Liu Bang, the ancestor of Han Gao, was born in Fengyi, Pei County. Although he was the son of a peasant, he hated farming very much, and was often reprimanded by his father as a "scoundrel". Although his father painstakingly taught him not to be a bastard, he didn't listen to him at all and still went his own way.

is such a person, when he has status, he reinvents his own experience, saying that he is the son of the dragon god.

Qin Feng's current name of benevolence and righteousness is widely spread all over the world, so when he reshaped his origin, saying that he was the brother of Haotian God, and he came to save the people from fire and water, most of the people in the world believed that it was true, especially the people, nine out of nine believed.

There are various versions of Qin Feng being the brother of the Heavenly Emperor, but after being passed on thousands of times, the only authentic version appears.

The history books of later generations record that in 192 A.D., Karasuma invaded the border, and Qin Feng, who was the general of Shanggu County, led his army to meet and defeat Karasuma. With the help of the witch god's liliang, the Karasuma King was not afraid of swords and guns, and Qin Feng was unable to win later. He was worried, and too tired, so he fell asleep in the council chamber unconsciously.

At this moment, the sky suddenly came from the east, and a large purple cloud shrouded the council hall, suddenly thundering and lightning, and a golden brilliance shot down from the sky and shone on Qin Feng's body. Qin Feng was led to Heaven by the golden light to meet with the God of Haotian.

It turned out that Qin Feng was the brother of Haotian God, and he went to the lower realm because he wanted to experience mortal life. If the emperor sees that his brother is in trouble today, and does not want him to suffer in the world, he will lead him back to heaven. However, the general Qin Feng was benevolent and loved the people, and saw that the world was in chaos, and the people were not happy. He took it as his mission to save the people and suffering, and said to listen to Haotian God.

The Emperor of Heaven was moved. He ordered Qin Feng to return to the mortal world to rescue the people, but he couldn't use his divine power to fight with mortals. And give the mortal world a way to crack the magic of the witch god. Qin Feng used the method of the Emperor of Heaven to break the ...... of the Karasuma people.

Afterward.......

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"Aftermath!" Yuan Shao was furious, so he threw this version of the bamboo slip on the ground, and said angrily: "Decree the government office, arrest the rumors everywhere, the Emperor of Heaven is Qin Feng's brother, then I am the ...... of the Emperor of Heaven." ”

"My lord, no, don't say that! If it collides with the Emperor of Heaven. What a natural disaster can be! Xu Yu in the hall was shocked.

Yuan Shao suddenly retracted and said, "Now I am talking about breaking the Yijing Fortress and joining forces with Collapse to exterminate Qin Feng." But when this rumor came, the army's morale was unstable, so what could I do? ”

Guo Tu said in a weird way: "The sages have clouds: the son does not mess with the gods with strange powers. Now Qin Feng myths his own origins, and his ambitions are fully revealed. Our lord shall not allow this man to be preceded by beauty, and he shall concoct it in the same way. In this way, the military spirit that had been shaken by Qin Feng's rumors was unraveled. ”

Yuan Shao was overjoyed when he heard this, and said with a full mouth: "Yes." Yes pole. Can there be a haode plan in the public rule? ”

Guo Tu was praised by the lord, he was very proud, his eyes rolled, and he said: "The lord can be said to be one of the Seven Yuan Relief Star Monarchs." The Heavenly Pivot Star Monarch descended to earth to save all the people. ”

Frustrated on the sidelines, I felt disgusted. The heart said that these people were really shameless, and the general resisted the invasion of the alien race. There is diligence in government and love for the people, which is why the rumors of the people's goodwill have become such a saying. You're good. I even started planning on my own. He swore that he would never make another plan. Expressionless onlookers.

"Tianshu Xingjun, is there a brother of the Haotian God?" Yuan Shao read poetry books, but poetry books are not Taoist books, so he is not clear about Taoist things.

Guo Tu was suddenly embarrassed and said, "That's not true." ”

Yuan Shaoxin said that there was no use for a fart, so he was angry and said: "If you want to think about it, you must be bigger than Haotian God." Is the Yellow Emperor's brother okay? ”

The judge said: "The Yellow Emperor is the emperor of the mortal world, and Haotian is the emperor of the heavenly realm. ”

It's a, Qin Zijin is poisonous enough for this kid, and he will freeze himself to the top in one fell swoop. Yuan Shao has been playing with Qin Feng in Luoyang for four or five years, and he knows that Qin Feng is the most fucked up, and he will not let go of anything in the world that can be cheap. Now it's good, the whole brother of Haotian God comes out. This branch is so tall that it doesn't let others live! He couldn't think of a way to catch up for a while, so he said: "Let's just say that I am also Haotian's brother, Qin Feng's brother, so it's decided." ”

So, the version that Yuan Shao is also Haotian's brother spread out, saying that Haotian God is the boss, he is the second, and Qin Feng is the third. The people were preconceived, so they thought that Yuan Shaozhen was pretending to be a ghost and sneering at him. However, under his compulsion, it was also widely disseminated, somewhat canceling out some of the influence of Qin Feng's myth.

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Let's go back to Beiping County.

Let's just say that after Qin Feng got the method of cracking witchcraft, he asked Tian Feng to go down and prepare.

At this time, Xu Chu behind him scratched his ears and cheeks, and said, "Lord, you must use the mortal method to crack the witchcraft. When Xu Chu was in the rivers and lakes, he often listened to tomb robbers, using black donkey hooves to ward off evil spirits, which was very useful, I don't know if he could help the lord? ”

As soon as Qin Feng heard the fun, he wanted to make a big fuss, of course, the more complicated and suspenseful, the better, so he said: "That donkey's hooves are to restrain zombies, but it also has the effect of warding off evil spirits, you can also collect some of these things, the more such things, the better." ”

Xu Chu is a military general, he has never made a plan, and when he saw that the lord used his own strategy, he immediately smiled and happily went down to prepare the black donkey's hooves. I can't help but think: The lord knows the various situations of the people, and he actually knows that it is to restrain zombies, but I only know that it is to ward off evil spirits, and I don't know anything else!

Qin Feng received the guidance of the Emperor of Heaven, and after the news of cracking the witchcraft spread, the military spirit that was a little flustered due to the witch god incident stabilized again. The soldiers are gearing up, hoping to take revenge on Karasuma as soon as possible under the leadership of the lord.

Qin Feng's strategy of returning the favor with his own method was successful, and it was expanded, winning popularity in the world. He is regarded by the people as a sage of the time and his own savior.

The next day, the arrogant envoy of Collapse came to see him and demanded that Qin Feng surrender.

Qin Feng lashed a hundred lashes angrily, then tied the messenger to the horse and kicked out of the city gate. The old horse knew the way and returned to the Karasuma camp smoothly.

Shan Dun was furious because of this, and said: "I gave Qin Zijin a chance, but he is so rude, quickly ask the wizard Wang, order the troops and horses, and attack Beiping County today!" ”

So, the tribal leaders. The majestic went to gather people.

The strong wind carried the yellow sand and blew on the phalanx of the soldiers. 30,000 men on both sides were deployed. Swords and guns are like a forest, and flags are displayed. The soldiers all knew that their side would win. All of them are murderous and glaring at their enemies!

Crash Dun rode out of his horse and shouted: "Qin Zijin, I give you a chance, don't you want to, do you have to die under my knife?" ”

Qin Feng was prepared this time, and said with a smile: "Collapse, don't talk nonsense, there is a kind of you can come again!" ”

Please ask the wizard king to count the money according to the number of days, and it will be counted separately if you send a gong. I don't want to delay too much money. He didn't say a word, so he asked the wizard king to do it.

Just like the previous time, the cart was pushed out, and the Wizard King got into it, twisting his ass and circling around the large wooden bucket, singing hymns like the wizards who could resurrect Lacanihu in the dark.

Time waited for no one, Qin Feng immediately shouted: "Trebuchet ready!" ”

The battle formation dispersed, revealing dozens of trebuchets inside. I saw the soldiers of the Qin army lifting large and small bags of cowhide wraps. It's very bulging. It exudes a unique aura that makes them frown.

"Launch!" Qin Feng shouted.

Buzz, a larger cowhide bowstring that allows trebuchets to launch objects over great distances.

The size of the package is overwhelming. Obscuring the sky.

Surprised to see the trebuchet appear, he commanded, "Be careful, be careful of the trebuchet......." But he saw that it was all cowhide. I was stunned.

"I was stunned, and I was stunned. Confused dreams. The Wizard King chanted a spell with his eyes closed, very engaged. I don't know anything about the outside world. Then he saw a huge package coming at him from the sky.

His heart trembled with fright, and he said that if the wizard king died, he would fail. So he exclaimed, "Lord Wizard King, be careful! ”

The Wizard King suddenly opened his eyes, and saw that something was turning the sky upside down, getting closer and bigger, getting bigger and bigger, and Mount Tai came to the top. "I'm dumbfounded, ......, wow!" He screamed and was hit, and hurriedly grabbed the edge of the cart so that he could not fall.

The cowhide package was broken, and all the feces and urine in it, black dog blood, splattered out. Drenched the Wizard King's head and face, all covered in and urine.

At this time, there was a roaring air raid from the sky, as if a cannonball was coming. It turned out that it was a package that had been thrown away, but one of the round things was exposed. Angry Birds pulled a bomb and smashed it head-on at the Wizard King.

"Ahh When the Wizard King was hit again, he felt dizzy and his face was swollen. It took several seconds for me to regain my vision, and I instinctively lifted it up to take a closer look. The exit is the northern dialect, "Black donkey hooves!" He could see it.

The wizard king was furious and said, "Collapse, what's the situation, who dares to smash me with the hooves of a black donkey!" ”

At this time, he was hit by a big piece of, and he had already dismounted, and he squatted under the horse's belly to avoid the overwhelming and urine, as well as the donkey's hooves. He quickly wiped the that slipped off his forehead, and exclaimed with a twisted face: "Enemy attack, enemy attack, wizard do it quickly!" Qin Zijin is a bastard, he can think of this loss! ”

Thousands of packages carrying feces and urine were all smashed out in two minutes. In the Karasuma formation, there were yellow and white things everywhere, and almost all of them were covered in poop. However, they had never seen someone use a trebuchet like this, wiping a handful of from their faces, and they didn't care about being angry, they were stunned at first.

The trebuchet of the Qin army, after several throws, measured the distance and bearing. Zuihou threw several times, and many packages with large amounts of anesthetic antidote entered the bucket.

The holy water of the wizard king is actually a potion that contains hemp boiling powder, and people will be paralyzed by neuralgia when they drink it, and they don't know what is added to make the user still move. Qin Feng saw that a large number of packages of antidote had entered the wooden barrel, and he immediately relieved himself.

Stunned when he saw it, he said, "Lord Wizard, holy water, holy water!" ”

"It's okay!" The Wizard King knew the ingredients of holy water, and said that it was ridiculous to want to use these filthy things to crack it. Seeing that the enemy was not throwing, he hurriedly wiped his face, and although he was disgusted in his heart, he became pious again, and said, "This is a test given to us by Lord Witch God, so don't panic." He said that he was not panicking, but in fact he was already flustered, and hurriedly hummed two more spells that only he understood. He said: "The holy water has been completed, the king quickly let the clansmen take it, so as to kill the enemy!" ”

He was overjoyed, he was hit in the face by a cowhide package, and the feces and urine in it flowed on his face, which was really the biggest humiliation in his life. Liliang, who had already verified the holy water, immediately rushed to the cart, scooped a bowl out of the bucket, and drank it all.

Suddenly, his face changed dramatically, and his forehead was bruised. It turned out that there was too much filth mixed in it, which changed the taste. I saw him open his mouth and poof, and even spit out a big donkey's hoof!

"Damn it, shameless!" Completely furious, he roared, rushed to the war horse, raised his scimitar, and rushed towards the Qin Feng battle array.

"The king is mighty, with the power of holy water, he can kill Qin Zijin with his own strength!" The wizard king shouted, hurriedly fled into the formation, and soon took his apprentices, wrapped in collapsed gold and silver, and disappeared without a trace.

Uyan was afraid that the king would lose alone, so he shouted, "Drink the holy water quickly and go into battle to kill the enemy!" ”

So, the Karasuma people began to scramble for holy water. (To be continued......)