Chapter 258: There is a scourge in the family
After the clouds and rain stopped, Zhu Qiaoqiao sat on the chair lazily, her eyes were watery and she could drown people, this storm made her appreciate what it means to be a man, but the hateful thing is that the other party actually sprinkled thousands of children and grandchildren on her belly pocket.
After being satisfied, Zhu Qiaoqiao still didn't forget to practice Musk Yue, and ordered her to come in to clean up the aftermath, and at this moment, she was lying under the two of them, gently wiping the water marks with a snow-white silk scarf, and her face was so red that she could drip water, and from time to time naughtily stretched out her tongue to lick the man's little things that had died down.
"This prodigal hoof will be weird, sure enough, a wife is not as good as a concubine, and a concubine is not as good as stealing." Zhu Qiaoqiao shook her head and scolded with a smile, raised her head and looked around at the furnishings in the study.
Xu Hao knew that there was no margin for the musk moon waves, and the affairs of the boudoir were ignorant and had no restraints at all, that is, he was born with a charming bone and did not pay for his life.
The wife will generally behave in sexual affairs, and she will easily refuse to abuse herself just to cater to her husband, so there is no need for that. And the concubines and others dare to try any fancy posture in order to invite pets, I think the literary and artistic films of the island country in the future are strange enough, right? This ancient times did not let too much, otherwise how could it give birth to the Plain Girl Sutra or something, and it was also the pity that the ancients could pass the time on weekdays, giving birth to a rich and colorful boudoir fun.
The men's study has generally been a forbidden place for women, not because of the inferiority of men and women, but as the main occasion for men's daily work and rest, and anything dirty in the study will happen.
Favoritism, fraud, bribery, and embarrassment, hooking up with maidservants, etc., which one didn't happen in the study?
In addition, most of the study rooms are set up in the outer house, so as to facilitate socializing with outsiders, and men are in and out, which makes it difficult for the female relatives in the inner house to set foot in, and the occasional visit is also when there are no guests.
Xu Hao's study has an inner house and an outer house, and Zhu Qiaoqiao came to the inner study room next to the bamboo garden, and when he came, he sent away the little girl who was waiting for tea and water, and told Musk Yue to stay outside.
Zhu Qiaoqiao's purpose can be known without asking. Eating the marrow and knowing the taste is naturally to cheat, who knows that as soon as he came in, he was forced by his brother to go back and forth two times, like going up to the clouds and climbing the galaxy, which is wonderful.
Xu Hao was a little surprised by her sister-in-law's sensitivity, it seemed that the more fiercely she whipped in a strong attitude, the more quickly she would enter the state. From a psychological point of view, as the lord of the county, he has always been high, and when he becomes a weakling, he will have a kind of upside-down thorn-shame-humiliation, so that the feeling is doubled.
Zhu Qiaoqiao watched at will. Seeing that the study room is two dark and one bright and three rooms are extremely clean and elegant, there is a Nanmu Arhat bed by the window, the bed is full of brocade quilts and pillows, it is said that the brothers do not like porcelain pillows and jade pillows, they are cold and hard and uncomfortable, and they are all changed to a kind of bran or cotton inside, and two large vases of one person high under the window are used in the official kiln bucket color.
Under the skylight on this side, there is a gold lacquer copy of rosewood, and a leather high-backed chair with a strange shape, which looks like a Taishi chair but is different. Shicai felt very comfortable to the touch when lying on it, and there were a bunch of letters and a set of Huzhou pen, ink, paper and inkstone scattered on the desk.
There is a marble screen through the door of the dark room, and there are celebrity calligraphy and paintings hanging on the wall, Zhu Qiaoqiao glanced at the embroidered spring knife on the knife stand opposite.
Beside him are two carved mahogany chairs. Zhu Qiaoqiao squinted her eyes and asked, "You tell me the truth, how many girls have you bullied here?" Suddenly, his expression changed, and he frowned and said, "Don't you make that disgusting business with the little guy, the dirty and smelly smell will come to me." Don't think about moving a finger from now on. ”
Xu Hao said with a smile while sorting out the information: "I'm not that interested, you are the first woman in the study." Absolutely true. ”
Zhu Qiaoqiao felt comfortable, and said disdainfully: "You just coax me, look at that bed, how can it be an ornament?" ”
Xu Hao said: "There's no need to coax you, you are the first woman besides Ning Xue." ”
Zhu Qiaoqiao became more and more happy and secretly said that you kid knows each other, who dares to rob me in front of me, and said with a smile: "Even if my sister-in-law didn't hurt you in vain, if you want me to say that you have to keep the girls by your side?" After using it a few times, I can send it out, and I am worried that in the future, there will be too many women to support their bones. ”
Xu Hao smiled and said: "This aspect has to be modest, in fact, there are only a few in front of me, and I won't worry about other women in the future." ”
Zhu Qiaoqiao was very surprised: "Zhiqing Zhiyan, Musk Yue Qingwen is ironclad, what about Xiangxuan and the two sisters?" Are you willing to be such an outstanding twin sister? ”
"There's nothing to be reluctant about." Xu Hao lowered his head and kept moving, "But I will stay for a few more days, their parents have already intended to sell their daughter at a high price, how can my maid be sold to others as slaves?" ”
Zhu Qiaoqiao said curiously: "Then why don't you just spend money to buy it?" ”
Xu Hao said: "This kind of parents are greedy for money, and they will often come to the door to fight the autumn breeze after buying it. I'm going to wait for them to come forward when they sell their daughter, so that they can teach a lesson, and the province will be disgusting behind their backs. ”
"I see." Zhu Qiaoqiao said with a smile: "Leave this matter to me, and discipline that parent will never think about it." ”
Xu Hao raised his head and said: "Xiangling Xiangxuan is simple and filial, this matter must first let them have an unforgettable lesson, and when they are filial to their parents in the future, they should know it in their hearts." Alas! The beauty of the birth is a rare twin, once you can't marry a good family, it's too easy to be coveted and become the plaything of the rich. ”
Zhu Qiaoqiao raised her eyebrows and said: "Then you can keep them all, less and more affectionate, the old lady has raised two girls for you anyway, and she doesn't care about raising a few more people." ”
Xu Hao smiled and said, "Then you raise it first, who knows what will happen in the future?" ”
"Humph! In the end, I still can't bear it. Zhu Qiaoqiao felt a little pantothenic acid in her heart, and she was angry.
Xu Hao didn't persuade either, what kind of person is my sister-in-law? She didn't use all the means to eliminate all the maids, which is already rare, and she has to be arrogant and domineering to treat Zhu Qiaoqiao, and her petty gentleness will only make her look down on you, and she will turn her face and deny people at any time.
After a long while, Zhu Qiaoqiao suddenly squinted his eyes and said, "I heard something last night, do you listen to it?" ”
Xu Hao's heart became vigilant, this seemed to be about to take revenge, although the previous Yunyu was used, his self-esteem was damaged. Sitting in his boss's chair at the moment, he said casually: "Listen up." ”
Zhu Qiaoqiao secretly scolded the little fox in her heart, and still wanted to fight with the old lady? Then he chuckled and said: "Isn't it last night when the window was open on a hot day, and mosquitoes came into the house, so I couldn't sleep well, so I told the girls to light incense, thinking that it would have to be smoked all night, so I just went to squeeze it with my aunt." Unexpectedly, I saw two aunts sleeping together. Illustrious! You don't need me to explain, do you? ”
Xu Hao was stunned for a moment and said, "So what? My aunt and uncle were widows, and it wasn't a big deal to comfort each other once in a while. ”
Zhu Qiaoqiao sneered: "My stupid brother, this kind of thing has no turning back as soon as the bow is opened, and the chastity that you pretend to be on weekdays is lost, and you can't bear the loneliness behind your back?" At that time, the two aunts were discussing hooking up with a man to satisfy their hunger, saying that there is a man dressed as a nun, and there will be no trace after the matter is completed, you don't care, I don't care. ”
Xu Hao's expression became solemn. frowned and said, "Is this serious?" ”
Zhu Qiaoqiao got up and said angrily: "If you don't believe it, let's see, ah!" ”
It turned out that her belly pocket was soiled and the placket was not tied, so she took it off and told Musk Yue to go back and get a new one, and as soon as she stood up, the twin peaks naturally surged out.
Xu Haoxin said that Ning Xue is not big or small, like a pair of crystal clear pears, which makes people love it, and her sister-in-law's career line is full of size, round and firm, which is too eye-catching.
"You can't let it go, even the elders have to be punished by family law." Xu Hao stared at his sister-in-law's chest and said leisurely.
Zhu Qiaoqiao slowly closed the placket in a variety of styles. said expressionlessly: "Then I'll keep an eye on it for you, and you wait for my news." After saying that, he turned around and went out.
Xu Hao always felt that there was a conspiracy here, sat and thought about it for a long time, and came to the conclusion that his sister-in-law consciously raised his brother-in-law's heart was unbalanced. I want to pull my aunt into the water, so that I feel better when I see Ning Xue? It doesn't work!
"Don't guess a woman's thoughts, you can't guess it."
Xu Hao, who didn't know the essentials, simply gave up, and suddenly his eyes lit up and he suddenly said, "It turned out that he intended to test me." ”
The daring should be that the sister-in-law saw that she invited the two aunts who still had charm to the house. I had doubts in my heart, so I just saw the right time to make a temptation.
Xu Hao smiled bitterly: "What is this? If you continue like this, you will really fall into a mess, worse than a beast. ”
Xu Hao, who understood that this was a trap, stood up. Secretly said that he wanted to get his sister-in-law away, or send the two aunts home, otherwise it would be too dangerous to let the scourge of sister-in-law around him, and when he lived with his parents, uncles, uncles and brothers, God knows what the mess would look like at home.
Xu Hao pondered and felt that it was inappropriate, it would be even more unsafe to put it outside, this woman was rich and idle, who knew what would happen? We still have to live together, but we can't let my uncles and brothers live in the house anymore.
"Let's just say that there are more women, there are more troubles, it's too annoying."
Xu Hao, who regretted not being at the beginning, finally completely understood the benefits of monogamy, and regretted not falling.
Not to mention that Xu Hao hid in the study to find troubles, Zhu Qiaoqiao came out of the study physically and mentally satisfied, and Yujian came in a hurry, and then hid in the flowers and put on a belly pocket, and squatted on the ground to relieve his hands.
The atmosphere in the garden was infected by Xu Hao, and most of the girls developed a good habit of bathing and washing their hair every day. In ancient times, it was generally believed that washing hair frequently was not good for the body, and the south was not short of water and the four seasons were warmer, and it was common for the north or water-deficient areas not to wash their hair for ten days.
Men's hygiene habits are much worse in comparison, and women who have the conditions to love cleanliness have to scrub their bodies every day, and the more their family background, the better their hygiene habits are, because there is no need to do it yourself.
When the hair is itchy, comb the hair with a grate, and there are special craftsmen who come to the grate to pinch and massage one-stop service, and watch the mud road luck, and men in the Ming Dynasty believed in this.
Women like to grate each other in the house, catch lice or something, and now the grate is basically extinct in the garden, just because every time Xu Hao sees a girl with shiny hair smeared with flower oil, he will look disgusted and stay away, so that the woman who loves beauty consciously washes her hair frequently.
Later, tiled toilets and public toilets were built everywhere in the house, and the septic tank connected to the outside had their own farmers come to pick up the feces, so he didn't need to worry about it.
There are also two luxuriously decorated public bathing pools, the walls are inlaid with pure wooden boards, the floor is paved with marble tiles, and there are lotus canopies and hot spring pools and cool water pools. The maids like this very much, and they will go to the bath together in groups every day, but Cuiliu is embarrassed as a young lady who has not been out of the cabinet, and still insists on hiding in their room and bathing with a bathtub.
Xu Hao also plans to wait for the stability to settle down, so he will design a Roman-style bathhouse at home, like the cool lion's head spitting out the hot spring with its mouth open, and it can also copy the famous Huaqing Pool, the simple style of the bathhouse can be promoted to all parts of the world, and while improving the hygiene habits of the people, taking a hot bath is also very good for the body.
The source of hot water has been thought of, and those who have hot springs use hot springs; In areas where there are no hot springs, large iron stoves for burning coal are designed, and anyway, the wisdom of the people is endless, and they will soon invent a convenient and quick way to boil water. (To be continued......)