Chapter 1116: We Are All Good People
Chapter 1116: We Are All Good People
"What did you say to the girls?"
Fang Xie had to slow down while riding the white lion so as not to leave everyone else behind. Although the other horse's mounts are of the highest rank, they are not comparable to the white lion in terms of speed and stamina. Especially Xiang Qingniu's horse sitting down was obviously more difficult than other war horses. Although this is a Bo Tawu worth 100 gold, Xiang Qingniu is more than 100 catties
"This is my private matter, please don't be so bastard, okay?"
Xiang Qingniu said: "Do you know what privacy is? ”
Fang Xie smiled: "I'm just curious, what is in the big package that you stuffed into the girl's hand when you left, I thought it was a salute that you cleaned up by yourself, and I was surprised that there was no little Taoist boy around you to serve you, and you would actually tidy up your clothes by yourself." ”
"That"
Xiang Qingniu's face flushed slightly: "It's all food, and it's the signature goods of the ninety-nine most famous snacks in Chang'an City." ”
"Oh my God!"
Fang Xie was taken aback by Xiang Qingniu: "Before you left, you actually ran ninety-nine shops in one go?" ”
Xiang Qingniu said seriously: "Yanzhi told me that she won't go out again after I leave, and she will wait for me quietly at home, how can she eat those delicious things if she doesn't go out?" What should I do if I am hungry? So I ran a lap before I set off, but after 34 of them, most of the shops were closed. ”
"And then?"
Fang asked.
Xiang Qingniu said as a matter of course: "Then of course I went in and got it myself, but I left the silver." ”
Fang Xie sighed: "The people who report the case in Ming'er Chang'an Mansion have to line up. ”
"Fuck me!"
Xiang Qingniu said: "I know such a big man as you, Chang'an City is all yours, can't you help me settle such a small matter?" Don't look at me with that kind of look, if you want to do something official and let people arrest me and go to prison in Chang'an Mansion, I will die for you. ”
Fang Xie burst out laughing: "Haven't you ever thought about whether the Yanzhi girl would be tired when she went back with such a big package on her back?" ”
Xiang Qingniu was stunned: "I really forgot, I will go back first if you go first, and then come back to chase you after sending her home." By the way, you white lion has a fast foot, can you lend it to me first? ”
"Borrow five hundred taels of silver."
Fang Xie stretched out his hand.
Xiang Qingniu's eyes instantly widened: "You are really a fucking profiteer!" ”
But he didn't hesitate, groping around and taking out a stack of silver tickets from his cuffs, before he could count them, Fang Xie shook his head with a smile and said: "I have already instructed Chen Xiaoru to send the tobacco weaving girl back, but it is really surprising that a person like you who is greedy for money is willing to pay five hundred taels of silver, it can be seen that in the face of greed for money and lust, you chose the latter without hesitation." ”
Xiang Qingniu breathed a sigh of relief, and carefully took back the silver: "Startle me, you know that taking my five hundred pieces of silver is the same as cutting my five hundred catties of meat." ”
"This time I went to the 100,000 Mountains, have you thought of any excuse to use to deceive those perverts?"
Xiang Qingniu didn't want to continue on the topic of silver, and said while stuffing it into his cuffs: "If nothing else, those guys are all perverts who can open out of bounds." Your Qingjie belongs to the original realm, and one-on-one your Qingjie can basically be suppressed in the same realm. But if there are several pairs, even if your Qingjie is the original realm, I am afraid that it will not be easy to win. ”
"But what am I taking you for?"
Fang Xie asked Xiang Qingniu.
"You don't want me to be a thug, do you?"
Xiang Qingniu shrunk his neck back: "I promised to weave the smoke and fight less in the future." ”
Fang Xie said seriously: "Five hundred taels of silver." ”
Xiang Qingniu nodded without hesitation: "Isn't it just fighting, a man must have the courage of a man, if he listens to a woman in everything, then what is it called?" You don't know what kind of person I am, how can a man like me, who is as elegant as the wind, be bound by a woman? I'm just so atmospheric, let alone fighting for my friends, even if I go to the soup and the fire. ”
Fang Xie picked a thumbs up: "Really gentlemen." ”
Xiang Qingniu put on an expression that it was absolutely impossible to ask for money in a fight: "It's in vain for you and I to be a confidant, you don't even know that I have such a good quality." ”
Fang Xie turned around and asked the cook: "This senior, if you are given two choices, whether to spend five hundred taels of silver or fight, how do you choose?" ”
Without even thinking about it, the cook replied, "Spend money." ”
Xiang Qingniu snorted from his nose with disdain: "Vulgar! No righteousness! ”
The cook also wiped out a few silver tickets from his cuffs, counted them, and handed them to Fang Jie: "This is six hundred taels."
Fang Xie was stunned: "What are you doing?" ”
The cook said very seriously: "I don't fight, you can give the remaining one hundred taels to this fat man, and when you have to fight, let him fight for me." ”
Xiang Qingniu took all the silver tickets: "Why are you working so hard, you can just tell me anything in the future." There are not many good qualities in me, and even I worship myself as righteousness. ”
Everyone traveled all the way, and they didn't want to miss the scenery on the road. After leaving Chang'an City, I went all the way to the northwest, and the official road was extremely flat, so by dawn I had gone out almost a hundred miles away. I found a place to wash up and have breakfast, and then continued on the road.
After getting back on the road, Fang Xie slowed down a little and walked side by side with Mo Ning Cream.
"Here's for you."
Fang Xie took off the Chaolu knife from his back and handed it to Mo Ning.
Mo Ning Fat was slightly stunned: "What do you want me to do?" I have it myself. ”
Fang explained: "I brought back a person from the south, called Gai Yu. This person's cultivation in the sword is so strong, I am afraid that there are few people in the world who can surpass him. Although his cultivation is not superb, his understanding of the sword is his most powerful point, if it is a few years later, he will definitely be able to enter the heavenly realm with the sword. ”
Fang explained: "At that time, I fought with him and used this knife. There is still a remnant of the sword intent of the Naha knife on this knife, and if you take it and look at it, it will not help you. ”
Mo Ning Fat hesitated for a moment, but finally took the knife.
The weight of the morning dew knife is very heavy, the hand is extremely heavy, and there is a very special atmosphere on the knife body, and after the foam gel is picked up, I feel the extraordinary nature of the knife.
"This sword can exert the power of cultivation to the extreme."
Fang Xie explained.
Mo Ning Grease took out the Chaolu knife from the wrapped cotton cloth, and the special aura on the knife immediately made her fall in love. Although the difference between having a knife in his hand and not having a knife is not much after a swordsman reaches a certain realm, a good knife still has an extraordinary meaning for a swordsman.
"Thank you"
Mo Ning Grease re-wrapped the Chaolu knife and hung it on the side of the warhorse.
"Nothing."
Fang Xie smiled and said, "I just feel that I owe you." ”
Mo Ning's face changed slightly, and he took off the Chaolu knife and threw it to Fang Jie. Fang Xie caught it, and looked at Mo Ning Fat in surprise, not knowing what crazy this woman was doing again. Mo Ningzhi no longer paid attention to him, and urged the horse to catch up with Mu Xiaoxiao and them, leaving a proud back for Fang Jie.
Fang Xie shook his head and sighed, "Women are really the most incomprehensible in this world. ”
Xiang Qingniu, who had just come over, nodded vigorously after hearing this: "Although you said a lot of unreasonable things, this sentence is undoubtedly the most reasonable." ”
When the cook heard him talk to himself, he gave him a disdainful look: "Women are not the most difficult people in the world to understand, and there are only three kinds of people who think women are difficult to understand." The first is an emotional idiot, the second is a virgin, and the third is an emotional idiot virgin. ”
He looked at Fang Jie: "You are the first type. ”
Then he looked at Xiang Qingniu, opened his mouth, and did not speak.
Seeing that he held back, Xiang Qingniu was obviously relieved. He looked at the cook with a desperate look if you dare to say it, but fortunately the cook understood his eyes, but the cook's eyes became a little desolate, Xiang Qingniu didn't understand why he was like this, so he asked, "What's wrong with you?" ”
The cook sighed, "I think I'm a fool too, and I shouldn't have said what I just said." ”
"Why?"
Fang asked.
The cook said, "Because I think the six hundred taels of silver I just spent were in vain."
He looked at Fang Xie and said, "Can't you see it?" This girl is obviously interested in you. Why else would he follow you? You just said that you feel indebted to her, so you want to make up for it by giving her a gift, which is undoubtedly an insult to the woman who likes you! ”
Fang Xie was stunned: "She likes me?" ”
Xiang Qingniu looked at Fang Xie sympathetically: "Don't you know?" ”
"But she said she would kill me."
Fang Xie shook his head: "And she blocked the hunt for me for three years, and it was when she was not willing. ”
Xiang Qingniu said slightly angrily: "You emotional idiot! If she really wants to kill you, will it be? You also said that it was Shen Tianfan who caught her as your stand-in at the beginning, how could she hate you if she didn't even hate Shen Tianfan? I think a man who doesn't understand women, an emotional idiot is worse than a virgin! ”
"Yes!"
The cook nodded very solemnly.
Fang Xie was very uneasy in his heart, the relationship between him and Mo Ning Grin had always been in a particularly awkward place, this woman was sometimes cold and sometimes very gentle, and he had always attributed this to the woman's moodiness. This was the case with Shen Tilting Fan at the beginning, Mu Xiaowaist was also like this, and Wu Yinyu was still like this.
As always, it is gentle as water, only Sang Sasa.
"Want to hear what I think of women?"
The cook said solemnly: "Although I have always been hidden, I am still older than you, and I have seen and heard more stories than you. How many men and women who are a good match miss a beautiful marriage because one of them doesn't understand the other's mind. I have been in the martial arts academy for so many years, how many crazy men and women have I seen? I think I can give you the most pertinent advice. ”
"Of course, my advice may not be useful to you. But as a person who has come before, I really don't want to see young people like you miss anything. I am a kind-hearted person, but I can't tolerate others to be uncomfortable. I still remember that there was such a pair of men and women in the martial arts academy back then, and the woman always looked at the man with a hateful look, but in fact, she just wanted the man to remember herself more deeply. And that man likes that woman very much, just because she always rejects the appearance of people thousands of miles away, which makes men retreat again and again. At that time, I couldn't look past it, so I pointed out one or two. ”
"Good"
Fang Xie nodded: "Thank you, senior, for your doubts." ”
The cook stretched out his hand: "Eight hundred taels, no bargaining." ”