Li Chengqian smiled, the groomsmen laughed, the groomsmen laughed, and the strong onlookers around laughed, Su Houye is an expert in warfare, neither the Turks nor the wingmen are opponents, but when they get married, why do they still use the military array? This time to laugh at the big guys, Suning looked at Li Chengqian and couldn't help the urge to kill him, and Su Dingfang and the other three also looked at the heartless bastards of the groomsmen group with vicious eyes......

Xue Rengui, Wang Xuance, Du He, Jiao Changhe, Zhao Liang, Li Zhen, Changsun Chong, Li Boyao...... You bastards, remember me! You will all fall into my hands! Look at me if I don't practice to death for you! If you don't practice, you're going to die!

When the laughter gradually stopped, Suning was just about to speak, when he heard a very nice but imposing voice from inside the gate of the county king's mansion: "Master Su, we all know that you are a general, and you are an expert in fighting, but we are a group of weak women, and there are little dolls, can you bear to use the method of dealing with outsiders to deal with us defenseless weak women?" If that's the case, the county lord really can't marry you! Who knows if you will bully the county lord in the future? This door must not be opened for you! ”

As soon as the words fell, a burst of laughter like a woman's silver bell resounded at the gate of the county king's mansion, and all of a sudden, the onlookers outside couldn't help but laugh loudly, this thing is really a rare occurrence in a hundred years......

The bastards of the groomsmen's group, especially Li Chengqian, the culprit, laughed and lay on the back of the horse, and Suning only felt that the strings called reason in his head were gradually tense, and his body was constantly trembling. The combat value has been rising all the way, and now it has the power to smash this gate with one punch, and it also has the strength to beat Li Chengqian to the point that he can't take care of himself......

The three groomsmen looked at each other, not knowing what to do, so they could only focus their eyes on Suning's body, and Su Dingfang, who had experience, said helplessly: "Erlang, in this situation, you have to think of ideas, let's not seem to be able to enter for the time being......"

Cheng Chumo and Yu Chi Baolin shook their heads helplessly. said that he was helpless. Suning is so depressed, I should have brought Cui Xiaoyi with me, that's a think tank! If he is there, it is estimated that thirty-six strategies can be used! How could these be his opponents? It's a pity. The think tank is not there. How good is that?

Conventional means are not used. can only use unconventional means, Suning had no choice but to whisper: "It seems that only I will go and knock on the door in person, and what cone formation will be put aside for the time being." It's real to trick the door open, you guys get ready, as soon as the door opens, I'll jump back, and you'll rush up and open the door, understand?! ”

The three of them nodded, Suning adjusted his equipment, touched the bamboo and rattan helmet on his head, put his mind at ease, got off the horse and stepped forward, and knocked on the door: "I said ladies, today is also my big day, no matter what, you have to open the door too, right?" When you miss the good day, who can afford it? If my wife is not satisfied and has a falling errand, how can this be good? Besides, if you don't open the door, I won't be able to give this red envelope! ”

Even coaxing and threats, sticks and gold dollars, what else can you do?

Who would have thought that voice again: "This doesn't have to worry about Hou Ye Su, the county lord has already spoken, Hou Ye wants to marry the county lord, it's not so easy, at the beginning, it was hard for General Su to marry his daughter-in-law Su Hou Ye, if it wasn't as good as that time, this door would definitely not be opened!" Su Hou Ye is known as a genius in Chang'an, those six love poems were popular in the Tang Dynasty at the beginning, and now it is his turn to get married, what's the matter, it can't be worse than that time, right? ! ”

The strings in Suning's head tightened a little more...... This girl, I'm afraid the world will not be chaotic!

But these words made the onlookers wake up, yes, Su Hou Ye has done too much, so much so that they forget that Su Hou Ye is still a talented man with both civil and military skills, and he can't ask for it in Chang'an with one stroke, and thousands of girls who have written a few love poems are fascinated by it, and it seems that there is a lot of lace news, which is still created for his brother to get married, this time it's his turn to get married, and he can't use big road goods to perfunctory, right?

Suning suddenly felt that everyone was looking at him, okay, it seems that if you don't take out the unique job of pressing the bottom of the box, you can't get in this door! TMD, little girl, let's go through the tricks!

"Will you be able to open the door if you do that?!" Suning asked through gritted teeth.

There was a burst of laughter from inside, and then he said, "That's natural, after this level, this door will naturally open!" Suhong Pharmaceutical, please! Don't let the county lord down! ”

Hum! Disappointed? Am I that kind of person?

Suning took a deep breath, breathed a sigh of relief, calmed down his restless mood, put his hands behind his back, put on the appearance of a talented man, and chanted in an affectionate magnetic male voice that can often appear in TV shows: "First, it's best not to see each other, so you don't fall in love, and second, it's best not to know each other, so you can't be lovesick." ”

Many people were stunned, especially Su Dingfang, Su Dingfang's stepping stone was this poem, why did Suning take it out at this time?

There was silence for a while before he spoke: "Hou Ye Su don't want to deceive me and others to be women, this is obviously the poem used in Brother Ling's wedding, although it was also written by Hou Ye Su, but is it a little inappropriate to use it at this time?" ”

Su Dingfang was just about to ask, when he heard Su Ning smile and said, "Who told you that this is a poem?" It's just the first and second, how do you know that there's nothing else behind this? Listen, it's best not to be with each other in the third, so that you don't owe each other, and it's better not to cherish each other in the fourth, so that you don't remember each other. ”

Not just the first second? And the third and fourth?

So, is there a fifth or sixth?

After being cold for a while, Suning became impatient and shouted: "How is it, can you open the door?" After this shout, the onlookers came to their senses, and the women's soldiers inside seemed to have some movements: "This, is there a follow-up to this?" ”

Of course, there is a follow-up, but it is not used now, Suning smiled: "That's natural, but it's not used now." The first door is used for these, if you want to continue listening, then open the door, Ben Hou will learn to learn the second master today, and kill six generals after five passes! Guan Erye used the Qinglong Yanyue Knife, and Ben Hou used poetry! All right! Open the door quickly! ”

Suning shook the tiger's body hard, Wang Ba's anger overflowed, and after a while, the door actually opened......

As a veteran of the battlefield who has been honed on the battlefield for a long time, Suning, who will win every battle, has killed many people. This man who has fought and seen blood killings. There is often an intuition, which is called the sixth sense in modern times, and to put it bluntly, it is the prediction of danger, like walking on the road and suddenly a lump of bird poop falls from the sky. Those with strong instincts can use Limbo micro-steps to dodge. An unresponsive person may look up when he or she hears a warning. Open your mouth wide to make an innocent appearance, and then the bird poop falls right inside your mouth.

This situation can be seen as a very typical example in today's field. People who react quickly have meat to eat, people who react slowly have sticks to eat, a huge wooden stick drilled out from a very tricky angle at the moment the door opened, and rushed down towards Suning with an indomitable momentum, when it comes to the number of kills, Suning is obviously better, and the IQ is enough, compared to Yu Chi Baolin, who happened to be standing behind Suning with a sluggish face, it is obviously much stronger.

The sixth sense gave Suning a very good help, after perceiving the deep malice of the girls in the door for him, Suning cast a football version of Thomas with a difficulty coefficient of five .5 full spin, and suddenly turned behind Yu Chi Baolin, Yu Chi Baolin's height was more than half a head taller than Suning, Suning leaned over slightly, and then shouted: "Not good!" Pauline Run! ”

With a "bang", Suning immediately drilled out from behind Yu Chi Baolin's body, in this process, Suning obviously felt that Yu Chi Baolin's body like a mountain fell quickly, Suning didn't care about Yu Chi Baolin, who had died heroically, and shouted: "Brother!" Silence! Rush in! Avenge Pauline! ”

Between the lightning and flint, everyone lost the ability to judge, and the voice of Suning, who was still able to control their bodies and thoughts, gave them correct guidance, their bodies moved involuntarily, Su Dingfang, a super strong man, rushed to the door at once, slapped the door open, and rushed inside, Cheng Chumo then plugged in, and the women's army inside was slightly stunned, and I don't know who shouted "Hit", and the sticks poured on Su Dingfang and Cheng Chumo like raindrops.

Yu Chi Baolin lay straight on the ground, fainted, Suning took off his top hat, well, wearing a bamboo and rattan helmet, probably Yu Chi Gong's private collection, it should be fine, it is estimated that the group of girls used too much force, plus the gravitational acceleration guide Yu Chi Baolin was beaten with a slight concussion, it is estimated that he will become stupid, well, he is already very stupid, it doesn't matter if he is stupid, he can't die anyway.

Standing up, Suning said to the groomsmen behind him, "What are you still looking at?" Carry this guy out and rush in with me! ”

Suning shouted "Ahhhhh

After a violent beating, the red envelope finally bought most of the women's army, the attack slowly stopped, Suning finally obtained the qualification to move forward, after looking at Su Dingfang and Cheng Chumo, Suning was startled, Nima, why is your nose blue and your face swollen? Cheng Chumo still has a nosebleed?

Cheng Chumo cried and said with a sad face: "Who knows, these girls are ruthless, they greeted me in the face, and they were stabbed a few times without even paying attention......"

The next process is just like the Guan Erye described by Suning in the Three Kingdoms, and when he encounters a level, he has to recite a poem: "The fifth is best not to fall in love, so that you can not abandon each other, and the sixth is best not to be relative, so you can not meet." ”

"It is better not to be wrong in the seventh, so that it is not negative, and in the eighth it is better not to be permissible, so that it is not continuous."

"It is better not to depend on each other in the ninth, so that you can not be together, and it is better not to meet in the tenth, so that you can not get together."

Some words and phrases that are too revealing make the women's soldiers blush, and they can't stop throwing flattering eyes at Suning, that is, the Tang Dynasty is open to the people, if it comes to the Song Dynasty, especially the Southern Song Dynasty, it is estimated that Suning will be thrown into the river in a sack and sink to the bottom...... At the end of the place, it is the well-defended lobby, Li Xiaogong, Mrs. Li, the three eldest brothers, Li Erma, the eldest grandson, and the queen are all staying in this hall, the door is closed, only after chanting the last poem, the bride is moved by the bride, the bride comes out of the attic next to it and enters the lobby, the door of the lobby will be opened by the father-in-law and mother-in-law, accept the son-in-law's salute, and then enter the core stage.

"But once we have met, we will know each other, and when we see each other, we will break with you, and we will avoid teaching life and death to be lovesick. Madam, my Suning is a bastard, I can't say anything good, I know how to eat except scolding, I can't say anything else, I just want to ask you, are you willing to eat with me for the rest of your life?! If you don't eat, you die! But you have to know! Without you! I don't even have the courage to eat! The last sentence of Suning was roared, under a roar, the audience was silent, and in the end, I didn't know who it was, I laughed out loud, and then drove a large number of people, hundreds of people laughed together, this earth-shattering confession of ghosts and gods, will also be accompanied by the Ten Commandments, become a legend...... Right? (To be continued......)