Chapter 405: Worship
In the garden, Yao Yuan took the alliance and continued to read: "A certain class is a different surname, and today it is an alliance. I only wish to be born on the same day in the same year, and I do not want to die on the same day and in the same year.
Immediately, Yao Yuan was stunned, and said in his heart that he didn't want to die on the same day and year in the same year, is there any point in this worship? Presumably, Master Wu is feeling the alliance because of profit, right? couldn't help nodding and said: "This conversion of the two words of life and death has a lot of knowledge, who would have thought that it would not be a famous man like Master Wu?" ”
Tang Fugui said happily: "These two sentences were originally incomprehensible to the ancients. Nowadays, people's relatives and brothers are still like life and death enemies for a few money, and the wine and meat brothers who worship are sworn friends? Just picture some delicious fat mouths. What kind of life and death do you have together for no reason? Isn't such unreasonable nonsense ridiculous? ”
It's a joke for people like them to live and die together, who wants to abide by it? So instead of thinking about it, Yang Ji agreed: "Sure enough, what you said is extremely reasonable. Read it again. ”
Yao Yuan read again: "Since the oath is made now, a certain three people take turns to be the masters, or to have a feast with wine and meat, or to visit prostitutes to fireworks. If you lose the Si League, people and gods will die together. ”
This is obviously Zhang Yi deliberately disgusting them, but he doesn't know that no one can hear it except Yao Yuan, which can be said to be playing the piano to the cow.
Tang Fugui was suddenly unhappy, and said: "In this case, you can cut out my name, I won't come." ”
Yang Ji said unhappily: "It's all said, why did you change the hexagram again?" ”
Tang Fugui said: "Brother Wu is sending me a coffin seat, and he is playing with me." This said that I would take turns to be the host, how could I afford to pay for it? I think I'm an economic family, where can I afford such a cost? If my grandmother wants to know about it, my cheap life is in your hands. ”
Wu Siwen said: "As a guest and officiant, then you are two and one, and we are one and two, what is it?" ”
Tang Fugui shook his head and said: "That's not good, I heard someone read the book the day before yesterday, and he said that he would take one out of twenty." According to the book, please each of you ten times, and I will ask you once. ”
Yang Ji said: "No, the two of us should go back to the east ten times and disturb you once, how about it?" ”
Tang Fugui lowered his head and was silent, Yao Yuan sighed in his heart, and said, "Two masters, please listen to it." Then he said, "So and so today they are rich and noble, so they form a brother's society." He was invincible in luxury, and he decided to break up the brotherhood alliance and sue the sky. Comrade Wish. Hong Xi's years and months are sparse. ”
Tang Fuhua said with satisfaction: "I only like these two sentences in one article. ”
Yao Yuan smiled: "The whole article is wonderful, how can you only say these two sentences?" ”
Tang Fugui also smiled: "He said that there is money to get together, but no money to break up, isn't it wonderful?" I came to worship because my two brothers were rich and powerful, and if the two brothers were unlucky, what brothers would I do with you? The flesh and blood of compatriots are still like this, not to mention the wine and meat alliance!
Thinking that these three brothers were originally worshiped because of the situation, everyone can be described as a real villain, but they are also frank hypocrites who do not learn. Since ancient times, friends who can suffer life and death. Why bother? And those who deliberately form alliances, it is conceivable that they are all friends at the wine table, who will pay attention to you when the disaster comes?
Yang Ji said with affection: "It seems that people can't help but get a jinshi to do, and this article is all in my heart." I just can't say it, you have said it, you really deserve to be a great talent. ”
Wu Siwen was very happy and said with a smile: "Foolish brother, this article is a rooster crowing. Those who breed for it. Although it is a small set, there must be a considerable number of people. ”
In the middle of that, the family members have stopped putting everything in order. It's called Wu Henian Mengwen. The three of them vigorously burned incense and blood, and then worshipped. Put the wine on the table, everyone drank bitterly, and shouted for brothers and brothers, which was really more intimate than their own siblings.
But he said that Zhang Yi had a teacher who took good care of him, invited him to come to his house for dinner, and said: "I know that my brother has been really trapped in the past year, but I am thin and can't help, and I am very sorry not to go." Yesterday, Governor Li Gong invited me to go, saying that he was scolded by Xu Dudu again, scolding him for not learning and not knowing. He asked me to ask for a seat in the west, and foolishly wanted to recommend my young brother.
I know that my young brother is uninhibited, and I am afraid that I disdain it. But the sage cloud: the poor and the poor are poor, and the gentleman is not satisfied without entering. Besides, the matter of setting up accounts is also done by scholars, I don't know what you think? ”
Zhang Yi came to his family to be really poor, and secondly, he had nothing to do recently, and when he saw the teacher's love, he said: "Since you are valued by the teacher, dare you disobey the order?" ”
This Li Du Governor raised troops with Emperor Taizu and died in battle. His father is called Li Zhifu, his mother died early, and his wife is slippery.
At the time of the Jingjing, Mrs. Li was an ordinary soldier in the Yanwang Mansion, at that time his original name was Li Da, he didn't recognize a big character, he was extremely rude, and he didn't know how to treat people politely, and Zhu Di just liked his straightforwardness and no scheming.
During the war, Master Li had superior strength and strength, and it was also his fate, so he was assigned to Xu Hao's Shenji Battalion, and he did not taste defeat in dozens of battles.
In the most dangerous battle, the war horse he rode was suddenly frightened in the battle, and rushed out of the direction of the imperial army.
One person is desperate, he is a little chaotic to kill the officers and soldiers like this, and the Yan army doesn't know that he is a horse frightened, just when this kid charges bravely, so the Shenji battalion shouted with all the Yan troops, and rushed up to kill the enemy, and the officers and soldiers were defeated and lost. When it came time to reward meritorious deeds, he received the first meritorious service.
When attacking Dezhou City, the Yan army continued to attack for several days without taking it, and Zhu Di was furious at that time and ordered the whole army to build a cloud ladder. During the siege of the city, Li was too bold, and the first one ran to the bottom of the city and climbed up, and the big guy followed below.
The officers and soldiers in the city stabbed down with a shot, and he looked up, flashed over and climbed the ladder with his right hand, and grabbed the barrel of the gun with his left hand. If the officers and soldiers had pushed down, he would have fallen even if he did not die, but he was lucky, and when the officers and soldiers were raised, he took advantage of the situation to leap to the city, and actually went to the head of the city and hacked the opponent to death with a backhand.
When the officers and soldiers saw the Yan army coming up, they were a little panicked, and the people behind them rushed up, and the officers and soldiers had no morale and fled for their lives.
Mrs. Li took his brother to cut open the city gate and let the Yan army enter the city, so when it came to the merit of winning the city, he was the first, because he repeatedly made military merits, and was promoted from a personal soldier to a hundred households.
When the Yan army and the official army confronted each other along the Yangtze River, the lone army went deep and most people thought that they would definitely lose, at that time there was little military food left, everyone was hungry, and Mrs. Li was inevitably tired of the continuous battle, and in the middle of the night, he dived into the water alone, planning to swim over to be a deserter.
When he swam to the center of the Yangtze River, he was exhausted, and was lucky to be caught by a passing grain boat, Mrs. Li was worried about his life, and bluffed and shouted: "Surrender quickly, don't kill!" ”
Unexpectedly, the people on the boat knelt down and shouted: "We are willing to surrender, and the general spares his life." ”
In this way, Mrs. Li was lucky to capture more than a dozen cargo ships full of grain, and returned to the army triumphantly, Zhu Di was overjoyed, and immediately promoted him to the commander, and over the years he was promoted to the governor of Tongzhi, which was a reckless man loyal to Xu Hao.
He has a brother-in-law's name is very interesting, called funny, and the slippery family is also a generational military household, but his father is literate, and he has been doing errands such as handing over documents in Beiping during the Battle of Jingnan, and he has no military merits and is still a small banner now.
Funny also read a book for a few days, when Li Da was a deputy general in Beiping, there were more and more official affairs, he was reluctant to spend money to invite the guests, so he asked his brother-in-law to write for him and allocated a portion of military rations to him.
The year before last, Xu Hao transferred him to Jinling to be the governor of the Governor's Mansion, and this single rider went to work, leaving his father, wife, daughter-in-law, grandchildren, etc. in his hometown.
Suddenly rich, Li Da accepted four or five concubines in one go. Before leaving, he told his wife to take care of it.
"Don't make a scandal out of them. I'm on duty, and when I find a house and settle down, I'll take my time to pick you up. ”
The slippery family agreed, and Li Da set off with his brother-in-law and more than a dozen family members, and his name was still Li Da at this time. Since he is older, his four sons are called Li Er, Li San, Li Si and Li Wu.
When he arrived in the capital, he comically persuaded: "Now that I have become the governor and the minister of the court, my brother-in-law, your name is too indecent, you have to change it." ”
Li Da said: "My mother gave birth to me by this name, and today I have become a big official, what's so bad?" ”
Funny and speechless: "Where is the name of this big?" Because of your eldest son, he was called big, and when he was a soldier, he said it and it is still used today. Today, I have done a prominent job, and I still use this word, aren't you afraid of people's jokes? ”
Li Da said angrily: "I am familiar with this big character, if I change my name, not only others will not recognize me, but even I myself will not recognize me." ”
Funny thought about it, smiled and took a pen to write a big character, dotted a little in it, and asked, "Do you recognize this word?" Let's just do it instead. ”
Li Da looked at it for a long time and said: "I often see a little bit at the bottom of a word, I asked the bookstore, they said that the top word is the Bodhisattva, and the bottom point is that piece of word, you asked me to change it to Li Dada's meaning?" ”
Suddenly scolded: "Get out of the calf, you just joked with me and scolded me, why did you even scold your sister?" ”
Funny: "I kindly changed your name for you, why am I scolding you?" You're scolding me. ”
Li Dalu said with a smile: "I asked a few soldiers to go fishing in the lake the day before yesterday, but the fish didn't catch them, and they caught many turtles. They reported the report, saying that there are many big turtles, how many small ones, and there is also a little under the big words, so it can be seen that you are scolding me for being a big turtle. I made a turtle, but didn't even your sister scold me? ”
Funny smiled and explained: "It's not that, that point is at the bottom, this point is inside." ”
Li Da frowned and said: "It's not big, there's something falling under the big character crotch, and it's big one?" ”
Funny couldn't help but explain: "This is a word Tai, and this is the word that people call Mrs. Tai." I'm afraid that you don't recognize anything else, this word is easy for you to recognize, although it is not very good, it is still more like a name than that big character. ”
Li Da stroked his palm and smiled: "It's very good, my name is Mrs. Li, your sister is called Mrs. Li, she is older than me, so I am a little afraid of her." Okay, you tell the people in your family and the yamen, my name will be Mrs. Li. ”
Shook his head funny and said: "How can this work, you are now an official, and you have to change your name." The above is accurate, there is a footnote on the newspaper with a statement, send it everywhere, and everyone will know the way, what is the use of commanding? ”
Mrs. Li said with a smile: "This is easy, most of the governors approve it, and no yamen dares to embarrass it." (To be continued......)