Xu Hao just walked on the front foot, and a member of Liu Yun's family came on the back foot, this person walked into a secluded alley, and saw a young woman talking to an old woman, the young woman was beautiful and graceful, so she stood and stared intently.

This young woman is Zhulan, and the old woman is the old man of the Xia family, chatting with some parents. The old woman saw that the strange man looked too good, and said, "Go your way, and don't look at it if you don't know how to be rude?" ”

The Liu family said: "This is the street outside, I can't stand if you can stand?" If you look at me, why should I look at her? ”

The old woman said angrily: "You are obviously looking at others, but you dare to force your mouth and gouge out your eyeballs." ”

The subordinate smiled: "I gouged out my eyeballs, and I must rest in the crotch of this grandmother's pants." ”

Zhulan saw him laughing and hurriedly entered the house, and the old woman was amused and angry when she heard it, and she was about to beat him, but the next person laughed and ran away.

When he came to the main gate, the subordinate walked up to the front and said, "I am sent by Liu Yushi from the north gate, and I have a letter to send to your family Xu Ye." ”

Li Dong squinted his eyes, he saw the scene just now, took it quietly, and said: "It turns out that your master wants to borrow something, don't peek, wait for it to be taken out and take it back to the house quickly." ”

After speaking, Li Dong walked inside, asked the little guy to take a big round box, put a grinding disc in it, sealed it on all sides and wrote a reply note, and the little guy carried the box out.

Li Dong said: "Your master is anxious to use it, and you can't rest on the road." ”

The servants helped the subordinates to carry it on their shoulders, and the subordinates screamed: "It's very heavy, what is it?" ”

Li Dong said: "It's all good porcelain. Don't move, you can't afford to break one thing for the rest of your life. ”

The subordinates didn't dare to slack off, and honestly carried seven or eight miles in one breath, their shoulders were swollen, and they held on to their hands stiffly, and they didn't dare to change their shoulders, for fear of falling and breaking.

Tired and covered in sweat, panting heavily, he finally persevered to Liu's mansion, and the subordinate hurriedly shouted: "Come and pick it up." Crush me. ”

The steward and his family ran out. Helping to carry it down together, they all felt very heavy. The subordinate gasped and said, "Take it with a good student, don't fight." ”

The steward asked, "What is it?" ”

The subordinate said weakly: "How do I know what the Tao is?" His family said that he borrowed it from his master, and he was waiting to use it in a hurry. Tell me to carry it back in one go. Don't delay. ”

Liu Yun, who heard the news, was puzzled. He said, "I haven't borrowed anything, open it and take a look." ”

When the family took the box apart, they saw that it was a stone mill. I didn't understand what it meant, and asked my subordinate if he had a reply, and the subordinate panted and said, "Yes, in my arms." ”

When I took it out, the envelope was soaked with sweat, and when I opened it, there were nine big characters on it, which read: If someone is rude, punish and grind once. The following line of small print: Still sent back, Shu can be repaid.

Liu Yun laughed and said: "Why did you offend others and be tricked." ”

The subordinate said aggrievedly: "I didn't offend!" By the way, I met a good-looking daughter-in-law before, and I couldn't help but make fun of it, maybe that daughter-in-law was the Xu family. ”

Liu Yun smiled and said, "You deserve it, let you joke!" said that he couldn't take a break and sent it for him, and saw that the woman kept some rules. ”

On this day, the West Lake cruise ship was like ants, the weather was sunny, Liu Yun intended to take revenge on Zhu Boqing and Jiang Dengyun, so he asked Xu Hao to come out to play to listen to the movements of the two, and heard that Xu Hao was not at home, so he sent someone to carry the stone mill on his back.

The weather was so good, Liu Yun stood at the door and wondered who to play, and his little servant came over and said: "Grandma ordered to go to the temple to add some sesame oil money, and when I came back, I saw Ha Xianggong, Ma Xianggong and Wu Xianggong They were carrying food boxes and went on a cruise." ”

Liu Yun's face changed, and he said in his heart that these people are all relatives and friends, and they don't call me happy, it's annoying, and he can't make you happy.

It happened that today he saw the Xu family playing tricks on the next person, so he instructed the little servants to catch some big green grasshoppers, found a fish and grass jar in the kitchen, filled some thin dung soup, mixed the live grasshoppers, and then sealed them with red paper.

I chose a very clever little guy and explained it, and the little guy ran to the lake with the jar, and saw these husbands chatting and laughing on the dock from a distance, waiting for the cruise ship to come over.

The little servant shouted: "Ha Xianggong, can my master be on the boat?" ”

Ha Xianggong looked back, recognized it as the Liu family's little guy, saw him holding a gift box in his hand, and laughed in a low voice: "Liu Yun has always been stingy to play tricks on us for fun, and take advantage of others everywhere. ”

After speaking, he said to the little servant: "Your master is talking to others, and he will come in a while, what are you taking?" ”

When the little servant saw that he was lying, he couldn't help but smile and saw them go on board one by one, and in the middle of the cabin was a table covered with scarlet velvet cushions, and a large vase with flowers, and incense burners, and so on.

There was a gold lacquer square table in front, five people were sitting around, and the table was full of fresh fruit dishes, and then he replied: "Our guy planned to come to Songjiang Mansion and brought a few cans of sea crabs to honor my grandmother, and my grandmother said that the master was not at home and must have come to the cruise, and asked me to send a jar." ”

Everyone was overjoyed when they heard this, and Ha Xianggong smiled and said, "You came well, take it first, and when your master comes, we will enjoy it together." ”

The little guy will do the plan, run over and hand it to the sailor on the ship, and said with a smile: "Don't give it to my master, and the little one will go back to grandma." ”

Turned around and smiled like flying, the five scholars looked at each other proudly and smiled, and at this time the five sisters invited also arrived, and the fragrant wind hit people, and the laughing and chanting all got on the boat.

Ha Xianggong took the jar over, smiled and said that he would see the boil first, and everyone would taste it, and uncovered the paper, who knew that these grasshoppers had been stuffy for a long time, and suddenly saw the bright light, and they jumped for a while, bringing out countless smelly dung juice.

The woman screamed, and everyone was covered with their heads and faces, all over their bodies, and there was stinky feces everywhere. When the grasshopper suddenly jumped out, everyone was frightened and couldn't help but shout in unison, "Oops, not good" and the like, but the mouth was splashed with feces all over the mouth, and the nausea almost made the stomach and intestines vomit.

The food and wine on the table were spoiled, and the whole ship stinked. At this moment, they all knew that they had suffered a big loss from Liu Yun, and even the family members who were waiting at the bow and stern of the boat were stained with some residual light, and they couldn't sit still.

After pouring everything into the river, everyone was very disappointed and ordered the boatman to dock the boat to the shore, and endured the surprise and guidance of the tourists, and ran home with his face covered, but he was so tired that the boatman washed the boat again, and could not get rid of the stench.

Besides, Liu Yun guessed the ugliness of his friends, and he was overjoyed, and several of his sisters and relatives went home to visit the door. clamoring to go to the lake. His wife, Cao, said: "This year, people said that the West Lake is very lively, and there are so many cruise ships, and we will also go to Lele." ”

Liu Yun frowned and said, "There are so many people, what's the fun?" It's better to sit at home. ”

Cao Shi said angrily: "You are only allowed to have fun outside all day long." I can't just go out and play? Are you afraid of spending your furniture? ”

Liu Yun was a little embarrassed. glanced at the sister who covered her mouth and snickered. and did not dare to disobey his wife. I was angry and said that since you sit back and watch me make a fool of myself, today Lao Tzu simply doesn't do anything, and you will suffer some losses. Only then did I realize that I was not easy to mess with.

Sent the housekeeper to Zhang Luo to paint the boat, hung curtains on all sides, Liu Yun instructed in advance: "Don't eat too much tea on the cruise ship, there is no place to drown on the boat, be careful." ”

It was rare for the women to go out once, and they were very happy, and sure enough, they didn't dare to eat tea, so they took a sedan chair to the boat.

Needless to say, the scenery on the West Lake is needless to say, there are all kinds of tourists in the cruise ship, although it is now the golden autumn October, but the weather in the south of the Yangtze River is still hot, everyone has watched for a long time, and feels thirsty.

In the afternoon, everyone ate breakfast, and they couldn't help but be hungry at this time, Cao urged to start eating, Liu Yun promised very well, but he never brought it up.

After another half an hour, when Cao and others couldn't bear it, the little maid sent some salted goose, preserved duck, wind chicken, grilled fish, baked cake, thin crispy, Meigong crispy jade, jade dew cream, Fujian ginger, orange cake, glycase, round slices, etc.

The women were very hungry and not picky about food, so they washed their hands and picked them up and had a full meal.

In the afternoon, the weather became hotter and hotter, and after being thirsty for a long time, and then eating these salty, sweet, and dry foods, smoke was coming out of my throat, and who could endure it?

They were all thirsty and dizzy, and they kept asking for tea, so Liu Yun asked someone to send two large pots of herbal tea. Who knew that eating this herbal tea was even more thirsty, and it was not enough to ask for two more pots, so I ate two pots again, and everyone was full of stomachs.

Quenching your thirst is quenching your thirst, but after drinking a stomach full of herbal tea, I will inevitably urinate urgently, and it is difficult to say it if I have nowhere to pee. When he was unbearable, Liu Yun pretended to take out a bundle of benzoin, made the soap into a fine powder in advance, wrapped it in incense and pinched dozens of sticks to light it.

Asked the boatman to put the bow of the boat upwind, Liu Yun sat against the curtain, the benzoin blew into the boat along the wind, the soaphorn powder entered the nose, and the sneezing kept sneezing.

These women were in the midst of an urgent need to urinate, and it was already sad that they could barely endure it, and the urine flowed from the bottom of the sneezing.

On a hot day, everyone was wearing one-sleeved leno and the like, and suddenly the back of the culottes and clothes were all dirty, even the knees, pants, shoes and socks were wet, and the boat was full of strange-smelling urine.

Cao screamed, "Come to the shore." ”

Waiting for the women to flee home in a sedan chair in a panic, Liu Yun complained instead: "I said don't go, you must go, I told you to eat less tea, you poured it into the death, and the boat was full of urine, and the shame was all known to everyone who was passed down by the ship's family tomorrow, where is the face?" ”

Cao Shi and the other women all blushed and kept silent, complaining that they ate too much tea, who could guess that the dignified imperial history was deliberately making ghosts?

Liu Yun is not afraid that the boatman will dare to talk nonsense, anyway, there is stinky in front of today, and there is urine in the back, which can be regarded as a great wonder of West Lake.

said that Xu Hao and the other three came to a place called Taoyedu, and Zhu Boqing pointed to the front and said, "The front is the Nie family." ”

Xu Hao followed his finger and looked, there was a fence in the distance, leaning on several sparse willows, and the chrysanthemums of various colors in it were blooming just right. Faintly two vermilion doors, half-open and half-closed.

Jiang Dengyun said: "It's really good, seeing his residence is like seeing his people." ”

Xu Hao also felt that the environment here was very quiet and exquisite, so the people of the Zhu family stepped forward and shouted inside: "A distinguished guest is here." ”

Soon a middle-aged beautiful woman came out of the door, and said with a smile on her face: "It turned out to be Young Master Zhu and the two sons, which gust of wind was sent to our small place today, no wonder the magpie screamed early in the morning." ”

Zhu Boqing said with a smile: "This talker is called Song Erniang, and she is the godmother of the two beauties." ”

Xu Hao didn't speak, and as he went in, he carefully looked at the surrounding environment, and the courtyard inside the door was very spacious, with five main rooms and a few bright windows.

There are some strange stones piled up in the courtyard, some chrysanthemums are also planted, there is a sandwich road next to the compartment, and it is a quiet small courtyard to walk over, in which the road is tortuous, there are several wing rooms on both sides.

Erniang invited the three of them to sit down in the main room, and a little girl brought tea. Xu Hao looked up at the wall, and there were calligraphy and paintings of celebrities, without any dust.

I only felt a gust of fragrant wind passing by, and the sound of ringing came, and two people came out of it. Nie Hui'er is in front, and her sister Nie Li'er is behind. Xu Hao looked at it at a glance, the previous one was as clear as water, soft and dust-free, and that kind of beautiful and delicious attitude made people feel happy; The latter one is slightly more abundant, but it is born with condensed skin, weak and delicate, revealing a group of amiable atmosphere, which is amiable, and deserves to be the most famous beauty in Hangzhou.

After some politeness, Xu Hao sat down, and the two beauties were very satisfied with the three sons, and secretly praised that these three people could be called first-class sons. In addition to being satisfied, he naturally spoke with affection and eyebrows.

After sitting for a while, Nie Hui'er took the initiative to invite, "Everyone, please sit in the inner room." ”

Zhu Boqing was overjoyed, and said quietly: "The last time I came here, I just sat here, and it seems that few people have been invited into the inner room, thanks to my brother Fengshen Ruyu and my cousin Pian Pian talent." ”

Xu Hao scoffed at this, who doesn't love pretty? And prostitutes are the most good at seeing people, he didn't expect to go out when he came out, just Qingshuang was pestering nonsense, and all the ones he wore were priceless treasures, and any one was worth a thousand gold, and he couldn't get into the inner room to see the hell.

Of course, many famous prostitutes in ancient times loved money and talents, especially the so-called talented women who were praised out, and they were arrogant and didn't even pay attention to officials.

But as a prostitute, she basically can't help herself, in addition to having some capital when she is a virgin, she can't protect herself without means and backing in the future, and if you have money, you have to accompany the customer, and you can't refuse unless you meet your favorite and rich master.

Following Huizhu to her own bedroom, Xu Hao saw that there were three houses, one separated by two halves, one for sitting, neatly furnished, and a small Nanmu table in front of the window, arranging the four treasures of the study.

He sat down in the inner room again, and felt that the blue musk was intoxicating, and he didn't drink and get drunk. Boqing and Li'er talked about poetry, Nie Li'er was in a good mood, knowing that Boqing was a famous person, and he was more and more clear and clear, and his actions were not complicated.

Zhu Boqing's stupid mind is not clear, but he has a little headache. Nie Li'er asked for advice again, but fortunately he was not a person who had lost his name, so Xu Hao glared at him and immediately recovered his spirits, and he was relieved, and the two of them made special promises to each other.

Over there, Jiang Dengyun was talking and laughing with Nie Hui'er, and after listening to it for a long time, Xu Hao was a little surprised, the talent of the second daughter is really no less than Zhu Luozhu and Jiang Yaojun, it is undoubtedly a pity to be a prostitute. (To be continued......)