Chapter 951, chickens fly and dogs jump
As a monkey king who has been active in the Emeishan area all year round, Dahua knows very well where his rivals live.
So after having Dahua, an excellent macaque leading party, Ning Yuan and his party effortlessly found one macaque group after another.
Macaques are bullying and fearing the hard, their IQ is only three to five years old as a human, as long as they show them a little bit of force, and then give them some benefits, they will obediently obey.
So soon Ning Yuan returned to Emeishan County with a group of nine monkeys and nearly three thousand monkeys.
The macaques are already there, and the next step is to train them in a targeted manner.
In order to train these macaques into a thief army that points where to steal, Ning Yuan asked his subordinates to directly vacate some granaries and fields for the monkeys to conduct actual combat drills.
Under the feeding of Ning Yuan's fruits, peanuts and other delicious food, the monkeys were really very obedient, and with a wave of Ning Yuan's big hand, thousands of monkeys rushed towards the corn field in front of them.
"Whose mother-in-law is that female monkey, let it steal corn, why is it still picky."
"Hey, that stinky boy, that cob of corn is bigger than your head, why don't you let go if you can't hold it? Won't you pick a small one to take? ”
"Hey, that mother-in-law over there, do you want corn and don't want dolls? Your child is lost. ”
"Hey, stupid woman over there, people can't take care of a single child, how dare you rush forward when you give birth to twins?
Don't steal corn, you've lost one. ”
"Damn, that bastard over there, I asked you to steal corn, why are you still stealing other people's things? Isn't that much corn in the field enough for you to take? ”
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After finding a few thousand macaques so easily, Ning Yuan's self-confidence was extremely inflated, and he thought that he would soon be able to train a shrewd and capable army of monkeys.
However, the extremely chaotic situation on the scene dealt him a heavy blow.
Looking at the messy scene, full of scenes of throwing children and grabbing corn, Ning Yuan shouted hoarsely, and still couldn't control the scene.
Ning Yuan thought that he could communicate mentally and could communicate with the macaques without barriers, and the monkeys should soon be able to complete this very simple training task according to his requirements.
Unfortunately, monkeys are always monkeys, they are not human, and inadvertently, their true nature is all revealed.
Macaques are already lively and active, and coupled with the strict hierarchy among the monkey group, many high-status monkeys have become accustomed to giving priority to what they do.
So when they see those low-status monkeys holding corn, their first reaction is to go up and grab it, so as to show their status.
Originally, the task given to them by Ning Yuan was very simple, just rush to the field, pick all the corn that had not been harvested, and bring it back to his side.
But he never imagined that a task that could not be simpler could cause chaos among the monkeys.
"Dahua, let your younger brothers hurry up and bring their own families over to gather, and there will be no bananas to eat tonight when you come back."
Ning Yuan had already shouted hoarsely, and he couldn't stop the chaos of the monkeys, so he could only go and ask Dahua to bring the monkeys back.
Sure enough, among the monkeys, the prestige of the Monkey King was much higher than Ning Yuan's.
Dahua just casually roared a few times, and the chaotic group of monkeys immediately dispersed, and soon, the monkeys of various families gathered together, and then returned to Ning Yuan's front in turn.
Standing on the high platform, looking at the pair of big round eyes below, Ning Yuan couldn't get out even if he was on fire.
After he sighed, he waved his hand helplessly and said, "Go back to your station, let's get here first today!" ”
After finishing speaking, Ning Yuan walked off the high platform with a black face.
Looking at Ning Yuan, whose face was pale, the soldiers nearby all forced a smile.
This was the first time they had seen their monarch so deflated, but they didn't expect that the founding emperor of the Condor Empire, who was not afraid of heaven and earth, would be disgraced by a group of monkeys.
As soon as they remembered the chaotic scene just now and Ning Yuan's hoarse roar, they felt the urge to laugh.
"Humph!"
Seeing that all his subordinates lowered their heads and tried their best to control their bodies, Ning Yuan snorted coldly and went straight back to his residence.
After returning to the mansion, Ning Yuan locked himself in the room alone, he lay on the bed, looked at the roof, and kept thinking about what happened today.
Originally, he thought that the most difficult level of forming a monkey army should be to find a group of monkeys, but he never expected that training this group of guys would be even more difficult.
The biggest feature of macaques is that they live in groups, and they are always at home wherever they go.
Ning Yuan originally wanted to select some strong male monkeys to form a monkey army, but all the male monkeys, including Dahua, were unwilling to leave their wives and children.
As a result, Ning Yuan could only choose to let them continue to act as a family unit.
Now it seems that this compromise of his was a very serious mistake.
Those little milk monkeys and one- and two-year-old monkeys are so naughty, and their monkey mothers are also very out of tune, and they are the source of this great chaos.
No matter what race the army is, there is no family to bring it to the family, although the monkey army does not have to fight, but it also needs a certain amount of discipline, it seems that we have to find a way to kick out those mothers-in-law and little milk monkeys who are in the way, otherwise don't think about it if they are there.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, go back and take a look, those monkeys are causing trouble again."
Just as Ning Yuan was thinking about how to kick out those monkeys that were in the way, the voice of the guards came from the door.
Hearing that the monkeys were causing trouble again, Ning Yuan immediately got up from the bed, and after opening the door, Ning Yuan asked with a dark face, "What's wrong with those monkeys?" ”
"Your Majesty, when they have eaten enough, they begin to run around, touching everything they see a few times, and stealing it immediately when they see something delicious.
Now there are chickens and dogs jumping everywhere, and many nearby residents have come to us to complain that the monkeys have stolen their things. ”
Hearing that the monkey army he had formed had already begun to steal things now, Ning Yuan suddenly felt a little crying and laughing.
His original intention in forming the Monkey Army was to let them learn to steal things, learn to go behind enemy lines to wreak havoc, but before they could steal the enemy, his own people were first attacked by their thieves, what is this called?
After sighing helplessly, Ning Yuan instructed the guards: "Go and inform the druids immediately, let them take the monkeys to the nearby hill for me, send someone to protect them twenty-four hours a day, and let them live on the mountain in the future!" ”