Chapter Forty-Nine: Philosophical ......
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In a small grass hut that had been built for less than an hour, three Dugu Demon Sect disciples were tied to chairs by tortoise shells and shackles, and kept screaming.
Nian Nian, who was playing in the Spirit Bird Peak next door, heard the cry and turned her little head cutely, and her little hand pulled the feathers of the owl sister next to her, and her big eyes were full of worry:
"Sister Touying, he won't be okay, right?"
"Don't worry, anyone can have an accident, Jiang Lin's guy can't have an accident."
The owl demon named Tou Ying gently rubbed Nian Nian's little head.
Because Fang Ruo had something to do temporarily, she helped take care of the children.
"What's that poop doing...... Why do you want to read it? Baba doesn't like to miss it. ”
"Nian Nian is so cute, Jiang Lin's bastard boy can't hurt Nian Nian, how can he hate Nian Nian, Jiang Lin let Nian Nian come out to protect Nian Nian."
"Protecting Niannian?"
"Hmm." Rubbing the little dragon girl's cheeks full of collagen, Touying looked at the other side of the screaming Shuang Everest, "You baba said that he was discussing philosophy......"
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"Jiang Caihua thief, even if you kill us! We won't say it! ”
"That's right! We are ambitious villains! ”
"You don't want us to betray the Dugu Demon Sect!"
“......”
In the thatched house, Jiang Lin sat a little speechless on the wooden bench he made, the wooden bench was a little crooked, and he needed to pay attention to balance.
On the left side of Jiang Lin stood Diao Da and bald Wu Ke, and on the right stood Ji Ji Bo and Fang Zhao skirt.
"I haven't done it yet, what are you calling for?" Jiang Lin poured himself a cup of tea, and his tone was flat, "Don't worry, our Sun Moon Sect people never use torture to treat hostages, our Sun Moon Sect is very kind, right?" ”
"Yes, we never torture."
"Yes, we're serious Demon Cultists."
On the other side, Ji Bo and Fang Copied the skirt and echoed.
"You're a liar?! What do you have in your hands? ”
The camera shifts, and at Jiang Lin's feet are: pig-killing knives, maces, branding irons, nail clippers, rubber bands and other torture props.
The camera moved down further, Jiang Lin's thigh was holding a "ten-finger connected clip", and Diaoda, Fang Copying Skirt and others were holding nail bone needles and pipa to wear ......
"Ahem, cough, these are the things that the Sun Moon Sect Xingtang has eliminated, and they have long been used."
Jiang Lin threw the "ten-finger connected clip" on his knee.
"Come, Diaoda, tell them, what do I usually use for Jiang Lin, the only descendant of the Sun and Moon Sect of the Twin Everest?"
I saw Diao Da pull out a feather from his body: "This hair is the essence of my body!" Delicate and soft, hairy and hairy, the best thing to use for paddling is ......"
Snap your fingers again: "Twitter, what do you say I use?" ”
Ji Jibo took out two cups of tofu brain: "Some people like to eat sweet tofu brain, some people like to eat salty tofu brain, what do the three of you like to eat?" ”
"Salty."
"Me too."
"I like sweet, too."
"Good." Ji Jibo took out two large vat of tofu brains from his storage bag, "I like to eat salty, I will give him sweet, I like to eat sweet, I will give him salty until you recruit him." ”
Suddenly, looking at the two large vat of tofu brains, the faces of the three of them changed dramatically, and they were arguing frantically on the chairs, saliva flying:
"Jiang Lin! Shame on you! ”
"Jiang Lin! You have what it takes to kill me! ”
"You're a Demon Cultist! You have the ability to kill me! ”
"Jiang Lin! @#¥ (vulgar word). ”
Looking at the three Dugu Demon Sect monks who had turned into Zu'an people but could only be incompetent and furious, Jiang Lin hurriedly grabbed the eagle's big wings to block their flying saliva.
A cold sword aura flashed, and the mouths of the three people were sealed by their own frozen saliva.
"I haven't said the next one yet, why are you in such a hurry?"
Jiang Lin stood up, straightened his sleeves, and whispered in front of them:
"I just remembered a plan lately, I would throw each of them into a small room that was just enough to tolerate one person, and there was nothing in the room, no window, no sound, not a little bit of sunlight, a little darkness, and just stayed there, not remembering the time, not remembering the light, not even the rats...... None ......"
Jiang Lin's words landed, and when he thought that if he really entered that kind of room, the tears of the three people had already flowed, and his body couldn't help but tremble.
With a snap of their fingers, the three of them can speak again.
One of them looked at Jiang Lin tremblingly: "Jiang Lin! You're a devil! ”
"No......" Jiang Lin bent down and looked down at them, "Please call me...... Viper...... Very venomous and venomous snake...... Snake ~~~~"
"Give you a night to think about it, I'll come back tomorrow, oh yes, before that, I've got a gift for you." After that, Jiang Lin turned around and left, and the four of them looked at them with extremely sympathetic eyes, turned around and left.
"Little Brother Jiang ~~~~"
Outside the Shuangzhu Peak, Jiang Lin's five people just came out of the small grass house, and a muscular "macho man" with makeup and a soft voice came to Shuangzhu.
"Brother Jiabaoli, please take a touch on them."
"Oh, what did little brother Jiang say?" The buddy who was called Jiabaoli handed Jiang Lin three medium-grade spirit stones, and gently bumped Jiang Lin on the shoulder, "Actually, seriously, people prefer little brother Jiang~~~~ How about a high-grade spirit stone?" ”
"That...... I still have something to do, goodbye Brother Jiabaoli! ”
Jiang Lin hurriedly said goodbye and went to the Spirit Bird Peak to pick up Xiao Niannian.
"Baba ....."
Seeing that his baba had come to pick him up, Xiao Niannian jumped out of Touying's arms, stretched out his little arms and walked towards Jiang Lin with his little short legs.
"Do you want to poop?"
Picking up Niannian, Jiang Lin said happily.
"Hmm!"
Xiao Niannian kissed the poop, and the fat little tail shook happily, but as if thinking of something unhappy, Xiao Niannian's little head lowered, and two cute little fingers poked each other.
"Baba I'm sorry, Niannian fell asleep this morning...... Didn't go out with Baba ......"
"It's okay, don't blame Niannian."
Listening to the warm words of his "daughter", Jiang Lin's heart warmed.
"Let's go, Baba has made a lot of money today, Baba takes Niannian to eat delicious food."
"Really?"
"Really."
Jiang Lin rubbed the girl's little head, put Xiao Niannian on the horse transformed by aura, and hurriedly flew towards the Sun Moon Sect town.
……
"Don't! Don't come here! ”
"Oh! Yes! ”
Not long after a few people left the Spirit Bird Peak, some strange sound faintly floated from behind them.
"Baba, what was the sound just now?"
Raising his little head, Xiao Niannian looked at Jiang Lin innocently.
"Well...... this" Jiang Lin thought for a while, and touched Xiao Niannian's long silver-white hair, "It's a philosophical ......"