422 The Little Prince of Creativity
In fact, let Your Excellency Li Yuan stop being idle and make trouble for His Majesty Li Er, the best way is to make His Excellency Li Yuan think that he has taken this breath, this has been six years, and the grievances that should be there and the grievances that should not be there are almost the same, according to history, His Excellency Li Yuan is almost four years of life, and at this point, His Excellency Li Yuan should also see a lot of things...... Bar......
As a creative little prince, Suning can naturally think of what way to make His Excellency Li Yuan stop tossing, but this requires the help of His Majesty Li Er and Empress Changsun, who have to sacrifice something in exchange for future stability.
This thing is known as the friend of the elderly - mahjong! That's right, it's mahjong......
The specific plan is to make His Excellency Li Yuan like mahjong, and then let the two mahjong idiots of His Majesty Li Yuan and Empress Changsun deliberately lose to His Excellency Li Yuan.
This naturally requires the cooperation of His Majesty Li Er and Empress Changsun, the two of them have to lose all the time and lose all the money on their bodies, so that His Excellency Li Yuan can feel more happy, feel happy, feel a sense of conquest, lose a few times, lose to Jingguang, His Excellency Li Yuan will definitely be very happy.
You said you could do whatever you wanted, and I don't blame it, really.
Suning looked at Li Er's majesty and his wife with an innocent face, and Li Er's majesty and the eldest grandson looked at each other, looking at each other, feeling cute......
"You said that, that. What's that, mahjong? How to lose? What does it mean to lose? Tell me! Li Er's majesty admitted defeat in the end, and decided to do what Suning said, if you lose, you will lose, as long as Your Excellency Li Yuan is happy, don't toss anymore, you can do anything, he also thinks that what Suning said is very right, probably the old man is panicked in his heart. Just let him vent this anger. That's it.
So, His Majesty Li Erlu and Empress Changsun and his wife, including a personal eunuch Zhao Chen, and Suning. There were four people in total. In this way, the situation was opened. Suning spread the mahjong on the table, there was only one pair of mahjong, and when Suning decided to enrich the spiritual culture and entertainment of the Tang Dynasty, he had two choices. One is chess and the other is mahjong, but considering that mahjong is suspected of bringing bad children, it was temporarily sealed and took out chess with a strong literary temperament.
But now the situation is special, and Suning can only take out the ultimate nirvana of mahjong, only in this way can His Excellency Li Yuan divert his attention and divert his depression and anger......
First yard the table, the table can be stacked to play, and then it is said while playing, such as a pair of cakes, and then an eight, make up a pair to take, three can be counted as a pair, four can also be, and then Suning told them how to count Hu, and there are all kinds of Hu methods, in this way, they win, win money, lose money, of course, the cards played in various places are not the same, for example, there is an extremely miserable loss called negative three, then cool, Suning plans to train Li Er Majesty to be the negative three, Torture him severely!
Not only to be angry for His Excellency Li Yuan, but also to vent his evil anger for Suning himself, this damn Li Er, always cheating me!
came four games, got four games, Li Er and the eldest grandson lost four games in a row, their faces were not very good, they have gradually understood how to play this mahjong, and there is always a voice in their hearts to tell them, to win, to win! Be sure to win! Gradually understand that whenever they touch a good card will always be excited, ecstatic in their hearts, this is the charm of mahjong, so that a beginner slowly learn how to play mahjong process, is a happy and painful process.
I think back then, when Suning first learned to play mahjong, this is how he came, when he lost ten games in a row and finally became a card, that kind of excitement, that kind of joy, that kind of comfort, ahh I can't bear it when I think about it! This is the charm of mahjong, this is the charm of victory, even Suning can love it, not to mention a person like His Excellency Li Yuan, who is very empty in his heart and extremely boring in his thoughts.
Finally, when he lost the sixth game, Li Erqi stood up and said: "Suning, are you cheating, why do you win every time!" Why don't you ever draw a good card and I can't touch anything?! And the queen, look at it, look at it, but there is one that is connected? You can't make it up, you look at Zhao Chen, how much you have lost, just if you win! ”
Can't stand it?
Suning said with a smile: "Your Majesty, this is a strategy, this is a strategy, when the time comes, you will have to do this to deal with the Emperor Taishang, and you will lose even more, lose nothing, lose all your money, the Emperor will feel happy, so that the Emperor will be satisfied, what does Your Majesty think?" His Majesty is already addicted to it, let alone the Emperor? Your Majesty, what do you say? ”
Li Er was stunned for a moment, then sat down helplessly, and said to Empress Changsun: "Empress, what do you think?" Empress Changsun said with a wry smile: "Your Majesty, it's really like this, it's just how many times, every time the concubine touches a good card, she feels quite happy, on the contrary, she is extremely annoyed, every time she loses, it is very uncomfortable, and she can't help but want to continue to come again......"
His Majesty Li asked Zhao Chen again: "Zhao Chen, what do you say?" ”
The poor old eunuch was originally trembling, and this question was even more trembling: "Back to Your Majesty, that's it, what the queen said is very true, the old slave, the old slave also thinks so......"
Li Er nodded thoughtfully, and said to Suning: "Well, that's it, it seems that this mahjong is indeed very effective, very good, Suning, this time according to what you said, I can lose it all, but, next time, this kind of thing will never be allowed to happen again!" Absolutely not allowed! ”
Suning had a tangled expression on his face: "Your Majesty, this win or loss is not something that can be controlled by manpower, and the so-called victory or defeat is a common thing in soldiers, this, this is impossible to determine." ”
Li Er's majesty looked like a scoundrel: "When I am fighting, I am victorious in a hundred battles and undefeated in a hundred battles." When have you ever lost? It's the same with this mahjong game, I am an invincible commander, so there is no reason to lose! ”
Kneel, really kneel......
However, it is actually really not easy for this pair of narcissists to agree to lose, Suning understands, it is not easy for everyone......
When the appointed day came, His Majesty Li Er's wife finished handling the government affairs early, and the eldest grandson queen spent several hours combing her makeup, so women are trouble. Today is the same day as His Majesty Li Er's appointment to visit His Excellency Li Yuan. Da'an Palace has long been prepared, and today, Suning pushed off Li Tai's stalking and came to Da'an Palace first. Enter Da'an Palace on the grounds of returning the gift to the Emperor. Visit His Excellency Emperor Li Yuan.
As a companion. Li Chengqian followed, and Li Chengqian was also a very important part of this plan. With Li Chengqian, counting His Excellency Li Yuan's cronies and palace people, the four of them are all together, His Excellency Li Yuan didn't understand this pattern, looked at Li Chengqian and Suning and asked: "Chengqian, Su boy, what are your ideas?" What's to be done? What does it mean? ”
Suning said with a smile: "The Emperor gave the minister a large golden dog, and the minister was very moved, how can the minister afford such a valuable gift?" ”
His Excellency Li Yuan smiled and said: "That's the old man making a bet with you, you won the bet, the old man naturally wants to give a bet, that is the bet, you deserve it, why thank you?" ”
Suning shook his head and said: "The Emperor Taishang is true, so the minister accepted it, but the Emperor Taishang loves the minister so much, if the minister does not make some thanks, it is really ashamed, so this time I came, there is an object to be dedicated to the Emperor, I hope the Emperor can accept it." ”
His Excellency Li Yuan asked with great interest, "Oh? What is it? What kind of good thing can you dedicate to the old man? The old man wants to take a look, is it the object in this box? Do you want four people to watch it together? ”
Suning opened the box, nodded and said with a smile: "That's right, this object, one person can't play it, at least four people are needed, four people get it, this is playing, there are wins and losses, the fun is endless, there is now this game in the minister's house, they are playing with endless fun, and they can't stop at all, that is, in view of this, the minister dedicated this thing to the emperor, hoping that the emperor can like it." ”
His Excellency Li Yuan picked up a card with great interest, touched it, looked at it, and asked, "What do these patterns mean here?" It's exquisitely done, what is it? Eight circles? Or concentric circles? ”
Suning smiled: "This thing is called mahjong cards, this card, called eight cakes, this is like a cake, and there are eight, so it is called eight cakes, and there are one cake, two cakes, three cakes, four cakes, all of which are one of the mahjong cards, this play, can be very interesting!" ”
His Excellency Li Yuan became interested: "Then you told the old man, what kind of game is this, how is it interesting?" These cards are quite good-looking. ”
Suning nodded, said the rules while stacking cards, and then gave Li Chengqian a look, before coming Suning and Li Chengqian were angry, and said very clearly, we are here to make your imperial grandfather happy, as long as he is happy, we can all be happy, understand? This method is to play mahjong, as long as there is mahjong, your grandfather will no longer be lonely!
Li Chengqian was very curious about this, at this time he saw the mahjong cards, but he also looked at them carefully, and then listened carefully to the rules of mahjong, and did not feel anything unusual at first, but with the gradual deepening, when he played the third game, Li Chengqian fell into crazy mode: "I touch the cards!" I'll draw the cards! I've got to draw a good card! Open! Ahhh What a whiteboard again! ”
Suning Ha Lu smiled: "You are so stinky, you dare to say that you want to win me?!" Look at me! I touch! Haha Three Cakes! Three Cakes! Self-draw! Self-draw! I won, I won! You give money!! ”
His Excellency Li Yuan said angrily: "Bastard! Why did you win three games in a row?! Su boy, are you cheating? Look at the old man, he is about to be hu, just one or three, you, you, you are not a son of man! ”
Suning said with a smile: "Emperor Taishang, let's say it's good, there are no fathers and sons on the poker table, and there are no monarchs and ministers, only wins and loses, so who can say accurately if any of us win, who can say for sure the problem of luck?" Look at it, isn't Cheng Qian also losing in a row? Who's this, who's coming, oh, Liu Neishi, isn't it also a continuous loss? It's luck, luck! ”
His Excellency Li Yuan was speechless, so he had to slap the table: "Okay!" Giving you money! Come again, the old man doesn't believe that the old man will keep losing! Come again and again! Cheng Qian, don't look like this, regain your strength! Let's give Su Boy a good look together! Su boy, come again! ”
In this way, from ten o'clock in the morning to two o'clock in the afternoon, a full four hours, four people played cards as if no one was around, played dozens of games, Li Chengqian and Liu Nei lost from beginning to end, one game did not win, His Excellency Li Yuan won three games, when he won he smiled from ear to ear, and when he lost, he scolded his mother like an ordinary person, and there would be a posture of stealing cards and looking at cards, which made Suning sigh that Lao Qian was forced, and he couldn't lose, and he couldn't hold on......
Anyway, Suning knew that His Excellency Li Yuan was completely addicted, and the next step was that His Majesty Li Er and Empress Changsun appeared on the stage, Li Chengqian stood on the side, looking at the three most noble people in the world plus a little guy's card game, this card game is of far-reaching significance and will have a serious impact on the future of Datang...... (To be continued......)