "Not only are we naked, but my dear advisor is also in a state of honesty." ”

"Huh?" Viola seemed to notice this, and her gaze turned to Lin Youde, first on his chin, and then gradually downward.

Although Lin Youde's appearance on this side of the time and space is still within the range of the average line, his body is indeed much more exercised than before the crossing - the double bonus of not having video games and having a girl to exercise with is amazing.

Viola's gaze swept across Lin Youde's strong chest muscles and across the tofu cubes in his abdomen......

Viola was bleeding red liquid from her nostrils, and she collapsed to the ground like a puppet with a broken string and passed out.

"Ah," the naked fox spread his hands at Lin Youde, "It seems that this stimulation is too strong for Viola." ”

"Seriously, I'm extremely confident in my masculinity right now." Lin Youde said as he stood up.

"Aha, after all, Viola is also a beautiful girl, and if a beautiful girl dies of nosebleeds, a man's self-confidence will explode." After saying that, the fox punched himself in the nose, and also got a nosebleed, and then softly went back to the water, "Oops, I also fainted with a nosebleed!" ”

"Then you can honestly play the role of a corpse floating in the bath."

"Huh? I'm really bleeding! ”

"Handle it yourself." With that, Lin Youde walked out of the bath and came to Viola's side, turned her face up, then took out a towel from the basin placed under the scrubbing faucet, and began to wipe the nosebleed on her face.

"Lower Viola must know that she was turned over by you, maybe she will vomit three liters of blood and go into shock." The fox who stopped pretending to be a corpse was lying next to the bath, looking at Lin Youde and Viola with a comfortable appearance, and the nosebleeds were still crackling.

"Stop the bleeding."

"If you don't come to help me, I'll be more than that! Ah, the beautiful girl is going to lose her life because of a nosebleed! ”

Lin Youde was just about to reply, Viola woke up.

The girl lying on her back on the ground with the door wide open and Lin Youde looked at each other, and after a few seconds of planting, her whole face was as red as a ripe apple, and the nosebleed that had just been stopped by Lin Youde gushed out like a flood that burst the embankment.

……

Sanssouci Palace's new bathhouse is very lively and noisy in every sense.

**

It was like this until more than four o'clock in the morning, when Lin Youde changed into pajamas and lay down in his bed.

As soon as he lay down, he found that there were other people in the bed besides the fox.

"Miss President?"

"I—I'm going to be sixteen this year, and we've slept with them before."

"Little Viola immediately abandoned her most reserved after she learned that I would burrow into your bed except for the days when she came on vacation."

The fox explained from the side.

"Wordy! Can you drill me? ”

After speaking, Viola twisted her body, exposed her head from the bed, and pillowed next to Lin Youde's head.

Then the fox's head came out of the bed, and she reached out from Viola's back to hug the little girl.

Lin Youde looked at the two girls through the faint light of the bedside lamp, thinking that these two were really like a mother and daughter.

"Now the advisor must be thinking that we are like a mother and daughter." The fox whispered in Viola's ear in a voice that Lin Youde could also hear.

Viola immediately let out an unwilling scream, but did not open her mouth to refute it.

Her hand touched Lin Youde's hand in the quilt, as if she was about to hold it.

But Lin Youde turned over and directly hugged Viola and the fox into his arms.

At this moment, he kind of understands those guys who want beauties and don't want rivers and mountains.

However, in the world here, having a "beauty" is equivalent to having half of the country, so thinking about it, the monarchs of this world seem to be quite happy.

Of course, those unlucky people who were seized by the "beauty" and hung a lamppost do not count.

When Lin Youde sighed about this, the two girls were in a fierce confrontation.

"Fox, your ball is crushing me!"

"Ahh

"Comfortable ghost, take your tail away, it's so hot! There was also the smell of untreated fur. ”

"Little Viola, you don't understand, men, they all like girls with a little body odor, only the fragrance on the body is not enough!"

Lin Youde sighed, then changed his serious voice and said to the two girls: "You two, shut up for me, and then sleep!" ”

"Yes, yes." After speaking, the fox pulled away the tails of the three people who were originally covered in the quilt.

Because of this, Viola had no reason to protest, so she obediently shut up.

After quieting down, Lin Youde reached out and pulled the lamp rope of the bedside lamp.

Then darkness descended on the bedroom.