Four hundred and seven, war maniac Li Er

It is indeed very difficult to explain what is called a scientific experiment with a person like Li Erma, who does not understand scientific thinking at all and is full of power struggles, and in this matter, Empress Changsun is also very good at implementing the principle of "long hair and short knowledge", the couple heard Suning's story about the fact that two objects, one heavy and one light, fell from the same height and landed at the same time, and they didn't understand it at all.

"Your Majesty, Queen, please think about it, before doing this experiment, did we all think that heavy objects should land first, and light objects should land last?" Suning had no choice but to come up with the level of talking to the kindergarten children to communicate with these two scientific illiterates, and now the two couples understood, nodded together, and the eldest grandson queen said: "This is true, generally speaking, how can there be a saying that light things and heavy things fall to the ground together, it must be that the heavy ones land first, not together." But this is what happened together, because of what? ”

Empress Eldest Sun asked the point, His Majesty Li Erlu and Li Chengqian also nodded, His Excellency Li Yuan looked at Suning with interest with a wine glass, Suning looked at Li Tai and said, "Qingque, you can explain!" ”

Li Tai nodded excitedly and said: "The theory put forward by the Western philosopher Aristotle is that heavy objects fall fast, and light objects fall slowly, this has been recognized by almost everyone, but the teacher's master confirmed that if you tie a light ball and a heavy ball together, the falling speed of the heavy ball will be slowed down by the drag of the light ball, but in fact, the weight of the two balls tied together will increase the weight." The speed should be faster, this Aristotelian theory is obviously to attack the shield of the son with the spear of the son, and the teacher's master disagrees with it.

In today's experiment, the light iron ball is half the weight and size of the heavy iron ball, but they land at the same time, that is to say, the landing speed of the light object and the heavy object has nothing to do with their weight, and it will not land first because of the weight, nor will it land later because of the light, this phenomenon obviously shows that there is another thing secretly controlling the falling speed of the two iron balls. So that their own weight is ignored! As for what this kind of thing is. I'll definitely find it! ”

Li Tai perfectly applied the textbook that Suning wrote to him, listening to Li Tai's narration and those professional terms, Suning simply felt that he was back in the junior high school classroom, perfect. Perfect. Li Tai. You're a fucking genius! You're supposed to be a great mathematician, a great physicist, or even a chemist. You can definitely become a legend! You must be able to understand what mass, gravitational force and gravitational acceleration are, fucking Galileo, fucking Newton, and then all units will be marked with blue finch! The unit of mass is the green finch!

Suning was very excited, but the others blinked and didn't understand what Li Tai was talking about at all, just looked at Suning with an excited and satisfied look, probably knowing that Li Tai said it very well, Suning was very satisfied, but they themselves couldn't understand it at all, but since Suning could understand, probably what Li Tai said was right, His Majesty Li Erlu and Empress Changsun looked at each other, and smiled bitterly in unison.

Li Chengqian's face was full of envy, although he couldn't understand what Li Tai was saying, but it seemed to be very powerful, could I be so powerful? As for His Excellency Li Yuan, he just kept drinking, as if this reason had nothing to do with him, and yes, he just made a bet with Suning.

The epoch-making experiment came to an end, ending with Li Tai and Suning working together to complete the free fall experiment, Li Tai hurriedly went back to continue his studies to find this reason, while Suning was pulled away by His Majesty Li Er and Empress Changsun together, and Li Chengqian was driven back to the East Palace to wait for Kong Yingda to teach.

To say that in fact, Li Chengqian was planning to take Suning back with him and ask him and Li Tai what they were doing just now, but because of His Excellency Li Yuan's words before leaving, it touched the nerves of His Majesty Li Erlu and Empress Changsun, so Suning was brought over to check the water meter......

"Su boy, the old man left first, this time the old man lost the gamble, the old man promised you that it will definitely be done, you just wait! Haha ”

Daddy!!!

Old thief, don't forget to pit me when you're coming! Don't forget to block Li Er's majesty!

All in all, after hearing this, Suning knew that he needed to explain, this is fucking like going out to play with his girlfriend, and then seeing a beautiful woman walk up to you and say to you, I'm waiting for you at the hotel......

Isn't this Nima deadly?!

Sure enough, it's better to say it honestly, otherwise, looking at the eyes of His Majesty Li Er and Empress Changsun, no one can bear it in the face of this kind of murderous momentum, right?

"Say it!"

"The minister made a bet with the Emperor Taishang, as long as the two balls hit the ground at the same time, the Emperor Taishang would give the minister something."

"What's that?"

"I don't know what to do."

"What else did the Emperor say?"

"I also asked the minister's zodiac."

"Gone?"

"It's gone."

"......" Li Er's majesty didn't say anything more, but Empress Changsun began to fire: "I don't even know how to say hello to Lu Dao, you take Qingque to learn what kind of things you know, Da'an Palace is a place where you can run around?" It is the residence of the Emperor Taishang, and it is the place where the Emperor Taishang rests, what should you do if you go in casually and disturb the Emperor? The Emperor Taishang is old, not like you young people!

Da'an Palace is the place where the Emperor Taishang rests, why don't you go if you don't go, if you disturb the Emperor Taishang, even His Majesty can't save you, understand? Forget about the green sparrow, you can't mess around, this time you accept the emperor's things, but you can't have a next time, understand? ”

After a series of cannons, where is Suning's possibility of fighting back and resisting? So Suning was gorgeously defeated, nodded, smiled, um.

After the words were finished, everything that should be said was said, and the eldest grandson queen looked at the expression of Li Er's majesty, as if she saw something, so she said: "The concubine still has something to do, so retire first, and don't make it too late." ”

His Majesty Li Er nodded at Empress Changsun and watched Empress Changsun leave. Then stared at Suning, and didn't speak, after a while, Suning was nervous and wanted to go to the toilet, and Li Er's majesty finally spoke: "Do you know why I left you for Lu?" ”

Suning shook his head: "I don't know what to do." ”

Li Er said, "What is Aristotle? ”

Suning was suddenly a little embarrassed, was His Majesty Li Er really asking Aristotle what it was? Suning felt the need to make sure: "Your Majesty, did you just ask what Aristotle was?" ”

Li Er nodded his head: "Answer me." ”

Suning was a little speechless and said: "Aristotle is not a thing, it is a person, it is a Western country. A great scholar of a country called Greece. His status in the West is like our Confucius and Lao Tzu, a sage-level figure, and he is also in the same era as Confucius, which is equivalent to our Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. His influence in that country and that land was very great. ”

Li Er frowned and asked, "Western countries? Isn't it the Western Regions? The farthest is only Great Qin. It is said that that is where Ban Chao arrived. was blocked by a sea of sea, so he returned, Greece is Daqin? Aristotle is the Great Qin? ”

Suning said, "No. In the west of Daqin, there are many countries, there is also a fertile land, many people live, they also have countries, especially Greece, in the same period as our Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, the Greek culture is very prosperous, at that time their culture can almost be compared with ours, Aristotle is one of the best, knowledgeable, is a figure who connects the past and the next, undoubtedly a great man. ”

Li Er seemed to be very interested: "Isn't that country very powerful?" How about now? For Datang, that country is not a threat? Datang is at war with it, can it win? ”

Sure enough, it's still the same thinking......

Suning was a little speechless, but he could only say: "That country, well, it can be said that it used to be very powerful, but now their glory no longer exists, because this country has been defeated by other countries, and conquered, and has been conquered more than once, and now there is no threat at all." ”

Li Er's brow furrowed, obviously puzzled by the subjugation of a culturally prosperous country: "Why is this? Suning replied: "Because of this country, the minister also thinks it is very strange, strictly speaking, he is not a unified country, but like us in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, there are many vassal states, of course, their vassal states are called city-states, and Shizun calls their state system the city-state system, a city-state is a country, with a city as the center, and the nearby countryside as an auxiliary, such a country."

The difference in the result is that we are the Great Qin to eliminate the six eastern countries to unify China, while Greece was eliminated and conquered by another Great Qin, this Great Qin master called it the Roman Empire, it was the most powerful when the territory was so huge that even the Tang Dynasty was currently incomparable, they once created the feat of incorporating a sea into the territory and becoming a lake, but unfortunately, hundreds of years ago, this great empire has been divided and divided into two empires, the east and the west, the western empire was eliminated, and only the eastern empire still exists, There is still considerable strength. ”

Li Er's Majesty frowned tightly: "You tell me, how much do you know about the things west of the Western Regions, tell them all, I want to know all the things about the Western Regions!" ”

Suning said: "Your Majesty, it doesn't make much sense to say these things now, in addition to making our vision more far-reaching, it can't bring about changes in the actual sense, the minister has instructed the officials of the Zongheng Division to understand the current Western Regions countries in the process of doing business in the Western Turks, and only by bringing the Western Regions into the hands of the Tang Dynasty can the Tang Dynasty have a way to continue to develop westward."

Therefore, the minister thinks that our first step is to control the Western Turks, the second step is to pass through the Western Regions, and the third step is to occupy and open up the Western Regions, making it the real land of the Tang Dynasty, and setting up prefectures and counties to rule, and after that, it is the time to go to war with Western countries, at that time, it is estimated that it will be decades later. ”

Li Er's majesty was happy at first, and then after hearing the timetable, it was a lag, obviously difficult to accept this timetable, after a while, Li Erma's heart sighed slightly, and said: "It's a pity, I really want to fight with those big countries in the West, I really didn't expect that there are countries as powerful as Datang on this land, I really want to fight with them......"

Suning knew the thoughts of the war madman Li Er, so he said: "Your Majesty, this is not impossible, although it will take a long time to really fight to the west, but we can do it, besides, hundreds of years ago, there was a very ambitious guy in the west, threatening to conquer China, so he took people from the place of the Great Qin Kingdom to fight us, all the way over, about tens of thousands of miles away, they fought for more than ten years, and they really opened up more than half of the distance, A very, very powerful empire was built. ”

Li Er's majesty was shocked, and hurriedly asked, "Is there anything else?" Why don't I know the way? And then what? It seems that there is no record in the history books of all dynasties! ”

Suning said with a smile: "That's because after thirteen years of fighting, the emperor with great ambitions died of illness, and his empire fell apart, and his ambition to conquer Huaxia was not achieved, but he really hit the vicinity of Tianzhu today, if he is given a few more years, he can't really hit the territory of Huaxia, but even if he comes, he will definitely fail miserably." (To be continued......)