Chapter 408: Cutting the beard and abandoning the robe
The wife Cao hid in the closet, and saw the closet door wide open, "Wow! He exclaimed, and hurriedly covered his face with a red robe.
Uncle Dong Cheng saw that his body was naked, and he only had a red robe covering his body, so he knew that he was an adulterer! In his frenzy, he dragged him out, threw him to the ground, and punched and kicked him frantically.
Cao Cao's heart was broken, and his heart said that this is the end, and my reputation is over! His three souls scared away the seven spirits, and he covered his face tightly, hoping that if he couldn't see his appearance, he would be able to save his reputation.
Qin Feng's plan was a great success, and when he saw Cao Cao being beaten by Dong Cheng, his heart blossomed. I saw that Cao Cao had only a robe to cover his shame, and the leaking body was under Dong Cheng's fists and feet, and it gradually became bruised and bloody.
At this time, the officials were stunned, because they had never seen such a dramatic scene.
But they immediately blew up the pot. "Wow, it's really an adulterer!"
"Ahh Uncle Guo has a cuckold! ”
"Tsk, it's really a 400-year-old Han dynasty, and the only anecdote is also!"
"Enough to go down in history!"
"Where is the historian, where is the historian!"
"I'm here!"
The emotions of hundreds of officials were agitated, Dong Cheng was angry and heartbroken when he heard this, and his heart said that it was recorded in history! I'm done now. I saw him use his strength to eat milk in a frenzy and slammed the wife Cao on the ground.
However, this farce was directed by Qin Feng, as a director, you must be calm, give full play to the maximum effect of each actor in the play, and show a visual feast for the audience. In this play, Baiguan, Cao Cao, and Dong Cheng are all actors, so Qin Feng pretended to be surprised and said: "It's really strange, this thief has no clothes." It's really the world's first stupid thief. ”
"Qin Zijin is also here, wow. I'm dying! Cao Cao hugged his head and covered his face, and looked out in pain. He was afraid of being harmed by Qin Feng, so he thought about finding an opportunity to rush out.
Dong Cheng was beating frantically, and the eldest woman behind him was already dumbfounded.
When the officials heard Qin Feng's words, there were shrewd people, and they said excitedly: "The general's words are wrong, where is this thief, it is clearly the concubine of the uncle who steals the man." ”
"Tsk! It's a once-in-a-lifetime story. ”
"We are so fortunate to be here today." The drunken officials saw this farce that was only seen in life. only cares about his own happiness, and he goes to manage Dong Cheng's face, and there are many discussions about it.
When Dong Cheng heard this, he was ashamed and angry, and he seemed to be killing his father's enemy in front of him, and he tried his best to beat Cao Cao. Dong Cheng was Cao Cao's opponent, but Cao Cao didn't dare to let go of the hand covering his face, so he could only let it be beaten.
It was precisely because Cao Cao covered his face with a red robe, so except for Qin Feng. The others didn't know that the adulterer was a wife, Cao.
This did not fit the plot conceived by Qin Feng, he saw that Dong Cheng was just beating violently, and he had no intention of lifting the red robe at all. So my eyes rolled, and an idea came to my mind.
So Qin Feng walked over in one step. grabbed Dong Cheng and said, "Uncle Guo is angry!" At this moment, he pulled down the red robe on Cao Cao's face. Exclaimed: "Don't go quickly, but when!" ”
Cao Cao got the gap. Jumped up and covered his head and face again. I can't thank Qin Feng enough. The heart said that Qin Zijin is really a good brother, and he actually saved me at this moment, and I blamed him before. Cao Cao got up and ran outside.
Dong Cheng was furious, shook off Qin Feng, and shouted: "General, why stop me!" So he ran away from Qin Feng to chase after him.
Qin Feng shouted again: "Uncle Guo, Brother Meng De is just drunk and disorderly!" He shouted again: "Brother Meng De, run, Uncle Guo is angry, if he is caught, he will kill you!" ”
Outside the door was densely packed with sardine-like crowded, and Cao Cao wanted to go out, so he had to crash out.
In the process, it is inevitable to be seen. But fortunately, it was dark, and the officials couldn't see it clearly for a while. Cao Cao breathed a sigh of relief because of this.
However, Qin Feng's voice, hundreds of officials had a comparable target appearance, and many people immediately recognized Cao Cao.
"Wow!"
"It's Cao Sikong!"
"The adulterer is Cao Sikong!"
"Wow, Sikong has brought a green hat to Uncle Guo, what a strange thing!" Baiguan was stunned at first, and then fried the pot.
Cao Cao woke up instantly, and scolded in his heart: "Abominable Qin Zijin, you, you actually pierced this Sikong!" However, he did not dare to stay, and took the opportunity to crash out of the crowd and flee the door.
Dong Cheng, who chased out, was stunned when he learned that it was Cao Mengde who played with his own woman. He thought a lot for a while, and when he thought that Cao Cao had soldiers, he didn't dare to chase after him.
Qin Feng frowned when he saw this, and said in his heart If you don't chase it, how do the people outside know that it was Cao Mengde who played Uncle Guo's wife, and how could it be passed on to the world at this time. Things are not widely circulated, how can Cao Cao's reputation stink?
Cao Cao's reputation is stinky, and Emperor Han Xian will definitely not go with such a minister, so Qin Feng can bring Emperor Han Xian back to Yecheng along the way.
Since the plot deviates from the script, Qin Feng, as the director, has to come forward to guide the actors. So, he said to a hundred official actors beside him: "This little concubine is really beautiful, her voice is beautiful, and she must be good to moan when she wants to." It looks like it's soft, and it's sure to be able to do a lot of difficult poses. Cao Cao is really blessed, he must be happy. ”
The official actor wanted to stammer with the director, so he said: "What the general said is very true, but it's a pity that Uncle Guo was taken a green hat." ”
So the officials got the guidance of the director and began to discuss this topic. Someone said: "I heard that Guanyin sits on the lotus in a good posture...... ”
"No, no, it's better later. Tsk, Cao Cao is happy, it must be very cool. ”
"My own woman, for other men, tsk, look at the ...... brought by Uncle Guo's green hat."
Hundreds of officials are drunk and have no scruples, and it is inevitable that they will speak loudly. Dong Cheng, who was hesitant to pursue at the door, heard this, his face changed again and again, he was also a man, how could he swallow this breath.
At this time, Qin Feng's words exploded Dong Cheng, and he heard him say: "Uncle Guo is really a ninja, and he can bring a green hat." He said fiercely: "If I risk my life, I will also cut this person with a thousand knives!" ”
"That's it, Uncle Guo is not a man!"
Maybe it's because she's not a "man" that the concubine steals men. After receiving the director's guidance, the actors started talking again.
Dong Cheng completely exploded. When he came, in order to prevent the eldest woman from being cruel to the concubine. It's also with a family. I saw that his eyes were scarlet at the moment, and he waved his arms. He roared and said, "Come on, catch Cao Mengde, the lewd thief, kill him, kill him!" ”
He rushed out first, but the family was only loyal to the master, and when he heard the sound, he picked up the guy and chased him out in the shouting of killing.
The plot develops according to the script, and the actors interpret it with their lives, and Qin Feng, as the director, is very pleased. So he followed with the enthusiastic officials.
When Cao Cao was playing with his wife, he heard that Dong Cheng's wife slammed the door and hid in the closet in a panic, so now he is only wrapped in a red robe on the outside. He was afraid that his soldiers and horses would be discovered and he would be discovered, so when the eldest woman brought people in, he sent his own soldiers away. So now he was alone, and he rushed to the camp outside the city in fear.
However, the city of Luoyang is huge, covering an area of dozens of miles, and it will not be able to run out for a while and a half.
Dong Cheng chased after him with his family with torches. Hundreds of officials followed, and when they saw that they were about to catch up with Cao Cao, the news had already come from Luoyang, and the people went out to watch the excitement at night when they had nothing to do.
There are a lot of people. It will be difficult to search for Cao Cao.
"Get out of the way, get out of the way!" Dong Cheng couldn't see Cao Cao, and he was furious. Constantly wielding a leather whip to drive out the people who were in the way.
"Sir. There are too many people, and they all look the same at night. I can't really see it. A family member echoed.
Dong Cheng was so anxious that he couldn't get the essentials when he looked around.
Qin Feng saw that the plot had deviated again, and said in his heart that ancient actors really did not have the quality of actors. He suddenly remembered the allusion to cutting his beard and abandoning his robe in the history books of later generations, and suddenly had another idea. pretended to be inadvertent, and said to himself behind Dong Cheng: "Brother Meng De's beard is too particular, and ordinary people don't have it. ”
Dong Cheng immediately came to his senses and shouted: "It's Cao Cao who has a long beard!" ”
So, the family members shouted together, "It's Cao Cao who has a long beard!" ”
"It's Cao Cao who has a long beard?" When the people heard this, they instinctively searched around, and sure enough, they found Cao Cao with a long beard, and immediately left far away, immediately highlighting him.
"Found it, chase!"
"Abominable Qin Zijin!" Cao Cao was full of liver and gall, so he took out the short sword that he had been carrying with him for half a step, and cut off his beard. The beard fluttered away in the wind, Cao Cao's heart ached, but he had kept it for more than 30 years, and it was hard to keep it long.
Cao Cao lost his beard and once again succeeded in blending in with the people.
Dong Cheng suddenly lost his trace again.
"Master, what should I do if I don't have a beard?"
"Stupid!" Qin Feng scolded secretly, and then said to himself: "Brother Meng De is really good, he always wears a red robe, how conspicuous!" ”
Dong Cheng immediately scolded: "A group of fools, it's Cao Cao who wears a red robe!" ”
"It's Cao Cao who wears a red robe! It's Cao Cao who wears a red robe! There are many rewards for reporting! Then the servants began to cry out, and the cry was heard everywhere.
As soon as the people heard about the reward, someone immediately discovered Cao Cao's traces and shouted: "There are people wearing red robes here!" ”
So, the people stayed away again, revealing Cao Cao, who was crazy and frightened.
At this moment, Cao Cao's beard is cut all over the place, his eyes are scarlet, he is panting, and his forehead is wrinkled. When he heard this, he was heartbroken again, and hurriedly took off his red robe.
However, he suddenly realized that he was running naked. Then the evil cried out in his heart, and rose up with a dagger in his hand, and struck down one of the people, and took his clothes, and ran away.
Dong Chengjiading shouted continuously, letting the people know that he was chasing Cao Cao.
Qin Feng's intelligence agent in Luoyang took the opportunity to start propaganda work. Soon, more than 100,000 people in Luoyang knew that Cao Cao had played with his wife, and he was still the wife of his uncle. Now Uncle Guo is furious and is sending people to chase and kill.
So, under the propaganda of the intelligence guard, the nickname of Cao Cao's wife Cao spread, and everyone in the world knew that Cao Cao was a womanizer, and he became a good wife, and his reputation was greatly damaged and he collapsed. Every time there is an enemy, the enemy will shout the nickname of his wife Cao, and the Cao army will be demoralized.
However, Cao Cao is also skilled, and Dong Cheng finally failed to catch him, and lost Cao Cao's trace outside the city gate.
However, Qin Feng's goal has been achieved, and he will not go with the notorious wife Cao if he kills Emperor Xian of Han, so Qin Feng summed up his experience as a director this time with a happy mood, and returned to the camp under the escort of Huwei.
As for the furious Dong Cheng who killed the concubine with good skills, this doesn't matter about Qin Feng's affairs, if you want to blame it, you can only blame your wife Cao.
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It is said that Cao Cao went out of Luoyang, and he looked at his camp in fear all the way and rushed away.
Gradually approaching, he was surrounded by Cao soldiers who were ambushed on the road. Today's Cao Cao cut his beard and abandoned his robe, the wolf was unbearable, he didn't have his previous appearance for a long time, and he couldn't recognize it in the night. Cao Bing regarded him as a fine work, and knocked him to the ground with three punches and two kicks.
Cao Cao was shocked and roared: "Bastard, I am your lord, Cao Cao, Cao Mengde!" ”
I heard the officer laugh and say, "You old guy is my lord!" Made, Lao Tzu is still today! Brothers, cut off the head of this fine work and take it to General Cao Ren to ask for credit! ”
So, more than a dozen weapons were chopped over .......
I'm dying! Cao Cao, who was full of heart and gall, never thought that he would fight all his life, fight hundreds of battles, and finally die under the random knives of his own soldiers! (To be continued......)
PS: In fact, the historical "cutting beard and abandoning robe" really came like this, and at the same time, there is also the reputation of a wife Cao!