Chapter 1021: Confrontation
"Oh Buddha Mother," seeing that Wang Xian was about to pick a son, Tang Feng was anxious, and hurriedly said loudly: "It's not a mess, the net worth and life of our Great Song Kingdom can all be tied to the military division!" What can't we talk about after the battle! ”
"Yes, Mother Buddha, the sky and the earth are big, the war is the biggest, and it looks like it's about to fight Linzi, and you can't do without Mr." Liu Xin was also frightened.
"Enough is enough, why did I say that I would remove the military division?" The Buddha's mother was dizzy by the two of them, and she stopped the two of them impatiently, and said in a self-deprecating tone: "What's more, it's not all the Dharma King who has the final say now, which of you will take my words seriously?!" ”
"Mother of the Buddha......" The three of them hurriedly got up, saying that they didn't dare.
"Okay, I just said a few words of gossip during the banquet, don't take it seriously, if there is anything offended, please forgive me." Although the Buddha Mother said this, her voice was extremely cold, and she did not have the slightest apology.
"The students don't dare, the Buddha mother killed the students." Wang Xian took a deep look again, and couldn't help but secretly breathe a sigh of relief, and said in his heart that he had finally passed the current level.
Liu Xin and Tang Feng were also relieved.
The ensuing atmosphere became more and more awkward and silent, and the Buddha Mother sat for a moment before leaving the table. Wang Xian and the three hurriedly got up to send each other.
After sending the Buddha Mother away like a plague, Tang Feng patted Wang Xian's shoulder and sympathetically comforted: "Military Master, I didn't have a chance to remind you before, this time the Buddha Mother is Xingshi's ......."
"Oh, what's the student's sin?" Wang Xian and Liu Xin asked Tang Feng to sit down again, and let people serve tea.
"Hey! There is no excuse for the sin you want to add, some people see you as too popular and jealous! Tang Feng took a sip of the teacup, spit out the tea foam and said: "His grandmother's, if you let Lao Tzu know who is talking nonsense to my sister, you have to tear off his eggs!" ”
"Your sister?" Wang Xian was stunned for a moment.
"Hehe, don't you know yet?" Tang Feng smiled and said: "The Buddha mother is my own sister, and my sister is the Buddha mother." ”
"Oh, I see." After Wang Xian finished speaking, he pretended to wipe his forehead and said: "Then isn't the Buddha's mother the daughter of the Dharma King, it's ridiculous that I am still thinking about how to help the Dharma King deal with the Buddha's mother!" ”
"Hey, hey, one yard is one yard, it's right to help the Dharma King deal with the Buddha Mother!" Tang Feng smiled disappreliantly, and said with a lustful expression on his face: "By the way, my sister is a superb beauty, if the military advisor sees her true face, her bones will definitely be crispy!" ”
"Uh......" Wang Xian has actually been pretending to be confused, but at the moment he is really a little confused, he glanced at Tang Feng strangely and said: "Eldest prince, I'm afraid it's not good to talk about the Buddha Mother like this." ”
"What, what Buddha Mother?! Didn't you come out of my mother's belly? Tang Feng patted Wang Xian's shoulder meaningfully and said, "It's just a beautiful woman, do you want to see what she looks like?" ”
"I don't want to." Wang Xian shook his head without hesitation.
"Why not?!" Tang Feng looked at Liu Xin and said with a smile: "You ask Lao Liu, who of the tens of millions of people in Shandong Province doesn't want to see my sister's true face?" ”
"Hehe, yes." Liu Xin, who had been by the side and listened quietly to the two of them, couldn't help but show fascination at this moment and said: "I don't know how many people say that if you can see the true face of the Buddha's mother, even if you die immediately, you will have no regrets." ”
"Hehe, actually, I want to see it too, but I haven't lived enough." Wang Xian smiled and said: "When I don't know, whoever sees the true face of the Buddha Mother will die." ”
"Haha, military advisor, you only know one and don't know the other." Tang Feng's head shook like a rattle, "Tell you a secret, unveil my sister, in addition to death, there is another possibility." ”
"What is possible?" Wang Xian asked with interest.
"Married her." Tang Feng said leisurely.
"Oh?" Wang Xian was stunned for a moment, and then laughed loudly: "The eldest prince said that he laughed, those who can enter the eyes of the Buddha's mother are probably not born yet!" ”
"How could it not be? She is also a woman, and sooner or later she will get married! Tang Feng's eyes widened, as if he had been insulted.
"Even if the Buddha Mother can marry someone, it is impossible to marry me as a half-old man!" Wang Xian smiled and shook his head.
"How could it be?" Tang Feng said with a smile: "The military advisor is a talent, a pedantic celestial, and unmarried, as for age, it's not a matter!" ”
"That's right!" Liu Xin also nodded his head and said: "If you want to say who can still be worthy of the Buddha Mother, that is, our military advisor!" ”
"Lao Liu, don't follow me to entertain me!" Wang Xian smiled bitterly: "You haven't seen the Buddha's mother's attitude towards me, it's no different from the enemy!" ”
"Hey, the military advisor is a layman," Tang Feng said with a smile: "This woman, I'm not afraid of how much she hates and hates you, I'm afraid of treating you like nothing, haven't you heard of it?" Hate ends up with love! ”
"Hahahaha!" Liu Xin was also very interested when he heard this, patted the table and said: "It makes sense, I looked at the Buddha Mother from the beginning, and this eye couldn't be pulled out of Mr., why didn't you look at me?" ”
"Don't gloat here," Wang Xian glared at Liu Xin angrily, and said to Tang Feng half-truths: "We toads don't dare to think about swan meat, it's nothing for the brothers to joke in private, but if you want the Buddha Mother to listen, it will be a sin." ”
Tang Feng also knew that this matter was in a hurry, so he smiled and nodded, and everyone gossiped for a while, and then dispersed......
After the banquet returned to the camp, Dai Hua wanted to step forward to remove Wang Xian's makeup, but Wang Xian shook his head: "That's it, the Buddha mother keeps an eye on it, you have to be careful these days." ”
"Sir, do you think she recognizes you?" Dai Hua packed up the medicine box and asked in a low voice.
"There shouldn't be ......" Wang Xian pondered for a moment and said in a low voice: "Her words should be just a temptation, if she really guesses my identity, I'm afraid she won't let me go easily." ”
"But I don't think that woman has dispelled her suspicions about adults," Deng Xiaoxian said in a sullen voice: "I'm afraid I will continue to test adults." ”
"It's going to rain, and my mother is going to get married, and I can't care about it." Wang Xian sighed.
"It's too dangerous to go on like this, even if she can't test the identity of an adult, if she uses force, it will be troublesome!" Dai Hua said worriedly, no matter how clever the disguise technique is, he can't really change his face, if the expert controls Wang Xian, he can take off his mask!
"Hmm," Wang Xian nodded, and said softly, "I have to find a way to distract her." ”。
Early the next morning, Wang Xian and Liu Xin accompanied the Buddha Mother and Tang Feng to breakfast.
Just like yesterday, the Buddha Mother sat quietly on the main seat, not eating or drinking, and the atmosphere was as strange as yesterday. It may take a long time for Wang Xian and Liu Xin to get used to the strange behavior of the Buddha Mother.
"Mother Buddha," Tang Feng ate a bowl of noodles, put down the bowl, wiped his mouth and said, "Let's go back to Qingzhou after breakfast, the Dharma King is still waiting for the Mother Buddha to go back." ”
Wang Xian and Liu Xin both looked at the Buddha Mother when they heard the voice, not to mention Wang Xian, even Liu Xin was looking forward to seeing off this plague god as soon as possible, this Buddha Mother was in the military camp for a moment, Liu Xin was uncomfortable.
"......" The Buddha Mother was silent for a moment, then slowly shook her head and said: "This seat went to Linzi City early this morning. ”
Seeing that the Buddha's mother answered the question, Tang Feng pursed his lips, knowing that he couldn't be the master of the Buddha's mother at all.
"Seeing that Linzi City is strong and strong, and the garrison is very tight, I can't help but be very worried about you, how can you capture this city." The Buddha Mother looked at Wang Xian and Liu Xin, and said lightly: "This seat is not aimed at you, I really think that attacking Linzi is a wrong decision." ”
When Liu Xin heard this, he felt that his head was big, yes! This master doubted the identity of the military advisor yesterday, and now he simply questioned the entire combat operation!
"Hehe," Wang Xian put down the dishes and chopsticks, and asked with a smile, "I don't know what the Buddha Mother thinks?" ”
"I think it's better to go back to Qingzhou and make other plans." The Buddha's mother still looked at Wang Xian fixedly, and said lightly: "What is the intention of the military advisor?" ”
"Haha, hehe!" Wang Xian laughed a little weirdly, and asked rhetorically: "Does the Buddha Mother want to hear the truth or lie?" ”
"What about lies, what about truths?" The Buddha's mother looked stunned, and for a long time, no one dared to talk to her like this anymore.
"Lies are naturally the Buddha's mother's concerns, let me wait for a later discussion before making a decision." Wang Xian ignored the Buddha's mother's angry eyes and smiled.
Liu Xin and Tang Feng can both feel that Wang Xian's attitude towards the Buddha Mother is different today, yesterday he was still weak, but today he is strong!
'Yes! That's right! Tang Feng was overjoyed and secretly shouted: "This is the man who can conquer my sister!" ’
Of course, at this time, no one would notice Tang Feng's inner activities, everyone looked at the Buddha Mother, only to see that her veil was windless and automatic, for a long time, Fang Leng asked Wang Xian coldly:
"What about the truth?"
"The truth is, the Buddha Mother still don't worry about it," Wang Xian picked up the feather fan, no matter what season it was, and shook it gently, "Linzi City is unbreakable in the eyes of the Buddha Mother, but in the eyes of the students and General Liu, it is easy to capture this city, and it is effortless." ”
"......" Liu Xin and Tang Feng opened their mouths wide, looked at Wang Xian blankly, and couldn't help but give a thumbs up in unison. Mad! Sir is really crazy! I have never seen anyone who dares to be so disrespectful to the Buddha Mother! I've never seen anyone who dares to brag so much!
The body of the Buddha Mother couldn't help but shake slightly a few times before she couldn't help but get up, she suppressed the anger in her heart, and asked Wang Xiandao: "Where does the self-confidence of the military advisor come from?!" ”
"Of course it's not born." Wang Xian shook the feather fan lightly, and said with an angry smile: "It's just a matter of judging the situation and planning before acting." ”
"Humph!" The Buddha's mother couldn't help but snort lightly, revealing a hint of a girl's nature and said: "Could it be that the Linzi City in the eyes of the military master is not the same as what I see in this seat?" ”
"It's a building, but the knowledge is different, and the things you see are different." Wang Xian said with a puzzled face: "It's like a child who will only be amazed and interesting when he sees the moon halo, but an adult knows that there will be a strong wind the next day." Some people know where there is a shortage and where there is a wind. Why there is such a difference, it is just a matter of opinion. ”
'Smack', Mother Buddha finally couldn't help but slap the table.