On 17 August, Ibiza went to the Santiago Bernabeu for a training session to acclimatise to the venue.

Fang Jue arranged for assistant coach Ceballos to lead the team to train, and he hurriedly went to the bathroom and urinated.

On the way to the bathroom in the away team's locker room, Fang Jue suddenly caught a glimpse of the arrow on the wall and the words 'toilet' written on it.

There are closer, and naturally go closer.

Fang Jue walked straight over, and after he walked away, a piece of paper was blown up on the ground, and a line of words was printed on it: Internal Special.

Fang Jue was really eye-opening, the decoration of this bathroom was quite luxurious, and when you looked up, you could see a small golden chandelier, carpeted, the walls were covered with a layer of leather material, and even the design of the urinal was quite ingenious.

Of course, Fang Jue didn't have time to appreciate too much, he came to release water.

The sluice gate was opened and the water was released, and the sound was loud.

"Miles."

A voice sounded behind Fang Jue.

Fang Jue was startled, and the voice came from the small private room behind him.

"I forgot to pick up the paper."

"Cabinet No. 3, left side, side grid, I'm using paper here today."

"Miles, hurry up, I'm going to wipe my ass quickly, I'm pulling very well today, don't affect my luck."

It's obsessive-compulsive disorder!

Previously, because he was concerned about Mr. Fernandez's condition, Fang Jue had studied the case of obsessive-compulsive disorder, and he immediately came to the judgment that the old man behind him had obsessive-compulsive disorder, and it had reached a very serious point.

Fang Jue looked up and saw a row of cabinets, and finally found the cabinet with the number 3, opened it, and the lattice on the left side had a stack of toilet paper in it, neatly folded.

"How many?" Fang Jue asked.

"Give it all to me, no, you're not Miles, who are you? Miles! Miles! ｂｉｕ……”

The middle-aged man's screams resounded, and at the same time, a very stinky fart smell came, and then he heard the sound of running, Fang Jue turned his head, and saw a tall black man rushing in, seeing Fang Jue who was pulling the trouser chain, the black man's face changed greatly, was he late? He immediately rushed up.

……

"Hey, calm down, dude, calm down!" Fang Jue was frightened, "I'm here to urinate, I have no malice, I'm the coach, I'm the head coach of Ibiza." ”

Just as the black man's big hand was about to grab Fang Jue's neck, the middle-aged man's voice sounded, "Miles, stop - you are the head coach of Ibiza?" ”

"Yes, that's right." Fang Jue breathed a sigh of relief, "I was looking for a bathroom to pee, and I saw an arrow indicating that there was a bathroom here, so I ......"

"Can you give me the paper first?" After a pause of more than ten seconds, the middle-aged man said sullenly.

There was a sparse sound, then the sound of flushing the toilet and lifting pants.

Then Fang Jue saw a middle-aged man walk out, and it turned out to be Real Madrid coach Schuster.

It is really embarrassing that the two head coaches who are about to play against each other met in advance on such an occasion.

"Mr. Fang Jue, why are you here, this is the exclusive bathroom inside." Schuster held out his hand.

"I don't see an exclusive logo, I'm sorry." Fang Jue didn't stretch out his hand, because this guy didn't wash his hands.

"Ah, well, maybe something happened." Schuster didn't feel embarrassed at all, but rubbed his hands, "My hands are clean." ”

Fang Jue smiled and didn't say anything.

Schuster snorted, looked at the young coach in front of him, and suddenly made a threatening gesture, "If I hadn't called Miles just now, you'd be finished now." ”

"If you can't win on the field, will you kill me off the field?" Fang Jue was not afraid at all, and said with a straight face.

Then, the two guys glared at each other, and finally they both laughed, Schuster hugged Fang Jue directly and patted him on the shoulder, "Haha, Fang, I like you, I like your character, hahaha, for this liking, I will kick Ibiza's ass hard tomorrow." ”

"Mr. Schuster, you are exactly as rumored."

"Just as rude, huh?" Schuster was not ashamed, but laughed triumphantly.

This old rascal, Fang Jue smirked, but he made up his mind in his heart, his suit must be washed well when he goes back, no, he must throw it away, and if he can shake hands with this guy tomorrow, he will try to avoid it.

……

The two of them walked and talked.

"I've studied your Ibiza." Schuster said, "You have a shadow of me in your team, I love it, really, I never mind someone imitating me. ”

Fang Jue smiled and didn't speak, Lao Tzu had never seen such a shameless person.

"Hahaha, I'm kidding, you should have done that." Schuster pointed to his nose and said loudly, "Bastard, don't be arrogant, I didn't learn from you, get out of the ball." ”

As he spoke, he clapped his palms and turned in a circle, "That's right." ”

Fang Jue has now adjusted Schuster's obsessive-compulsive attribute to the category of 'intermittent mental supernormal output and temporary cessation of restraint ability'.

This guy's mood is really unstable, no wonder he fell out with Barcelona, then transferred to Real Madrid, and later left Real Madrid for Atletico Madrid, and fell out with the Federal Republic of Germany (West Germany) national team at that time.

"Miles is my bodyguard, you know, a successful person like me needs strong protection." Seeing Fang Jue looking at the tall black man who had been following the two of them, Schuster said, then lit a cigarette and closed the cigarette case directly, "This cigarette is rare, I am reluctant to invite you." ”

Fang Jue: Σ(°△°|||) ︴

Fang Jue has heard about Schuster's perennial hiring of bodyguards, and this matter has once become a topic of conversation between the media and fans, after all, it is still very rare for a head coach to hire bodyguards for a long time, but he didn't expect that when Schuster went to the toilet, the bodyguards were also around to protect him.

According to media reports, Schuster hired bodyguards, which has to start from 1981, when Schuster was still playing in Barcelona, that season, Barcelona was very hopeful of winning the La Liga championship after many years (the last time it won the championship was in 1974), just when the situation was good, in March 1981, Barcelona's main striker Queenie was kidnapped, and the whole Barcelona team suffered a heavy blow, Schuster and Queenie were very compatible, he and some teammates proposed to cancel Barcelona's La Liga match against Atletico Madrid, The Football Association did not agree, which made the Barcelona army very upset, although finally on March 25, the police rescued Queenie, but in the four La Liga games he was absent, Barcelona lost three and drew one, including a 0:3 loss to Real Madrid, and the dream of the La Liga championship was completely shattered. This kidnapping had a great impact on Schuster, who has since hired bodyguards for many years.

……

A little more than an hour later, Real Madrid coach Schuster and Ibiza coach Fang Jue attended the pre-match press conference.

'Ibiza is a team to be respected, but for Real Madrid, the title is the only goal. Schuster was direct.

This sentence is very Schuster-esque.

"Real Madrid is one of the greatest teams in Spain and Europe, it was a wonderful experience to visit the Bernabeu, Real Madrid have a lot of great players and Mr. Schuster is also a very successful championship coach......

Hearing Fang Jue say this, the Madrid reporters on the scene all smiled and nodded, which was very in line with their expectations, this kind of remarks are the usual statements of the coach of the visiting team who is a guest of Real Madrid, especially this kind of small team, it is simply a pilgrimage to the Bernabeu.

However, they didn't expect Fang Jue to pause, and suddenly his voice changed, "I like the Bernabeu, because I have always had good luck here, a year ago we reached the final of the promotion play-offs in the second division B here, and two months ago, we won the Spanish Copa del Rey here, which gave me confidence, we are not here to make a pilgrimage, at the Bernabeu, we have had a wonderful experience, and I hope it will be the same this time." ”

"Are you referring to winning Real Madrid at the Bernabeu?" A reporter immediately asked.

"No one will reject victory, and no one will surrender." Fang Jue smiled and nodded, "I like victory." ”

"Well said." Schuster suddenly slapped the table, "I like to win too!" ”

Fang Jue was taken aback, he couldn't wait to punch this old guy.

He felt that this German was deliberate.

……

Fang Jue is very annoyed by Schuster now, although Schuster looks like a good old guy, and he doesn't show much arrogance, but Schuster's words and deeds give Fang Jue the feeling that the other party does not take him in his eyes, which is not only to show the winning attitude towards Real Madrid, but also to ignore Fang Jue.

It's about treating yourself as a rookie.

No, rather, I didn't pay attention to it.

Fang Jue carefully studied Schuster, a German with a rebellious personality and a very arrogant character.

Not to mention the player era, the coaching resume is very impressive, especially in recent seasons, it can be said to be very bright, and it can even be said to be smooth sailing.

In the 2006/2007 season, Schuster led Getafe to the Copa del Rey final, and in the first leg of the semi-final against Barcelona, Messi staged a replica of Maradona's goal, Getafe lost 2-5, but returned to home and won 4-0 in the second leg to advance to the final.

Yes, counting the past season when Barcelona were reversed by Ibiza in the second leg of the Copa del Rey semi-finals, Barcelona have been overturned in the first leg of the Copa del Rey semi-finals for the second consecutive season.

Getafe reached the final of the Copa del Rey in Spain, although they lost 0-1 to Sevilla and only finished runners-up in the Copa del Rey, but this coaching resume is already quite good.

Meanwhile, in La Liga, Getafe finished 9th in the league and even narrowly missed European qualification.

Schuster's coaching results are so good, his old club Real Madrid saw it in his eyes and came to the door. He arrived in Madrid in the summer of 2007 and won La Liga in his first season with ease, eight points ahead of runners-up Villarreal and 18 points ahead of third-placed Barcelona.

With such a smooth sailing, Schuster is also full of pride, and he even shouted that he will lead Real Madrid to defend the title in La Liga this season, and at the same time help Real Madrid lift the European Champions Cup trophy again after seven years.

This German, this is floating.

Fang Jue sighed, in his opinion, Schuster was able to lead Real Madrid to win the championship last season, and the German's coaching ability is indeed good, but, more importantly, he caught up with the good time, when Barcelona was in turmoil, Rijkaard decided to leave in the middle of the season, Ronaldinho also had conflicts with Barcelona, well, and his Fang Jue's credit, in the semifinals of the Spanish Copa del Rey was led by Fang Jue to Ibiza to turn the tables, and the morale of Barcelona was also a big blow, which was equivalent to assisting Real Madrid.

Floated, good!

If Schuster really doesn't think Ibiza deserves to be mentioned, then that's a good thing for Ibiza......

In the manager's office at the Real Madrid training base.

"Bernd." Real Madrid assistant coach David Brown. Cortes. Caballero looked at Schuster with some puzzlement, "You obviously value Ibiza, but why do you despise them and their manager so much?" ”

Schuster looked at his assistant, "David, what do you think Fang Jue's reaction will be?" ”

"It's probably going to be angry." Caballero thought for a moment, "Or maybe you'll think we're too arrogant." ”

"That's right, hahaha." Schustel laughed, "I'm telling you, David, this time I'm going to use the wisdom and methods of the Chinese to beat this Chinese coach." ”

David. Cortes. Caballero was puzzled.

At the end of the day, the Real Madrid coach locked his office drawer, and before the drawer was closed, the light shone in, and there was a book lying inside, a book with a red cover, slightly larger than a pocket book, with a red hard shell. On the cover, an ancient man with an oriental face is wearing a red robe, yellow leather boots, riding a white horse, a black hat, a black saddle, a black horsewhip, and a red cherry blossom hanging from the horse's neck.

……

There was a lot of noise in the stands at the Bernabeu and players from both sides had already entered.

At this moment, the big screen of the stadium also played the starting lists of both sides.

Real Madrid:

Goalkeepers: Casillas;

Backline: Salgado, Xavi. Garcia, Heinze, Miguel. Torres;

Midfielders: Las Diarra, De La Red, Van der Vaart;

Forwards: Robinho, Raul, Ruud van Nistelrooy.

Away Ibiza:

Goalkeepers: 1-Simon Wright;

Backline: 2-Bolaruz, 3-Koscielny, 15-Hummels, 16-Jordi. Alba;

Midfielders: 4-Makelele, 21-Luca. Modric, 7-Juan. Mata, 17-Marco. Royce, 10-Sebastian. Deisler;

Forward: 9-Robert. Lewandowski.

Ibiza captain Deisler won Raul in a coin guessing contest, Ibiza was given the right to pick the edge, and Real Madrid kicked off first.

The players from both sides took their positions according to their formations, and the referee on duty for the game, Gonzalez, and the two linesmen confirmed the time and blew the whistle for the start of the game.

In the first leg of the 2008 Spanish Super Cup, Real Madrid's home vs Ibiza match officially began.

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