"Boom ......"

"Boom!"

"Boom, boom!"

On a huge flat ground to the east of the Sun Moon Sect, explosions were heard endlessly.

A lion demon proprietress in a teahouse close to the flat ground couldn't help it, and roared at the Hedong lion in the direction of the explosion: "I'm going to die, and I won't let people do business!" ”

But...... It's a pity...... The proprietress was quickly drowned out by the explosion......

......

"I told Pinch a long time ago, Brother Jiang said that C4 is not like this, why don't you listen to Pinch when you are old?"

Behind a bunker not far from the clearing, a man with a third-level helmet took off his helmet and spat out the sand.

It's not so much a "man" as it is a puppet robot, and it looks a bit like an ironclad treasure, and its voice is synthesized but with an accent......

"It's you who don't understand! We yearn for that eternal art! Blast is art! Yes...... It's like a black dragon, just like the blood of my black dragon! Yes!!! My eyes! It seems to have seen through the truth of the world! ”

The robot that was remotely controlled by the remote gave the other party a blank look: "Made, ZZ!" ”

"Blackie! Don't make art that insults me! ”

"I'm scolding a pinch!"

Xiao Hei, who didn't know where to control the robot, couldn't help it, and the control robot slapped him on the back of the head.

No one has ever seen Xiao Hei's real person, and no one has heard Xiao Hei's real voice, even if he goes out to shop, Xiao Hei is also controlling this robot that looks like an ironclad Xiaobao.

Of course, Blackie doesn't just have such a robot.

In the conceptual drawings provided by Jiang Lin, Jiang Lin and the others have also seen "Clank Cat Blackie", "Shrunken Gundam Black", "Steel Garrulu Black", and "Pikachu Blackie......

Even if Xiao Hei wants to go out, he will let the robot replace him, and he will control it remotely in the house......

"Brother Jiang is right! Pinch is enough to get in the goose (two) disease! What a goose is really good! Pinch and call the second true gentleman! ”

"Blackie! If you're going to slap me on the head again! Believe it or not, I'm going to turn the other cheek with you! ”

As he spoke, Taiji Zhenjun raised his right hand, which was wrapped in bandages one after another.

"I'll tell you! The power of the primeval desolation in my body is no longer bearable! And my evil king's true eye! Yes! I heard that! It's restless! ”

"I'm mad you MMP!"

Xiao Hei couldn't help it, and controlled the "Iron Armor Xiaobao" to throw the helmet, stood up and kicked Taier Zhenjun fiercely.

"Ahh Say no! Didn't you listen to Brother Jiang? Hit someone without slapping in the face! Kick people and don't kick birds! Yes! it! Yes! ”

"I'm a pinched bird! Improved a C4 goose has been! Ninety-nine failures! Ninety-nine times! How many materials do you think labor and management have? I can't help it! Labor and management are pinched! ”

"Blackie! If you fight again, my bloodline is really going to explode! When the time comes, be careful that you are devoured by the Black Flame Dragon in my body! ”

"Hey! Lao Tzu is afraid of pinching, if you don't stop teaching us to have other Yin-Yang family monks, I will find pinching?! ”

"Blackie! You can question my temperance! But you alone can't question my skills! ”

Suddenly! Taiji Zhenjun stood up.

With a mask on his left eye and a bandage on his left hand, the oblique non-mainstream bangs have a feeling of "gathering at the entrance of the village, and bringing cement by itself".

Especially the shabby black cloak, like (is) a patient with a terminal secondary disease.

"Pinch technique! I'm @@# (silenced here) your technique! Let me pinch the explosion circle to shrink! Concentrate a little! The pinch horse is getting bigger and bigger! Technology! I ......"

"Uncle Zhenjun, Uncle Xiaohei......"

Just when Xiao Hei raised his arms to press Taier Zhenjun to the ground and rub it, in the sky not far away, a middle-aged man in a green shirt carried a small and cute little dragon girl by Yu Feng slowly flew over.

The little dragon girl kept shaking her short fat little hands, and her big eyes were happy and happy, and she greeted Taier Zhenjun and Xiao Hei in the clearing.

Hearing the voice of the little dragon girl, Xiao Hei quickly withdrew his hand, patted the dust on his body, and straightened his hairstyle covered with sand.....

Although he was getting a haircut, Xiao Hei realized that he was controlling a puppeteer and had no hairstyle......

Similarly, Taier Zhenjun also raised the bangs in front of his forehead and straightened the blindfold in his left eye......

The little dragon girl landed slowly, walked towards the two of them with her little short legs, happily took out two pieces of paper from her small backpack, raised her little head and raised her little hand to hand them to the two:

"This is the calligraphy that Nian Nian practiced today, and I gave it to Uncle Xiaohei and Uncle Taier."

Tai Er smiled happily: "Oh, how embarrassing is this, thank you Niannian." ”

"But Niannian's writing is not very good......" Xiao Niannian lowered her head, her two little index fingers poked at each other, looking a little unconfident.

Xiao Hei and Tai Er Zhenjun squatted down, took the paper and gently unfolded it.

"No, it's beautiful."

"Yes, yes, the words of Nian Nian are very aura, just like Xiao Nian Nian."

"Really?"

Xiao Niannian raised her forehead and looked at the two uncles happily.

"Really, really." Xiao Hei rubbed Nian Nian's little head and took out a small ball from his stomach, "Since Nian Nian gave the word Nian Nian to his uncle, then Uncle also gave Nian Nian a small gift, this is a starry sky ball, put it in the room, as long as you press it, it will be a beautiful starry sky." ”

Nian Nian's little hand hugged the ball, and the little tail shook happily: "Thank you, uncle." ”

"I'll give you a small gift too."

Taier Zhenjun took out a gossip map from his arms, and because Xiao Niannian was holding the starry sky bead in his hand, Taier Zhenjun put the 400 square centimeters of gossip map into Xiao Niannian's small backpack.

"This is a small puzzle, if you feel a little bored at home, you can put it together and play."

Xiao Niannian happily narrowed the two crescents: "Thank you, uncle." ”

"You two are still so energetic."

Kong Baba stepped forward and bowed.

The ironclad Xiaobao Xiaohei returned the salute: "Mr. Kong, why are you pinching Niannian to return home today?" Doesn't it seem that Jiang Nizi went to pick up the thoughts? ”

"Oh, today is the spring outing of our school, and I will send the students home early, and it just so happens that I have something to interview Twin Everest."

Taier Zhenjun patted Kong Baba's shoulder:

"It's not that I said, I don't know what Confucianism Jiang Lin sent Niannian to you to learn, your school is too improper, except for the Four Books and Five Classics, I heard that you teach some of the hundreds of schools, what kind of cooking skills do you even teach, isn't it 'gentleman far away cooking'? Aren't you afraid that your Confucian ancestors will die of anger? ”

"Eh, second brother, you don't understand." Kong Baba hurriedly waved his hand, "The knowledge of the hundred schools of thought has its own reason, although our Confucian knowledge is good, but there is also a little dross, dabbling in a lot, and integrating it, in order to have a better understanding of Confucian knowledge, our scholars pay attention to ......"

"Wait...... I don't want to hear it. Xiao Hei hurriedly waved his hand and touched Xiao Niannian's head, "If Niannian is bored, he will play here in the wide, and there are a lot of toys here." ”

"Uh-huh." Xiao Niannian nodded, a pair of watery eyes blinked, and involuntarily, Xiao Hei, who was at home, silently wiped his nose, as if he had a nosebleed......

"Nian Nian, you can also come to my side, my uncle's recent power of the Yan Dragon seems to be awakening, the essence of the world will be understood by me, and Xiao Nian Nian will be the heir of the power of the Yan Dragon!"

"emmm......" Xiao Niannian lowered her little head, frowned cutely, and tried very hard to understand Uncle Tai'er's words, but she just couldn't understand, and in the end, Xiao Niannian decided to give up, "Uncle Tai'er, Niannian can't understand." ”

"This ......" Tai Er touched Nian Nian's little head, "It's that there is delicious food at my uncle's house, Nian Nian can come over to eat at any time." ”

"Eat? Nian Nian's favorite food. Nian Nian's big eyes blinked, "Huh? Second uncle, why did you have a nosebleed. ”

Taier Zhenjun touched his nose: "It's okay...... It may be that the seal of my left hand is weak and not tightened. ”

"Okay Niannian, let's go, let's play with the two uncles next time."

"Hmm." Xiao Niannian ran to Kong Baba's side, the breeze gently blew at the feet of the two, and the two of them slowly flew up, "Goodbye Uncle Hei, goodbye Uncle Tai." ”

"Goodbye, remember to play next time."

Xiao Hei and Tai Er Zhenjun kept waving their hands at Xiao Niannian.

Until Nian Nian disappeared into the distant sky, Xiao Hei and Tai Er Zhenjun glanced at each other, and then pinched each other again......

"Just send a broken bead, you won't be ashamed!"

"MMP, how many years have you been pinching that broken picture! It's moldy, too! ”

"My picture can turn the sun and the moon upside down, and it can lead the stars down! How did it get moldy! This Black Flame Dragon True King is going to do the right thing for the heavens today! ”

"I'll sell a lot of your mother, that bead is my highest masterpiece in the past ten years! Pinch a fart! ”

"Blackie! This Black Flame Dragon has endured you for a long time! ”

"Pinch the two diseases in death! I'm afraid of pinching! ”

"Ben Black Flame Dragon will kill you!"

"Pinch the robot that dares to burn me with fire! 100,000 volts! ”

"Ah!!!h

In the open space, the two of them were inseparable from each other every day, and just when the two were about to engage in the next round of hand-to-hand combat, a flying sword cut through the sky and flew away!

"Whew!"

The flying sword hovered in front of the two, and the voice system automatically played:

[Shunfeng fast sword, please sign for Taier Zhenjun, the sender "Chunfeng Lou tonight 20% discount", the original sender: "The long is handsome"]

"Huh? Brother Jiang's courier? Let's stop fighting! It must be Brother Jiang who wants Ben Yanlong to save the world! ”

Taier Zhenjun patted the dust on his body and made a few bells and whistles to make Xiao Hei only twitch his eyebrows:

"Ahh Oh my power of black flame! Let it shine! Go ahead! The desolation in my body! ”

And then...... A wisp of black spiritual power from his fingertips slowly entered the flying sword.

"The spiritual power proofreading is successful, and the signature is complete."

With a "click", the flying sword fell from the air, and Taier Zhenjun caught and opened the spirit sword body of the flying sword in time, and inside was a letter.

......

"Mama, Niannian is back."

"Niannian, I want to die numb."

At the top of the Sun Moon Sect Shuangzhu Peak, Xiao Niannian, who had just fallen steadily, saw Ma Ma who was drying his clothes, and ran towards Ma Ma with his little arms and short legs.

"Niannian, why did you come back so early today?"

Holding Xiao Niannian in his arms, the ginger fish mud kept rubbing Xiao Niannian's soft cheeks.

"Today's spring outing, school is early." Nian Nian happily took out a folded piece of rice paper from his bag, "This is the words written by Nian Nian, a gift for Ma Ma." ”

"The words are so beautiful." The ginger fish mud took a sip on Niannian's forehead, and the eyes of the "mother and daughter" happily narrowed the crooked crescent.

"Lord Jiang Feng."

Kong Baba, who was in the distance, bowed.

"Nian Nian will go back to the room to rest first, there is the honey that Ma Ma just grabbed, it's chilled, it's delicious."

"Well, then Nian Nian will go back to her room and do her homework first."

"That's good."

After kissing it again, the ginger fish puree gently put Nian Nian down.

When Nian Nian returned to the room, Kong Baba gave his hand again: "Congratulations to the sect leader for entering the middle stage of the Jade Pu Realm." ”

"Thank you, Mr. Kong."

Although the appearance of the ginger fish paste has not changed, his expression and tone are a little colder.

However, although it is cold, there is no hostility at all, on the contrary, Jiang Yuni has a little respect for this scholar.

Confucianism is the head of a hundred schools, there are many scholars, and there are many gentlemen, but how many of these scholars and gentlemen are fake scholars and hypocrites?

And the person in front of him, although he has been removed from the Confucian Academy in the world, although he also likes to watch beautiful women on the street with Xiao Lin, and even has some kind of ulterior deal with Xiao Lin......

However, in the eyes of Jiang Yuni, and even in the eyes of all the Sun and Moon Sect monks, this unserious scholar is a scholar.

Otherwise, Xiao Lin would not have put Xiao Niannian into his study hall and let Niannian learn from him, and Xiao Hei and Taier Zhenjun would not have called him "sir".

In other words, in addition to the strange name of Kong Baba, Taier Zhenjun and Xiao Hei and Sun Moon Sect and others for Confucian scholars, even the most famous elder in the world now, they often call Lao Xiucai without adding the word "sir".

"Hahaha, the word Mr. always feels tormenting to me, and I have been removed from my own school palace." Kong Baba scratched his head and smiled, "I still like people to call me by my name." ”

"Sir, joking."

"Ahem, ahem." Feeling that there was a sword intent coming out, Kong Baba hurriedly straightened his expression, "Actually, I came this time, I have a little favor, and I want to ask Brother Jiang for help." ”

"Do you want Xiao Lin to help?" Jiang Yu mud willow frowned slightly, "When Xiao Lin comes back, Mr. and Xiao Lin will just say no?" ”

"This ...... I said directly to Brother Jiang that Brother Jiang would definitely help, but I'm afraid that you will ...... here."

Kong Baba's tone was a little embarrassed.

What kind of friendship is between himself and Brother Jiang, that is to study Xiao Liu Bei together!

But even if Brother Jiang agrees, if you don't allow it, it's very difficult to do.

This couldn't help but remind Kong Baba of the last time he invited Brother Jiang to come out at night and climb the tallest tree near the women's bathhouse to see the moon together.

Brother Jiang agreed, and came out in the evening, but he received a letter from the mission hall the next day, asking for the half-year performance quota to be doubled......

So even if Brother Jiang agreed, but the sect leader is not happy, what should I do if I wear small shoes......

"Xiao Lin wants to help Mr. something, please Mr. first." The ginger fish puree's tone was already low.

Although Kong Baba broke out in a cold sweat, he still bowed his hand and said in a serious tone:

"I beg the sect master to allow Brother Jiang and me to go back to the Confucian Palace for a while."

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