Chapter 8: Trick Lao Tzu into cutting his kidney?
This has become too fast, just now I said that I was selling dog skin plasters, and I suddenly turned into a soup and became a fortune teller?
The young man who spoke just now couldn't help laughing and said:
"Old man, you're interesting, tell me what you're selling?"
The old man wearing the hat saw the stitches, and when he saw that someone was talking, he stuck to it like a dog's skin ointment, grabbed the young man's sleeve, and said with a deep face:
"Young man, I see that you are full of heaven, and your bones are amazing and extraordinary, old man, I opened my eyes and found that you are a genius that has not been encountered in a hundred years.
The old man's stall is just short of people to partner with, and 100 yuan a day also includes room and board, so I can't ...... it."
At this time, even Liu Shibai was dumbfounded when he heard it.
The young man who was pulled away shook off the old man and scolded angrily: "Old guy, I think, you want to trick Lao Tzu into cutting off your kidney, don't you?"
The old man shook his head, and then said:
"If you don't partner with the old man, the old man is not reluctant, it's really not good, the old man, I have a copy of "Mai Shenxiang", the original price is twenty yuan a copy, I will calculate your ten yuan a copy cheaply? ”
"Hahaha!"
"This old man is funny, isn't this a street hustler?"
"Let's go, it's not looking!"
The laughter of everyone gradually dispersed, only Liu Shiba's eyes flashed, as if he thought of something, and stood in place and did not leave.
Seeing that everyone was dispersed, the old man in the hat was not in a hurry, but came to Liu Eighteen and laughed in a low voice:
"This descendant, I see that you are full of heaven, your head is green, and your cheeks are full......"
Liu Eighteen smiled faintly and said:
"Do you want me to buy Mai Shenxiang? Okay, how about you calculate a hexagram for me? I'll buy a copy when I'm right. ”
The old man in the hat hesitated for a moment when he heard this, gradually raised his head, and whispered two words:
"The three-foot grave is smoking, and the wealth is as boundless as the sea!
The predecessors planted trees and the people were cold, and the road to change their lives against the sky was boundless!"
Hearing this, Liu Shiba's eyes flashed, but he was shocked in his heart, and said strangely:
"Old merchant, I recognized you just now, why did you come to Xuchang too?"
Didn't grandpa tell himself that no one knew about changing his life against the sky, this was a secret of the Liu family?
But the two sentences of this old merchant made everything clear, including the bad luck of more than ten generations of his Liu family.
Could this old thing really be a fortune teller?
That is, among the ten cultivators in the world, the seventh-ranked physiognomy master?
Where in the world are there so many coincidences?
I left Liujiatun, and this old merchant who has been wandering around Ziyun Mountain all the year round came to the door of Xuchang's house?
To say that this is a coincidence, there is no connection, Liu Shibai himself does not believe it.
The old merchant looked flat, and explained to himself:
Life was difficult, and the old man's best friend Liu Sixteen also went, so the old man had to come to the big city to eat. ”
Listening to what the old merchant said, Liu Shibai believed it for three points, this old merchant's name is Cao Xiong, he has known him since he was a child, he and his grandfather have the same smell, often eat meat and drink wine together, and even climbed through the window of the second dog's daughter-in-law Cuihua together......
"What are the plans of my uncle to come to Xuchang?
Liu Eighteen asked lightly.
"I didn't have a plan, but when I saw my nephew, I had a plan again, why don't you take in the old man first?
I don't have a place to live, but my grandfather and I are best friends, and besides, the hexagram that the old man just calculated for you is worth the price......"
When Liu Shibai heard this, he was shocked in his heart, but his face was extremely flat, as if the two sentences of the fortune teller just now were jokes.
Although Liu Eighteen is not very old, the city government is not low, he lowered his head and thought for a while before saying with a smile:
"Since Lao Cao, you are a good friend of your grandfather and my senior, I should help you.
I'm going to buy a few lottery tickets now, and you're going with me? How about we go to my house for a while?"
The old merchant Cao Xiong smiled slightly, straightened his waist freely, and said in a crepe manner:
"Thank you eighteen, if you want to buy a lottery ticket, let's go together, I'll help you calculate the time of the day by the way, so that you can start at an auspicious time. ”
Liu Shibai was stunned when he heard this, he didn't believe in ghosts and gods in the first place, but now he also believes in seven or eight points, and smiled:
"Then let's go, Uncle Cao. ”
Cao Xiong heard Liu 18 call Uncle Cao, his footsteps paused slightly, lowered his head and cleaned up and followed Liu 18.
The two walked a short distance, and they arrived at the lottery spot at the corner of the street, and coincidentally, they happened to see Liu Shiba's ex-girlfriend Zhao Lizhu standing at the door of the coffee shop next to the lottery station and looking at this side.
Standing side by side with Zhao Lizhu is a well-dressed middle-aged man, the man has a Chinese face, and at first glance he looks extraordinary, but there is a faint gloomy and cunning in his eyes.
Ever since Liu Shibai came over, this man's eyes have been on him.
Zhao Lizhu was wearing a beige windbreaker today, with long wavy hair lazily behind her shoulders, and a trace of moisture was faintly seen on it.
I have to say that Zhao Lizhu is indeed a very eye-catching beauty, and her appearance after the rain and dew is even more coquettish, and she lowers her head and whispers to the man next to her.
Liu 18 walked into the door of the lottery station with an indifferent face, glanced at the man who was also wearing a beige Burberry men's windbreaker, and nodded with a smile.
Zhao Lizhu saw Liu Eighteen, her face was full of disdain, and she said sarcastically with a pout:
"It's really unproductive, I know every day that I buy lottery tickets and deserve to be poor for the rest of my life. ”
The middle-aged man beside Zhao Lizhu also snorted softly.
Liu Shibai was accustomed to Zhao Lizhu's cynicism, and smiled leisurely:
"Poverty is also my business, what do you care?"
After speaking, Liu Shiba's face did not change and looked at Zhao Lizhu, who was a little stunned, and smiled again:
"Waiting here so early, did you come to sarcasm me? This is your new concubine~head, and you won't introduce me to it?"
At this time, when the middle-aged man heard this, the original disdain in his eyes shrank, and there was obviously a trace of anger and stunned.
"You're Lizhu's former boyfriend? ”
Liu Eighteen laughed and said:
"To be honest, you helped me clean up the shoes I didn't wear, and I have to thank you. ”
Zhao Lizhu's face changed greatly when she heard this, and her mean angry scolding instantly floated over:
"Liu Eighteen, don't be embarrassed, we have nothing to do with each other for a long time, what if the old lady dumps you?
You are too poor, you have no money, no car, no mansion, why is my mother spending her youth with you?"
Liu Shibai glanced at the middle-aged man with a gloomy face, and said softly:
"Rich for three generations, thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, be careful......"
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