Xiahou Xuan screamed, like a weak woman who had met a pervert, terrified.

The guards outside the tent were shocked and wanted to rush in to protect Xiahou Xuan, but they were stopped by Dunwu and others, and the two guards broke through the blockade desperately and rushed into the big tent, but they were attacked head-on by Wei Ba and Zhang Shao. As soon as the two of them made a move, they kicked the two guards away, but Xiahou Xuan finally escaped from their clutches, wrapped in the quilt, and shrank to the corner of the tent.

Wei Ba and Zhang Shao smiled evilly and forced up again. Xiahou Xuan was frightened, for fear that he would be really stripped of his pants by these two shameless second goods and thrown outside, and his face would be lost. He held the quilt and waved his hand again and again: "Two, two, can we talk well?" Don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss, okay? Baume & Mercier is not like you. ”

"What does that celebrity look like?" Zhang Shao was having a good time, and shouted unsatisfied.

"Those who are debauchery are only appearances, and the real celebrities are sitting and talking." Xiahou Xuan was relieved to see that they were no longer moving, and explained with a wry smile: "Moreover, and you are like this...... What does it have to do with Baume & Mercier, it's clearly ......"

"What is it?"

"It's a sub-work."

"Dare to say that we are going to do it?" Zhang Shao was angry, rolled up his sleeves, and stepped forward again, so frightened that Xiahou Xuan was scared: "Cousin, cousin, I said something wrong, can't I say something wrong?" ”

At this time, Wei Ba sneered: "Sit and talk? You know the way of, but it's just empty talk. ”

Xiahou Xuan wrapped the quilt and returned to the couch, just wanting to sit on it. Seeing the futon that was stinky and coaxed by Wei Ba and Zhang Shao, he gave up his plan again, and hurriedly picked up his coat and put it on. While dressing, he looked at Wei Ba and Zhang Shao vigilantly. Seeing that Wei Ba didn't mean to be rude anymore, he breathed a sigh of relief, and the spirit of the celebrity and celebrity couldn't help but come out.

"Wei joins the army, you say we don't understand the Tao, so what do you say is the Tao?"

"The Tao is natural, and the Tao is all things around us." Wei Ba pouted: "I know you're not convinced, so I'll ask you one thing first." You can tell. I'll admit that you know that if you can't answer, don't pretend to be a celebrity in the future, say something and sit down. How is it? ”

Xiahou Xuan had already dressed. Recovered his composure. In the face of Wei Ba's provocation. He disdainfully said with his hand: "Please join the army for advice." ”

Wei Ba nodded, and accepted Xiahou Xuan's gift without shame. "Winter goes to spring. The earth is warming, is it weishenme? ”

"This is still a question, of course, because of the blessing of the sun." Xiahou Xuan snorted contemptuously: "This question is too simple, you should ask a more difficult question." ”

"Don't worry, I'm not done yet." Wei Ba interrupted Xiahou Xuan: "Since it is the blessing of the sun, is it warmer to be closer to the sun, or is it warmer to be far from the sun?" ”

"Of course, it's warmer closer to the sun." Xiahou Xuan responded: "The sun is like a fire, the closer it is to the fire, of course it is the warmest. ”

"Is that standing on the ground near the sun, or is it standing on a mountain near the sun?"

"Standing on the mountain, close to the sun, of course."

"Have you ever climbed a mountain?"

"I've never climbed a mountain, but it's so simple, you don't need to climb a mountain to know it."

Wei Ba sneered: "Sure enough, it's empty talk, it's just nonsense with your eyes closed, and you still talk nonsense, it's really cold." ”

"You!" Xiahou Xuan couldn't help but be furious when he saw Wei Ba's sudden disrespectful remarks, turned his head, and ignored Wei Ba.

When Wei Ba and Xiahou Xuan were arguing, Zhang Shao kept standing by and listening, not daring to interject easily, for fear of being laughed at by them if he said something wrong. But when he heard this, he laughed, stepped forward and patted Xiahou Xuan's shoulder: "I said cousin, although I don't read much, I have to tell you, don't blame Ziyu for laughing at you, you are really wrong." ”

Xiahou Xuan said sarcastically: "Why am I wrong? I still have to ask my cousin for advice. ”

"Hehe, you haven't climbed the mountain, you know if you have climbed the mountain. It's warm down the mountain, but the higher you go, the colder it gets. Your way of getting warmer and closer to the fire is nonsense. ”

Xiahou Xuan raised his eyebrows, and just wanted to refute, but when he saw Zhang Shao's serious appearance, he also muttered in his heart. It is true that he has never climbed any high mountains, and he has no idea that the top of the mountain is colder than the bottom of the mountain. However, he believed that Wei Ba or Zhang Shao would not use this issue as a quibble.

Is it really colder at the top of the mountain than at the bottom? It doesn't make sense.

Wei Ba sighed and shook his head. "Originally, I thought Yuanrong was so smart, and you wouldn't be too stupid if you thought about it, but I didn't expect it to be a self-righteous vain. Forget it, I have to discuss the war with Lu Xun tomorrow, and I don't have time to talk nonsense with you. Say goodbye! ”

After Wei Ba finished speaking, he arched his hand very insincerely, turned around and left. When Xiahou Xuan heard this, he immediately became anxious. He waited for a few days, and it was easy to wait until Wei Ba was free, and Wei Ba would leave again tomorrow, and he would be able to come back one day. He hurriedly stepped forward to stop Wei Ba and took a deep look: "Join the army, you will ...... tomorrow Going? ”

"Yes, I wanted to talk to you tonight, but it's a pity that ......" Wei Ba frowned slightly, "I have a lot of business, so I don't have time to talk to you about such nonsensical nonsense." He shook his head, his disappointment palpable. Jixian, do you still want to be close to such celebrities? I'm not interested, I'm going back to wash and sleep. The aroma of this body made me very uncomfortable. ”

Xiahou Xuan's face was red and his ears were red. He has always despised others, but he didn't expect to be despised by Wei Ba today. But he couldn't find a reason to refute it, and he really couldn't figure out what was wrong with the question that Wei Ba had just raised.

Wei Ba took two steps, then turned around and said, "By the way, if you want to see Yuanrong, she is not here, you may not be able to see her this time." If you want to talk about business, go to Chengdu, I won't talk to you about this. ”

As soon as it came to business, Xiahou Xuan calmed down, didn't care about his face, and hurriedly said: "Business is related to you, how can I not talk to you?" ”

"Something to do with me?" Wei Ba asked impatiently, "What's the matter?" Xiahou Xuan was just about to speak, but Wei Ba interrupted him again: "Long story short. I don't have much time. ”

Xiahou Xuan was choked and rolled his eyes. He originally wanted to take a detour with Wei Ba to figure out Wei Ba's thoughts, but now Wei Ba didn't give him a chance at all, looking like he was going to leave at any time, where was the opportunity for him to test calmly. He sighed, and had no choice but to say: "Bixia arranged for me to come, there are two tasks, one is to be kind, so that Yuanrong can marry you decently." The first is to stop the army and fight together. The world is uneasy. Let's sit down and talk and stop fighting. As for myself, I have another thought, I want to see you as a person. See what is the fate of my sister Yuanrong? ”

Wei Ba sarcastically said, "Will you meet?" ”

Xiahou Xuan was not modest at all and said: "I don't know physiognomy. It's just a little bit of experience in the art of recognizing people. ”

Wei Ba Knowledge. In the Three Kingdoms era, there was the so-called art of appreciating people and objects, and the most famous ones are, of course, Xu Shao and Xu Jing, the hosts of the Yuedan Commentary, and many people want to become famous. You have to ask them to give a comment first, and when Cao Cao first debuted, you should also ask Xu Shao to comment. But now that Xu Jing is so messy, he has no interest in the so-called Yuedan commentary. Xiahou Xuan claimed to be proficient in human object appreciation, and in his opinion, he was not much different from a Jianghu warlock.

"And what kind of person do you think you are?"

"Doctors don't treat themselves, and people don't evaluate themselves." Xiahou Xuan said: "However, you must think that I am just a talker now. In fact...... I'm basically a talker. ”

"You're pretty self-aware." Wei Ba turned back and forth in the tent twice, and suddenly asked again: "Then what kind of character do you think Sima Yi is?" ”

Xiahou Xuan's eyes shrank, and he was silent for a moment, and then said slowly: "I heard that Zhuge Cheng is known as Wolong for many years, and I think the hussar general is probably similar to him, and he can be called Fuhu." ”

Wei Ba couldn't help but feel a stir in his heart. Some people once said that Sima Yi is also a disciple of Mr. Shuijing, known as Tsukasa Tiger, and Wolong Zhuge Liang and Feng Xiao Pang Tong, Xiahou Xuan called it Fuhu, which means similar to Tsukasa Tiger. From this alone, it can also be seen that Xiahou Xuan's ability to recognize people is not entirely bragging.

"Then what kind of person do you think Lu Xun is?"

"I haven't met Lu Xun, so I don't dare to make a rash assertion."

"What about me?" Wei Ba pointed to his nose and said half-jokingly: "You came to see me, and now you have seen me, what kind of comment will you give me?" ”

Xiahou Xuan stared at Wei Ba for a long time, but Zuihou still shook his head: "We have known each other for too short a time, and we can't say for sure now, when the time is right, I will give you a comment." Now, all I can say is that you're a little unpredictable. ”

Wei Ba frowned and said unhappily: "What kind of comment is this?" ”

"It's not a formal review, it's just a preliminary impression." Xiahou Xuan lowered his head and suddenly chuckled: "Perhaps, my sister can become your virtuous helper." ”

Wei Ba grinned and became happy. "Speaking of zuihou, I still want to help Yuanrong fight for a name. At this point, it's useless to just say two beautiful words, one depends on whether you can persuade Bixia and the prime minister to agree to this family affair after you arrive in Chengdu, and second, it depends on how much you are willing to marry. The thicker the dowry, the higher the status of Yuanrong. hahaha......"

The corners of Xiahou Xuan's mouth twitched, staring at Wei Ba for a long time, and Zuihou said, "I think, I can give you a comment now." ”

"Oh, I want to hear about it."

"Big loaches."

Wei Ba's face sank: "You scolded me? ”

Xiahou Xuan shook his head and smiled incomprehensibly. "I didn't scold you. You may not understand it now, but I'm sure one day you'll agree with me. ”

Wei Ba snorted disdainfully: "Don't pretend to be a ghost here, so you can make a fool of yourself." Okay, the talk is over, I'm sleepy, go back to wash and sleep. Jixian, whether you sleep with this celebrity or go back to sleep by yourself, I don't care about you. ”

"Wait." Xiahou Xuan stopped Wei Ba: "After the official business is over, I want to ...... Talk to you about something personal. ”

"Isn't it also the end of the private matter, what else is there to talk about?" Wei Ba looked at Xiahou Xuan in surprise, his eyes full of vigilance. "Just kidding you, I don't have such a disgusting hobby."

Xiahou Xuan laughed: "You want to be crooked." What I want to talk to you about is both private and official. I think you'll be interested. He looked at Zhang Shao again, "I think you will also be interested." ”

Wei Ba hesitated for a moment. "Tell me, maybe I'm interested, maybe not."

"It's actually very simple, just a word. Whether it is your Shu Han, or our Great Wei, or that Wu State, there is a common problem: the disaster lies in the Xiao Wall. ”

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