Chapter 180: Fighting the Landlord
Da Niu looked in the direction he was pointing, this time his eyes fell, and he felt a chill in his heart, how could he take a book to pad the table, I really didn't know that this was a treasure!
So I hurriedly went over and rescued the two books from the fire and water, so that they could play their value, what a violent thing, and immediately took out the two books and hugged them in his chest, as if they were two very valuable things.
Zhou Li looked at the big cow who was about to leave and shouted, "Are you leaving so soon?" While looking at his watch, he saw the tooth marks on it, and immediately smiled, and said to himself that he didn't know what he said.
He didn't know what he was talking about, he thought of his girlfriend Lan Dandan when he saw this tooth mark, he didn't know what she was doing now, did he think about himself, he thought about it and kissed the tooth mark again.
These actions made Li Daniu look creepy, could it be said that this guy went crazy? How did it suddenly become like this? And it's still so yin-dang.
Huang Long looked at the shocked bull and said, "Don't make a fuss, at this time, you are thinking about things, are you leaving so quickly?" ”
Li Daniu looked at Zhou Li and said, "Why don't you leave?" Is there anything funny, and you have a person here who is almost insane, I dare not linger any longer! As he spoke, he wanted to turn around and walk out.
He thought he was going back like this, but he was grabbed by a hand: "Who do you say is insane?" ”
Hearing this, I thought badly, this guy suddenly came to his senses, what should I do now? The words have been spoken, how do they end?
Just as he was pondering, Huang Long had already gotten off the bed: "Did you just say that you were insane?" It seemed to excuse him, but I don't know if he could understand it.
"You're crazy!" Li Da Niu really didn't understand the meaning of what Huang Long said, and turned around and sprayed at him.
It seems that Huang Long is self-inflicted with affection now, and he said this in vain, he wanted to say that he should hurry up and slip back, but now he is asking for it, and there is no way, he really has developed limbs and a simple mind!
Zhou Li comforted the disheartened Huang Long: "Long Long, do you think he can understand the meaning of what you just said?" In the future, it's okay to speak directly, but it's not okay to turn! As he spoke, he began to laugh.
Hearing Zhou Li's explanation, Li Daniu finally understood the meaning of what Huang Long said about his neurology just now, the purpose was to make himself admit that he could just go smoothly, so he didn't have to trouble things so much.
But now that I understand, it seems to be a little late in the future, and I am shouting in my heart, what are you going to do with this thing? You won't say you want to kiss yourself, will you? Although I have known each other for a day, I have not reached the stage of infinite time! So he took two books to cover his thick lips.
Seeing Da Niu's move, Zhou Li understood that this guy thought he was going to kiss him, so he scolded: "your mother's thighs, what are you doing?" Thought I was going to kiss you? ”
Sure enough, Li Daniu nodded in response to the question, this nod made Zhou Li feel ashamed, how could he have this kind of thought? Is it because his brain waves are not normal because of his actions just now? Infinite sorrow in my heart!
Huang Long, who was sitting on the side, squirted out the water that he had just drunk in his mouth, it was so funny, he didn't expect to think of Zhou Li as a person with infinite feelings, maybe it was his own words just now that made him understand it wrong!
Zhou Li really had no choice, so he said to him: "Let's go, now that Thor is not in the dormitory, what are you going to do?" And it's still early, why don't we fight the landlord three of us? As he spoke, he squeezed his eyebrows and gestured.
Li Daniu has no choice now, anyway, he is right, he can't sleep when he goes back now, and the captain is not in the dormitory, and he is bored to the top, so he agreed to Zhou Li's request to play and fight the landlord.
Huang Long hurriedly took out a deck of playing cards from the wardrobe, and several people played like this to fight the landlord, which made Zhou Li and them not expect that they could find one here to fight the landlord!
Zhou Li said to the two of them, "What are we going to play now?" Do you want to play penalty or do you want to play some money? Or something else? Say a few options for them to choose.
Li Daniu heard that if he wanted to play for money, he was going to gamble here, so he quickly responded: "You can't gamble here, let's not take such a big risk, if you are caught, you will definitely be punished heavily, or play something else!" ”
Huang Long also felt that what Da Niu said was not wrong, after all, this is the army, not outside, even if it is illegal to gamble outside, unless it is Macau, Las Vegas where gambling money is legal, and will not be punished!
So he said to Zhou Li: "Let's just play punishment, for example, whoever loses can flick their foreheads, which is also more challenging and fun, so you can't collude!" ”
Zhou Li, then according to everyone's intentions, just play with the forehead together, so as not to embarrass the big cow in front of him, who is as strong as a mountain, I really don't know that Weishenme gave him this name when his father gave him, and he really looked as strong as a bison!
Said that the three of them played like this to fight the landlord, I didn't expect Li Daniu to call the landlord at the beginning, because their cards are really good, and the double ghost is still in his hand, and a pair of 2 is also in his hand, what dare not call the landlord!
Zhou Li and Huanglong, the two farmers' cards are really bad, two 2 and one person is not a pair, and there is no big pair, even if there are preserved eggs are three, then it can not be split, and the straight is nothing, it seems that the beginning of the game will lose to this strong man!
Soon the first play was over, and everyone was flicked eight foreheads when they lost a few people, it seems that they really played today without looking at the yellow calendar, and they deserved to lose!
And Li Daniu was ** in his heart, he didn't expect his luck to be so good, and he suddenly vented the matter of being punished by Thor for washing clothes on them today, and this time it was justified to play them.
At this time, Zhou Li and Huang Long are unwilling, they must rob a landlord to be a landlord, and they must avenge you for such revenge, otherwise it will be very unhappy to lose at the beginning, but what can he do? Sometimes to their own landlord do not dare to ask, because the cards in the hand are very bad, say that the ghost is not a ghost, say 2 no 2, just a pair of spade aces, it seems to be really hard, want to revenge are a little difficult!
Why doesn't Huanglong want to bounce back to the big bull, but there is no way, people are lucky to be able to win their underwear, not to mention that they are so lucky today!